In just one month, Yun Wan made a fortune by picking up the sect's trash.
However, Yun Wan wanted to get closer to Xiaoling Mountain rather than picking up those rags, but Xiaoling Mountain had strict selection criteria, and even if he waited 800 years, he still wouldn't be able to be ranked.
There is no hope for Xiaolingshan for the time being, Yunwan decides to look for another opportunity to make a living.
Kunlun has entered the deep winter. For this treasure land blessed by the moon god, the winter is not very cold, the frost is lingering, and the flowers and trees are like full spring. The two different landscapes blend together to form a unique artistic conception.
Yun Wan still remembered that Xie Tingyun wanted to teach her exercises, and after everyone around her had fallen asleep, she got up carefully, and walked out of the dormitory wearing only a coat.
The Zhangxian Division is not an important place of the Kunlun Sect, so the guards are naturally not too strict.
She didn't light the lamp, and hurried to the firewood room, moved the firewood blocking the wall and got in, found the secret door of the Bafanggang and quickly hid in, her sneaky appearance was no different from having an affair
"coming."
Xie Tingyun opened his mouth without any warning, and she was frightened abruptly.
Yun Wan calmed down: "Let's get started, I still have to work."
Xie Tingyun came to her side, "Meditate first."
Yun Wan cried with a small face: "Why are you still meditating?"
When he came over with sharp eyes, Yun Wan immediately sat down on the ground and meditated obediently.
"Close your eyes."
She closed her eyes again.
In the darkness, Yunwan's senses became clearer. She heard Xie Tingyun pacing beside her, and when her warm fingertips slowly moved upward along the tailbone, Yunwan's back stiffened and her whole body was in a commotion.
—She said, that Chun Jue brocade doesn't sound like a serious exercise.
"Exhale and breathe in."
Yun Wan followed his instructions step by step.
"Get rid of distracting thoughts."
Yun Wan is now... full of distracting thoughts.
She can't stop thinking wildly, her breath is chaotic, and what Chun Jue Jin is most afraid of is that the practitioners of this exercise can't concentrate, and if they don't pay attention, they will go crazy.
"I want to extract a strand of your distracting thoughts, only in this way can you feel at ease."
sobbing.
Seeing her nodding, Xie Tingyun put his finger on Yunwan's temple, and when he lifted his fingertips, he took out the yellow fluorescent thread from it.
Xie Tingyun has seen many distracting thoughts, but this is the first time he has seen yellow, and it is still such a pure yellow.
Black is evil; red is lust; yellow is...greed?
Curious, Xie Tingyun opened his eyes and looked. It didn't matter if he didn't look at it, but he saw that they were all vivid and indescribable **** pictures. Not surprisingly, the male protagonist was him, and the scene was here.
Xie Tingyun's throat choked, and he almost choked.
Dare she think that all he taught was this kind of exercises?
Seeing Yun Wan's cheeks burning red, presumably new distracting thoughts arose again.
With a sigh, Xie Tingyun gave up: "Open your eyes."
Yun Wan opened his eyes.
In this void-like octagonal array, those pitch-black eyes were exceptionally bright and clear.
"Not practicing?"
"Your mind is full..." Xie Tingyun paused, "It's not clean. It's easy to go crazy if you continue to practice."
"I didn't." Yun Wan felt wronged, "I always listen to you..."
Xie Tingyun spread out his palms and imagined a copy of "The Curse of Purifying the Heart" and handed it over, "Read one page every day."
"..."
Good guy, those who didn't know thought she was a Buddhist cultivator.
"Let's stop here, and continue after you have recited fifteen pages of the Purifying Mantra."
Ten or fifteen pages? ! !
Yun Wan's eyes widened, she never imagined that she was going to become an immortal and would not be able to escape the curse of endorsement!
"are you human?"
Xie Tingyun enjoyed her shocked little expression very much, and the corners of her lips curled slightly imperceptibly: "Not really."
Okay, count yourself as cruel.
Back it up!
Yun Wan angrily drew the Purifying Mantra, and before leaving she gave him a look: "I won't sleep with you from now on."
"That's right." Xie Tingyun's smile remained unchanged, "This will help you get rid of distracting thoughts and concentrate on your cultivation."
Yun Wan was heartbroken, and left Bafang Gang angrily.
Xie Tingyun suddenly refused to part with him, he cast a curse to change his appearance, and his clothes became the dark blue uniforms worn by Zhang Xiansi's disciples.
He walked out of Bafanggang, concealed the gate, and left the firewood room with a natural expression.
**
Yun Wan memorized the whole night, and when he woke up he was dizzy.
As long as you close your eyes, you will see the dense, dry and boring runes on the "Qing Xin Mantra".
As soon as Yun Wan finished tidying up the yard and was about to go to the mulberry garden, she was stopped by two disciples: "Are you in charge of the office?"
Zhang Xiansi's door uniform is darker than the outer door, and with the badge on her waist, the other party recognizes it at a glance.
"I am."
The other party glanced at her, "Are you strong?"
Yun Wan responded, "Big one."
The disciple looked at her suspiciously, but now he couldn't find anyone except Yun Wan in front of him, so he could only wave his hand and call her over, "Then follow me."
The boss couldn't refuse his disciple's request, so Yun Wan followed him all the way to the... hut?
The disciple pinched his nose and pointed to the large barrels in front of him: "You go and dispose of these barrels of tuberose."
Yun Wan blinked blankly, and asked tentatively, "Where is Ye Laixiang?"
The other party gave her a look to understand on her own.
Yun Wan understood.
The new disciples haven't bigu yet, so this trivial matter naturally falls on them, but—
Shit is shit, even if you call it so elegant and refined, it won't change it's shit!
There were four large wooden barrels on the ground, sealed with a formation, and the smell did not escape, which made Yun Wan feel a little better.
"Hurry up and don't dawdle, feed the pigs behind after you're done."
After finishing speaking, the disciple turned his head and left.
Yunwan took two steps back to stay away from the buckets of dung, avoiding them.
Before coming to Zhang Xiansi, she had fantasized about many possibilities, but she never imagined that one day she would pick up shit.
It is impossible to pick shit, and it is impossible to pick **** in this life.
Yun Wan paced around, looked around and suddenly caught a glimpse of a tall shadow.
With a happy expression, he hurriedly called out: "Fellow Daoist, stay!"
Xie Tingyun, who had already changed his face, was stiff and looked at her in disbelief: "Me?"
"yes."
Xie Tingyun was stunned.
He was so disguised that Yun Wan could recognize him at a glance?
Xie Tingyun had mixed feelings, walked over slowly, and tentatively asked, "What are you calling me for?"
"Come with me." Yun Wan didn't even look at him, she grabbed Xie Tingyun's sleeve and walked forward, Xie Tingyun obediently let her pull.
"Can you dump these for me?" Yun Wan took out a few bad-looking spirit stones and handed them over, "I'll pay you."
Behind her are several large wooden barrels with the word "Xiang" printed on them.
But Xie Tingyun knew exactly what was inside.
-manure.
Yun Wan smiled harmlessly in front of him, while Xie Tingyun was in a daze.
Dare she call herself to stop, either because she recognized him or something else, but because she wanted him to help pick up the shit? ?
"Do you want to pick? Is it too little?" She took back the spirit stone, rolled up her sleeves, and prepared to do it herself.
"Wait." Xie Tingyun would not let her choose, so he hurriedly called out.
Yun Wan turned around.
The eyes of the two collided, and Yun Wan asked, "Do you want to do it?"
No one wants to do such a thing, but... he is even more reluctant to do it for Yun Wan.
Glancing at Yun Wan's obviously much rougher fingers, Xie Tingyun still chose to compromise, and nodded with great difficulty, presumably this would be the most difficult decision he had ever made in his life.
Yun Wan raised her eyebrows, and suddenly felt an inexplicable familiarity with him.
Xie Tingyun walked to the wooden barrel and felt that he was at a loss again: "Add more."
add a bit?
Yun Wan looked back at the four buckets, feeling very embarrassed: "That's all, I'm afraid we can't add more."
"I said Lingshi."
Yun Wan suddenly said, "Then you should have said it earlier." She added another two yuan, thinking about it, she felt that it was a pity to dump so much dung, why not...
Another ghost idea popped up in my heart.
"Let's go, you and I will go." Yun Wan patted him on the shoulder, picked up the other two buckets and walked towards the back yard.
Xie Tingyun frowned.
She hasn't paid yet...
Seeing Yun Wan go away, Xie Ting Yun's heart swayed, picked up two heavy buckets and followed closely behind, thinking that the filth was dirty, he quietly cast a barrier spell.
The Zhangxian Division is different from others, because it is responsible for purchasing and other affairs, so it can enter and leave the sect freely.
She showed the token to the disciple guarding the gate, and left through the back door in the disgusted eyes of the other party.
Yun Wan carried the dung on her shoulders all the way down the mountain, even though the ground was slippery due to the heavy snow, it didn't affect her brisk walking.
Xie Tingyun followed behind for a long time without seeing the end, and finally couldn't bear it: "Where are we going?"
He remembered that the clean well of the Kunlun Sect was not at the foot of the mountain.
Yun Wan calmly uttered two words: "Sell dung."
?
Xie Tingyun was stunned.
what to sell What did she say to sell? ?
Yun Wan ignored the dull Xie Tingyun.
Yes, she was trying to sell them all.
The winter in Kunlun does not affect the crops. Regardless of spring, autumn, winter or summer, the common people will **** the ground, dig the soil, plant wheat and pull up the tassels. Naturally, there is a lot of demand for fertilizers. Rather than throwing them away, it is better to sell them to the landlords.
Seeing that she didn't seem to be joking, Xie Tingyun's heart turned into a popsicle.
"I'll buy it, don't leave."
Yun Wan really stopped: "Huh? You buy?"
"Well, I'll buy it." Xie Tingyun handed over the fifty silver taels left on his body, "Here."
Rather than embarrassing myself in public, it is better to buy it first and dispose of it.
His cultivation base is not as strong as before, and the disguise technique can deceive ordinary people but not high-level monks. If he accidentally bumps into Liuchen, then he will not be as good as stepping into Kunlun half a step in his life!
No, he will directly escape from the cultivation world.
Yun Wan saw that he was shy and accepted the money. Before Xie Tingyun could breathe a sigh of relief, Yun Wan said hurriedly: "Then you bought it, what should you do with it?"
Xie Tingyun froze upon hearing the sound.
Yun Wan smiled and said, "You don't want me to pick it back for you, do you?"
They have come to the foot of the mountain, and it is impossible to go back.
Seeing Xie Ting Yunchu behind him like a mallet, Yun Wan poked him: "Well, I'll sell these for you, we'll get four or six cents, I'll give you four, because I gave you four before. You have Lingshi, and you also picked two more barrels for you, so I want to get six."
"..." No, you didn't give it, you took it back, and charged him fifty taels more.
He always felt that he was at a loss.
That's right, he was at a loss!
He wanted Yun Wan to pay back the money, but he didn't know how to say it, so he finally sighed and swallowed his grievance silently.
Xie Tingyun, named Suiyuan, Zi Guiyun, was forced to pick up dung and cheated another fifty.
—Life in disgrace.
[What a ruthless woman. ]
The sword spirit's voice sounded again in my mind, I don't know whether it was admiration or admiration.
Xie Tingyun was speechless, followed Yun Wan closely, lowered his head, almost completely hiding it.
A few miles down the Kunlun sect is a small village.
Kunshan is rich, and the people living here are naturally rich as well.
Yun Wan put down her burden at the prosperous place, and shouted loudly: "Immortal dung, fairy dung, the king of dung, one pile is better than six piles, come and buy if you need it!"
Xie Tingyun's lips were tightly shut, and his eyelashes drooped, refusing to speak.
Yun Wan yelled: "Sell dung! Kunlun fairy dung, the king of dung, one pile is better than six piles!"
After shouting for a long time, someone finally called out to ask the price, and when he heard the price, he immediately shook his head and left.
Yun Wan was not depressed and continued to sell.
The Kunlun Sect logo on her body was conspicuous, and she really attracted the supervisor, "Are you a young disciple of the Kunlun Sect?"
"Yes, it's a pity to throw these away. It's good to keep them as fertilizer for you."
"How much?"
"One bucket of gold."
The butler pouted: "Little disciple, you really dare to ask for it."
"This is not ordinary dung." Yun Wan patted the pole, "This is the fairy dung pulled out by the main disciples of the Kunlun Sect. One scoop is enough for an acre of land. If you don't want to collect it, I will walk forward."
"All right, all right." The housekeeper tossed her four golden beans, "Take it, follow me."
The promise is so straightforward. According to her, there are probably other things.
Yun Wan waved to Xie Tingyun, and the two came to the rich man's house carrying a shoulder pole.
This rich man is estimated to be the wealthiest family in a hundred miles. The magnificently renovated house, with carved beams and painted buildings, is actually better than the royal family in the city.
Yun Wan put down her burden and was about to leave when a woman's gentle voice came: "Housekeeper, is anyone here?"
"Ma'am, I'm a young disciple of the Kunlun Sect." The steward saluted respectfully, without saying the reason, so as not to spoil the ears of the master.
"Kunlun sect?" The graceful and luxurious woman who came slowly, her hair covered in emerald jewels, looked at the two of them for a long time.
"Since it belongs to the Kunlun Sect, can you do me a favor?" She motioned to the maid, and the little maid sent Yun Wan a few golden jade leaves, which were of the highest quality.
Yun Wan knew that the housekeeper was not just here to buy dung, so she took away Jin Yuye bluntly: "Madam, please tell me, I will help if I can."
"My husband went hunting in the mountains for three days, but he hasn't returned yet. I have sent people to search for it several times, but there are evil things guarding the forest, and I and other mortals dare not step in at will. If you can help me find my husband, what do you want?" Just mention it."
From her mouth, she learned that his wife's surname was Qian. After her husband died, she lived with Xinna's young husband.
The little husband is still young and has little knowledge, but he has a good appearance, red lips and white teeth, which pleases his wife very much.
In half a month, it will be my wife's birthday. The little husband wanted to give her a fox fur, so he went to Xuean Ridge to hunt foxes himself, and there has been no news since then.
Madam Qian was really reluctant to part with her young husband's beauty, and begged bitterly: "As long as I find him, I will definitely repay you two."
Yun Wan would definitely not refuse such a good thing.
The madam showed the direction to the two of them, and brought in two galloping horses, gave them some instructions before letting them leave through the back door.
Snow Eucalyptus Ridge was half an hour's journey away from the town, and the two of them raced on and rushed all the way, and finally came to the snow ridge where the monster was haunting.
"If you are afraid, just wait for me here."
Zhang Xiansi's disciple didn't have much cultivation except for his strength, and Yun Wan accepted Mrs. Qian without his consent. It would be fine if there were no monsters in it, but if there were, it would not be good to implicate unrelated people in danger.
"If you find him, I'll give you half of the reward." What Yun Wan said this time was not a lie.
"I'll follow you."
Three short words, the young man followed Yun Wan silently.
Yun Wan had this feeling just now, the two of them hadn't met before, but they seemed to have met somewhere, like someone who often appeared by her side.
Yun Wan watched him from the corner of her eye.
The appearance is ordinary, but the temperament is more noble than ordinary people, and even the ordinary eyebrows and eyes are full of pride.
If it was just suspicion before, his identity can be confirmed now.
— It’s Xie Tingyun.
Yun Wan narrowed her eyes and suddenly smiled.
Quickly following his figure, she rubbed the back of his hand with her little finger as if nothing had happened.
She touched naturally, touched and then quickly separated.
Xie Tingyun couldn't figure out whether she touched it on purpose or by accident, so he just distanced himself silently. Seeing that Yunwan wanted to lean closer, he dodged away like a ghost, and hid his hands in his sleeves.
"Girl, it's not clear what men and women can accept." Feeling that it wasn't enough, she added a more serious tone, "Please respect yourself."
He absolutely does not want others to touch him with hands that pick up big shit.
Touch him and lie to him for money.