Chapter 46 Use him like a dog
Since knowing that there are ferocious beasts in the woods, Li Su, like Lin Xing who is afraid of snakes, has become a lot of Buddha.
It was Song Qingyou who wanted to run into the woods the next day.
Jiang Xuyan spread his arms to stop her, and asked incredulously, "What are you going to do?"
"You two are in charge of cooking, I have nothing else to do, just go to the task."
Song Qingyou took it for granted.
He also shook the pen and paper in his hand.
Jiang Xuyan rejected it with a serious face: "No! You can't go!"
Song Qingyou: "Don't worry, I will avoid places with **** bears."
"That's not OK!"
"I will also avoid areas where wolves are active."
"No way!"
"So what should I do?"
"You should—" Jiang Xuyan pointed to the deck chair under the big tree without hesitation.
"Lie down! It's best to lie down for ten days and a half months! Mu Huai and I can do the task of the program group."
Song Qingyou frowned slightly: "Then we are doomed?"
[Hahaha Sister Yuyou, don’t be so direct, at least save some face for the two useless men]
[Ms. Jiang was stunned for a moment 23333]
Jiang Xuyan: →_→
"Ah this—"
Facing Song Qingyou's questioning, Jiang Xuyan wanted to refute.
But thinking about it carefully, he and Yu Muhuai might not be able to draw a map!
"Cough, cough, what... you are injured, so just stay there? Don't you feel any pain?"
"fine."
Song Qingyou raised her eyebrows.
She is actually used to it.
Jiang Xuyan wanted to continue persuading him after hearing the words, but Song Qingyou suddenly approached and slapped the injured part of his arm.
"Hiss—"
Jiang Xuyan gasped in pain.
Song Qingyou smiled suddenly: "Brother Jiang takes good care of his wounds."
After leaving this sentence, she passed Jiang Xuyan calmly and entered the jungle again.
There is a kitten at his feet.
When Jiang Xuyan reacted, the figures disappeared.
In fact, Song Qingyou didn't think anyone needed to worry about her.
Because of her arm injury, she will definitely not take the initiative to do dangerous things.
Song Qingyou took Zhizhi around and walked around, stopping to write and draw from time to time, just to let the audience enjoy the scenery of the island.
One person and one cat go farther and farther.
Song Qingyou stopped after a while.
"There seems to be some sound."
As she spoke, she was about to walk towards the source of the sound.
Jiang Zhihan pricked up his ears and listened very vigilantly for two seconds.
Then he raised his two claws and grabbed Song Qingyou's trouser legs decisively.
"Squeak?"
Jiang Zhihan pulled back his trouser legs with a little effort.
Song Qingyou understood: "You don't want me to go there?"
Of course Jiang Zhihan would not answer, and continued to pull his trouser legs, with a posture of "If you don't come with me, I won't let go of my claws".
Song Qingyou had no choice but to say, "Okay, then we'll go back the same way."
She wanted to see if it was the black bear she met yesterday.
One person and one cat just turned around, and everyone in the live broadcast heard the roar.
[The front is definitely a beast]
[It feels like Sister Yu really wanted to go and have a look just now]
[Who wouldn’t like a smart kitty]
Crowds gathered in the live broadcast room to **** cats.
It wasn't until the camera shot the map Song Qingyou spread out that their attention shifted to the map.
The program team arranged the task of drawing a map, and they never thought that the guests could actually make a whole map, they just thought that someone could draw a rough outline.
As a result, Song Qingyou took out a small part of the map that she drew, and everyone was dumbfounded.
On that piece of paper, scales and pointers are all available, and contour lines are even drawn on different terrains, including relevant data!
Did Song Qingyou just draw this? !
In order to prevent the audience from questioning the program group’s help in cheating, the director asked in time:
"Qingyou, how do you know the height of these hillsides?"
Without professional measuring tools, it will not work at all, right?
"It's very simple." Song Qingyou replied, "Using sea level as the benchmark, you can get an approximate height."
"You call this simple?" The director was speechless.
If he had known Song Qingyou was such a bug, he would have done some more difficult tasks!
Now it's all over. As soon as Song Qingyou's hand-drawn map is spread, people who haven't watched the live broadcast will have to say that the program team is fake?
The subsequent development of the situation was exactly as the director thought.
#宋青柳拍MAP# As soon as the video became popular, the program group was sprayed bloody.
[Good guy, even if you are a professional geography student, you may not be able to draw such a map without measuring tools, right? ]
[What program is this? It's outrageous just to flatter people! ]
[Isn’t Song Qingyou in the video? She seems to have been on the trending searches many times, and her force value is quite high, but let's forget about drawing a map! ]
[This is too careless, everyone knows it is fake. ]
…
In the end, the program group had to issue an official statement, saying that the program group could not help the guests to cheat.
Anyway, as long as the camera keeps following Song Qingyou, and the map becomes more and more complete, the rumors of cheating and fraud will disappear
—Because it is impossible for a normal program group to spend a lot of energy exploring an entire undeveloped island for a certain guest.
—It is impossible for a normal person to memorize the map of the island for a variety show.
——
The ninth day of Wilderness Survival.
Song Qingyou went out to draw a map as usual.
The camera naturally followed her.
The director had already given instructions to the cameraman to capture the whole process of Song Qingyou drawing the map.
At the beginning of watching the live broadcast, many people thought that hand-drawn maps were just nonsense.
At this moment, watching Song Qingyou add a few strokes every time she went to a place, no matter how unbelievable they were, they had to believe that Song Qingyou really had this ability!
One person and one cat stayed outside for another morning.
Did not return to camp until noon.
At this time yesterday, Jiang Xuyan came to greet them
—For this reason, people in the live broadcast room laughed and said: Teacher Jiang is like a wife waiting for her husband to come home!
Unexpectedly, when one person and one cat came back today, there was no one in the camp, and the pot on the open-air stove was still steaming.
Song Qingyou opened the lid of the pot, and smelled the smell of fish inside.
She pulled out all the firewood from the stove, and then looked at her cat:
"Zhizhi, hurry up and smell it, where did Mr. Jiang and the others go!"
Jiang Zhihan lowered his head, just touched the ground and sucked his nose a few times, when he suddenly froze
—Song Qingyou actually treats him like a dog? !
[Hahahaha Sister Yuyou uses Zhizhi as a dog again]
[Zhizhi actually smelled it! Could it understand human speech? ]
[Cats are very smart, after staying with people for a long time, they can understand a little bit of what people say]
Seeing that her cat suddenly stopped moving, Song Qingyou was puzzled: "Can't you smell Zhizhi? Or are you saying that you don't know the smell of Mr. Jiang and the others?"
Jiang Zhihan was speechless, and wanted to educate someone: cats and dogs are different!
Song Qingyou couldn't read the expression on his fluffy face at all, so she just hugged the cat:
"Let's go look around."
Jiang Zhihan was humiliated today: he was treated like a dog
(end of this chapter)