Chapter 26: Death training course

Chapter 26 Death Training Course

Song Qingyou beat the mountain a few more times.

Every drop is a snake head.

She fought and retreated, but she couldn't find a chance to hit the snake's seven inches directly, so she could only keep the distance as far as possible.

After being knocked on the head several times, there was a hissing sound when passing the mountain peak, and his head stood upright.

It is clearly a precursor to spraying poison!

The audience was sweating for this scene.

Song Qingyou was vigilant and did not dare to be careless.

The next moment, Guoshan peak quickly climbed up, and the venom gushed out.

Song Qingyou was always on guard, so she quickly dodged.

Not only that, she picked up a long stick and threw the approaching snake down the slope.

Ding Sheng was taken aback again, and hurried uphill in a panic.

During the period, Song Qingyou hit the crossing mountain a few times, and finally made it stop.

[Shouldn’t be coming over? It was scared]

[Yujie 666, Cobra can be subdued! ]

[The group of people who said that killing snakes last time was a script, why didn’t they say anything? ]

Seeing that the mountain peak did not move, Ding Sheng immediately stood up.

"This kind of snake just can't get close... I was scared because I didn't have any tools in my hand. Why don't you just let me do it!"

These words were meant for the audience, and Ding Sheng didn't care about Song Qingyou's reaction, so he followed her example and found a long stick.

Song Qingyou watched him act as a demon with cold eyes.

Ding Sheng took a deep breath, emboldened himself, and imitated Song Qingyou's movement to knock the snake's head.

Unexpectedly, it really made him succeed.

Seeing the retreat of the mountain, Ding Sheng was overwhelmed with confidence, "It's not so difficult!"

"Audience friends, have you seen it? That snake already knows how to be afraid!"

Said triumphantly, and took two steps forward.

"Wait and see I clean it—"

Jiang Zhihan saw that Song Qingyou didn't move, and was a little puzzled: She didn't react at all when someone took the credit away like this?

Just when he was puzzled, Ding Sheng saw that he was only four or five meters away from the mountain peak.

Crossing the mountain as if about to run, suddenly turned around and shot back with his **** mouth wide open!

The sharp fangs are clearly visible.

The timid ones in the live broadcast room have already exclaimed in front of the screen.

Ding Sheng didn't move at all, obviously frightened to death!

The air pressure in Song Qingyou's body plummeted, and with a wave of the long stick, it hit Ding Sheng's waist with a 'pop'.

The latter flew far away immediately, and stopped only after hitting a tree trunk, his whole face wrinkled in pain.

[The snake looked like it was about to run away, but Ding Sheng still went to provoke him, looking for death! ]

[If Song Qingyou wasn't here, Ding Sheng would be dead! ]

[It turns out that a snake can spray poison twice in a row! ]

When the audience was rejoicing, no one expected that the poisonous snake flicked its tail and turned towards Song Qingyou at a speed even faster than the afterimage!

Jiang Zhihan, who had been waiting for the right time, had already climbed up the big tree next to him.

The moment he rushed over the mountain, he jumped down from the tree and scratched the snake's head with his paw.

[Fuck! Squeak! ]

[Squeak Savior! ]

[The cat master is mighty! ]

Song Qingyou, who was originally calm, was instantly taken aback by Zhizhi.

After all, it was her cat, how could it die here!

She didn't care about waiting for the opportunity, her figure flashed, and in a blink of an eye, she had already slammed seven inches of the mountain with a long stick.

Its head and seven inches were severely suppressed, and it could only be sprayed with poison twice in a short period of time. Right now, it was almost at the mercy of Song Qingyou.

Ding Sheng covered his heart, supported the tree to get up, vented his hatred and said: "This snake will return the carbine, kill it quickly!"

"This is to protect animals." Song Qingyou said with a cold face, "I want to kill you."

This kind of person is no different from that poisonous snake that can return to the carbine.

Ding Sheng shut his mouth in embarrassment, not daring to blame Song Qingyou for hitting him just now.

[Now I know I’m scared, what about the madness who said that women can only wait to die in the wild? Where did it go? ]

[Quickly stop talking, when the time comes he suspects that Sister Yu is a man]

[Cats are more useful than him]

[Laughing to death, Ding Sheng and Lin Xing have a sense of cp too much, it is recommended to lock it]

[Dinglin cp, morphine cp? ]

[Moformine hahaha, the medicine for stomach problems]

[Taking medicine can cure indigestion, but seeing them will cause indigestion]

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room became active again.

"Zhizhi, let it go."

Jiang Zhihan looked up at her, his eyes seemed to say: Are you sure?

Song Qingyou felt that the cat might not understand what she meant, so she picked it up with a long stick, 'rescued' the snake's head from under the cat's claws, and threw it a little further away.

Even cold-blooded animals will seek advantages and avoid disadvantages.

Crossing the mountain this time, I just glanced coldly at one person and one cat, and disappeared after getting into the grass.

After it left, the people arranged by the program group had no choice but to go back the same way.

Ding Sheng is still thinking of finding a way to make amends: "You are quite good at dealing with snakes. You have specially trained before you come here..."

Song Qingyou snorted, "Mr. Ding is pretty good at playing dead, did you attend the same training class for dying as Lin Xing before you came here?"

[Haha Harding Sheng's face is green]

[Sister Yuyou’s mouth is so sweet, how much honey did you apply before coming here? ]

[Sister Yuyou really ate honey two days ago]

Ding Sheng held his waist that was still aching, "Women are all sharp-tongued, I don't like to quarrel with women, so you can say whatever you want!"

It's not good for him to quarrel at this time.

He is not as stupid as Lin Xing!

"Gender can be mentioned in a few sentences. It seems that Mr. Ding is very prejudiced against women."

Song Qingyou paused, "So I want to ask a question that is not so polite, Mr. Ding, do you have a mother? Do you usually talk to your mother like this?"

Ding Sheng didn't answer, as if he was strictly fulfilling his 'commitment' of 'you say'.

[Ding Sheng didn’t dare to say that women are waiting to die in the wild in front of Brother Yu, so he started to say that women have sharp teeth, ha ha]

[How can this kind of person have a mother? ]

[I think Ding Sheng is right, women are sharp-tongued? ]

[It’s not always women who quarrel? ]

As soon as the topic of gender is mentioned, the barrage in the live broadcast room cannot be watched at all.

Song Qingyou sneered: "Not only do I have sharp teeth, but I also have hard fists."

"Since Mr. Ding doesn't want to talk, why not try his fist?"

If Ding Sheng still can't see that Song Qingyou has a little kung fu, then he is really mentally retarded.

So he didn't dare to respond, and said bravely: "It's not appropriate to do it in this kind of place."

Ding Sheng's mouth made the audience in the live broadcast unanimously scold him.

"If you try to die again, it's up to you."

Song Qingyou dropped this sentence, then gestured towards the camera, "100 points."

Her tone was gloomy, as if the show crew would not agree, and she meant that she would never save people next time.

The director thought for a long time before he reluctantly agreed.

Anyway, it was Ding Sheng and the others who were responsible for the death. Song Qingyou's ability to get so many points was all due to them!

Song Qingyou nodded in satisfaction. It would be even better if the points could be exchanged for money.

It's a pity, the camera is still following her today!

Song Qingyou clicked her tongue, and snapped the long stick in her hand into two pieces.

After all, it is a variety show, not real Survival in the Wild

So protect animals, Daba

(Small beep beep: But this is something that Qingyou can beat, if you can't beat them, who cares if they die or not)

(end of this chapter)

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