Chapter 43: your mountain **** grandpa

Chapter 43 Your Mountain God Grandpa

"So, this Dao Erzong is very good?" asked the old Orion.

"It's not Dao Erzong, it's Dao Zong." Qi Wu corrected the old Orion's accent.

"When I go to Qinghuai County tomorrow, we will write a book and send it to the five great immortal sects, asking them to help." Qi Wu asked about the process when he met Dai Bufan.

At that time, he was still lamenting that the local officials with little cultivation were superior, but it was unexpected that the immortal disciples who were not in the world of mortals were more approachable.

However, Qi Wu didn't know Dai Bufan's status in Wendao Sect, and only regarded him as an ordinary disciple of the immortal sect.

If you really know Dai Bufan's identity and cultivation level, I'm afraid it will be more than simple.

The old Orion was overjoyed, and quickly thanked Qi Wu and the others, and said that if the tiger demon could really be solved, he would not even need the travel expenses, Qi Wu quickly said no.

It's not that they don't want to save money, but that they don't know whether the old Orion is telling the truth or telling the truth.

"I'm sorry, the little girl encountered heavy rain on the way, can you stay here for one night?"

A beautiful figure broke through the rain curtain. She was dressed in a blue dress and a lotus skirt, with a slight sadness on her brows, making one involuntarily want to agree to her request.

Everyone turned their heads to look at A Yue. If there is a female ghost, it really came. Have you opened your mouth before?

"No!" Qi Wu immediately rejected the girl in Tsing Yi's request.

There is no village or store here, and such a beautiful woman suddenly appeared in the deep mountains and old forests. Thinking of what the old Orion said just now, he couldn't allow him to doubt it.

The most important thing is that this girl in Tsing Yi is dry!

It was raining heavily outside like God splashing water, how could it be dry?

The girl in Tsing Yi was slightly sullen, feeling that this group of people looked like they had studied, but what they said was quite rude.

"You are so unreasonable, not to mention that there is no owner of this mountain temple, and you are just sheltering from the rain here. Now it is raining heavily outside, can it be impossible for the little girl to keep using her spells to keep out the rain?!"

"Spell, are you a monk?" Qi Wu became careful when speaking. Most monks have a gentle attitude towards mortals, but if they really get annoyed, there is no telling what the other party can do.

He hesitated.

The old Orion was firm. With his many years of experience in the mountains and forests, he felt that there must be something wrong with the girl in Tsing Yi, but his tone was much more tactful: "My lord monk, are you a monk or a woman, and you live together with us eight elders?" Temple, it’s always bad to spread the word.”

"In this way, there is a mountain road to the north. Halfway up the mountain road is a temporary wooden house built by us hunters. This distance is only a few steps away for an expert like you."

Old Orion didn’t lie, there was indeed a wooden house there, but it couldn’t accommodate so many of them, so he brought Qi Wu and others to the mountain temple to shelter from the rain.

The young girl in Tsing Yi thought about it, and felt that what the old Orion said made sense. She was a girl, although she walked the rivers and lakes casually, but she had a better choice. Why should she stay in this leaky temple?

After the girl in Tsing Yi left, everyone heaved a sigh of relief, for fear that the girl in Tsing Yi would turn into an eye-catching tiger and eat them.

"Okay, let's go to sleep. If you sleep well, you have to get up early tomorrow and go on your way. I really don't want to come to this hellish place for the second time." Qi Wu said with a yawn, his upper and lower eyelids were fighting, and he was so sleepy that he couldn't open his eyes.

Qi Wu originally wanted to sleep with his head inward, so he would face the statue of the mountain god. He always felt that there was something wrong with the statue of the mountain god, so he didn't dare to get too close, so he could only let everyone sleep with their heads facing the door.

Arranged two or two night duty personnel, and everyone fell asleep.

After everyone fell asleep, the eyes of the mountain **** statue turned, looked down, and stared at everyone.

No one noticed.

A Yue yawned, his eyes were blurred, as if he was about to fall asleep at any moment, he and another person were on the first night shift.

"Be patient, you heard it too, this mountain is not safe..."

"Yes, I can't sleep, I'm still waiting for the female ghost to attack me at night."

"You look average. I didn't read that female ghosts like handsome ones. You should attack me at night."

"The female ghost likes scholars. You have only read books for a few days. The female ghost likes people like me who have read a lot of sage books."

The two started arguing quietly about the unfounded female ghost, and the more they chatted, the more energetic they became.

Suddenly a deep roar sounded, and the rain and thunder couldn't stop the roar, and the two of them shivered and shivered.

Just as the two of them were wondering whether it was an auditory hallucination, another deep roar came, and the distance was even closer!

"It's that tiger demon!" The two looked at each other, seeing each other's fear.

"Get up, there are monsters!" A Yue hurriedly shouted.

Everyone woke up from their sleep, gripped their weapons tightly, and stared at the outside of the temple, cold sweat poured out of their foreheads uncontrollably, and their legs were trembling.

The growling sound disappeared and was replaced by a thick snort. From the snort, it was easy to think of how huge the other party was.

A shadow appeared in the rain curtain, and the shadow grew larger and larger, making everyone fearful and trembling.

A gigantic tiger head passed through the rain curtain and stretched towards the mountain temple. Qi Wu could even see the hair on the tiger head clearly, the roots were clear!

The tiger demon walked into the temple with his whole body, and everyone was sweating on their backs. It turned out to be a four-meter-long tiger!

Tiger Demon stretched his hind legs and stood upright!

"Old Sun, what should we do now?" Qi Wu asked in a low voice, this tiger monster was definitely not something they could defeat with the sticks in their hands.

Unexpectedly, the old Orion went straight to the tiger demon, bowed and said, "Take a meal, Mr. Tiger."

"Well, you did a good job." The tiger demon spoke out, not knowing how to cultivate.

Qi Wu's eyes were about to burst with anger, wishing he could tear the old Orion apart.

The girl in Tsing Yi is not a ghost, but the old Orion who has been by their side!

The tiger demon showed a humane smile, and sarcastically said: "I didn't want to eat you at first, after all, there are too many of you, and if you die, you may attract the attention of the outside world, but there is no way, you actually want to tell the five immortals about me door, then you won’t be able to stay!”

While speaking, the tiger demon held the old Orion down with one paw: "And you, you always keep talking too much. If you insist on telling a story, you want me to come forward and end it. Do you want me to kill you again?"

The old Orion repeatedly begged for mercy, saying that he would not dare next time.

Tiger Demon snorted: "It's credit for you to drive that female cultivator away. If the merits and demerits are equal, I won't punish you this time!"

The tiger demon does not have the habit of playing with its prey. It possesses itself to look at Qi Wu carefully, and makes a ho-ho sound in its throat, as if holding a mouthful of phlegm: "You are the smartest among them. If you want to be under my command, I can Refining you into a ghost is neither dead nor alive."

At this point, Qi Wu was no longer afraid, pointing at the old Orion and sneering again and again: "Winning people everywhere like him, then it's better to die! Pooh!"

"Don't eat the toast, eat the fine wine!" When the tiger demon was insulted like this, he suddenly became furious, and the sound waves spread, shaking the roof of the temple, as if it had collapsed.

The tiger demon stopped persuading, opened his **** mouth and rushed towards the crowd, Qi Wu closed his eyes, waiting for death to come.

At this moment, a gentleman's sword was placed between the tiger demon and Qi Wu, the sword light bloomed, like the morning sun, dazzling, piercing the tiger demon's cheek.

"Who!?" The tiger demon was furious.

"Your mountain **** grandpa!"

(end of this chapter)

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