Chapter 285 The indissoluble bond between the Silent Taoist and the cell
Lu Yang heard that Silent Taoist was imprisoned, so he blurted out: "Master is in prison again?"
Wait, why did I say "again"?
Yunzhi sighed leisurely, nodded and said: "I really don't want to admit it, but it's the truth."
"Although I have said to the master several times, 'If you cause trouble in the future, just don't tell the apprentice."
"But after all, it's a master-student relationship. Even if the master loses face outside, we should call him 'Master' when we meet him in the outside world. We can't pretend we don't know each other."
"... So the focus just now was on the word 'Master', not why he went to prison?"
"Master wrote a letter, hoping to send someone over to fish him out of the cell. According to the past practice, it was the fourth elder who went over to get him. This time, I think the master happened to be in Dayan County. We finished dealing with the matter of the immortal ruins. You can visit his old man's house and see why he was imprisoned again this time."
"Does Master often go to the cell?"
"Not very often, but he spent more time in the cell than most jailers."
"..."
"Because of Master's unique experience, he felt that one must leave something behind in one's lifetime, so he wrote a book based on his own personal experience, and won the support of the court."
Lu Yang was curious: "Master, what did the old man write?"
""The Environmental Changes of the Prison Cells of the Great Xia Dynasty for Two Thousand Years"."
Yunzhi randomly listed a few examples: "I heard that during the time of Wen Wenzong's nine sons, the most common thing Master did was to drive a flying sword after drinking, which constituted a crime of dangerous driving, and he would be imprisoned for several months every time. .”
Yunzhi further explained, educating Lu Yang on the status quo of the rule of law in the Great Xia Dynasty: "This is actually the most common criminal law that monks violate. It is not only driving flying swords, but also driving gourds and jade flutes. Many monks drink Even the wine is unwilling to use force to dissolve the strength of the wine, and the drunk ones fly in the sky, and the Great Xia Dynasty repeatedly banned it."
"The master also pretended to be a fortune teller. The old **** told the guests that you will be cheated of money today. If you don't want to be cheated, you have to spend money to avoid the disaster. The guests listened to the master's words and took out the spirit stone to ask the master to eliminate the disaster. , Master accepted the spirit stone and said, look, I told you that you will be cheated today, right?"
"Then he was locked in."
Buyu Taoist has done so many things that Yunzhi couldn't finish talking for a while, so he had to randomly show a few examples to Lu Yang.
"I don't know, little brother, have you ever heard of a spell that Master once created called "Small and Small Ruyi (Partial Version, which is easy to learn and easy to learn."
Lu Yang nodded, it was the wonderful spell in the man's book and the woman's book, of course he had heard of it, and even wanted to learn it, but he never found the opportunity.
"Originally, the imperial court wanted to convict Master of making, copying, publishing, selling, and disseminating obscene materials for profit. The four elders stepped forward and argued hard, saying that Master's spell was a health-preserving spell, and there was no hidden meaning. In the end, the court I took a step back and did not believe that Master constituted a crime, but I also asked Master to stop spreading this spell, and asked Master to pay the tax for selling books."
"Fourth Elder is righteous!" Lu Yang didn't expect that the Fourth Elder would not like Master on weekdays, but would step forward at a critical time to save Master from prison.
Yunzhi cast a glance at Lu Yang, and said calmly: "Because the Fourth Elder also participated in the trafficking, if Master constitutes a crime, he will not be able to escape."
"In other words, Master constituted a crime, Wendao Zong's nine sons will be wiped out, and we will go to the cell to reunite together."
"Master once followed the example of the Supreme Elder to go whoring in brothels. At that time, Master wore gold and silver and looked like a nouveau riche. The old bustard smiled happily, thinking that this was a big customer. Later, Master asked the brothel to issue an invoice. The old bustard's face darkened, thinking that Master was here. If you make trouble, refuse to issue an invoice."
"Master thought that the brothel's behavior was tax evasion, so he went to the government to sue the brothel. In the end, the government found the brothel to be evading taxes, and locked the bustard in. He decided that the brothel was a prostitute, and locked the master in too."
"The era of the nine sons of Wendaozong ended, and the elder Taishang retired. After master and the other nine took over the power of Wendaozong, master did not calm down."
"You should know that the Great Elder likes to build graves, so Master went out with the Great Elder to build graves everywhere. When building graves and digging pits, the two dug a real grave by accident. They were regarded as tomb robbers and reported to the government. The government sent someone to arrest them, and the two thought it was a zombie, and almost fought."
Fairy Immortal was amazed to hear it in the spiritual space. Wendao Zong really has many capable people and strange people, and staying in Lu Yang's spiritual space really can gain insight.
Lu Yang: "..."
Lu Yang felt that he had an Immortal Fairy before him, and a Silent Taoist later. Under the influence of these two people, he was able to stick to his heart, do things in a down-to-earth manner, and be an honest person, which is really not easy.
"Master, isn't the old man in the fit period? How did he get caught?"
As the suzerain of Wendao Sect, the top fusion stage, maybe even the strongest fusion stage, even if you stack up people from Dayan County, they are not opponents of Silent Taoist.
Can this still be caught?
"Master said that the disaster of prison is part of the cultivation of the world of mortals."
"Is jailbreaking a part of Hongchen Xiu?"
Yunzhi was silent for a long time, and took a deep look at Lu Yang: "Don't ask Master this question, I'm afraid he will think of it."
Lu Yang scratched his head and said, "I have another question."
"What?"
"Shouldn't we go to prison, why are we eating now?"
At this time, Lu Yang and Yunzhi were sitting in the small private room, facing an assortment of delicacies.
After returning from the Immortal Ruins, Yunzhi didn't go directly to the cell, but first took Lu Yang to the best restaurant in Dayan County, and ordered all the local specialties, Lu Yang's eyes twitched.
He really wanted to ask, the master is locked up not far away, does it look bad for us to eat and drink here?
Considering that the elder sister was sitting opposite, she didn't dare to ask such a question after all.
Yunzhi took a bite of the steamed beef balls. The beef **** were firm and juicy, she was very satisfied.
Yunzhi put down her chopsticks, and explained with a blank expression: "Little brother, you have to understand what a master is. He is our elder. What the elders want most is that the younger generation will be healthy and thrive. Let's eat and sleep well here. Well done, I think Master and his old man will be happy when he hears about our recent situation in the prison."
Lu Yang felt that what the elder sister said was very reasonable, but he always felt that something was weird.
I feel that my brain is not functioning recently. Is it the sequelae of playing Huang Doudou boxing?
(end of this chapter)