Chapter 613 The Five Little Pigs
"Okay?"
Tian Gou looked at Jiang Yang.
Jiang Yang pondered for a moment: "I always feel that you want to help some people hang me on the street lamp."
Otherwise.
How stupid it is to come up with such an idea.
"stupid…"
Tian Gou calmed down and thought about it, "It's really a little bit."
actually.
Why didn't he know that this was lack of thoughtfulness, but when a hope suddenly appeared in front of him, his blood surged, he couldn't care about anything, and ran over with all his heart.
"I know it's bad, but I can't help it."
Tian Gou tried to give an example. He asked Jiang Yang, "Did you ever like a female classmate when you were in school?"
Jiang Yang shook his head.
In his hometown, the country has worked hard to educate him.
The cartoons he watched since he was a child told him that nothing can be a goat!
This also led to Jiang Yang's birthday when he was in his first year of high school, and three female classmates bought him a gift. Jiang Yang went to the door to pick up the birthday presents, talked to them for a while, and then sent them away. He didn't even mean to invite them to sit at home and drink a glass of water, so as to prevent two of them from becoming boiling sheep sheep chance.
certainly.
It's not that Jiang Yang is not polite, it's that he really didn't expect this level.
so-
When Jiang Yang returned home with the gift, his mother was very worried, wondering if the pig in his family could eat the cabbage.
but-
Now the **** can rest easy.
His pig was eaten by cabbage.
Jiang Yang: "I liked my wife when I was in college."
This cannot be counted as a female classmate.
Tian Gou raised his thumb: "You like—"
Duan is really **** high.
Tian Gou used another example: "You know the great painter Gauguin, right? He once gave up his happy life to paint, and wandered to Tahiti alone in spite of the worldly vision, just to enjoy the pure pleasure of painting. You are a screenwriter, art is interconnected, you should understand the psychological pleasure of being immersed in art, right?"
He chases the goddess, which is similar to this feeling.
Jiang Yang: "You are really shameless in order to improve yourself, even Gauguin moved out."
Jiang Yang knew Gauguin because he was the prototype of the protagonist in the book "The Moon and Sixpence", and he gave up sixpence for the moon in his heart.
Tian Gou: "I also learned to paint, so it's easy to give examples of painters."
Jiang Yang really didn't see that he had the temperament of a painter.
anyway.
In his hometown, Jiang Yang learned from watching "The Moon and Sixpence" that Gauguin went to Tahiti before the 20th century, left in 1901, and died of illness in 1903.
Jiang Yang: "What happened to Gauguin in the end?"
Tian Gou: "He died in Tahiti. The official statement is that he died of illness, but some people say that he was poisoned to death."
There are different opinions about poisoning.
Some people say that he was poisoned to death, and some people say that he committed suicide by taking poison.
Jiang Yang was neither surprised nor surprised by this statement.
Not surprised because in his hometown, Gauguin committed suicide by taking poison in Tahiti, but he was rescued. Therefore, at the bifurcation of history, it is normal for Gauguin to take poison and commit suicide.
Surprisingly—
Jiang Yang remembered Grandma's "Five Little Pigs".
In this book, the deceased is a painter. He burps after drinking a glass of cold beer, so this book is also called "Beer Murder". In this mystery novel, "The Moon and Sixpence" once appeared, which is why Jiang Yang was able to connect these two books with Gauguin.
"Hey, that's not right."
Tian Gou suddenly remembered: "Talk about me, why are you talking about Gauguin?"
"You-"
Jiang Yang asked him to try to play the role just now.
actually.
The image of Tian Gou is very similar to the image of the character in the film and television drama in Jiang Yang's memory. This is why Jiang Yang asked him to try it. It just so happens that this role is suitable for Tian Gou's professional field. of.
As for some historical drama or something—
"I don't have any plans for the time being. You should hone your acting skills first. When you start filming such commercials or film and television dramas in the future, you can just come and act."
Jiang Yang's words were used as a perfunctory excuse.
However.
Tian Gou thinks it is really a way.
Being a behind-the-scenes worker doesn't give off the limelight as an actor.
If he played one of the veterans, deserters or other roles in "Desert", his contribution would be more than one-tenth.
"OK."
Tian Gou readily agreed.
He is also going to visit Professor Tang's daughter to hone his acting skills, which is also a reason to meet.
"Why?"
Tian Gou suddenly felt that the trip to Jiangyang was worthwhile, and he even had a reason to meet frequently.
Jiang Yang was speechless.
This boiling sheep is really hopeless.
Now the characters are almost selected, and the selection of some more irrelevant roles.
So Jiang Yang didn't stay here, he and Tian Gou stood up, bid farewell to the casting director and the others, and added by the way: "This brother doesn't need to pay for the film!"
"Why?"
Tian Gou touched his head.
Jiang Yang: "Isn't it right? I didn't ask you to pay me a salary. It's not interesting enough."
Besides—
Tian Gou: "Yes."
But why does he feel like being prostituted for nothing.
They walked downstairs, Tian Gou asked Jiang Yang on the road: "Who is the protagonist of this play?"
He needs to know whose girlfriend is taking over.
"Suan."
The role was decided quickly, and Jiang Yang trusted Su An very much.
Because Su An is a professional in terms of death.
Just playing games, Su An’s death is so natural, it never makes people think it’s a gift, it just makes people think: “It’s a real dish!”
Tian Gou is sorry.
This Su An is not a very famous star, it would be great if he could take over the girlfriend of the best actor.
While going downstairs, they ran into Yu An.
Yu An also came to audition for the role, but he went to the crew of "Beautiful Heart". This time it was recommended by Zhou Hao. When filming the commercial some time ago, Zhou Hao felt that Yu An's acting skills were pretty good.
certainly.
The key is cheap.
This acting skill is good, the salary is still low, and Zhou Hao feels that he is ashamed to be a producer.
Yu An greeted Jiang Yang.
The veterinary assistant next to him was about to speak, but Yu An pushed her away and kicked her by the way.
Then.
He turned around and wanted to say goodbye to Jiang Yang.
The veterinary assistant was very unconvinced, and muttered in the distance: "Charlotte's Web" is not scientific at all, so what kind of pig, born in spring, eats so well, and when the spiders lay eggs in autumn, it is still so small—"
Yu An: "Spiders can weave words, why are you still obsessed with pigs?"
Veterinary assistant: "It's a habit of mine."
Yu An: "You are my assistant now."
Veterinary assistant: "You are not as good as a pig. Pigs at least sell meat and pay me wages."
They drifted away.
"Yu An?"
Tian Gou said suddenly.
Jiang Yang looked back at him, "Did you recognize him?"
Tian Gou: "The changes are quite big."
Because Ms. Tang liked Yu An for a while, Tian Gou was deeply impressed by him. In the past, if Yu An didn't mention his acting skills, he could not be exaggerated. .
Tian Gou: "Is he making a comeback? I heard that he is sexually flirtatious with brothers and goddesses."
Jiang Yang: "Huh?"
Tian Gou: "When the actress first broke out about sexual harassment, his friend immediately stood up and tweeted to support the actress."
Has a sense of justice of circumcision.
so-
There are rumors that this brother is the actress' licking dog.
Tian Gou was filled with righteous indignation at the time, thinking that Yu An lacked great virtue.
"this-"
Jiang Yang really didn't know, "False accusation, he won all the lawsuits."
"Yeah?"
Tian Gou didn't follow up.
They chatted out of a small theater.
Tian Gou was the one who was quite late in the line just now, and now the audition is almost over, so there is no line in the small square, and the aunt who kept order just now is still missing one of the three.
Jiang Yang greeted them.
San Que's big mother: "Xiao Jiang, this is your friend."
Jiang Yang: "Yes."
San Que's mother greeted Tian Gou: "Come on, let's play a few games."
Tian Gou: "Let Jiang Yang come."
San Que's Big Mom: "He can't do it, he's too tender."
Jiang Yang doesn't have time to play now, because he saw a car parked on the side of the road. Li Qingning got out of the car, put his hands in his pockets, and was looking at him from a distance.
"I go first."
Jiang Yang greeted them.
Tian Gou watched Jiang Yang go away, walked towards Li Qingning, saw Li Qingning looking at Jiang Yang and smiling.
After the two approached, Jiang Yang took off his backpack, opened the door of the rear compartment, threw his schoolbag in, then went around and opened the door naturally, and sat in the passenger seat.
Li Qingning sat on it.
Jiang Yang took out a bottle of water from the car, held it with one hand, and fastened his seat belt with one hand.
Li Qingning helped him put on his seat belt, Jiang Yang took the opportunity to take a sip of water to remove the traces of Coke.
The two laughed, chatted, and drove away.
Tian Gou looked at this scene, feeling sour in his heart.
So **** good!
What he dreams of most is to be able to feel at ease like sitting in his own car. He sits in Ms. Tang's car as naturally as he takes his own stuff, takes out a bottle of water, and drinks whatever he wants.
"Young man, stop watching."
San Que's mother greeted him.
Tian Gou came back to his senses: "My skills are also quite immature."
The three aunts laughed: "It's right if you are not skilled."
Tian Gou:…
Tian Gou: "You guys thought Jiang Yang was tender just now."
San Que's mother: "We are afraid of teaching the children badly."
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