Chapter 61 Boiled Fish
“Save me, save me!”
"You just die and watch me avenge you! Let me go, why did they come from the middle road? Why didn't the middle road give me the message?"
“Nonsense, you’re chasing me right under the center’s nose. He can’t even think about it.”
Zhou Hao told them to stop arguing: "Hold on, hold on, and wait for Master Jiang to take us flying."
Jiang Yang: "Uncle Feiqi."
These four uncles are too old and their reactions are too slow. Jiang Yang can't help them at all.
With the red letter of failure appearing, their five-game losing streak came to an end.
Liu'er put down his cell phone and said, "Hao Ren, your song is not good enough. It is not passionate enough to cheer up and ignite the fighting spirit."
Jiang Yang told him not to blame Ge'er, "The songs are good songs, but the people are the food."
Zhou Hao agreed, "That's right, you are the worst, and you still have the nerve to make excuses."
The long-haired guitar-playing Paopao felt that all three of them were bad, "Master, let's play in double row another day and get points together."
Zhou Hao told him to get out of here and said, "It's too embarrassing to blame others if you steal someone's head and send him to Bo Da."
He and the great master are the golden partners, scoring as high as drinking water, and they are invincible in high-end games.
“Hao Ren is the worst!” Pao Pao retorted.
Hao Ren disagreed. He said that Zhou Hao was the best. Several people fought over each other, and finally decided to try again. The one who died the most would treat him to dinner later.
Hao Ren glanced at the time and said, "You guys play first, I'll make a call."
Jiang Yang and the four of them started playing, and Paopao lowered his head and said, "Hao Ren, are you calling your little actor again? Do you think you are obsessed with it? You greet me at the same time and at the same time every day. What are you busy with? You are filming, all the time." I’m trying to fool you, you’re just a spare tire.”
Hao Ren called, but the other end didn’t get through.
“You know what the hell, she agreed to be my girlfriend.”
Hao Ren continued to call.
Liu'er sneered, "Are you asleep?"
Hao Ren thought he was too vulgar, "How could the relationship be confirmed so quickly?"
Zhou Hao defined it as, “If you don’t catch anything, then it’s just a spare tire.”
Jiang Yang asked: "What if I let you catch it when I come up?"
Zhou Hao thought for a while, "Then it will be my spare tire."
“Bitch!”
Hao Ren and the three others unanimously despised Zhou Hao.
The call still didn’t go through. Hao Ren put down the phone and asked, “Why don’t you answer the phone?”
"busy!"
Paopao teased him, "It's not always this excuse. You really believe it."
Hao Ren thought it was normal to be busy as an actor, "Brother, I've been through this before. Here are you four bachelors—"
Jiang Yang: "I'm married."
Paopao: "The great **** is indeed a great god. He is not only a great **** in the game, but also a great **** outside the game."
Hao Ren asked them not to interrupt. He was about to say the principle of life, "When you are chasing a girl, especially a girl like Ying'er who is beautiful, has a good figure, likes reading, photography and traveling, and has a temperament, you must not first think about whether you are a spare tire." . Let me tell you, with Ying'er's character, she will never have a spare tire. When you meet a girl like this, you must go all out for your happiness without any hesitation. You have to worry about whether she is a spare tire or not. If you delay it, you may lose the happiness of this life."
Liu'er shook his head, "It's self-deception of licking a dog."
Hao Ren gave up convincing them, "Forget it, you singles don't understand, Master Jiang must understand me."
Jiang Yang just scored a double kill.
He raised his head, "Me? My wife chased me."
"Ha ha."
Liu'er smiled at Hao Ren, "You and Dashen Jiang are not in the same realm."
Finally, the dust settled, and everyone agreed that Hao Ren, who had not joined, asked Hao Ren to treat the guests to dinner.
Hao Ren had no objection. He asked Jiang Yang what he liked to eat. "Despite the small appearance of this street, there are actually a lot of delicious food hidden there. Our brothers grew up on this street and still can't eat it." greasy."
Jiang Yang asked if there was any delicious fish, "My wife likes to eat fish, let's go try it."
“See, you have to pursue happiness like this.”
Hao Ren never forgets to educate his three brothers.
Liu'er ruthlessly exposed him, "Come on now, people love their wives, but you lick them."
However, Jiang Yang really encountered it.
Opposite Pao Pao's small bar, there is a small restaurant "Sichuan Renju". The owner of the restaurant is also a cook and an old man. He is Pao Pao's neighbor. He has been a cook in the Sichuan Consulate in Beijing for more than 30 years. Now I retired and opened this small restaurant.
His boiled fish is very authentic.
Before retiring, his office in Beijing was recognized as the best boiled fish in Kyoto.
Jiang Yang had heard about it, and Li Qingning also said that the boiled fish there was good, but unfortunately the taste was not authentic, and it was a bit unworthy of the name.
“Then it’s because the old man has retired.”
Hao Ren gave a friendly reminder, "The old man only cooks eight tables of boiled fish a day. You have to make a reservation in advance. We can eat there now. You have to thank Pao Pao. The old man may be Pao Pao's stepfather in the future."
“Get out of here, uncle.”
Paopao asked him to shut up, but judging from the way Paopao was fighting, he didn't object to the marriage.
They packed up and went to Sichuan Renju with the store door behind them.
Sichuan Renju is not far away. The store is on the steps. The store is very small and the sign is inconspicuous. It is easy to ignore. There are only four tables in the store and they are very clean. Zhou Hao later said that these were all cleaned by Bubble. Yes, my aunt has mild mysophobia and obsessive-compulsive disorder.
When they entered, the uncle and aunt were watching TV.
Auntie turned around when she heard the noise and saw that it was Paopao who was taking the lead, "Are you freeloading again?"
Paopao felt aggrieved, "If you don't go home to cook, where will I go to eat?"
When the aunt heard this, she became angry, "I owed you in my previous life. You have been away for three years, and you still ask your mother for food every day. You are a mama's boy! I tell you, if you don't find me a daughter-in-law, I'll chop up your broken pipa and burn it for firewood!"
Papa reminded her, “That’s a guitar!”
Auntie is as hot as she works in a Sichuan restaurant: "If you can let Gui give me a grandson, I can call her mom!"
Zhou Hao whispered: "Have you seen that, as mothers, they can do anything to urge marriage?"
Auntie has a very keen ear, "How can you, a few bachelors, get along well if you hang out together all day long? Don't have any psychological problems by then."
From what I heard, my aunt is mainly worried about sexual orientation.
In order to prove that they are not all bachelors, Paopao pushed Jiang Yang out, "We are married. Here is my new friend, the boss of the mouse company. He is married. His wife wants to eat boiled fish. We recommend it. He came to try Uncle Wang’s craftsmanship.”
Only then did the aunt see Jiang Yang: "Getting married at such a young age? Look at them, and then look at you!"
Seeing his mother giving another lecture, Uncle Wang stood up and said, "If you want to eat boiled fish, I'll do it right away."
Auntie said: "If we reserve eight tables, we won't have enough fish."
Uncle Wang said just call the fish delivery person.
Jiang Yang said hurriedly: "Uncle and aunt, can you get two? I want to take one away tonight."
Jiang Yang’s words about uncle and aunt made Uncle Wang very excited, “Okay, okay, no problem.”
Auntie looked at Jiang Yang with a smile, "No wonder he got married so early. This child, with his appearance and conduct, is a good boy at first glance."
She rolled her eyes at Paopao, "Why didn't you do it earlier-"
“Jiangyang.”
Jiang Yang was busy introducing himself.
The more she watched, the more her aunt liked it, "It would be great if you didn't bring Yangyang back earlier and introduce it to your sister."
Paopao was very innocent, "I just met him today, okay?"
He diverted disaster to the east, "If you want to blame it, blame it on the rat."
Zhou Hao: “I—”
(End of this chapter)