Chapter 553 Old Thief
"Old thief Jiangyang!"
Han Xiaoxiao got up in the morning to swipe and tweet, and suddenly found that everyone in the company was swipe this neatly.
It's not just the company's push.
Han Xiaoxiao checked Li Yu's account.
This time, everyone stopped complaining in the comment section of Li Yutui, and they were all posting "Jiangyang old thief", and even topped the trending searches.
"Um?"
Han Xiaoxiao was puzzled.
To grow old and not die is to be a thief.
After marrying the Great Demon King, Director Jiang did something so outrageous that he directly blocked the thief!
She made breakfast, sat on the sofa, opened the hot topic, and gloated at Jiang Yang's jokes. It turned out that after "Long Night is Difficult to Understand", Jiang Yang hit the knife again, and the knife was so ruthless that under the topic, those who didn't know thought it was a meeting of black fans:
"Dog thief, how can you bear it!"
"Master! At least give the girl a name, you can't even find a victim!"
"It's numb! I just recovered from "Long Night is Hard to Understand", and fell into the pit of "Bring it on" again! The Jiangyang old thief is so ruthless!"
"I suddenly understood why this dog thief has never admitted that he is Jiang Yang, for fear of being beaten on the street."
"I also understand. He is the man most wanted to be a knife selected by netizens. He still throws a knife like this. If it were me, I would definitely not admit it!"
"Perhaps, because he is the man who netizens most want to use a knife, he writes revenge with a knife!"
"You married my goddess back home, and you still use the knife like this, **** it, my dog food party has jumped backwards, I have to send the blade!"
"Send Blade + 1"
…
"This wave, this wave is the union of Jiang Hei and readers!"
"Strange! Unexpectedly, one day Jiang Yang's readers will join forces with Jiang Hei, who blackmailed him."
"Friendly reminder, the editor said that the blade can be handed over!"
"Editing is not a good thing either! What does it mean to be 'unhappy, please read this novel, life is boring, please read this novel', thank you! After I read it, my life is special now! Don’t! Be happy!”
"I suspect that thieves hate women, this is the first time I've seen such a miserable description of the heroine!
"Look at what you are talking about, the husband of the big devil hates women?"
"Maybe it's because the big devil has watched too much, and other women don't catch the eye, so it's very refreshing to use the knife!"
"No! The old thief hugs the big devil, carefree like a fairy, leaving the happiness to himself and the sadness to the readers."
"So—blame the Great Demon King?"
Han Xiaoxiao looked very happy at first, but after seeing these comments, she thought to herself what kind of brain circuit this netizen is, how can she blame the big devil, the big devil is not so dark-bellied.
This must be what Jiang Yang wanted to write.
and-
Han Xiaoxiao feels that when Jiang Yang writes these things, nine times out of ten he wants to write about the big devil crying, and then he can be a wave of warm men.
If it was someone else, Han Xiaoxiao wouldn't speculate like this.
but!
This is Jiang Yang!
Ghost knows what messed up thoughts will be in his head.
Jiang Chen and several people appeared in the living room one after another, and Han Xiaoxiao called them to eat quickly, "We have a heavy task today, eat and drink quickly to cheer up, and then try to stimulate Director Jiang's inspiration!"
Director Jiang’s inspiration is unconstrained, but it’s like toothpaste, which can only be squeezed out when he wants to squeeze it on a whim.
But he is lazy.
When he was thinking lazily, the inspiration was in his mind, ready to come out, and he didn't even bother to squeeze it.
But sometimes, a conversation or something they did suddenly stimulated Jiang Yang, and the inspiration that was about to come out fell to the ground.
Han Xiaoxiao sums it up as inspiration stimulation method!
Director Jiang is lazy, but when he really has inspiration and finds it interesting, he still has fun doing it.
Sometimes, it doesn’t matter if it’s money or not, the picture is just a sudden shock.
certainly.
Han Xiaoxiao felt that it was because the Great Demon King was too fond of him, so that he didn’t have the pressure to make money, so all the premise had to be fun.
Jiang Chen: "If the Great Demon King knows that you are irritating her husband so much, be careful to hang you up on the street lamp."
Han Xiaoxiao: "It's okay."
They just provide the soil for inspiration to germinate.
Li Liang: "That would be as useful as having a bottle of Coke!"
In Jiang Yang's words, a sip of Coke, a sip of inspiration, is refreshing!
Han Xiaoxiao asked them to bring less Coke to the company, "We need to reduce Director Jiang's stimulation!"
Sometimes when you can’t see Coke, you won’t think about drinking Coke!
"Director Jiang has a bad stomach." Han Xiaoxiao added, asking them to drink Coke and take it easy.
They nodded together, "Understood! Don't worry, we can care about it too!"
Director Jiang is the treasure of their company!
Several people finished their meal quickly.
They met downstairs, and while waiting for the bus, Han Xiaoxiao went to the newsstand next to him to buy magazines.
She was quite curious about the article that brought Jiang Yang the name "Old Thief".
Han Xiaoxiao bought this sci-fi magazine and was about to leave when she saw another car magazine. On the cover of the magazine was a beautiful car model in a bikini. The most important thing was—
Beautiful car models are baby fat!
Han Xiaoxiao bought the magazine without hesitation.
Mr. Zhou is still very exciting, don't think about keeping a hand, just do it as simple and rude as possible.
The bus is here.
They got on the bus and arrived at the company after a few stops.
Director Jiang and Zhou Hao should not expect to arrive at the company on time, it would be nice to show up in the morning.
After cleaning up, Han Xiaoxiao sat on the desk and started to read that science fiction magazine!
Ten minutes later.
Han Xiaoxiao typed a few words on Twitter, and then clicked to publish, all in one go: "Jiang! Yang! Old! Thief!"
Too **** ruthless!
Han Xiaoxiao is not in the company official tweeted such a sentence, I feel uncomfortable!
Then.
The netizens who were posting "Jiangyang old thief" on the company's official website were stunned.
Next.
They commented below: "Jiang Yang old thief!"
"The editor did a great job!"
"Haha! I can't bear to read the official editor of the old thief company, which shows how good this guy is!"
"Editor: Even if I gamble my career, I still want to cry out from the bottom of my heart, Jiang! Yang! Old! Thief!"
"Thanks to the editor, I will submit your resume right away!"
"I have 10 years of official push operation experience, each tweet is worth 100,000 plus, good quality and low price, always ready to work, welcome private message!"
"I have always had the great ambition to revitalize Chinese-language advertising. For the sake of my ideal, I don't have to pay any wages!"
"Boss, look here. My expected salary is 5K per month. Yes, I can pay it for one year first."
Han Xiaoxiao: …
There are always **** who want to harm me!
but-
The old thief Jiangyang had such a great momentum that even Wang Zheng and Su An came to join in the fun.
After work, the official Twitter of Science Fiction Magazine had no choice but to send a tweet: "Ms. Jiang Yang heard everyone's voice. In order to thank you for your love of "Bring Her Eyes", Mr. Jiang Yang announced in advance that in the next work , will explain the relevant information and whereabouts of the heroine of "Bring Her Eyes", so stay tuned!"
This tweet quickly became the top trending topic of "Jiangyang old thief", and many netizens were cheering for victory!
"Nice!"
"We won!"
"We saved her!"
"We'll get you home!"
"Great, when will the second part come out? When I think of her staying deep in the heart of the earth with a corpse, my heart aches!"
“I think the moment I read about her ‘seeing the sunrise’ in the second book, I’m going to cry!”
"Haha, old thief Jiang Yang is scared!"
"Tch! When has he ever been afraid of using a knife? I suspect that the Great Demon King has used a knife!"
"Never mind who did the trick, will the next one come out tomorrow?"
"Let him write! It's been 24 hours, 86400 seconds, and the donkeys in the production team dare not rest like this!"
"Let's tie him into the little black room!"
"I'm afraid the Great Demon King won't agree."
"Let's beg the big devil to lock him up in the dark room."
"This can be."
(end of this chapter)