Wang Zhicheng suffered a double blow to his body and mind. He immediately fell off the horizontal bar and said with a mournful face, "Teacher, why did you spank my ass?!"
Xu Xianglei originally thought it was inappropriate for Liang Wen to spank a male student's **** as a female teacher, and was about to call out, but who knew that this actor named Wang Zhicheng could catch the plot, and the jokes were not bad...then let's continue.
Liang Wen was yelled at by him, and the courage she had accumulated with great difficulty disappeared in an instant. Seeing Wang Zhicheng who bullied him every day, she shivered and said, "I'm sorry to bother you!"
Wang Zhicheng: "???"
As soon as Liang Wen turned around, she bumped into someone, but she didn't move at all, and the other person staggered and fell to the ground.
Song Kuo sucked in pain, raised his head and looked at "myself".
Oh shit! What is it like to be knocked down by yourself? !
Liang Wen was so frightened that she quickly squatted down and asked weakly, "Are you okay?"
Song Kuo gritted his teeth and squeezed out a sentence, "Stand up for me!"
Upon hearing this, Liang Wen immediately got up and stood up straight without looking sideways, turning into a good student!
Wang Zhicheng: "???"
Song Kuo looked at a group of weak chickens, even the gravitational force was acting like a ghost, he couldn't control it immediately, and roared, "Hang it all up for me!"
Liang Wen was so surprised that she covered her mouth, and wanted to remind him a few words. Unexpectedly, the students had an honest physical reaction to this voice, which was too familiar, even though they were different. One leg, trying to climb up.
The effect is awesome.
Liang Wen: "..."
Song Kuo glanced at Wang Zhicheng, and asked Liang Wen in a low voice, "It's just him! Does he often bully you?"
Liang Wen: "How do you know?"
"As cowardly as you are, if you dare to spank his **** with my hand, either you have been bullied hard, or you are mentally disabled!"
Liang Wen immediately opened her eyes wide, admiring, "Teacher, your analysis makes sense."
Song Kuo gave her a blank look, and was about to help Liang Wen clean up Wang Zhicheng, who knew that this guy rushed over first and poked his forehead with his hand, "What are you doing! Dare to hit a pervert, oh no, Mr. Liang?"
Song Kuo took a step back after being poked, and immediately exploded. He stepped forward and grabbed Wang Zhicheng's collar, "Ah! How dare you poke me? Who gave you the guts?"
He is very imposing, but he has been weak for a long time, even if he changes the core of Liang Wen's Charlie's Girl, it will not help. Wang Zhicheng bared his teeth and shook Song Kuo to the ground.
Song Kuo fell into the mud, his eyes widened in disbelief.
Liang Wen tried her best to hold back her laughter, pretending to be frightened, "...Student Song Kuo, are you okay!"
Xu Xianglei looked at the monitor and laughed like a pig, "Xiao Luoluo, your artist can take the comedian route. He is also snarky, can catch the opponent's scene, and can be serious and funny. It's really good."
Luo Hang smiled, "My Wenwen is pretty good!"
Xu Xianglei rolled his eyes at him, "You are not humble at all."
At this time, in the camera, Song Kuo got up cursing and complaining to Liang Wen, "Teacher, he hit me!"
Wang Zhicheng looked contemptuous, "Did I do something?"
Song Kuo, that is, Liang Wen, as a girl in the thunderbolt, has never been bullied, but was never bullied. Immediately, she was so angry that she yelled and pulled Liang Wen with a delicate expression, "Teacher, teacher, don't be cowardly!" .Help me beat me back!"
Liang Wen looked left and right, as a counselor Bao Xueba, he didn't dare to mess with either.
"Song, student Song Kuo, please don't be impulsive."
Wang Zhicheng showed a look of surprise. The perverted Liang, who is always on the go, should slap Song Kuo to comfort him. Why are you coaxing him today?
At this time, Xu Xianglei stood up from the monitor, "It's time for me to play. Xiao Luoluo, help me keep an eye on it."
Luo Hang: "Director Xu, this is..."
Xu Xianglei looked calm, "Funds are limited, I have to go up and play the principal."
Luo Hang: "Oh!"
On the playground, everyone gathers together to watch the excitement.
At this time, someone shouted: "Principal Xu is here!"
Liang Wen looked back and saw the director Xu Xianglei striding towards him. He was playing... the principal?
Tsk, that's enough to save money.
When everyone saw the headmaster coming, they dispersed one after another.
Xu Xianglei pointed at Liang Wen and yelled, "Mr. Liang, the students are causing trouble in your classroom. As a teacher, you don't care. You want to be fired."
Liang Wen pondered Song Kuo's cowardly traits, and her pitiful and shivering expression immediately surfaced, "I, I..."
Song Kuo couldn't stand it anymore, and immediately yelled at Principal Xu: "Principal, Teacher Liang is such a beautiful, kind and gentle teacher, how can you just yell? You will make other teachers feel bad!"
There is no one to praise myself vigorously.
When Liang Wen heard this, she immediately felt a little bit happy in embarrassment. At this moment, she is a girl, not Thunderbolt.
Xu Xianglei nodded secretly in his heart, but put on an angry look on his face, "Song Kuo, go! You will be fined to run ten laps. Otherwise, you will be fired!"
Song Kuo immediately wanted to quit, but Liang Wen quickly grabbed him and coaxed, "If I get fired, my dad will beat me to death, oh no, you!"
Song Kuo: "So miserable?!"
Liang Wen nodded heavily.
Ever since, Song Kuo could only throw his arms around the playground. Wang Zhicheng and others booed him.
Liang Wen ran with him, and was despised by Song Kuo while running.
"You have thin arms and legs, can you exercise more? Just like Wang Zhicheng bullied you to death. It's too embarrassing."
Liang Wen nodded, "Yes, teacher, you are right."
Song Kuo hated iron for being weak, "Look at me, although I am a woman, I can run no worse than a man..."
Before he finished speaking, he collapsed on the ground with a slur...
Someone exclaimed: "Song Kuo fainted before running around!"
Liang Wen: "??!"
Seeing this scene outside the camera, Xu Xianglei turned his head with a smile, and shouted: "Cut!"
Intermission.
Several people gathered together to drink tea and eat fruit.
Song Kuo started to walk the scene, smiling all over his body, throwing a lot of jokes, Liang Wen played against him without any pressure. On the contrary, Song Kuo can easily catch the stalks she leaves behind.
Originally, a person like this should have a lively personality in private, but who knows that he didn't say a word for a long time, but just ate fruit silently and obediently.
Liang Wen wanted to have a chat, but she was too embarrassed to speak.
Xu Xianglei, on the other hand, was very talkative, "Wenwen, I heard that you have good luck with koi, as long as the shows you participate in can be popular?"
Liang Wen sneered, "I only participated in one program. This is the second one I participated in. I am tired of hearing the word koi myself, so don't mention it, Director Xu."
Xu Xianglei nodded, took a bite of the watermelon, puffed his cheeks and said, "I also think that "My Village" can become popular, and it has nothing to do with you."
Liang Wen's eyes widened, and she finally heard a different comment, "Tell me about it!"
Xu Xianglei narrowed his eyes, "The theme setting of "My Village" is very down-to-earth, and the game links can be closely connected with the local ethnic culture. The interaction is very entertaining, and it is not a spring and white snow. At the same time, this program is in line with the current policy. Orientation, such as great national unity, poverty alleviation in mountainous areas, and cultural revitalization of villages are related. That’s why Chixia Pavilion named and praised it. Official media likes it, and of course the traffic will come.
You guests, just caught up with a good show, and of course you also added a lot to the show. But if you say that this show can become popular just because of you, you are lying. "
Liang Wen couldn't help but nodded, "Director Xu, your explanation sounds very convincing. I got lucky because of "My Village", not "My Village" because I became popular."
Xu Xianglei laughed, "It seems that you, a girl, are quite clear, and you are not greedy for merit!"
Liang Wen smiled and remained silent.
At this time, Song Kuo, who had been silent all this time, said, "Then how do you explain that it was you, not someone else, who saved Mr. Zhou Ruiying Zhou last night?"
"..." Liang Wen: I really can't explain it.
Xu Xianglei clicked his tongue, "That's it. No matter how you say it, Wenwen is a bit lucky. Otherwise, how could she become popular?"
Song Kuo groaned, and said again, "How about Ying Shunchen thanking her for her kindness?"
Liang Wen's heart ached for a moment. If this kid didn't say anything, he would stop people.
Xu Xianglei laughed out loud, "Only the person involved knows the truth about this matter!"
What he said was too ambiguous, and everyone looked at Liang Wen. A look of suspicion that my director said you had an affair with Ying Shunchen.
Liang Wen: "...Director Xu, ahem, you really know how to joke."
Xu Xianglei shrugged, "Who knows?"
Luo Hang diverted in time, "Director Xu, how many scenes are still filmed today?"
Xu Xianglei: "It all depends on Wenwen and Kuo Kuo's performance. I can no longer control the plot now."
The staff have become accustomed to director Xu Da's relaxation and indulgence. Seeing that it was getting late, they all got up to prepare for the third filming.
Liang Wen breathed a sigh of relief, and gave Luo Hang a thankful smile.
Luo Hang slightly nodded at her.
The third scene, location: school corridor and teacher's office.
The day after the two changed their souls happened to be the monthly exam. Song Kuo was the first to hand in the paper. Everyone thinks that a top student is a top student, and this time he will definitely be the first in the exam again.
As soon as Song Kuo walked downstairs, he was grabbed by Liang Wen who was hiding in the corner. She was extremely nervous, she couldn't believe it and had a little hope, "Teacher, you handed in the paper so soon? The exam should be... not bad."
Song Kuo snorted, "It's okay."
Liang Wen frowned, "Teacher, your Chinese, Mathematics and English should not be taught by the physical education teacher."
Song Kuo was shocked, "How do you know? That's why I became a physical education teacher."
Liang Wen's jaw dropped in shock, "Huh?"
Song Kuozhen is a great hero! Dig a hole for him, he can always avoid it, and his posture is very graceful. admire!
The camera turns. When the grades came out the next day, Song Kuo was immediately called to the office by the head teacher.
"Song Kuo, do you think the teacher has a good heart and can withstand your fall from the first to the last?"
The head teacher was heartbroken, wrapped a white cloth over his forehead, and yelled.
Song Kuo had a hippie smile on his face, "It was a bit abnormal for me to perform on the spot in the exam yesterday. But I sat in the first place for too long, so it's a different kind of experience to come down and cool off."
Song Kuo snorted, "I really can't stand the shock!"
At this moment, there was a sudden scream from behind, "Song Kuo, did you test shit?"
Song Kuo looked back and saw Liang Wen calling him with a broom.
The homeroom teacher sat up amidst the howling, and looked at the physical education teacher rushing towards him in a daze.
Song Kuo had quick eyes and quick hands, and immediately dodged.
Liang Wen's broom directly hit the class teacher on the head...
The poor man who had just woken up immediately passed out again.
Liang Wen missed the blow, roared, and continued to hit Song Kuo.
Song Kuo's arms and legs were thin, and he kept hiding behind the teachers of various classes. Liang Wen's broom swiped across everyone's faces and poked into everyone's eyes.
Xu Xianglei, Principal Xu appeared again at this time, and he yelled, "Liang Wen, Song Kuo failed the exam, what the **** are you getting excited about as a physical education teacher?"
Everyone stared at Liang Wen angrily.
Liang Wen was taken aback for a moment, and then realized that she was no longer Song Kuo...
She flinched, and dropped the broom with a snap, "Well...Song Kuo did so poorly in the exam, even I...even my physical education teacher can't stand it anymore..."
Everyone: "..."
Seeing this, even Luo Hang couldn't help laughing.
The cooperation between Liang Wen and Song Kuo is really good. You say one sentence to me, and there is no lag in the filming until now.
The fourth scene, location: the roof of the school building and others.
After experiencing the tragedy of the monthly exam, the two decided to do everything possible to return the ashes to the ashes and return the heart to the other.
At this time, the camera should be switched faster, resulting in a continuous impact on vision and laughter.
Scene 1: The two are lying on the lawn hand in hand, thinking silently: I want to go back, I want to go back, I want to go back. After silently saying it three times, the two slowly turned their heads and looked at each other, only to realize that they hadn't f*cked back yet, so they immediately turned indifferent and stood up to say goodbye to you!
Scenario 2: If the land exchange is not possible, then go to the water. The two jumped into the swimming pool at the same time, held each other's hands, and continued to mutter "I want to go back, I want to go back." I opened my eyes at the last second when I was about to suffocate, and found that the **** hadn't changed back, okay, ojbk, each left his indifferent back and swam ashore to say goodbye to you!
Scene 3: The two of them had an accident at the school gate that day, so go back to the original point. In broad daylight, both the female teacher and the male students skipped class and played truant, and then stood at the gate like an idiot, probably both would be expelled by Principal Xu. The two had no choice but to stand at the door hand in hand when there was no one after school, and silently said that I want to go back, I want to go back, but in the end they still bid farewell to you.
The two fell into deep thought, finally looked at each other slowly, and said three words in unison, "Thunder, rain, umbrella!"
As a result, the two began to look forward to the thunderstorm coming again.
Until this day, there were dark clouds, lightning and thunder, as if they were cheering for the exchange of souls between the two.
In the garden on the top floor of the school, under the big privet tree, Liang Wen hid under it trembling.
Holding the umbrella, Song Kuo gave her a blank look, "Boy, why are you acting like a woman, come here quickly, and welcome the baptism of thunder and lightning!"
Liang Wen was almost speechless with such sand-sculpted lines, so she ran from under the tree trembling and got under the umbrella.
"Before the exchange, what do you want to say to me?" Song Kuo asked.
Liang Wen paused, summoned up her courage and said, "Teacher, Mr. Zhang, who teaches art, confessed his love to me yesterday..."
She dug a big hole for Song Kuo to jump.
Song Kuo acted accordingly, his eyes widened immediately, and his voice changed, "You refused?"
Liang Wen shook her head.
Song Kuo gritted his teeth, "How dare you refuse!"
Liang Wen hurriedly said: "I didn't say anything. Teacher Zhang said that I have become much gentler in recent days, and he likes me very much."
Song Kuo's face flushed immediately when he heard that, "Go away! This old lady has this personality, he likes you and made him gay."
Liang Wen suppressed a smile, and hurriedly asked: "Then what do you want to tell me, teacher?"
Song Kuo's eyes flashed slyly, "A girl named Wang Meilan confessed to me yesterday..."
Nima! This kid repays his own way with his own body!
Liang Wen was heartbroken, "Impossible! She has always hated me."
Song Kuo chuckled, "I played basketball for you yesterday, and you were so handsome that all the girls screamed. Wang Meilan gave me towels and water, and finally said she liked me."
Liang Wen bit her lip, "...I don't like her."
Song Kuoyang sighed, "Anyway, it's time for me to kiss. I've made a way for you, so you can walk steadily for me."
"..." Liang Wen: I can't make it up anymore.
At this moment, a bolt of lightning strikes, and the two hug each other immediately, the umbrella is like a floating duckweed, and they are even more lonely in the rainy day.
Suddenly, with a bang, the privet tree next to it caught fire!
There was another bang, and the privet tree on the other side was also on fire.
Both trees were struck by lightning and caught fire, and nothing happened to the two of them, and everything was peaceful!
Xu Xianglei called out Ka!
In the later stage, the effects of lightning and thunder, and the special effects of splitting trees and catching fire will be added. Of course, narrations such as hahaha and laughter are indispensable.
At this point in the performance, it has probably reached the time of the big reversal in the eighteenth minute.
According to the usual practice, no matter how you act casually before, when it comes to the big reversal, the actors must obey the director's arrangement. A 20-minute funny plot, and finally rely on this kick to reach the audience's climax.
The final reversal of the original script is like this: the two of them tried their best to change the core, and they were almost struck by lightning. At this time, the two accidentally slipped and fell, and just happened to kiss their lips. Under the same umbrella, lightning struck, and the core was finally replaced. Liang Wen was still that girly teacher in Thunderbolt, and Song Kuo was still that cowardly and cowardly boy student bully.
The two wept with joy and embraced excitedly.
At this time, the rain stopped, and the two turned around at the same time.
The onlookers, headed by Principal Xu, are staring at the two of them dumbfounded... the end of this episode.
From Liang Wen's point of view, this reversal is not enough impact. What's more, originally the two people changed the core based on the conditions of thunder, electricity, rain and umbrella. In the end, it still has to end with this, and it only makes sense logically. Kissing mouth is a bit of nonsense.
Of course, the most important thing is that this kiss is her first on-screen kiss.
She has a professionalism, but she is afraid that the movie king at home will overturn the jar of jealousy...
In view of this, she smiled and suggested to Director Xu a more impactful reversal.
Song Kuo tilted his head slightly, "This is a big reversal that Director Xu and I have been thinking about for three days and three nights. Do you have something better?"
Liang Wen hummed, and mysteriously leaned into Xu Xianglei's ear and whispered something.
When Xu Xianglei heard this, he laughed and looked Song Kuo up and down by the way.
Song Kuo: "??!"
So the filming of the ending scene started, and the location was still the rooftop garden.
The artificial rain started, and the rain curtain hung down, as if it was real.
A white light flashed, and under the same umbrella, Liang Wen and Song Kuo were panting nervously.
Suddenly, thunder rolled overhead, and the two of them were like immortals who had crossed the catastrophe, wanting the thunder and lightning to cleanse their marrow.
At this moment, a sharp sword pierced the sky and slashed straight towards the garden on the roof. The electric snake bit the top of the umbrella like it had eyes.
The two of them immediately trembled as if convulsed, and the umbrella fell down to cover their bodies.
At this time, screams came out from the umbrella...
A gust of wind blew, and the umbrella rolled away.
The two were dumbfounded, dumbfounded, jumping around...
Liang Wen was wearing a boy's school uniform, and the figure of Charlie's Angels made this suit protruding forward and backward, looking very handsome.
As for Song Kuo, his body was stuffed into Liang Wen's narrow and pretty skirt, and the fabric was stretched extremely hard. The key point was that his two hairy calves were exposed, really eye-catching.
A master of women's clothing was born.
Some people say that one of the soul and the body is always on the way.
But Song Kuo said that the soul and body are never in their own hands... oh!
I originally wanted to exchange souls, but who knew, I made too much effort, and even my body ran away. It's really sad.
The staff present were all bursting with laughter!
Liang Wen glanced at Song Kuo, the big man in women's clothing, "You're so coquettish!"
Song Kuo was filled with grief and indignation, "You are so tough!"
Suddenly, there was an exclamation behind the two of them!
Liang Wen and Song Kuo turned their heads at the same time, dumbfounded.
At some point, there were teachers and classmates standing behind him, and of course the ubiquitous Principal Xu Xianglei.
Principal Xu stretched out Erkang's hand to the two, "You..."
A male classmate and a female teacher ran to the roof of the building to hide from the wind and rain in the classroom, and they seemed to have changed clothes... Can someone explain such a weird scene.
Liang Wen and Song Kuo glanced at each other, and suddenly they both pinched their waists and raised their chests, and walked towards everyone.
Stepping on high heels, Song Kuo walked up to Principal Xu. Liang Wen followed closely behind, putting her hands on Song Kuo's shoulders, and the two said in unison: "Principal, let's go to the dress-up dance."
Principal Xu narrowed his eyes, "Dress-up dance? emmmmmmm"
Liang Wen and Song Kuo nodded solemnly, "Yes!"
At this time, the classic bgm of "Did you reverse today" sounded, and the reverse shot of the last two minutes began...
At this time, the camera zooms out and the scene zooms out.
The roof garden was full of teachers and students. Everyone glanced at each other with expressions of excitement and anticipation in their eyes.
Just when the audience was confused about the situation, everyone took off their uniforms at the same time, revealing colorful and weird costumes...
Liang Wen and Song Kuo looked at each other and smiled, then rushed into the crowd and writhed! !
A huge dress-up ball is being held on the roof garden.
The classic bgm continues, and the shot continues to lengthen.
The teaching building is getting smaller and smaller, seeing the whole picture of the library, the playground is also in sight, and the school wall is slowly appearing in the camera... No! ! Why is there a tall barbed wire fence on the school wall, why is there a rusty iron fence outside the classroom window, what is this place...
The camera flashed past the gate of the school again. It should have been written on the gatepost of a certain school, but it was written: Beijing Second Psychiatric Hospital.