Chapter 391 The Clown Is Actually Myself.JPG
"It's been a whole month, and I'm finally back." Situ Ziyan burst into tears.
This is not to say that she had a miserable life on the road, except that Chen Xiyi hanged her and nearly died on the way, everything else was relatively normal.
Mainly, the experience of this month has changed her.
If one month ago she was a lady of the family, then now she is good at making complaints, insults, insulting people, and so on. From the beginning, she could only accept Chen Xiyi's words, but now she is able to backhand Chen Xiyi's yin and yang.
"You are crying, I hate you for the first half month, and you hate me for the second half month, I should be the one who shed tears." Chen Xiyi was a little disgusted, he still didn't know what kind of character Situ Ziyan was.
【You have a conversation with Situ Ziyan, the spirit master, and the atmosphere is harmonious. Situ Ziyan's favorability towards you +20, current favorability: 4 stars]
"." The black line on Chen Xiyi's head, what kind of mentality is this.
It's not that it's strange to become a 4-star. In this month, Chen Xiyi has raised his favorability to 3.5 stars, but the sudden 4-star was a bit caught off guard.
As far as the relationship between him and Situ Ziyan is concerned, how should I put it, chopping the chicken head and burning the yellow paper plus worshiping the handle is no problem.
"It's nothing, I just want to restore my character, otherwise I'm afraid my father will hack you to death." Situ Ziyan said after adjusting her mentality.
Chen Xiyi expressed disdain for this: "Heh, if you want to kill me, you must pass the fat chicken first."
"Goo!" The fat chicken didn't know how to raise it. Recently, it has been developing in the direction of great intelligence. Although it has become a third-rank spirit beast, its brain capacity seems to have dropped a lot.
Situ Ziyan was almost scared to death when she broke through to the third rank. She thought she would lose control, but it didn't happen at all, and she was still cooing every day like a wild chicken.
"My father is a six-aperture spirit fairy, and the fat chicken is only a third-grade one. It will only become a roast chicken at the dinner table." Situ Ziyan glanced at the fat chicken and said with a sneer.
"Goo!!" The fat chicken was startled.
"Ah, this. Fat chicken is the most clever in the world of ghost owls. You just roasted it like this. It's not good." Chen Xiyi felt that his friend Wolong wanted to eat his little brother Fengchu.
"You're right, it's really not good to roast it, and the fat chicken doesn't have enough meat, let's stew it into soup." Situ Ziyan thought for a while, and felt that she was hasty.
Hearing this, Chen Xiyi sighed: "Do you still remember what you were like a month ago? You are a gentle and lovely lady, look at you now, and I will tell you if you can't get married in the future."
He always feels that every one of his friends has some serious problem. It is normal before they become his friends, but once they become his friends, there will be irreversible changes in personality.
Whether it's an aloof swordsman or a demon boss, Chen Xiyi doesn't know how to get rid of such a lady who has become such a ghost.
"Oh, by the way, this is my first visit, so I shouldn't need to bring any presents."
"It's not like I came to your house to be a son-in-law. If you don't bring gifts, your family won't be so stingy enough to kick me out. After all, you used my food and drink expenses along the way, so your family will reimburse you."
Chen Xiyi made a joke when he came up.
"Xi Yi, you're out of touch." Situ Ziyan smiled cleverly and continued, "How could you not bring a gift when you came to the door? Isn't the fat chicken just enough? Let's stew it tonight."
"Cuckoo?" The fat chicken said that it worked hard to fight monsters and kill enemies along the way, but in the end it had to be thrown into the pot.
That's right, for the past month, it's all about the fat chicken fighting the enemy, whether it's a spirit beast or a robber, it's all solved by it.
As for Chen Xiyi and Situ Ziyan, the two of them are naturally hiding behind and fishing, what else should they do?
"Hey, you save this thing to pretend to slap your face later." After speaking, Chen Xiyi took out a bead and handed it to Situ Ziyan.
Situ Ziyan looked at the bead with some doubts, and took it casually: "I understand the pretense and slap in the face, but what is this?"
In a month, Situ Ziyan also understood the words in Chen Xiyi's words, such as terrifying, pretending to face, and so on.
There must be many twists and turns for her to return home with such a serious injury.
"Oh, the seventh-grade spiritual weapon is freezing cold. I took it out of that unlucky bastard's clothes before. You can use it first, and wait for my friend to see if he can send me some handicrafts before I can give you better self-defense supplies." " Chen Xiyi said casually.
"Oh my god, you haven't leaked any cold air after carrying this thing in your arms for a month, but if you are not careful, the three of us will become ice lumps." Situ Ziyan was also taken aback.
Chen Xiyi didn't care about this: "It's okay, I simply modified this thing, it's very strong, and it's fine if you drop it on the ground."
With his strength, isn't it easy to handle a seventh-grade spiritual weapon?
"Cough, alright, let me borrow this thing for protection first, and then I'll return it to you after I'm done pretending and slapping my face." Situ Ziyan didn't feel pretentious, and immediately accepted it.
"Well, I'm sure about your slap in the face, but you don't need to pretend to be coercive, after all, you have it yourself." Chen Xiyi corrected the mistakes in Situ Ziyan's words.
"." Situ Ziyan has black lines all over her head. Does this mean something?
"After you arrive at my house, be normal. Don't make any messy things out of me. Don't pretend to be slapped in the face by then. You will do something to me first." Situ Ziyan reminded.
A huge family must have intricate interpersonal relationships, and there are many people who want to target her, and this is a good opportunity now.
Chen Xiyi thought for a while and then said: "Let's go home alone, and Fat Chicken and I will run away first. If you have time, you can invite us to dinner, and the matter will be settled."
"No, it's safe to go back with me. Anyway, I'm also a guest of Situ's family. If you are really alone, I have to go to the moat to retrieve the bodies of both of you tomorrow." Situ Ziyan interrupted Chen Xiyi.
"Is your family so dangerous? Wouldn't it be good for us to die without doing anything?" Chen Xiyi looked at Situ Ziyan in horror.
"Cuckoo." The same is true for the fat chicken. It says that it is just a wild chicken, and it can't even say a word, but it will be caught and filled in the moat. Is there any reason for this?
"Yes, it's that dangerous."
"Tsk tsk, why don't you show them off first, Fat Chicken, I have a laxative here. After the ground is dry, you put it in the water source of Situ's house, and pull them directly to collapse." Chen Xiyi took out a laxative. Said the pill.
As for Chen Xiyi's special laxative, not to mention the seven-aperture fairy in Situ's family, even the great sage above the nine-aperture would have to make him collapse if even a little bit of it.
The fat chicken stretched out its wings to catch the laxative without hesitation, but Situ Ziyan slapped the wings back.
"Isn't this a normal situation where you should use poison? Why are you taking laxatives?" Situ Ziyan complained and put the laxatives into her arms. She was worried that Chen Xiyi would really order Fat Chicken to take laxatives, or put them on herself. It's safe here.
"The mouth of the green snake and the needle at the back of the hornet's tail are not poisonous, but the most poisonous to a woman's heart."
"I just want to make your family exhausted, but I didn't expect you to let your family go to heaven!!"
Chen Xiyi was really shocked.
"Okay, don't be poor, be serious, we have arrived." The two came to Situ's Mansion. How should I put it, the palace is about this size.
Seeing this, Chen Xiyi could only simply pretend, showing the demeanor of Bai Yunsheng Bai Taishi.
No matter how you say it, he also has power over the government and the public. Although he is professionally blamed, the temperament part is still well controlled.
Situ Ziyan was also very surprised when she saw Chen Xiyi who had suddenly changed his temperament. She had never seen Chen Xiyi in such a situation. After all, in her inherent impression, apart from her brain circuits being very different from ordinary people, she was the whole person With a crazy temperament.
'Holy shit, Xi Yi's aura doesn't mean he's a child of a big family or a big sect. '
It is really possible to combine the opponent's spirit and spiritual skills and the ability to suppress ghost owl and seventh-grade spiritual weapons with the strength of a two-orifice spiritual master.
"Let's go." Chen Xiyi's gentle and scholarly demeanor carried the unique temperament of holding power and being in a high position, which made Situ Ziyan suspect that Chen Xiyi was a replacement.
"And you fat chicken, put away your wise eyes, and change back to the kind of rebelliousness we just met, don't embarrass Zi Yan, if you can't grasp the rhythm, then we two will have to Fill the moat and wait for Ziyan to retrieve the corpse for us." Chen Xiyi reminded again.
"Goo!" After hearing this, Fat Chicken naturally restrained his clever eyes, and then a slightly cold look with a sharp look, completely showing the temperament of a ghost owl, completely killing spirit beasts in the dark.
"???" Situ Ziyan always felt as if she was the only one who was cheated.
These two, whether it is temperament or mentality, were adjusted in an instant, and she was the only one who adjusted from the gate of the city to the gate of the house, but she couldn't restore her temperament and mentality to a month ago.
"I'm the only one who co-authored the clown," Situ Ziyan said in a low tone.
After regaining her airs as a young lady, Situ Ziyan walked into Situ's mansion slowly, followed by Chen Xiyi and Fat Chicken.
"Miss, you are back, what happened to the caravan?"
As soon as he entered the gate of the mansion, a steward hurriedly greeted him.
"Where is my father?" Situ Ziyan didn't answer. As the master, she didn't need to answer a servant.
"Master is in the study, and he has been thinking about you for a long time." The steward replied.
Situ Ziyan nodded: "I see, you can make arrangements for my friend first, I will go to see my father."
After finishing speaking, he said to Chen Xiyi and Fat Chicken: "You guys take a rest first, and I will entertain you well then."
"It's okay, let's go." Chen Xiyi's tone was warm, and he looked like a noble son.
The fat chicken was very sensible and didn't goo, but the cold aura emanating from his body made the steward startled.
"Miss, don't worry, I will definitely make arrangements for this young master. This young master, please." Even his eldest lady can't compare to her, so she must be a big shot.
Even if it is said that this is only a two-orifice spirit master, he dare not underestimate him, because the ghost owl who is following the other party is a third-grade spirit beast.
Chen Xiyi followed the steward and went to the guest room.
The huge Situ family naturally has a guest room, otherwise how would they entertain guests.
On the other hand, the news of Situ Ziyan's return quickly spread throughout the entire Situ family, even the matter of Chen Xiyi and Fat Chicken. At present, no one dares to act rashly. If you really don't know anything and rush out to make trouble, who knows if this will be a pit.
So naturally we have to observe for a while.
(end of this chapter)