Chapter 207 Funeral services just in use
"House Feng Shui? Pretty good."
"Look at the ancestral graves? There's no need for that, why should you visit the ancestral graves if your family is healthy?"
"Fate fortune-telling? What do you care about your fate at your age? You can't think that there will be a hurdle in a hundred years. Then let the family members nail the portrait tightly so that it will not fall."
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Chen Xiyi dealt with the group of people perfunctorily, and he always felt that something was wrong, such as why four people put five teacups, and they were all the ones they drank.
Ximen Yue's wife was holding his son, Ximen Yue, his father and father-in-law were drinking tea with Chen Xiyi, while his mother and his mother-in-law went into the kitchen to clean up and prepare to order dishes.
"By the way, do you feel that there is one more person?" While chatting, Chen Xiyi suddenly asked.
Those present couldn't help being silent, these words are a little scary.
"Monday, February 8, not too many." Ximen thought about it, no problem, the number of people is enough.
"When you ordered just now, your son didn't count it in." Chen Xiyi reminded him very kindly.
This time, Ximen Yue broke into a cold sweat. If his son is not counted, there should be seven people.
Looking at the table again, there are a total of five teacups, all of which have traces of drinking, but the problem is, the four of them are the only ones drinking tea, and who is pouring the other cup, and who is drinking it.
"Dirty things have entered the house." Ximen Yue's tone trembled.
"I reckon that your son's Lihun fake death may also be caused by this thing, but I don't know why he did it." Chen Xiyi glanced at the next door without any trace, because the extra teacup was by his side.
Then, Chen Xiyi took out a piece of Chunyang town magic talisman and threw it into the teacup, waiting for that dirty thing to reach out and drink the tea.
Everyone didn't dare to breathe loudly, they just looked at the teacup quietly.
Chen Xiyi suddenly felt that his field of vision went black, not the face in front, nor the face floating, but the face at the back of his head, which seemed to be covered by something.
Responding to this, Chen Xiyi stretched out his black hair and tore off the thing lying on him, and pressed it on the table.
"What kind of habit do you have? You are such a big man, what do you say when lying on my body?"
Looking at the things that Chen Xiyi pressed on the table, everyone's expressions froze. If Chen Xiyi wasn't there, the designated people would have to run away.
It was a blackened and scorched corpse. After being pulled out by Chen Xiyi, the rancid smell permeated in an instant.
"Master, this." Ximen pointed at the mummy tremblingly and wanted to ask something.
Chen Xiyi was the first to comfort him: "Don't worry, this dirty thing didn't come with me."
Ximen Yue couldn't help but feel his heart tighten. This isn't nonsense. With your ability to hold the other party down on the table and being unable to move, how could the other party come with you? They must have come with one of their family members. of.
"Then, master, what should we do next, how do you plan to get rid of this dirty thing." Ximen Yue hurriedly asked.
But Chen Xiyi was silent for a while.
【Charred corpse, status: 100%, status: hunger】
【Ability 1: Ghost cover eyes】
【experience】
【April: Prepared to eat after being shocked, but ran away and changed the target】
【April: In the morgue, I accidentally found a target, ready to hunt】
【April: Lying in the morgue】
"This thing, it turned out to be a violent death, as if it was burnt to death." Chen Xiyi felt that this was exactly the sentence that there is no way out.
Didn't he meet a dead body and collect it for him.
"By the way, has the service of the funeral home and crematorium you contacted been refunded? If not, the service will be used by him, and I will come to you again when I save this thing."
"By the way, go and find out which mortuary this thing came from. It may be a hospital. Ask them if there are any corpses, but they are all burnt to such a state. It is unlikely to be put in the hospital." Chen Xiyi was amazed at this. .
"I'll get in touch right away, I'll get in touch right away." Ximen Yue hurriedly opened the phone to get in touch.
Chen Xiyi, after looking around with the charred corpse, said, "Lend me the coffin to use first, anyway, you don't need it now."
"You are welcome, please." One of the old people seemed to be a little too stimulated, but fortunately, he reacted quickly.
Chen Xiyi stuffed the charred corpse into the small coffin, but found that it couldn't fit in.
click~
Hearing the crisp sound of fractures, Chen Xiyi forcibly broke off all the exposed parts, filled them in, and then threw the Zhang Chunyang Town Magic Talisman in and sat back.
He even wiped his body with his hands indifferently, picked up his own tea and drank it down.
He also poured out the tea in the teacup of the charred corpse, leaving the Chunyang town magic talisman behind, and threw the teacup into the coffin.
"Let's leave this thing for him to be buried with. It just so happens that he used it, so you shouldn't be reluctant." Chen Xiyi looked at the group of people who hadn't calmed down and asked.
"Master, the hospital said that there are no missing corpses, look at this" Ximen Yue asked Chen Xiyi's question.
Chen Xiyi thought for a while: "Oh, it doesn't matter. Since you can't find your family members, I will handle it for you. Your son's funeral will be used for him. It just so happens that you spend money to eliminate disasters."
"Master, is it because the house has bad feng shui, that's why you hired this dirty thing?" Ximen Yue's father asked taking advantage of this gap.
Chen Xiyi looked at the structure of their house, and then looked at the situation outside, and said decisively: "Don't worry, your house is fine, it's just bad luck."
As soon as this remark came out, everyone was in a bad mood. It might as well have a problem with the Feng Shui of the house.
"Does the master know how to change luck? You can say anything you want, I just hope that the future will be safe." Ximen asked after hearing this.
Chen Xiyi looked at him like a fool: "We have to believe in science. This is just a small probability problem, just like when you fell."
Hearing Chen Xiyi say to believe in science, everyone has only one thought in their minds. In this room, even the charred corpse you stuffed in the coffin is more scientific than you.
"If you really feel uneasy, go to see a psychiatrist and sort out your psychology, so you don't get sick at that time." Chen Xiyi said solemnly.
This made Ximen Yue dumbfounded: "Master, you really know how to joke."
"I'm not kidding, if you have nothing to do, just go with me to use your son's useless funeral dragon for this one. I'm the chief surgeon, you go over and help me communicate, don't let them get away with half of it. At that time, I accidentally ran back to your house and hid under the bed in the middle of the night and knocked on the bed board."
"Whether it is scary or not is another matter. It would be bad if it affects the quality of life of your husband and wife and leaves a shadow. The psychological one seems to be more difficult to treat than the physical one."
Chen Xiyi said earnestly.
"Ahem, master, what you said, I'd better take you to the funeral parlor first." Ximen Yue changed the subject in embarrassment, and then walked towards the coffin with some trepidation. This cannot be said to be carried by the master.
Chen Xiyi picked up the coffin board and pushed it down at once, and then easily pulled up the whole coffin, just as easy as pulling a suitcase.
As far as this kid’s situation is concerned, if he really makes him carry it, he has to drop the parts of the scorched corpse on the ground halfway.
Before, Chen Xiyi was dismantled in a mess.
Went downstairs, got in the car and headed all the way to the funeral home.
After Ximen Yue's methods of increasing money and fares, the entire funeral home had no complaints at all.
After suturing and repairing, putting on makeup and dressing, Chen Xiyi clearly felt his soul being active during the process, as if a spirituality was constantly strengthening his soul through the ritual of collecting the corpse.
During this process, Chen Xiyi felt that the flame-burned soul trapped in the scorched corpse was gradually being relieved from his vision.
When he completed the last step, he was put into the prepared coffin. The soul in the charred corpse was completely released, leaving only a corpse.
Close the coffin lid, and it's over.
Chen Xiyi felt that his primordial spirit had become stronger by about 1%.
"Does the spirituality in the soul actually have such a great effect?" Chen Xiyi felt the change in his soul, and couldn't help thinking deeply.
You must know that the enhancement of the soul is 1%, not experience +1.
"Then what is the principle of this ceremony, why can collecting the corpse obtain the spirituality in the soul?"
It's just that he hasn't been thinking for long, when the sound outside broke Chen Xiyi's thinking.
After opening the door, seeing Ximen Yue: "It's settled, just find a place to bury it."
The collection of the body has been completed, and the burial must naturally proceed.
The coffin was carried to the cemetery for burial. Following Chen Xiyi's presidency, the entrance of the tomb was sealed with cement, and the portrait stood upright.
He felt the second wave of gifts bursting out. This time it was not the enhancement of the primordial spirit, but the upgrade of the death notice.
The passive range has been increased to -11 meters, while the active effect has been enhanced.
This surprised Chen Xiyi. He originally thought that he had to wait until he was promoted if he wanted to upgrade, but he didn't expect to be able to upgrade once after collecting corpses.
Seeing that the promotion conditions changed from 0/100 to 1/100, Chen Xiyi was also very pleased.
What is this called? This is called a good start.
He felt that it was necessary for him to purchase some ceremonial supplies, such as coffins of various sizes, shrouds of different styles, and supplies needed for makeup and sewing.
Combined with his professional ability as a Qi refiner, he can also provide a set of funeral services on the spot when he meets someone who dies in the wild.
"Master, this is the end." Ximen Yue saw what happened, so he naturally came over and asked.
"Well, it's over, the dirty things in it have been superseded by me, and as weak as a chicken, he uses ghosts to cover his eyes to frighten people, and the cement can't be released, and I even painted pure on his grave. The Yangzhen Talisman, even if it could come out, it couldn’t come out, it’s hasty, I should have cremated him directly at that time.” Chen Xiyi replied.
Ximen Yue is a bit of a shit, he can be cremated together, he originally wanted to give Chen Xiyi a suggestion, but since this is a charred corpse, it would be bad if cremation caused the other party's stress response .
But the matter is over, Ximen Yue didn't dare to talk too much, he couldn't just dig it out and then drag it to cremation.
"Master, what are your plans next?" Ximen Yue asked.
"I don't have any plans. I just entered the city today, and I was thrown on the side of the road. If I hadn't met you, I would have to think about going to the park bench for the whole night." Chen Xiyi sighed, and remembered that Ye Fan, who said that he took him to eat and drink hot food, didn't know if he started to pretend to be slapped in the face or became a son-in-law.
Hearing Chen Xiyi's words, Ximen was overjoyed: "If Master doesn't mind, you can stay at my house for a few days first."
"Just wait for your words, let's go." Chen Xiyi said immediately.
(end of this chapter)