Chapter 70: 22. Mirror mirror, tell me the most handsome writer in the world

Chapter 70 22. Mirror mirror, tell me who is the most handsome writer in the world? --【550】

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"click"

Mason inserted the golden principal's office key obtained from Mr. Potter's diary into the shrinkage hole.

With a slight twist, the closed door was pushed open.

Then there was a dilapidated smell, which was the smell of a rotting corpse, and the catwoman behind him immediately covered her nose.

The young man glanced inside, and found that there were many corpses lying here and there in the principal's office, which was still intact, and they were all dressed in the same attire.

Black suit and wizard cloak, almost everyone has a wand in their hands.

Auror no doubt.

"There must have been a desperate struggle here, and it was brutal."

Kite counted the corpses in the room and whispered:

"And they didn't turn into zombies. It's really strange. This room is isolated from the virus outside?"

"I'm more curious who are these Aurors fighting?"

Mason opened the respirator on the mask, filtered the unpleasant smell, walked into the room and squatted on the nearest corpse to check.

He touched a blood-stained badge and realized that it was the badge of a senior Auror from the Far Eastern Ministry of Magic, which made the young man raise his eyebrows and look at the other corpses.

"Senior wizards from all over the world, I guess it should be a group of the best fighters in the world who have set up a trap here.

They seem to be trying to capture or kill a World Destroyer.

But there is no doubt that they failed. "

Mason walked a few laps on the luxurious but blood-stained and rotten carpet, and said to his companion:

"The counterattack of despair in a desperate world is really regrettable."

"It's not a complete failure, Mason, come and see this!"

Catwoman quickly raised an objection.

She found something in the attic on the second floor of the principal's office and called Mason to come forward. A corpse that was almost completely torn apart by magic fell before her eyes. The attire was completely different from that of wizards and Aurors.

The red uniform looks like some kind of standard attire, but it has been broken. Mason looked at the corpse up and down and found that his body was different from ordinary people, taller and bigger.

He knelt down and pulled on his gloves to search among the filth.

A moment later, Mason took out an unused syringe-like thing from the backpack at the waist of the corpse in surprise.

The shape of this thing is exquisite, and it is an integrated structure that completely encapsulates the injection solution, and it can be injected by pressing the button.

Mason asked the kiteman to take the Auror's body out and burn it, and asked Catwoman to search for usable things in the principal's office where fierce fighting had taken place.

He put the syringe in his hand to check, and soon an information label popped up:

"Cleaner" Legion Commander Standard Enhancer [Pioneer Sequence]

Quality: Excellent Alchemy Creation · Outstanding Craftsmanship

Trait: Adaptive Enhancement·Short-term Effect·Perfect Blueprint·Multiple Transformations

Item Effect: Use the enhancer to obtain [Specific Enhancement] within the next 30 minutes.

Currently, the type of enhancer is [Beast Intuition · Immortality Self-healing · Bone Alienation], and its special ability blueprint comes from "Wolverine" Logan.

Number of uses: [3/3]

Reminder: This enhancer can be adapted to a variety of special ability samples. The specific operation process is to add different gene extracts to the basic enhancer and let it stand to get a complete enhancer.

This enhancer will cause great pressure on the human body, and it will cause a series of rejection reactions after use. It cannot be used continuously, except for special genetically modified persons.

Producer: The Seventh Production Line of the Logistics Department of the "Cleaner" Legion

Item description: This is obviously a "stitch monster" made by combining a variety of creative ideas. Its remarkable strengthening effect and terrible side effects make it the best gift for cannon fodder.

Status: Requires Alchemy Lv4, you can try to analyze the formula and production process of the basic enhancer

"Um"

Mason looked at the thing in his hand with a frown, and then glanced at the torn corpse that was blown up by magic at his feet. It was already difficult for him to distinguish his identity from the **** mess.

But for sure, this guy is part of the Destroyer of Worlds.

Should be a "pioneer".

Or called cannon fodder?

And the information contained in this bottle of enhancer makes young people scream out loud. Just the fact that "the ability is originally from Wolverine Logan" has revealed many, many ideas that make people think.

First of all, it has been confirmed that the invaders come from another world.

Secondly, Will Turner, the captain of the ghost ship in the Caribbean world, told Mason that the stars are spreading the zombie virus, and the Hogwarts world is also rampant with zombies.

Finally, judging from the information label on this bottle of medicine, these world invaders named "Cleaners" may be colluding with the stars.

Even boldly guessed that the two sides are a group.

"I really joined a super villain organization, the level of its evil forces is far beyond the penguin's gang, so I just crawled out of the black and evil quagmire, turned around and jumped into another deep and invisible gang. In the muddy bottom.

Why is this **** going on forever? "

Mason stood up and complained in his heart:

"I want to go ashore for nothing, is it so difficult to be a good person?"

He sighed, put the enhancer sample in his luggage and planned to study it later.

Although this thing is for cannon fodder, its effect is indeed powerful.

Just one multiple transformation can give the user a short-term superpower attribute based on the gene extract, which is enough for Mason to focus on this thing for a long time to come.

It may be difficult to understand this, so let’s put it in a simpler way.

If Mason can put Superman's Kryptonian genes into the basic enhancer, does that mean he has a "Superman Experience Card" that lasts for 30 minutes?

Faced with this temptation, who can resist it?

"Mason, I found something strange, come and see!"

Catwoman's voice came from the depths of the principal's office, and the young man stepped forward quickly with an excitement like an adventure, and then saw Catwoman's hands holding out from under a collapsed exhibition cabinet. thing.

Well, an egg.

A very, very large egg.

Twice larger than an ostrich egg, just like a human head, and the egg has a charming flame pattern, making it look like a work of art.

"what is this?"

Mason asked in surprise, and Catwoman shrugged and said:

"I don't know, but it's beautiful, isn't it? Maybe it would be a good choice for a piece of art in my mansion. Oh, by the way, there are some books and a strange mirror over there.

It was the only thing in the room that remained intact, everything else was torn apart by their fighting. "

"it's a pity."

The young man curled his lips. He thought there must be something good in the principal's office. With this regret, he reached out and touched the huge egg in Catwoman's arms.

The next moment, a very special information label popped up:

Fox's Egg

Quality: Phoenix/Phoenix Egg, Legendary Creature【Extremely Dangerous】

Status: Nirvana rebirth [Countdown: 24 years]

Item Description: Its last death was full of pain and despair, so when it hatches again, you should stay away from it rationally.

Tips: Phoenix likes flames, placing it in flames can speed up shell breaking

"Shet!"

Mason's face changed slightly, he exclaimed, and withdrew his hand as if he had been scalded. This reaction made Catwoman vigilant, and she rarely saw such an excited reaction from Mason, who had always maintained his calm.

The moment she suspected that she was holding something dangerous in her hands, Selena immediately threw the egg in her arms to Mason, and rushed out with a whoosh to hide behind a pillar.

He also looked around here, as if that beautiful big egg was going to explode at any time.

"What's that?"

Catwoman yelled, and the kite man not far away was also nervous and raised his gun to aim at this side.

"Don't tell Constantine of its existence, it's not that you don't trust him, it's just that this thing is too hot, and it may make Zhakang break through his little bottom line again.

Well, don't look at me like that, it's a phoenix egg.

Phoenix, do you understand?

Phoenix! "

"Phoenix? There is such an outrageous thing in this world?"

Catwoman screams:

"I thought dragons would be bad."

"Old K said that the power of witchcraft in this world is very weak, so it is not qualified to be rated as a C-level world. It is because of the existence of these magical animals that this world is focused on by the stars and listed as an open exploration world."

Mason explained:

"There are not only dragons and phoenixes in this world, basically all the fantasy creatures you can think of are here. Griffins, pegasus, thunderbirds and even sea monsters.

But I doubt that any of the Fantastic Beasts that are still alive have been caught by the Stellaris bastards, and we're here to catch them. "

"Well, I picked up the most powerful and cherished one, right?"

Catwoman folded her arms, pouted and said:

"Actually, my eldest sister also has a hobby of keeping pets, and I suddenly felt that having a phoenix as a small pet might be the most fantastic experience in my life.

I found that egg, so it's mine! "

"Don't make trouble, you can't control it."

Mason resolutely refused.

He acted righteously as the hairy captain for a while, but after seeing Catwoman's displeased face, he thought about it and took out the birdcage in his arms and threw it to Selena as compensation.

Lest there be a **** little essay on Gotham's "Villain Forum" in a few days titled "Jimies unite and smash my hairy leader Mason Cooper".

The birdcage returned to its normal size when Catwoman took it in her hand, and Miss McGonagall, who was sleeping soundly with the remains of the branch school cap, blinked her scarlet eyes and looked at Selena who was looking at her.

Probably because he was full, he didn't reach out to scratch her.

"Wow! What a cute and proud kitten!"

Selena's eyes became heart-shaped.

She looked at the distinctive tiger cat in the cage. Although she knew it was a dangerous zombie beast, she couldn't help but make this little guy look too good.

The "repair" of the resurrection stone fragments and the recent feeding of a veal to ensure "health" made the shriveled and ferocious zombie tiger cat also look shiny.

Most importantly, it's not just a cat!

Perhaps it is due to the great wizard temperament of Animagus, which gives Miss McGonagall a kind of aura that other coquettish cats don't have at all.

It's like the king of cats.

For Selena, who calls herself "Catwoman", who regards cat ears as decorations, uses cat tail whips for her weapons, and secretly raises dozens of cats in her mansion in Gotham, she is immediately attracted by this little girl. Stuff attracts.

"Call Mommy, little one, I'm going to give you a new name, I'll call you 'Bruce' or 'Martha'."

"It's called Meg."

Mason corrected the only few complete items Catwoman found from the ruins:

"Minerva McGonagall! You can't name her anything, Selena, that's important. Although it looks like a cat, I warn you that it's more than just a cat.

This is a zombified Animagus.

Although it may have to maintain this posture forever until its virus-modified brain returns to normal. "

"Arnie what?"

Catwoman held her beloved birdcage and kitten, and said that awkward and complicated term in surprise. The kiteman had heard this before but didn't know the specific meaning.

Both stared at Mason, and the young man sighed and said:

"I really have to explain everything to you no matter what happens? Is it okay to read the book I brought back before? That's a great wizard!

She has a special ability to turn herself into a cat.

That ability is called Animagus, similar to the forest druid in Celtic mythology. In other words, Selena is actually holding a great wizard who is old enough to be your grandma in her arms. "

"cool!"

Selina was not only not afraid of this explanation, but even more excited. She held the birdcage in front of her eyes, stretched out her hands like crazy to tease the dangerous zombie cat, and imitated cat meow:

"In this way, I not only have my own dangerous kitten, but also my own great wizard. Well, who is the best, Miss McGonagall?

You're the best, aren't you? "

"hehe"

Mason glanced at Selena who had a new pet and left her old lover behind. The "anti-catwoman tactics" he had formulated in his mind were immediately revised.

There is no need for those complicated steps and insidious preparations.

He only needs to go to the pet market to pick a few coquettish and cheap cats to take with him, and there is a high probability that he can avoid Catwoman’s betrayal. Ah, is this the dark happiness of Master Batman?

Maybe those superhero counter-plans he prepared in the secret database are so simple and practical.

"唰"

The young man frantically complained about Catwoman's "advanced cat love syndrome" in his heart, while pulling away the magic weave cloth covering the mirror in front of him, and then a huge dilapidated mirror appeared in front of him.

This thing has surpassed the size of the full-length mirror.

It seems to be used by giants.

Mason 185 is less than two-thirds of the height standing in front of it.

But its mirror surface is dark, as if it won't be reflected by any light, and no figure can be seen. Only when Mason's eyes look at it, there will be a blurred reflection.

Afterwards, Mason saw a completely different person from his appearance in the mirror.

When Mason saw the familiar face, his face changed drastically. He tried to touch the mirror tremblingly. At this moment, a line of information labels popped up, which made Mason wake up immediately:

Mirror of Erised/Mirror of Desire

Quality: Epic Alchemy/Enchanting/Inscription/Jewelry Processing Items Perfect Craft

Item Effect: Look in the mirror and discover your inner desire. Be calm and show your true self. Resist temptation, don't indulge in sweet dreams.

Creator: Unknown

Item description: Magic mirror, magic mirror, tell me who is the most handsome author in the world?

"Stay away from that mirror! Mason!"

At this moment, Zha Kang's scolding sounded from the door.

The black wizard was throwing a small box that looked like a voodoo birdcage up and down in his hand, and he was proud of it, but he saw Mason attracted by the magic mirror at a glance.

The knowledgeable Zha Kang stepped forward quickly, pulled Mason away from the mirror, stood there and looked forward, and immediately saw the craziest desire in his heart, which made him instantly immersed in it.

The sober Mason, Catwoman and Kite Man came over to look behind Zha Kang.

found that the mirror was projecting a very indecent picture, Zha Kang and the two girls were hugging each other and doing some kind of very indecent thing.

"Tsk tsk, you're really playing well."

Big Sister Selina curled her lips, looked at it with gusto and said doubtfully:

"I know the **** the left, that is Zatanna who has maintained an unclear relationship with Bruce for a long time, who is the one on the right?"

"Cheryl Constantine."

Mason sighed and said softly:

"John's first love and his biological sister. The poor woman went to **** because of John, and it is said that she was used as a bargaining chip to blackmail John by a certain devil king."

"Huh~"

The kite man suddenly showed an expression of "I'm a gentleman and I don't even look at this", but in the next moment, he was also pushed in front of the magic mirror by Mason and Selena, pushing Zha Kang away abruptly.

The desire of the kiteman is immediately reflected in the mirror.

This guy is posing like a hero, holding a golden trophy that reads "King of the Villains in Gotham City" and being cheered by a group of beautiful villains amidst the flying ribbons.

And at his feet lay the clown, the double-faced man, Dr. Freeze, even Batman, and other acquaintances who had been beaten by him with black noses and swollen faces.

"It's a shame."

Mason curled his lips, glanced at the distraught Zha Kang, then picked up the Great Wizard's Grimoire he found at hand, flipped through a few pages, and said to Zha Kang:

"Come on, finish this ritual! Then we get out of here, don't keep Batboy waiting."

(end of this chapter)

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