Chapter 695 62. Two barrels: I think you beautiful women are really too extreme
It was already breakfast time when Mason arrived at Wayne Manor, but the entire manor was already extremely busy.
Almost all the servants have been mobilized to clean up the castle, and the expensive carpets and various decorations in the room have to be replaced in preparation for the important ceremony that will take place two days later.
Although both Catwoman and Batman are sure that this is just a small party, especially the master has learned the lesson of the failure of the last wedding and is not planning to make a big fuss.
But the thoughts of the protagonist of the wedding did not interfere with the wishes of the actual controller of Wayne Manor, that is, the "steward man".
How could the housekeeper Alfred, who has served the Wayne family for most of his life and has long been a member of the family, allow this extremely important wedding to the family to pass in a perfunctory manner?
After Bruce Wayne lost his parents when he was eight years old, Ah Fu almost single-handedly brought him up, saying that his adoptive father was not a big problem. Without the participation of his parents, the rhythm of the whole ceremony was completely controlled by Ah Fu.
The old man who was almost seventy years old was very energetic. When Mason walked into the hall, he was full of energy like a general who was about to go to war, and he was yelling at Fang Qiu. He was followed by several assistants to help Butler Ah Fu confirm various ceremonies. detail.
The eldest son pushed Barbara's wheelchair and stood aside aggrieved, not daring to speak, apparently because the young couple's accident disrupted the old housekeeper's arrangement, so he was reprimanded.
As for the second barrel
The killer with a cold face was trying on the best man's clothes in front of the mirror next to him like a marionette.
People have to go to the store to try on clothes, but with a wave of the old butler, all the stuff from the three most luxurious tailor shops in Gotham City were moved here, and they started working on the spot in Wayne Manor.
In fact, it stands to reason that things like wedding dresses can only be worn a few times in a lifetime, and renting one is OK, but look at where you are, saying the word "rent" in Wayne Manor is simply wrong for this kind of thing. Desecration of place.
"What do you want them for?"
The chief captain looked at the old tailors who were helping the second barrel with tailoring, and said to Harley and Quinn beside him with his lips curled up:
"I can do it all by myself. If it's really impossible, I can call the tailor over, and I can finish it all in an hour."
"Your tailor is reserved for Master Wayne and Ms. Kyle."
Old Ah Fu came over and looked Mason up and down, rubbed his chin, and said:
"Their wedding dresses will be made by you. As for your own clothes, let these excellent tailors do it. What are you doing? Mason, hurry up and try on the clothes.
The first rehearsal will start in two hours.
I'm going to arrange the security process according to the results. I don't want this good day to be interrupted by something bad. "
"You're kidding, right?"
Mason pushed the frame on the bridge of his nose and said:
"All members of Team K are invited, as well as spectators from other worlds. There are six Kryptonian guests alone, three Wonder Woman, two Aquaman, two Lanterns, Thor and Captain Marvel, and Vengeance If these are not enough, Watu will come here to record in person.
With so many people here, why are you worried about security?
Even if Darkseid contacts Thanos to make trouble together, we have to weigh whether the Apocalypse is enough for us to dismantle. "
"That's what you say, but you still have to make preparations. This is the Bat Family's style of action."
The old butler stubbornly shook his head, rejecting Mason's optimistic view. In his opinion, with the grievances and grievances accumulated by Master Wayne over the years, it is not easy for the wedding to go smoothly.
He sent Mason and Harley and Quinn to try on clothes.
As a result, Mason went up to chat with a few old tailors, and the latter were hit hard. After he summoned the tailors to drive to work, those tailors who were completely crushed at the technical level even voluntarily resigned. own work.
No way, occupational diseases, professionals are like this, and they are never allowed to see the slightest flaw in their own field.
"Why do you think you keep hanging your face?"
When Mason picked up the tailor's ruler and helped Er Tuo measure the shoulder width, he couldn't help asking:
"I know you have some opinions on Batman, but that's all in the past. Doesn't this good thing make you smile now? Or are you planning to reincarnate as the Scarlet Knight at the wedding to teach Batman a lesson or something?"
"No, my unhappiness comes from other sources."
Ertong replied with a cold face.
This made Mason even more curious.
He turned his head to look at the young master and Barbara next to him. Batgirl shrugged and was about to tell Mason her inner secrets, but a few seconds later, women's laughter came from the depths of the hall.
Mason glanced over there, suddenly stunned.
Selina Kyle, the mistress-to-be of the Wayne family, is holding the wrist of her rival Talia al-Ghul, walking down the stairs like best friends, and the two are talking and laughing intimately It makes people feel like they are in a dream.
The captain immediately understood.
He glanced at Ertong strangely, then looked back at Barbara, and said:
"Selena invited Thalia to be a bridesmaid? Boy, is this swearing sovereignty? Or do you think her life is too comfortable, so you plan to give yourself some strength in your married life?"
She didn't know that Thalia had passed the holy training of the Templar Knights and became a real assassin saint? "
"She knows, she's just crazy."
Barbara sat in the wheelchair, put her hand on her forehead and sighed:
"The war between the two of them is about to come to an end. Selena has won a big victory. With her personality, how could she let Thalia go? Now you know why Ah Fu must arrange security, right?
Greyson and I were very worried about whether Thalia would stage a **** wedding for us at the wedding two days later. "
"And to make matters worse, Thalia has accepted the bridesmaid invitation."
The young master glanced at Er Tong with a face as cold as ice, and whispered to Mason:
"And it's against Jason, you understand? This situation is getting more and more awkward."
"Yo, you are all here."
Familiar voices sounded from the entrance of the hall, and Zha Kang, who was dressed like a clown in a costume of a magician's assistant, walked in triumphantly, carrying a lot of magic props on his back.
Beside him is Xiao Zha in classic dress.
She is a master who was invited by Ah Fu to attend the wedding and perform magic entertainment for the guests. By the way, she came to the wedding ceremony of her childhood sweetheart as a childhood friend.
But Xiao Zha and Zha Kang felt that the atmosphere was not right as soon as they entered the hall, and after learning the truth from the broken-mouthed Harley, the sassy male mage clapped his hands and said with a grin:
"Hey, what's so rare about this, our second barrel is thin-skinned, if it were me, I would be sorry for this special scene if I didn't do some tricks at the wedding.
Ahem, I mean, it's time to resolve Er Tong's knot. "
Xiao Zhan's murderous gaze from behind made Zha Kang, who wanted to say some nasty jokes, change his mind immediately. He moved his body and winked, pulled Mason aside and muttered a few times, and then the two shared cigarettes and left the hall without hesitation. Know what to do.
"Jason, are you okay?"
After finishing the false sister conversation with Selena, Thalia turned cold the moment she turned around, and the speed of changing her face was amazing.
At the same time shaking hands as if trying to shake something dirty.
Obviously she was very unhappy with Catwoman's arrangement, but she still forced herself to smile for the sake of decency.
Before leaving the hall, the vixen-like woman came to Er Tong, who was coordinating with the tailor to measure her legs. She made a coquettish gesture and said to Jason Todd, who didn't even look at him. :
"Bruce and Selena finally got together, which is beyond my imagination, although in my opinion Selena's behavior of wanting to claim sovereignty over me is too naive.
The piece of meat in her stomach means nothing at all, the presence of Damian can make me invincible.
But he is already married anyway, so it would be impolite for me to participate in it, and I'm almost an old man, so I have to find a home for myself.
Unfortunately, I don't have many choices, besides Bane, you are the only one left. "
"Shut up."
Ertong said in a cold voice:
"I managed to forget that anger, don't you make me recall it, Talia, it wasn't a good time for either of us.
Just because you failed in the confrontation with Selena doesn't mean I'm going to be the one to take over.
I hate you!
I don’t hide this, in my eyes you are just a fox in human skin, don’t provoke me, for the sake of your life. "
“But people say emotions are external to the mind.”
She looked playfully at Jason, who was exuding indifference, and said in a drawn out voice:
"If you are really no longer influenced by me, with your character, you will draw a knife when I speak or don't care what I will say at all. Look at your tense posture now, looking angry and dangerous , but I know that the more you are like this, the more at a loss, hesitating between killing me and embracing me.
Jason, I have a place in your heart and you can never deny it.
Not just because of our skin-to-skin relationship, but also because you've always wanted to prove that you're stronger than Batman, and seeing me as some kind of trophy obviously satisfies your dark and presumptuous thoughts.
You are no longer a pioneer, and you will naturally pick up your dream of surpassing Batman when you return to your own life.
Well, what a lovely boy Maybe I take you away a second time to leave more pain for the man who hurt and abandoned me. "
She stretched out her hand, trying to touch Er Tuan's cheek.
As her fingers approached, Er Tong's fist clenched. The tailor next to her pushed her glasses, and cooperatively handed over the paper knife at hand, and Er Tong held it backhanded.
This bad fox is clearly playing with fire, and she's enjoying the dangerous touch.
But just a second before Talia's finger touched Ertu's cheek, a **** dart shot out, causing Talia's figure to step back and jump out of the attack area as if flickering.
She glanced back at the hall entrance.
Under Mason's and Zha Kang's puffing and watching eyes, the left hand of the vampire lady Selena in black leather was already holding the handle of the knife at her waist.
The time-space alien stared at her with a pair of blood pupils on her pale cheeks that were very similar to Thalia, but even more glamorous and seductive. She scolded with a hoarse voice unique to vampires:
"Get your dirty hands off my baby! You vile bitch!"
Her appearance and voice made the tight Ertu suddenly relax. The scarlet knight looked back at the female vampire warrior striding towards him from the entrance. He said helplessly:
"Why are you here? Didn't you say that you don't care about these things at all?"
"When a girl says she doesn't care, that's what she cares most about. You idiot who doesn't understand women's hearts! I asked you to leave, but you just left without looking back.
Being well-behaved makes me feel hopeless. "
Under Thalia's surprised gaze, Ms. Selena turned into a little bat and flew to Jason's side. She held Jason's neck in front of her face, pulled his head down very forcefully, and kissed Jason deeply. .
This scene made Thalia clenched her fists, gritting her teeth.
TMD!
I really saw a ghost today!
Catwoman swears sovereignty over Bruce to herself, but is this vampire **** who doesn't know where she came from in front of her also planning to swear to herself Jason Todd's sovereignty?
What's next?
Could it be that Damian will also bring a little girl to swear to her the sovereignty of his son?
This world has really changed.
My own fish pond was almost taken up by these **** women! No, it's not okay to go on like this, I have to defend my fish pond. How can an assassin leader who can't even protect his own fish have the right to call himself Sea King!
"He's mine!"
The female vampire warrior guarded Jason behind her, stared at Thalia in front of her, and declared with the dark, profound and elegant temperament unique to the vampire:
"Take your claws away, and if you dare to get close to him, you will be chopped off!"
"I don't think Jason is anyone's private property. The child's character will not allow himself to live dependent on anyone. The fact that you can say this proves that you don't understand him at all."
Thalia narrowed her eyes and looked at the vampire in front of her. She sneered and said:
"Look at your face again, don't you understand why Jason wants to play with you? Cutie, you are just my substitute, how sad."
"she is not!"
Er Barrel put his hand on the shoulder of the trembling female vampire warrior, and he said to Thalia very seriously:
"Before I met Selena, I admitted that I really couldn't get rid of your figure from my heart, but after fighting side by side with her, the face in my heart has been blurred.
She and I did not know each other well enough, but we had enough time to get the job done.
I enjoy the time with her, because I know she will not bite me when I am in a trance, and she will not use me as a means and tool to hurt Bruce like you.
You lost, Thalia, accept the facts.
Catwoman wins!
She won in every aspect, you didn't lose in appearance or figure.
You just don’t love that man enough, you have too much ambition, and you don’t have so much room for love, even family affection.
That night.
The night we were together, you called Bruce's name, do you know what that means? You can't even admit that you've fallen.
You are the coward who dare not face the truth in your heart.
No wonder you lost so badly. "
"Shut up!"
Talia was enraged, and two Isu light blades popped out from her wrists, but before she could make any further movements, Damian's scolding sounded from the other side.
The little lunatic stood on the edge of the second floor, grabbed his knife and shouted to the bottom:
"Enough, Mom, be decent."
"You should be on my side!"
Talia raised her head and shouted to her son:
"It was I who worked so hard to raise you, and your father never showed up in the twelve years before your life. Damian, have you betrayed me too?"
"It was you who gave me life, but Selena taught me how to be a human being. She is not a good mother, but I can feel warmth in her.
That's what you rarely give me. "
Damian whispered:
"Grandpa once told me that he failed in your education, I think you have let him down, just like you let me down now.
What you left in the cosmetics you gave Selena was taken away by me. As the next generation owner of the Wayne family, I welcome you to come to my parents' wedding in two days.
But please come as my mom and not with any other purpose. "
"唰"
The light blade is retracted.
Talia took a deep breath and glanced at her son. Damian's eyes were full of weak pleadings. He didn't want the matter to get worse.
"No, I want to assist the Templars in taking over the League of Assassins."
Thalia brushed her long hair and said:
"Tell Selena for me that I can no longer be her bridesmaid. I wish her and Bruce Wayne happiness. In addition, the things I put on her are only anti-natal things, not poison.
You little idiot. "
After finishing speaking, Thalia walked out of the hall without looking back, only to meet Martha walking in with little Bruce Kent in her arms. Aunt Clown didn't need to know the process to guess what happened here.
As she passed by, she whispered to Talia, who had red eyes:
"Don't be discouraged, little girl, just getting married doesn't mean the war is over. It's only a matter of time before Selina Kyle's unstable nature makes her conflict with my children, and then your chance will come.
You can come back to accompany your lover at any time, and I will definitely welcome Damian to leave a younger brother or sister.
I'll keep the door open for you. "
"Your family are all villains!"
Thalia gritted her teeth and said:
"Tell Bruce for me, he was dumped by me! It's over between me and him, wish him happiness."
(end of this chapter)