Chapter 670 37. Question, is there any way to make your resignation letter look more legendary?
Mason drank the Million Stars Improved Potion again.
The last assassination by Soldier Boy and Kang the Conqueror gave him a good reason to do so, resting his strained and weary mind, entrusting his sad and angry shell to an evil and grotesque and very fond of using Awareness of violent problem solving.
This is quite a risky behavior.
But I have to say that the improved version of the potion is quite good, especially after the Mason family's "exorcism ritual" was successfully completed, when Mason woke up again, all the difficulties and dangers he encountered had disappeared.
The price is that one-third of the surface of this deserted uninhabited planet has been "renovated". The mountains of the star are flattened into rift valleys, and the plains are piled up into new hills.
Perhaps in order to express dissatisfaction with Mason, before leaving this body, nothingness specially created a "sculpture" full of irony and curse with a postmodern style for him.
That thing stands on the side facing the stars, so that at the dawn of every planetary day, the light beam can shine on the forehead of this crying statue depicting Mason's most vulnerable heart for the first time, so that this crying man can see Looks like a real sissy.
"Our new brother Darkseid Mason is quite artistic."
This was the first sentence Mason got up from the first aider's stretcher. Seeing that he was still in the mood to comment on the terrible statue, the other members of the Mason family immediately looked at each other in dismay.
It's over!
Mason is going crazy from grief.
The two speedsters Iris Jr. and Hey Wally, who saw Mason's majestic power for the first time, suddenly flashed far away when they saw Mason's eyes turn to them.
Little Iris, wearing windshield goggles, screamed:
"Hey, is it really you that guy who can move mountains and fill seas with his will and beat Kang the Conqueror like a grandson just now? Why do I feel that the entire Justice League plus Justice Lords can't beat you! "
"You might as well be bold when you assume it. When they come to attack the blackened Mason, they must remember to call the Avengers, so that the probability of withdrawing alive can be somewhat increased."
Mason rubbed his head and replied.
The Void Mason was very cunning and deleted all the memories of the battle before leaving this time, lest Mason make a **** "anti-nihil tactic" for the details of its fighting style, but this is useless, because other Masons Very professionally recorded the whole process of the battle from all angles.
From the explosion of the power of a million stars, to the full record of paralyzing Kang the Conqueror with one punch and creating a black hole to throw the kneeling soldier boy into it.
In fact, there is nothing to analyze. The simple tactic of going all the way in seconds, and crushing without any skills is unsolvable power.
"The good news is that the lunatic obeyed your request and didn't kill anyone."
The first responder came over, pointed to a row of stretchers and the half-dead guys on it, and said to Mason:
"The bad news is that among the group of people who came to assassinate you, the least injured were all paralyzed. Fortunately, they were at fault first, and you were just self-defense. Otherwise, this level of force, no matter which civilization or law it is placed in. You're going to spend the rest of your life in a felon prison."
"Can it be cured?"
Mason glanced over there and then looked away and asked the first responder, who nodded and said:
"Okay, but not necessary, these guys have the stamp of Time Administration prisoners on them, they are the villains of various eras released by Kang the Conqueror.
I think this can barely be regarded as eradicating **** and eliminating evil. "
"At least heal him."
The captain pointed to Conqueror Kang who was placed on the edge of life and was still spitting blood, rolling his eyes and twitching in a coma. He said:
"I still need him to run some errands."
"That's no problem, give me a few minutes."
The first aider gestured an OK gesture, called the tailor and walked over to prepare for an emergency operation, while the blacksmith came over from the side and handed Mason a sword of the Lake Lady with a brand new scabbard, saying :
"I did maintenance for you, personalized the sword and sword grid according to your usage habits, and used X metal to coat the blade by the way, and asked the inscription master and enchanter to adjust the inscription enchantment.
The best part is that we made you a scabbard while you were resting, remember the Avalon set from our memory? "
The blacksmith winked and said:
"We made a high imitation version for you. Most of the problems can be solved without drawing a sword. A good sword is the wife of a samurai. What's more, for you, this thing is all kinds of meanings. wife sword.
If you are willing to drink the alchemist's medicine and turn into a girl, we can also consider doing a different-dimensional deep ditch sword drawing technique for you. "
Mason ignored the little black feet exposed by the blacksmith, took the long sword, and looked at the luxurious silver-black scabbard. The magic gemstone inlaid on it was the workmanship of a jeweler.
That’s called authentic.
He held the hilt of the sword to activate the power of the scabbard, and an unshakable light shield flickered on the front. This protection made Mason quite satisfied. Although it was not as good as the star-level energy shield endowed by the Star Emperor's Heart to the Power Armor, it was still Didn't he wear power armor 24 hours a day?
But let’s talk about Power Armor.
"Hey, Engenier, have you finished testing the power armor?"
Mason put the Holy Sword of the Lake Lady on the armed belt around his waist, and turned around to shout to the engineer behind him. The latter was smoking a cigarette next to the storage tank of the battle armor. When he heard Mason's question, he rolled his eyes. He said:
"Do you think I'm a dry person? I'm super professional in this area, okay? It will be done when you go crazy. There is no data pollution on the mechanical body and it has not been activated by the machine. It only has a slight deformation but it is not It does not affect your continued use.
However, according to the current deformation strength, it can be combined and used up to three times, and the active power armor of the universe will be fully activated.
But you don’t have to worry too much, this thing is of a high grade, and the Star Emperor’s Heart cannot endow it with the will of the Universal Emperor so smoothly, so the most likely result is that you will get a second activated vehicle.
Although the internal birth logic is completely different, the external performance is the same as the machine girl Fenrir. "
Speaking of this, the engineer rolled his eyes, rubbed his hands and walked over to Mason and said in a low voice:
"Let's have a discussion. If it is fully activated, can you give it to me? It's not demanding, but if possible, it's best to turn it into a machine girl."
"Hey, take it easy, you mechanical pervert stay away from my armor!"
Mason pushed the unscrupulous **** away, but the engineer was still negotiating conditions and said:
"It's not a bad thing. You know me, and you won't let you do it for nothing. The full set of blueprints for the active power armor of the universe are in my mind. The blacksmith has now mastered the smelting and forging of X metal. After the wandering collectors find enough X-Metal, shall we build you a new set?
I feel like I have suddenly discovered the correct usage of the Star Emperor's Heart processor. If everything can evolve smoothly according to my plan, maybe after many years, I will be able to have my own harem of machine girls cough cough, I mean, belong to An army of machine girls from the Mason family!
What a beautiful thing. "
"The Emperor of the Universe felt that your thoughts were too perverted and gave you a thumbs-up. This thing was not developed for you to play this kind of machine girl! You bastard!"
Mason kicked the shameless engineer away, put the armor storage tank he had refurbished back into his luggage, and then opened his magic notebook to write and draw on it.
The other Masons did not come over to interrupt the captain's actions, they were all making their own preparations.
As Mason breaks through old A's death trap, no matter whether he goes to Starsburg or Hellfield, the entire Mason family has to accompany him.
Although not every Mason is full of interest in things like the future and hope, everyone comes from the same source. Now Mason is going to do big things. It would be unreasonable if these "household bankers" don't give a little help.
A few minutes later, when Mason finished the letter to Old A, the action of the first responders also came to an end. With the completion of the tailor's exquisite suture and the continuous slapping operation, just now at ten Kang Youran, the conqueror who had turned around in the eighth hell, woke up.
The hapless Hope Director is still immersed in the horrible memory of being repeatedly tortured by the void Mason, and it seems that he has some kind of **** PTSD symptoms.
When he opened his eyes, he saw Mason, the first responder, observing his pupils. The identical demonic face made him tremble in fright, and he suddenly felt pain all over his body.
He screamed and pushed the first responder away, holding his body and yelling, but when he turned around, he saw ten masons looking up at him at the same time. This scene made Kang the Conqueror stare round, ah, what the **** is this Mason Hell?
Will they rush up and beat themselves up in the next moment?
Thinking of that terrible possibility, Kang's throat suddenly let out the same "uh-uh" sound, and he was about to roll his eyes when he couldn't catch his breath. Only then did he stabilize his condition.
He stared at the poor bastard, folded the letter in his hand and put it in his hand.
Mason patted Conqueror Kang on the shoulder, pointed to the Conqueror's mechanical seat that had been repaired to 70% by engineers, and said to him:
"I spare your life, but you have to send this letter to old A, and deliver it to him by hand, OK?"
"Mmmmmm."
Kang the Conqueror nodded frantically while holding the letter in his hand. He just wanted to escape from the **** of Mason in front of him. Of course, the IQ of the big villain was still online. The shuttle mode completely wipes out the space-time disturbance that you may leave behind for a while.
In this way, this group of vicious Masons will not be able to postpone the disturbance and beat themselves up again.
He looked back at the **** behind him as if he had lost his soul.
The captain stood at the same spot, and the other Masons lined up behind him. They had the same face, the same body shape, the same height, but the combination of clothing and temperament was different, just like the super decuplets that would only appear in a dream.
Mason waved goodbye to him, and Kang immediately activated the plane transmission to send himself to the place where old A was.
One second before Kang rushed into the teleportation rift, the engineer beside Mason complained:
"Is your resignation letter to Quinthui so mediocre? This is also an important moment, right? Why don't you have any sense of ceremony?"
"That's right."
Alchemist also reminded:
"Perhaps I should give old A a little Mason shock, how about I paint the letter paper with poison or let the engineer deal with it, so that the letter paper can achieve an explosion effect?
At least you have to make that resignation letter look a bit legendary. You are also a person of status, so you can't be so careless. "
"You guys have a lot to do!"
Mason complained.
He pulled out the fate pistol from his waist, aimed at Kang's back and pulled the trigger.
The moment the gun rang, Kang was shocked, thinking that he was going to be shot black, and instantly accelerated into the crack of the plane, and Mason put down the pistol that was still emitting gunpowder smoke, and said to other satisfied Masons:
"Is it legendary enough now?
Okay, things here are over, clean up, let's go to hell! It was also time to have a face-to-face resignation farewell to another of my immediate bosses.
I hope the old devil is ready. "
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"唰"
A flickering light lit up in Old A's office, waking up Nick Fury, who was leaning on his chair, grabbing the Mind Gem, and trying hard to think about the solution.
The latter became extremely haggard within ten minutes, and his charcoal-like face was full of ferocity that would only appear under extreme pressure, but what is certain is that this guy did not lose his mind after being hit repeatedly I have no intention of giving up.
Although the heroic sacrifice of Steve Rogers did bring him a considerable spiritual impact, for him, this degree is still completely unable to shake his will to resist.
It's not time for despair yet, he still has allies!
"Why are you in such a mess?"
Old A frowned and tried to make himself look more confident. He scolded Conqueror Kang who was driving a mechanical seat into his office and was still in shock:
"You want to be the director, no matter what happens, you have to maintain a little dignity?"
"Go to hell, I almost died there."
Kang cursed viciously:
"There is something wrong with the information you gave me! You didn't mention at all that Mason has a super potion in his hand that can instantly increase his power to beyond the limit.
The one you sent us to assassinate was not a weak craftsman at all, it was a star tyrannosaurus disguised as a weak person! He can eat us all whole with just one mouth, without even throwing up the bones!
Damn it!
I quit, I quit! "
He stood up cursingly, handed the resignation letter in his hand to old A angrily, and said:
"He gave it to you. From now on, this is your personal grievance. Don't involve other people in it."
"How can you be so scared?"
Old A did not go to answer the letter, but frowned and asked:
"You are immortal if you have mastered the time. Even if Mason is strong, you shouldn't be so frightened."
"You know a der!"
Kang looked around suspiciously, like a mentally oppressed patient, and then cursed:
"Of course I'm not afraid of death, but one of my space-time aliens has encountered quite strange things, like a polluted node!
The moment he lost his voice, there was an indescribable feeling that spread along him to all other Kangs. Now I can already hear the **** ghost voice, and occasionally see strange visions.
An indescribable figure in a black robe with tentacles of snakes standing in the dark sea of stars, the star rings turned into flesh and blood in his eyes, the pattern of the sun opened in scarlet, and the seven souls stood behind the hood of endless darkness Thousands of shining eyes of truth.
He is calling me to bow down to the Silent One. Ah, the Great Silent One. Ah, I am **** driven mad.
There's someone on Mason!
do you know?
You idiot, your intelligence detection is too bad, you didn't figure out the origin of that guy at all.
you this."
"boom"
A sudden gunshot echoed suddenly, and Kang's head, who was cursing like a mental patient, exploded in front of Old A.
The red one and the white one came towards him at this moment, covering the desk in front of him and old A's whole body with blood in an explosive gesture,
The headless corpse was lying on the desk, its body still twitching.
The resignation letter held by Nick Fury just now was more than half stained with blood, which made this ordinary letter full of a certain legendary flavor that cannot be ignored at this moment.
Old A was taken aback.
Especially the causal bullet that exploded Kang's head was distorted and precisely stuck on his collar, less than an inch away from his throat.
He looked at everything in front of him, then wiped the blood splattered on his face in a numb manner, and looked at the resignation letter in his hand. There was only one sentence on it:
"Dear old A, we will visit you soon, please clean yourself up, so that you don't have to change clothes when you are buried. ——Love comes from your loyal subordinates, old K and little Q."
"grass!"
Suppressed curses sounded from Nick Fury's mouth, and old A, who was still thinking about how to resist and win in defeat, suddenly realized something.
he.
It really seemed impossible to win.
(end of this chapter)