Chapter 467 13. The Battle of the Deadpool Army's Great Victory
"Boom, boom"
Violent explosions continued to echo outside the space station, and the body of the huge Conqueror Staro, who absorbed the energy of the power room and grew rapidly, had swelled to the extreme.
The huge brightly-colored starfish conqueror has torn the watchtower's shell from the inside, allowing its huge and tough starfish tentacles to continuously eject more starfish spores.
At this time, the watchtower has entered the stratosphere.
It is the best time for it to implement the "global manipulation" tactics. Everything seems to be advancing according to the plan that Lai Tuo expected. The only problem is that this is all useless work.
The Fallen Watchtower has been moved to the Wasteland world.
99% of the lives here are dead, and the only area in the world where there are still living people is near the Osborne Tower.
But under the order of the Green Goblin, the entire area was under martial law, and the alien city Attilan suspended in the air activated some kind of powerful barrier, covering the entire area.
Those starfish spores that fell from the sky couldn't survive at all.
The released spores will die quickly if they cannot find a host in a short period of time. After anticipating this ending, the alien creatures nicknamed "Conqueror" became anxious.
But it is a pity that it is too large to escape from the space station at this time, and it is not realistic to rely on the life existing in the parasitic space station to achieve "reincarnation from dirt".
Doomsday cannot be parasitized.
The classic Deadpool who is being crazily slaughtered by the Seven Destruction Days can be parasitic, but Staro has just seen the serious end of the parasitic Deadpool.
This perverted lunatic in black and red tights is a mobile "source of spiritual infection", and he will die if he gets close.
To sum up, the conquest of the star star Staro, who was secretly handed over to Lex Luthor by the warlock camp to create a world crisis, has reached a dead end.
Awaiting it will be a more terrible fate than death.
But what about Doomsday?
The explosion of the space station cannot kill the ultimate biological weapon like Doomsday.
Once they fall into the ground and cannot be well contained and become out of control, the current defense force of the Osborn Tower cannot resist the simultaneous raging of the seven Doom Days.
In this regard, Mason already has his own way, but this does not prevent the conscientious classic Deadpool from getting a VIP customer card of the Afterlife Bar for his beloved wife as a birthday gift and the 10th wedding anniversary. Surprised and tried to kill one of them.
Of course, the way this unreliable guy fights Doomsday is indeed as weird as expected.
"poof"
The body of Deadpool who was screaming was grabbed by the limbs and the head by the five doomsdays at the same time, just like some kind of ancient and evil punishment, blood and internal organs rained out under the force of the five monsters.
Wade Wilson doesn't know how many times his body was torn apart.
He screamed, it sounded like it was in real pain.
But this is just a common method Deadpool uses to exaggerate the atmosphere. He does feel pain, but it's just pain. This lunatic has long adapted to countless deaths in the past.
However, even the brainless Doomsday finally realized that this method could not kill Wade after repeating the same thing dozens of times, so they threw the remnants in their hands to the opposite distance, trying to destroy the corpse. disappear.
This doesn't work at all.
When he returned from Utopia before, Mason questioned whether Deadpool could control the resurrection time by himself and got a positive answer. For an ultimate undead like him, instant resurrection is also possible.
This completely defies physics.
But considering that part of Deadpool’s undead ability comes from curses, it is not scientific in itself, so there is no need to try to understand such principles from the physics we know.
In short, the next moment, the coquettish figure of Deadpool reappeared among the Seven Doomsday Brothers.
This scene bored even the soulless and thoughtless biological weapons.
After seeing the unkillable Wade Wilson appear again, the ugly face covered with weird bone spurs on the nearest Doomsday showed a rather humanized expression of disgust, disdain and powerlessness.
"Look at my secret weapon! Watch me transform into a mighty tauren hunter to hunt you dark monsters in madness!"
Wade roared and activated the Isu creature bait hidden in his heart, turning himself into a black minotaur full of deterrence while shaking his head.
But turning into the powerful mythical creature Minotaur did not allow him to last longer in front of Doomsday. He lowered his head and tried to use the horns to touch Doomsday beside him.
But it just made the impatient look on the other person's face more obvious.
The seven Doom Days have already sensed that the final collision is coming, and they curled up their bodies with biological instinct to resist the huge impact when they landed, but Deadpool still provoked them, which annoyed them.
After an angry punch, Deadpool was easily twisted again, and his body was resurrected again before it landed.
But this time Wade did not die immediately after his resurrection, he was like a cheater who finally accumulated enough "ultimate energy" through continuous death.
At this time, with his arms folded in a JOJO standing posture, he stood with his head upright among the seven biological weapons that he regarded as flies and no longer even drove them away.
A faint red figure gathers behind Wade. This is the substitute ability that Wade obtained through an "adventure" in the early adventures of joining the Stars Club!
Hunter once revealed to Mason that Wade has a double and the scenes where he uses the double are hard to describe.
This is what the current situation is about.
Deadpool's stand-in appeared behind him, like a legless phantom and burning with weird power, its appearance is extremely hot with **** and fat buttocks, the left hand is holding a rose and the right hand is a gun, but in Under the red phantom hood looming is a skinless skeleton face.
If Mason is here, he can see the information label of this stand-in ability through the identification of the character card as follows:
Stand-In Name: Sweet Crazy Death
Stand-in type: close range · automatic control · one time effect
Destructive power: A
Speed: C
Range: E
Staying power: E
Precision: B
Growth: E
Substitute effect: When the host dies, it will cause the ultimate blow to the enemy that burns all life and remaining life! Its destructive power only depends on the life and lifespan that the host can burn.
This effect is a one-time effect, and the avatar disappears after the host dies.
This substitute ability can only be triggered by melee combat, and the way the ability takes effect depends on the user's will.
Stand-in evaluation: Useless human bomb, its poor range makes it difficult to achieve the effect of mutual destruction in real combat, but it is unexpectedly suitable to fall on Deadpool, and this **** seems to have learned it without a teacher. A card bug was found, which superimposed the destructive power of this waste double to an unbelievable level.
If he dies enough times, maybe he can destroy the universe with one blow?
"Ah! This is a blow of supreme power accumulated by 99 deaths! Can you stop it?"
"For my wife's VIP nightclub card, go down, idiot!"
"poof"
Wade's figure flashed past Doomsday, waving the two knives in his hands handsomely, wanting to return to the scabbard.
But the collision with Doomsday's body and the concentrated force of this blow made the high-carbon steel blade irresistible at all, and it shattered into flying metal dross inch by inch.
Because this blow needs to be triggered by death, Deadpool fell to his knees and died before he finished posing this handsome posture.
Doomsday behind him blinked his scarlet eyes blankly, as if he had seen a skeleton woman holding a rose shoot at it just now.
In the next moment, the gray-white body of the big Doomsday became a fragmented and collapsed fragment amidst the blood splattering. A standard X-shaped knife mark cut it completely. There is no doubt that the counterattack of 99 death sacrifices was superimposed. It broke through the limit of Doomsday's current level of evolution.
It died before it even had time to endure evolution.
Moreover, Wade, the weird stand-in, seems to have given the concept of "death" to a creature like Doomsday, which does not have death. This blow completely knocked out this big guy in seconds.
But the way it's activated is really a pain in the ass.
The power storage time is too long, the forward swing is too long, and the attack distance is too short and can only be used in melee combat. It can be said that the conditions of use are quite harsh, and the means of Kryptonian attack can only be perfectly controlled by a strange weapon like Deadpool who will not die.
But these shortcomings are not a problem!
Especially after he personally killed an enemy that even Superman found troublesome, if Mason saw this scene, he would have to shout 666 to call Deadpool.
The resurrected Deadpool whistled and lifted the severed head of Doomsday.
While the other Doomsday roared and rushed at him, the flamboyant patted his **** as a provocation, then activated the teleportation belt and disappeared with a whoosh.
This time the belt teleportation finally went without a problem, and the powerful and coquettish exit of Master Deadpool was forever engraved in the minds of the remaining six roaring Doomsdays.
Unfortunately, Mason could no longer see this scene, and he could no longer regret what an interesting power he had missed.
Tsk tsk, it is said that stand-in messengers will always attract each other. According to this theory, from the current good relationship between Mason and Wade, maybe the captain also has the potential to become a stand-in messenger?
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"Please stop talking!
As a robot, I feel that the relationship between you deadpools is too abnormal. The conversation just now polluted my database, so I decided to format it in a while. "
In the space station that is about to crash, the steel skeleton who keeps the information collection module open all the time regrets why he should meddle in his own business and eavesdrop on the little secrets of the Deadpools.
He listened to the conversation between the female Deadpool and the Deadpool kid with a dull face, and deeply felt that his data mind was polluted, and then reminded:
"You can leave now, just when you were whispering obscenely, several of your friends were killed more than a hundred times by Doomsday.
Doomsday’s movements of breaking their necks are becoming more and more perfunctory. The interest of biological weapons in these unkillable enemies is rapidly weakening, but they are still willing to die with tricks, which really opened my eyes.
So this is the fighting style of the Deadpool Legion?
Tired or **** off the enemy by constantly dying and crazily talking about garbage dumps? "
"Hey, don't laugh at us, don't care about any combat method as long as it works. Our Deadpool Legion has always advocated pragmatism."
The female Deadpool pouted and said:
"Just say that our task of blocking the enemy has been completed well? Have those weak Kryptonians withdraw?"
"Dachao is being dragged into the escape pod. Thank you, uncomfortable but really powerful Deadpool, I have set the fall route, and you can evacuate at any time."
Steel bone sincerely thanks to:
"Shall I prepare an escape pod for you?"
"No, no need!"
The female Deadpool waved her hand and activated a special belt around her waist. She said carelessly:
"We have super powerful teleportation belts, which are the standard equipment of the Deadpool Legion, which is enough to keep us safe in any situation! My legs! My breasts! I just had a breast augmentation last month, no!"
Amidst ear-piercing screams, the body of the female dead waiter was teleported out, leaving only a blond head and a pair of weird things with very good elasticity.
It is probably because the teleportation belts used by the Deadpool Legion all come from the same style, so they have the same "quality problem". Under the twitching gaze of the steel bone, the Deadpool boy next to him covered his eyes and couldn't bear to look directly at him. Deadpool's head then activated its own belt.
There was no problem with his line, and he returned to Osborne Tower smoothly.
After throwing the female dead waiter's blond head to the body of the female dead waiter who was looking around and almost torn apart, the dead waiter boy looked back.
Cowboy Deadpool, Robotic Deadpool, and Dogpool have all returned, but the classic Deadpool remains silent.
Quinn, who is wearing a venom suit and outlines a beautiful figure, will hold a telescope and look at the sky on the top floor of the Osborne Tower.
The fallen watchtower has completely entered the atmosphere, and is painting a large fireball burning in the air. This scene is very like a meteor falling, lighting up the dusk of this wasteland world.
Halley, who was leaning on a baseball bat, yelled at the Deadpool army beside him:
"That's how you left the nasty Wade! You left him there to fight the Seven Doomsdays alone! Wow, you all wish he could die."
"Wade has a secret weapon"
Deadpool boy retorted weakly:
"And he has a stand-in, even if the opponent is Seven Doomsday, he will not die so easily. He is the man who calls himself the king of Deadpool, and he is a super master who stands at the top of all Deadpool's career paths. Even in this terrible era, there are only a handful of Wade's powers that can kill.
I'm pretty sure Doomsday isn't one of them! "
"The Kryptonians have safely ejected!"
Quinn quickly captured two escape pods ejected from the space station in the telescope.
She saw that the two escape pods were flying to the north surrounded by a large group of Staro starfish flying around, and Cyborg also flew out of the space station that was about to fall, constantly attacking starfish spores in the air and chasing after them. The escape pod escaped safely.
Because Staro’s starfish are the unique sky blue of marine life, they look very strange and very beautiful when they gather in large numbers in the sky, as if the stars in the sky are all falling into the dust.
It's spooky, beautiful, and scary, but it really adds a different kind of flavor to this wasteland.
Quinn took out a camera and snapped a picture, then turned around and said to Harley who was also taking pictures behind her:
"Tell sweetie he's ready to go."
The two girls, who are like evil twins, cooperate perfectly except for the occasional fight. Harley gave a military salute on the spot, grabbed a communicator, and chatted with the other side.
Just as she finished her report, a light flashed behind her.
The classic Deadpool appeared behind the crowd with Doomsday's head in his hand. He proudly raised his hideous and hideous head high, which immediately attracted cheers and applause from the other Deadpools.
Like some kind of cult scene, they lifted the classic Deadpool aloft, yelled the nickname "King of Deadpool", and surrounded him to the lounge of Osborne Tower.
Don't be curious about what these **** are going to do, normal people wouldn't want to know.
(end of this chapter)