Chapter 374 73. Mason’s bird seems to be crooked [Happy Women’s Day ~ Boys should be happy too]
In the battle between the home world and the Ghost Rider, the egg of the troubled Phoenix Fox had already absorbed enough magic flames, and it was only one step away from rebirth from Nirvana at that time.
After being brought back to Osborne Tower, Mason has been using flames to help the phoenix eggs hatch.
But maybe the life energy transformed by the ordinary fire is very weak. In short, it has remained silent until today, at a time completely beyond Mason's expectations, the phoenix Fox finally hatched again.
But the two consecutive unexplained deaths made the phoenix obviously very angry. With the "wake up spirit", it flooded the storage room where it was stored with raging fire the moment it broke out of its shell.
Halle's tiny lock of hair was just the tiniest loss.
When Mason rushed to the storage room, the temperature in the area where various minerals and precious stones were piled up was already so high that the floor was almost burned.
The ear-piercing fire alarm bells kept echoing, but the Osborne guards who rushed over couldn't do anything about the situation in front of them. They sprayed water on it, which would only further anger Fox, and let the flying flames spurt out like a flamethrower. .
"Back!"
Mason yelled, and chased out the irrelevant people in the shrill voice of Harley, who hugged her hair and cried.
Crazy Wade still wanted to join in the fun, but the symbiote suit on his body swooped back into his body when he was close to the fire, turning Deadpool into a bare **** all of a sudden.
He himself doesn't care, anyway, he has done this kind of thing more than once.
But the super girl who rushed over had never seen this scene.
Kara thought she had encountered a pervert, so she closed her eyes and screamed, and punched Deadpool's chest with a fist, flying across the glass like a cannonball he hit and falling towards the bottom of the Osborne Tower.
"What a disgusting feeling~~~"
Accompanied by Vedra's long and glib shout, Firestorm also flew out from the laboratory below.
But when he saw the phoenix flying around in the burning storage room, this guy was stunned.
"Dr. Stein says his worldview has been shaken."
Little Black Jacks hovered not far from the sea of flames, stretched out his hand and poked Barbara next to him, and whispered:
"Is that a phoenix? Does the K team still have this legendary creature? How many weird things do you have yet to show?"
"Isn't it the Phoenix? It's worth your fuss?"
The well-informed Batgirl is so heartbroken that she is on the verge of necrosis of the nerve endings. While touching the hair growth agent to treat the burned hair of the crying Harley, she waved her hands and said:
"That's Fox, the phoenix picked up by Mason, theoretically considered his pet?"
"Uh, the relationship between Mr. Captain and his pet is really tense."
Firestorm took a step back.
He is not afraid of flames, but the phoenix fire in front of him is obviously not an ordinary burning object, and it is difficult to use technological means to exempt it from the accompanying magic damage.
Kryptonian people are also a little bit blind.
Bizarro just tried to put out the fire with a freezing ray, but the angry Fox spit sparks on his face, and he was lying on the ground with his face in his arms and howling.
Given the "weak demon" physique of the Kryptonians, it is better for them to stay away from this kind of thing that cannot be theorized.
"Mason! Take care of your bird!"
Even the old Green Goblin was alarmed.
His voice sounded from the speakers on this floor, and he scolded:
"The temperature in storage room No. 17 has exceeded the limit that the building materials can withstand. If the fire continues, the whole building will be burned. I have rebuilt it three times since you moved here!
Damn it!
You pay for the materials this time! "
"Don't worry, don't worry."
Mason's brow would be sweating. He stood at the door of the burning storage room and frantically woke up the hat while making the people around him back.
Although the phoenix in front of me is only in its infancy, its innate magical animal abilities have been awakened very deeply, probably because it was beaten up by Sister Ka last time?
"It's angry."
The hat is also rare for a creature like Phoenix to lose control to this point. He tried to communicate but Mason curled his lips.
It is very angry, so you don’t need to translate it.
Look at its chirping and screaming inside. Even though Mason doesn't understand bird language, he can guess Fox's mood at this moment. Well, although he can't understand what it is scolding, it must be dirty.
"Let it extinguish the flame first, and talk about it if you have something to say."
Mason urged, and the hat acted as a "translator" to convey his thoughts to the phoenix who was making a fuss in the storage room. As a result, within a second of saying this, even more terrifying flames erupted in front of Mason's eyes.
Not only is the flame blazing, but even the color has turned into a dark blue magic fire. This thing is the purification flame that burned half of Wesker's life in the Great Temple of New York.
Mason's scalp felt numb.
Fortunately, he has successfully changed his job to "Water Man". The moment he was added to the fire, he disappeared in place like evaporation, and he recovered himself on the scorched ground through the principle of three-state conversion.
"It will have three chapters with you, Mason."
The hat was almost burned. Fortunately, Mason covered it with his own "water" just now. The raging fire made the hat sweat, so he quickly conveyed the meaning of the angry phoenix.
"It said that if it had the choice, it would definitely not accept your magic flame in Gotham that night, but now that things are like this, it can't break the connection between the two unless you die.
But you must accept its three conditions. "
"Say it! Tell it all, everyone can discuss it, but can you please put out the fire first?"
Mason said a little madly:
"Next to it is my laboratory. If the things stored in it explode, it will be over!"
At his request, the flames in the storage room quickly rewinded, as if rewinding time, those bright flames turned into pieces of light feathers and surrounded Fox's body, making Fox, who was squatting on the melted metal shelf, see It sounds fantastic.
But seriously, this Phoenix is not big.
The overall size is about the same as that of walking ground.
But the fiery red feathers on the top of its head and the flame-like tail feathers on its tail are very long and elegant, and the feathers on its wings all have the illusion of fire, so it looks several circles larger than its normal form.
It crouched there, staring fiercely at Mason with a pair of nimble black glass-like eyes, and continued to utter obscenities in the Bird Whispering World while neighing briskly.
"Uh, this is too dirty, so I won't translate it, anyway, its first requirement is that you can't let it deal with those crazy guys it can't deal with at all.
It’s your sister Ka. "
Hat coughed, perfectly performed the duties of the translator, and made Phoenix's first request.
Very reasonable request.
There was absolutely no sense of making trouble out of no reason at all. Instead, Mason felt a little ashamed. To be honest, letting a young phoenix deal with the Isu demigod was indeed a bit disrespectful of martial arts.
So he hurriedly nodded and agreed.
As a result, Fox screamed again, and spewed flames to express his dissatisfaction.
"You can't just say it, you have to make a written statement."
The hat reminded in a low voice, Mason curled his lips, took out his notebook and wrote a few strokes, and showed it to the cunning Fox Phoenix.
Only then was it satisfied, it stopped screaming obscenities, and instead gracefully pecked at the flame feathers on its own wings with its long black beak, and then neighed a few times with a long voice.
"The second requirement is that it needs magic flames as food. It is tired of the dry and tasteless ordinary flames. It needs unique fires as its food."
The translation of the old **** of the hat to:
"I guess it means that you need to feed it with your magic flame every day, and if you really don't have time, you can find other flames to feed it.
However, considering that what you did before was indeed unethical, you should just follow through. "
"It's okay, it's not a big problem."
Mason tilted his head, and wrote a few more strokes.
Phoenix was even more satisfied. Seeing that Mason cooperated so well, its aura of getting up almost dissipated, so it flapped its wings and flew to Mason's side amidst the flying flames and light feathers, circled around him a few times, and finally shrunk its body and landed on Mason's shoulder superior.
Expressed his last request with an elegant tweet.
"Ahem, it said that you must sort out the identity issue between you and it. It is not your pet, but your collaborator, so you can't ask it to do some despicable work against its will."
hat says:
"In addition, Fox required himself to obtain a luxurious bird's nest that fit its identity, made of the best sycamore wood, and embellished with various precious stones.
If possible, it hopes that you can help it find an equally noble and elegant partner. Well, this request is something that Dumbledore promised it before but has not been able to do.
Even in the world of Hogwarts, the phoenix is a very rare species. The Dumbledore family has been searching for it for several generations but failed to complete it. "
"Ah, I'll go to the secret treasure house of Starsburg another day."
Mason promised with a headache, and finally wrote his name on the paper in his hand, while Fox tilted his head and looked at the words. After reading it several times, it spit out a ball of flames and turned it into a signature and landed on the paper.
Then the paper in Mason's hand burned and formed a unique force in the flying light feather, which fell into his body like a hidden lock.
This is obviously a very advanced "contract", which fully proves that a creature like the phoenix can not only control fire, but also control magical magic.
"Wow, what a beautiful bird."
Harley, who was wearing a headscarf to let the hair restorer take effect, came up with blinking eyes. She reached out and tried to touch Fox on Mason's shoulder. The latter pretended not to see Harry's hand, and suddenly pecked at her when she approached. .
The scorching heat almost scorched Harry's fingers, and she jumped out to hide behind Barbara in fright, and Fox let out a happy neighing.
Ah, yes! It's that crazy bird looking up to the sky and laughing.gif
"This Phoenix's character is not quite right!"
Mason said to the hat in his hand:
"Is it the same in Dumbledore's hands? How do I feel that I have raised it crookedly?"
"Uh, maybe it's because of the fire?"
hat guessed:
"You've been feeding it hellfire, and there's something symbolic in this energy that comes from the chaotic side that probably did affect the Phoenix's character.
But it's not a big deal.
It is still a creature on the order side, it’s nothing more than you need to use more snacks later Uh, Mason, before you go to Utopia, get a change of clothes. "
"Huh? My clothes are fine, I just changed them today."
"No. You have bird feces on your chest, the kind that can still burn. Look, it's smoking! Well, I feel that something is really wrong with your phoenix now."
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Twenty minutes later, the stinky Mason followed the lively Wade through the world gate five times in a row, and finally reached the world border of Utopia.
Fox is still standing on his shoulder, singing loudly. The newborn phoenix looks fresh in everything, and the experience of traveling through the world makes him very fascinated and in a good mood.
This is probably the result after Mason "sacrificed" his favorite trench coat.
"The door to the world cannot be used any further."
Wade, who kept his promise and kept silent along the way, could finally speak, which made him very comfortable, and Mason pretended not to see his crazy sign language along the way.
It's like a **** ninja seal.
This annoying guy always has a way of getting other people's attention.
He will stand in front of the world gate of a desolate world, pointing to the chaotic nebula in the distance and saying:
"We have to stay here and wait for the gate of Utopia to open to us. That place is kept secret, and its world coordinates are constantly changing and cannot be locked by any outside guidance."
"How long has it been blocked here?"
Amidst Fox's elegant exclamation, Mason with a bird on his shoulder asked:
"How many mutants are here?"
"It's too many to count."
Wade took out a wasteland version of a burrito and ate it while saying:
"The shock has progressed until now, and almost all the mutant civilizations discovered have been migrated here. It's like merging many worlds together. I'm too lazy to care about this kind of thing.
But in my words, Utopia is a mixture of shit-flavored chocolate and chocolate-flavored shit, no matter how you taste it, it will disgust you. "
"It looks like you have a lot of resentment here?"
Mason raised his eyebrows in surprise, and said:
"Don't you think this is the only home for mutants in the last days?"
"Tch, I can live well without being inside."
Wade put on a JOJO posture, with his hands on his hips and hips, and said disdainfully:
"Would you like a place that kicked you out several times? I didn't do anything bad, didn't I just paint on their palace and hook up with a few girls from the X royal family?
But it doesn't matter, you know what the most disgusting thing is? Mason. "
Deadpool snorted, looking at the strange flying machine that landed in the distance, he lowered his voice and said to Mason:
"People in the X royal family are all mentally ill! They stubbornly believe that mutants and humans cannot coexist, maybe it is a disease brought out of the mother's womb, and mutants who want to join here must sever all ties with their human relatives and friends.
Although I am a lunatic, I also know some superficial truths. Guys who can even abandon their own families, can you expect them to get together and make great things? "
Speaking of this, Wade squeezed out a very weird and nasty smile from his overly expressive mask. He patted Mason on the shoulder and said:
"You want me to choose between Utopia and All Stars, who do you think I will choose?"
"Why do you have to choose one of the two defenses?"
Mason stretched out his hand and grabbed Wade's shoulder. He said softly:
"You now have a third choice, Wade, I may need to take a little of your time to explain to you my views on this era, you can
Well, what is this in your hand?
Why is it sticky? "
"Oh, I was bored waiting just now. You know, the feeling of rewarding yourself with the venom suit is really great, but I don't know if the symbiote will get pregnant because of it.
I guess there is a high probability not?
well?
Why did your bird open its mouth to me?
What is this for?
This is"
"Boom"
Under the indifferent gaze of Mason wiping his fingers with a handkerchief, the phoenix fire exploded, burning the filth.
TMD, let the flames purify all filth!
(end of this chapter)