Chapter 373 72. All great magicians, please think about a more advanced way to reward yourself during the sage time.
After Batman and Wick left the bar, Mason didn't return to Osborne Tower immediately. Instead, he connected the old man's communication in his office.
After the simple greetings, he repeated the information he had just told the old man to the old man, but what surprised Mason was that the old man knew in advance that there was a group of lurkers lurking in this world.
"It was just received yesterday."
The hoarse and deep voice of the old man echoed in the communication, and he explained:
"Martha caught a sneaky guy in Wayne Manor. It wanted to sneak into the Batcave to attack Bruce, but Martha gassed him down.
Later, after 'simple torture', it was discovered that it was a green-skinned alien. It had been lurking in Wayne Manor for five days, and its target was my son.
But he was killed before he could act.
Its body is being sent to the League of Assassins headquarters, and I have prepared a team to dissect and study this strange creature.
But Mason, Bruce's identity has been exposed."
"It's meaningless to hide this in front of the star meeting. They all know that Batman is related to the Wayne family, just like the relationship between milk tea and pearls."
Mason sighed with emotion at the strength of the clown mother's burst of energy when protecting her cubs. Even a natural spy like a Skrull can't stop the great and terrifying maternal love.
He adjusted his mood and told the old man:
"Bruce intends to track the seven Skrulls that have been discovered in this world. You also have the access code of the Bat Network, so you can track his progress.
But the supervillains and other small groups will leave it to you. I put all the biological decoy bombs in the basement of the afterlife bar, and you send someone to pick them up. "
"give it to me."
The old man replied:
"The people you support are very powerful. Those bionics who don't need to rest have already completed the internal cleansing of the Assassin League. I have a force that is loyal to the ideal, and it's time to find something for them.
However, Diana and Arthur are very concerned about their people, so."
"They can naturally go back to meet their clansmen after finishing their work."
Mason said a little unkindly:
"Don't worry about them! Without them, the Amazons and Atlanteans will only live better in the New World. But can you control them, Thomas."
"They're not heroes."
The old man replied indifferently:
"What's so hard about being a killer? Both of these beasts love to draw swords and destroy life, and now it's just back to business. Anything else to say?
If not, I'll go hunting.
There was a little rebellion in the neon branch, I needed a chance to move my body, the booster you gave me was good and made me feel young again.
But in the name of this ongoing war, I desperately need something stronger. "
"It's being developed, and it will be delivered to you soon. Keep busy. I wish you a happy hunting."
Mason hung up the communication, told his secretary, Ms. Hua Zi, to put the box in the office into the basement, and then returned to the Osborne Tower through the World Gate.
As a result, before he could catch his breath, a **** arm flew over and hit Mason's feet. The splashed blood stained the shoes he just changed today.
The captain raised his head in surprise, only to see that Harley was swinging a baseball bat and beating a **** man in red, who was lying on the ground with his limbs missing and howling loudly.
But it's not so much pain as the phony accompaniment that SMers enjoy while enjoying.
"Sweetie! Don't come here!"
Halley screamed as she smashed:
" This pervert came from nowhere. He split himself up wretchedly, hid his legs under my bed, and put his head in Barbara's room to peek at her changing clothes!
The result was discovered by me.
He also wanted to deny that the teleportation device was faulty.
But I haven't seen any teleportation device that can split people into such a living thing. This guy is obviously humiliating my IQ, watching me smash his brains open. "
"Mason! Ah, good friend Mason, make your crazy girlfriend stop! She's been kicking my ass, it hurts so **** bad!"
Guiwailing and howling screams sounded from the mouth of the mangled guy, and the glib tone reminded Mason of his last meeting with this guy.
"Wade?"
Mason said in surprise:
"Why do you come to me as an A-level person? If it's official business, why don't you go through the gate of the world? Don't use your obviously problematic teleportation belt, okay?"
Even if it is pursuing suicide, it is not the way. "
"It works fine in other places, but every time I meet you, something goes wrong. I think the problem is definitely not on me."
A-level personnel "crazy" Wade Wilson complained, and then was kicked by Harry flying up and kicked his lower body, making him let out a short scream that was just like death.
If he still had hands and legs, he would have covered his crotch in pain and fell to the ground.
But Wade's legs and hands are now "watching" beside his mangled torso, blood is everywhere, making this place look like a slaughter scene.
A good rug in the lounge is out of the question.
Under Mason's reassurance, the furious Halle finally stopped beating up the guy who came to "peep".
She gasped and leaned beside Mason, curiously watching Wade's lump of rotten flesh grow back together in a weird way. This process was almost like mental pollution, and Harry couldn't help covering it when he saw it. eyes.
"Phew, I'm alive again! That's awesome."
Deadpool recovered quickly, became full of energy and posed a few obscene poses on the spot, then said to Mason with his hips on his arms:
"Let's pack up, let's hurry up, Utopia is still waiting. By the way, when I just teleported over to look for my leg, I saw the big Colossus hiding in the medical room and crying while hugging his stupid wife." .
Huh, I thought the annoying Katie was dead, but I didn't expect her to be tortured like that. Did you save her?
Is Logan saved?
That guy won’t die, right?
To be honest, I can smell the wolf smell here, he must be here! But avoid me, right? Hi Logan! Where are you, come out to play!
I miss you so much. "
"Slow down, hell, do you really want to generate text bubbles for me to see?"
Mason complained with a headache, and waved to the confused guy in front of him, saying:
"Logan is preparing for a mission, he is busy testing his new battle suit and can't spare time to meet you, but why are you my guide?
Can't there be a more suitable person than you in such a big Utopia? "
"Oh, yes."
Wade grabbed a pack of crushed burritos out of nowhere, lifted his mask a little and stuffed it into his mouth, proudly saying:
"X Council originally sent Blink to pick you up, but I took the initiative to ask Ying to replace her. After all, we are also friends, and we even gave each other gifts.
That little gadget you sent last time was awesome!
I've unlocked the Minotaur, Gorgon, and Sphinx in the past month, and only one Cyclops is missing. Didn't you also say that you want to inject me with some **** gene so that I can turn into a three-headed dog?
Hurry up!
"boom"
The blood-stained baseball bat hit Deadpool on the forehead, knocking all his obscenities back into his throat, and Harry crossed his hips and yelled:
"Don't say such nasty words in front of the little sweetheart! He's only eighteen years old this year, hell, he has no idea what your pervert is doing with your tongue."
"Isn't that better?"
Wade moved his body obscenely, and said to Harry:
"I can teach him, so that your crazy life will have one more possibility of happiness, okay, I won't say it, I'll shut up!"
Seeing Harry grinding his teeth and pulling out the colorfully painted clown pistol, Deadpool finally shut up, and Mason's ears were free.
He shook his head and took out an Isu reader, approached Wade and motioned for him to take out the biological bait and read the precious recorded data from it.
These data can help Mason better understand how the Isu biotechnology works, so that he can make more advanced biological decoy bombs as soon as possible.
"I'll pack up and go with you."
Mason put away the reader, took another look at Wade's dirty suit, and said:
"Come with me, my girlfriend ruined your dress, I'll get you a better one, but in exchange, you shut up along the way! Okay?"
"Cool, new clothes! I like them."
Wade laughed loudly, stretched out his hand and slid it on his lips like a zipper, and followed Mason to the suit design room.
Here displays the various styles of battle suits used by the K team in the past and now, as well as the conceptual designs made by Mason when he practiced tailoring, which makes Deadpool feel like he has entered a hypermarket of battle suits.
Having a more exaggerated immortality than Lao Lang, he never cared about his battle clothes, and selling blood was a perfect way of fighting for him.
But if you don't use it, it doesn't mean you don't like it. It's not in his character to come to Dajiang's studio and not pick up some good things.
Of course, he didn't pick it for himself.
Wade, who was hesitating in front of those rather **** or revealing battle suits, was thinking about whether his succubus wife would be sexier after wearing these things, and then suddenly heard Mason ask:
"You are also from our hometown, right? Wade, what do you think of Utopia?"
"Yes, I was having a baby with my wife on the night of the nuclear war, and a nuclear bomb fell into the pool of my villa. I suspect that those **** must have deliberately retaliated against me!
Damn it, buying that villa cost me all my savings, but it hurts me so much. "
Deadpool replied, then tilted his head and said:
“As for Utopia, it’s so-so, it’s said to be a paradise for mutants, but I haven’t seen too many people smiling when I walk on the street.
I don't like it there, I think the place ruled by a group of idiots who want to get rid of human beings all day long is dead.
But my thoughts have never mattered.
By the way, my brothers and sisters said the same thing about that place, none of the Legion of Deadpool like to be there, we prefer to do some happy things in the penthouse of Starsburg.
Ah, speaking of which, I need to grab one more dress, Mason mate.
Deadpool's birthday is coming up, and I have to get her a present so I can have **** with her or something. "
"Well"
This answer caused the biological jar in Mason's hand to almost hit the ground. He stared back at Wade, who was trying on a bat suit, and said in a strange tone:
"You know that is your space-time alien, right? You know that sleeping with her means you are playing with yourself. Is there really no psychological pressure?"
"Why the stress?"
Wade is very open about this ethical issue. While throwing the bat suit into his bag, he replied carelessly and mysteriously:
"When you were young, Mason, uh, I mean, before you had that beautiful **** but psychotic girlfriend, before you chose to release stress with your own hands, there wasn't that moment when you wanted to Can one's own hands become a girl who can move by herself?
Look, I slept with my time-space alien, in a sense, I was actually going up and down"
He tried to explain his ideas in this regard to Mason. In order to make it clearer, he even circled his fingers up and down. Mason felt that his innocent heart was hit again.
He covered his ears and said:
"Actually, there is no need to explain so clearly, really, Wade, I really have no interest in your **** crazy ideas, and I don't even want to know how you feel and your mentality when you are doing it with yourself.
Blame me!
Blame me.
I shouldn't be asking that **** question, come on, try this. "
Seeing that Deadpool was about to share some of his little experience of sleeping with himself, Mason hurriedly picked up the biological jar in his hand, and there was a mass of black symbiotes shaking inside.
This is one of the "offspring" bred by the wasteland venom on Harley one night.
As genderless symbionts, this is how they reproduce. Wasteland Venom gave birth to two children, one was given by Mason to Lord Selena's beloved cat, Miss McGonagall, and the other is here.
"Yo, symbiote! This is a rare commodity."
Deadpool immediately became excited when he saw the jar in Mason's hand. He screamed while holding it:
"The number seven guy in the Deadpool Legion once owned a Venom suit in his world, but unfortunately that idiot gave the good thing to Spider-Man, and he couldn't get it back after his world was over.
I have always dreamed of having my own symbiote suit.
This way I don’t have to go back to do the laundry every time I get into a fight, or get my wife to sleep on the sofa if I make the bathroom dirty.
But all the symbiotes are avoiding me, it's so sad, and lo and behold, this daring cutie isn't afraid of me.
This is awesome. "
He put his hand into the jar and let the symbiote wrap around his arm and completed the symbiosis in an instant. The guy moved his body and felt the soaring power, whistled again, ran to Mason, winked and said:
"This gift is great, hey, I know you are trying to win me over, but I can't refuse such a cool dress, I will cover you from now on! Little Mason."
"It's like this, Wade, I'm going to do some dangerous things there this time, and I won't hide it from you, it may be life-threatening."
Mason pointed to the venom suit on Deadpool and said:
"I need a bodyguard who is not afraid of death. This is what I will pay you. If it is not enough, you can ask for more. This is a matter of life and death, and our relationship cannot let you do it for nothing."
"Well, that's what you said, so I'm not welcome."
Wade's overly expressive face mask curled into a mean grin.
He whispered something to Mason, and drew obscene shapes in the air with both hands, and after dancing, Mason showed a disfigured expression.
The captain covered his eyes with some headache, he said:
"I never thought that my hard-earned tailoring skills would one day be used to make this, a whole set of **** lingerie for your wife, right?
All right, I'll help you when I'm free. "
"That's right, this is a good brother."
Deadpool was very satisfied. He held Mason's shoulder happily, swung his arm forward, and shouted:
"Let's go, let's go to Utopia, whoever dares to provoke you on the way, I will beat him for you."
"Sweetheart, wait first!"
When they walked out of the suit design room like two good brothers, Harley's screams sounded from not far away, and they appeared together with an extremely hot breath.
Halle yelled:
"Come here! Mr. K, your egg is about to hatch! It looks so angry, wow, my hair!"
(end of this chapter)