Chapter 300 98. Harley Harley! good luck! tonight
"Which wicked guy actually locked the door? Is this something human can do? It's like locking me with a hungry lioness."
Mason reached out and pulled the door lock, and heard a rattling sound outside the door.
This fun way of doing things gave him a headache, but what was even more troublesome was that Harry behind him was standing there shyly, looking shy with his head bowed, but in fact he had secretly opened a small bottle with both hands behind him.
"Are you holding the hormonal spores of Poison Ivy?"
He suddenly turned around and asked, which startled Harry who was "doing bad things". With a shake of his hand, the small bottle fell to the ground, and the gray spores in it, which were like date pits, spewed out green under stress. gas.
Mason's response was very professional. He took out a bottle of white honey for detoxification and threw it to Harry.
Then he raised his hat and placed it near his mouth to transform into a gas mask, then put on the alchemist gloves made by a tailor and squatted down to extract the plant spores from the broken bottle, and put them into a special alchemist storage box.
Harley behind him looked regretful and regretful.
She begged for this thing for a long time before Ivy agreed to give it to her. It is one of Poison Ivy's superpower killing moves. It uses plant-like hormones to confuse the mind and make people enter various negative states.
It is especially effective for men, and Harley needs the [Aphrodisiac] effect that comes with it right now.
"You know that in addition to aphrodisiac, this thing also comes with paralysis and neurotoxins?"
Mason stood up, turned his head and said seriously to Harley Quinn who was swallowing white honey:
"If a poisoned person is almost physically ill, it will easily lead to pulmonary fibrosis and die in extreme pain. Even if he survives by chance, Ivy must come to detoxify himself.
Although the way of detoxification is very fragrant, but the painful process probably no one wants to try.
If you accidentally release all the toxins in the spores, at least it will disturb everyone on this floor. Such dangerous things will cause trouble, Harley. "
"Aww."
Harry lowered her head, admitting her mistake like a child reprimanded by a teacher, and didn't try to argue, looking very frustrated, and even her energetic twin ponytails didn't seem to droop down with arrogance.
She really wanted to eat the sweet Mr. K in one bite.
But she also overlooked a very important point, that is, she has no fighting power in front of Mr. K. The inner dependence prevents her from rejecting any request from Mr. K, and of course she cannot reject criticism from the other party.
"The most important point is that I am an alchemist, Harley."
Mason played with the storage box in his hand, showing a helpless expression and said to Harry in front of him:
"The aphrodisiac effect attached to this thing is regarded as a negative state. In terms of my resistance to toxins, unless you can purify it to three times the concentration, otherwise this dosage will not be effective for me.
But you don't have to.
This was a very failed 'sneak attack', not in terms of planning, but also in terms of execution. "
"I can't help it either."
Halley raised her head and stared at Mason. She pouted angrily and said:
"You don't sleep at all. I have been observing for a long time, and I can't find a chance to attack. Quinn is so annoying in my heart that I am so annoyed.
But I don't mean to hurt you or do anything too egregious, Mr. K. "
She explained with her own sharp voice:
"I just feel that you are under a lot of pressure, maybe you need a little leisure time to relax and entertain, and your life is too boring and rigid, except for collecting some weird things, you almost refuse all entertainment methods.
Your life is unhealthy, Mason.
I have enough reasons to say this. Although I am not reliable, I am also a psychologist with a doctoral certificate after all. I can tell your state.
You need to release the pressure in your heart, otherwise it will be transformed into various negative emotions under long-term savings. "
She approached Mason, grabbed Mason's hand sincerely, and whispered:
"I know you have been learning from Batboy, but only the good part, not the bad part. Besides, even Batman has Selena who always pays attention to his mental health.
You need your catwoman too, Mr. K.
I am willing to recommend myself. "
"I admit that what you said makes sense. Recently, the pressure has been quite high, but it has not been so great that I need to choose to vent instead of relieve."
Mason raised his eyebrows and said:
"You should know the difference between the two options, right? Swordsman Harley. Besides, I have a lot of options to entertain myself. Well, stop pouting and sit down.
We need to talk about this. "
He pointed to the sofa next to him, Harry blinked and stared at him, seeing Mason who sat down first patted the seat beside her, she immediately coughed and sat on it very ladylike.
In her heart, Quinn, the second personality who has always been irritable and evil, also quieted down. Perhaps the two Harleys realized that Mr. K, who had been avoiding this relationship, finally decided to take it seriously.
This is going to be a big moment.
This attitude also made Harry feel at ease.
After all, although she is a bit crazy, she also hopes that her beloved partner can take herself seriously instead of being like another annoying and evil guy, just treating it as a joke.
Mason played with the plant spores in the alchemy storage box in his hand. He poured the alchemy solution into it as if doing a simple experiment and then sealed it. While maintaining a fixed frequency of rotation, he organized the language to speak to the deer beside him. Banged Harley says:
"I don't resist this kind of intimate contact, and I'm not a cold-natured person like Zha Kang privately complained about. My orientation is also normal. Frankly speaking, Harley, you actually fit my ideal of 'beauty' definition"
"I'm glad you praised me for being pretty, but is the annoying 'but' coming?"
Harry curled her lips, and after a few seconds of seriousness, she sat there cross-legged again, took out chewing gum from her pocket and threw it into her mouth to chew, then folded her arms and said angrily:
"It feels like one of those soap operas I've seen, last night was great, but it was just an accident. You're a good guy, but I think you deserve better. The kid isn't yours, but he calls you daddy gone."
"Be serious."
Mason snorted, and Harry, who was complaining crazily, immediately quieted down, and leaned her head on Mr. K's shoulder very obediently, waiting for what he would say next.
"It's not your reason, it's my reason."
He sighed and said:
"I should have told you and Ivy about the situation when the K team was first formed. Charles and I came back alive from the Hogwarts world after a narrow escape. The scoop was opened by the wine bottle flying overhead.
Almost missed death.
I would like to say that my personal life is a mess after a resuscitated awakening.
The grievances and hatreds of the Bat family, the turmoil and cunning of the Stars Club, and the complexity of shocking events, and now add the mystery of life experience like looking at flowers in the fog.
Halle
I almost don’t know how long I can last. I used to be very confident that I can go to the end, but now I don’t dare to tell others with such certainty that we will definitely win.
What we are doing is inherently dangerous, and survival from the dead can no longer be described. Perhaps in the next second, a large group of conquerors will break into this world and burn us into ashes together with the Osborne Tower.
It is also possible that this will happen in a few months.
But all-out conflict is bound to come.
It must be tragic, bloody, painful, can you understand what I mean? "
Mason stopped the spinning alchemy container in his hand. He looked into Harry's eyes, without any escape or dodge. It was the first time he looked so frankly at the crazy beauty in front of him who obeyed his orders.
He said:
"It is very irresponsible to promise a relationship to others in a precarious situation.
You mentioned Batman and Catwoman just now, so guess why the master and Selena have been playing chase games for so many years and have always remained distant?
Why did Selena choose to escape marriage beyond everyone's expectations when she was finally about to achieve a positive result?
Is it because their love for each other is not sincere enough?
Harry, that’s where we’re at right now, it’s really easy to get to the next level, but the hard part is how we get to the end.”
"Wow!"
The remarks that should have been discouraging not only did not disappoint Harley, but instead made her bright eyes turn into the shape of red hearts.
She exclaimed excitedly:
"You actually think so far? I thought I was already devoted enough, but I didn't expect that you took this relationship ten times more seriously than me.
It's not that you don't like me.
You like me so much, you have even started to think about how we will get to the end.
I was wrong, I shouldn't doubt you, come, let me kiss you. "
She jumped up and hugged Mason's neck like a kitten catching a mouse, and was about to give a passionate kiss, almost smashing the alchemy container in Mason's hand to the ground.
The captain struggled, he said:
"Uh, Harley, I feel that your focus has shifted by a billion points! Calm down first."
"No, no need to calm down."
Harry held Mason's neck and hung her whole body on Mr. K's body, just like a koala, her face was full of seriousness, and that serious expression didn't look like a schizophrenic at this moment.
She said to Mason:
"You're just thinking too much, Mr. K.
In this precarious world you are always trying to find an ending that pleases everyone, but you ignore that we are living a life full of risks.
Even without the shock, I could get electrocuted in the morning while baking toast. I really don't care if we make it to the end, if we have a happy ending.
I don't care about our future.
I just want the present.
do you remember? The argument between you and your boss, Barbara recorded that argument, I overheard it once before, and I admit that you have a lot of truth in what you said.
You tell your boss that there is no future if you don’t grasp the present, but you make the same mistakes as the insects you despise when it comes to relationships.
No!
Don't think that far! No need to think about it either.
We haven’t reached that point yet. We are just young couples who are in love and want to taste the forbidden fruit for the first time, and we are not discussing marriage, starting a family and having children now.
The future may be dark, but this does not prevent us from enjoying the joy now.
If we die in the next second, at least we can go to **** together hand in hand. If we are lucky enough to survive ten years later, I may not still be with you.
Maybe you were too old and boring at that time, and you were no longer attractive enough to me.
Because even if we have to separate, it must be because I dumped you, Mr. K who likes to think wildly. "
Harry leaned over and whispered in Mason's ear:
"Hey, live in the moment, okay? I don't need you to think so much about me. Harley Quinn can take care of herself at any time."
Mason blinked.
It is impossible for him to change his way of thinking just because of Harley's words, but it seems that Harry's sophistry is not unreasonable.
Love is love, marriage is marriage.
This relationship seems to have really not reached that point, and it really doesn't need to think too much.
"All right."
He took a deep breath, and at the moment when Harry cheered and helped him unbutton, he made a pause, put the alchemy container in his hand in front of his eyes, looked at the color and concentration of the liquid in it, and then Say to Harley:
"Remember what I said just now that Ivy's aphrodisiac hormone spores need to be purified three times before it can work on me? I purified it five times."
"so what?"
Harry is angry again.
She sat on Mason's waist, folded her arms and bulged her cheeks, and said angrily:
"I'm so old and ugly that I need this to get high?"
"No, silly boy."
Mason took off Ravenclaw's wisdom mirror frame, put the container in his hand to his mouth, and let the sweet crimson liquid flow between his lips and teeth.
His brain, which was always running non-stop, was slowly emptied at this moment, and then the suppressed personal emotions quickly filled the vacancy in his mind.
His breathing became a little faster, and a reddish light appeared in the depths of his eyes.
He looked at Harry in front of him, and said hoarsely:
"After receiving the gift from the Isu, every second of my waking hours was discerning, learning and accepting the vast amount of knowledge, and I was already used to that state.
But I think you deserve a better night, Halle.
A night that only belongs to you and will not be disturbed by knowledge.
This is what you deserve. "
"Wow!"
The redness in Harry's eyes flashed suddenly.
She seemed to be fully charged, and even her voice became sharper. She cupped Mason's face, and kissed it fiercely, firmly, without any hesitation, like a cat attacking.
The atmosphere in the whole room seemed to turn pink.
Holding her heart in her hands, she untied her twin ponytails like peach blossoms. With her long hair dyed red and blue fluttering, with a hoarse voice as if some kind of hunger was approaching, she said softly:
"You are really too gentle and considerate of me, Mr. K, if you continue to be so warm, I will definitely die of heartbreak when I propose to break up in the future.
Unfortunately, you may have to invest a little more.
Because it’s not just your kitten Harley who’s here tonight.”
"hiss"
Mason, who had his earlobe bitten, grinned, and then heard another sharp and manic voice ringing in his ear:
"And the big villain Quinn~"
—
"Snapped"
In the highest-level office of Fort Stars, Ciri, who was writing a reply to an official document, frowned and looked at the broken quill in her hand.
She didn't know what was going on, but she had a feeling of restlessness from just now.
It's like an unplanned singularity in a system where everything is working perfectly, a dissonant note in an elegant ballad.
I can’t tell exactly what’s wrong, anyway, it just makes people feel uncomfortable.
Perhaps her superb hunter instinct was calling the police, reminding her that everything seemed to have returned to calm, but there was still a dark tide, well, it was indeed the case.
She sighed, picked up the coffee in hand, and glanced at the two documents on the desk.
The one on the left is Mason Cooper’s proposal for promotion of B-level personnel, as she expected, there was no objection, while the one on the right is more troublesome, it is a secret invasion plan proposed by the warlock.
The target is Mason's home world
Obviously, the disappearance of the two caster teams there had already touched the Warlock's bottom line, and he held back his strength to teach that Transcendent A Grade world a lesson.
"Maybe I should ask Mason for advice?"
This idea quickly appeared in Mr. Hunter's mind, and Ciri also thought it would be great to have a reliable external brain, so she connected to Mason's communication with the coffee cup in her arms.
As a result, no one answered even five phone calls, which made Shirley's mood even worse.
"You don't value your superiors so much? How arrogant!"
How dare you not answer the phone?
It's the other way around!
Xi Li made seven consecutive phone calls but no one answered, taking advantage of the growing evil fire in his heart, he simply picked up his seal and stamped it on the document, and then drank a large cup of coffee.
There was an evil smile on her face amidst the fluttering silver threads, as if she finally felt bad breath, she picked up the hot coffee again, put her lovely feet on the desk.
Hey, **** you, **** Mason!
However, I don't know what that **** is doing now?
(end of this chapter)