Chapter 146 29. Spiderman brand condoms, ingenious quality, trustworthy—【910】
(addition for "Wyatt2048" brother)
The leader of the rebel army who appeared in front of the K team is a lady who is outstanding in all aspects.
Although her skin care is not very good due to age and fatigue, her movements and postures when she leans on a chair and looks out of the window melancholy can still move people's hearts.
The lady's chic figure in combat uniform is enveloped in the smoke from burning lady's cigarettes with a sweet smell.
Captain Jack coughed, straightened his collar and took out a hand mirror to tidy up his appearance.
Obviously, the wandering pirate has found a new "target".
"who are you?"
The lady who was awakened by Mason's exclamation turned her head and frowned at the four people in front of her. Mary Jane immediately narrowed her eyes when she saw their uniform gray bat-style battle suits that were incompatible with this place.
she says:
"An outsider again?"
She curled her lips and waved her hands, and said in the same bored tone as the middle-aged Spider-Man just now:
"The last two superheroes here have been taken away by your counterparts a month ago, and this place is meaningless in your eyes.
Thanks to you guys, I became a polished commander.
leave.
Before I send you off with bullets. "
"No, Ms. Mary Jane, we're not here to recruit."
Mason resisted the strange feeling in his heart and stepped forward, and said to the ex-reporter lady who was also not very good-tempered:
"We are going to enter Osborne Tower to do something dangerous but beneficial to this world. A kind person told us that we can get help from you?"
"Who told you?"
Mary Jane narrowed her eyes and said:
"Peter?"
Mason didn't answer.
His eyes fell on the nameplate of Mary Jane, where there was the full name of the lady in front of him: "Mrs. Mary Jane Watson Schultz"
"Well."
The young man widened his eyes and said:
"What happened? How did you divorce Peter? And remarry a man named Schultz? No wonder he's turned into what he is now."
"It seems that you are very familiar with him, and what happened to your tone just now? Are you complaining about your 'new friend'? Think I'm a bad woman?"
Mary Jane sneered and said:
"Then let me ask you, talkative young man. If you are a twenty-seven-year-old woman facing a career crisis, there is a woman who is willing to do everything for strangers in the city but is unwilling to go to work and find a good job to support herself What will you do when you are a wife, daughter, and a husband who is devastated and immersed in alcoholic beverages after the death of a loved one?
When my daughter was sick and hospitalized and her father couldn’t even afford the hospital bill.
ok I admit it.
At first, maybe I just wanted to stimulate him and cheer him up.
But it turns out that the Peter I know and love deeply may be dead. He left with Aunt May. He was dead long before the end. "
This explosive rhetorical question left Mason speechless, and Barbara behind him whispered to Er Tucao:
"Mason also said that the strange uncle and Bruce are the same kind of person. Hell, the same kind of person! Bruce will never work hard to support his family, because of such realistic reasons that his wife and children are separated."
"Well, you are right, no matter how poor Bruce is, he will have hundreds of millions of property in his hands."
Er Tong also nodded approvingly.
"Oh, beautiful lady, don't be angry. For an elegant beauty like you, anger will only aggravate your little youth left."
Amidst the embarrassment, Captain Jack strode towards the angry Mary Jane with unrestrained steps, and magically took out a red rose from nowhere.
He handed the flowers to Mary, and before he could speak, Mary waved the red rose and smashed it on his face, blocking Captain Jack's unspoken words.
Obviously, this lady is definitely not a "ruthless character" that can be taken casually.
"Get out of my office!"
Mary Jane slapped the table and scolded:
"This place refuses to provide all help to outsiders, go find your new friends, maybe Peter will suddenly cheer up after being decadent for several years."
"That strange uncle has been protecting this shelter."
Barbara frowned and said:
"While you have a grudge against him, ma'am, it's thanks to him that you are here, and perhaps you should."
"Snapped"
Ms. slammed her fist on the table, interrupting Barbara.
"You don't know anything!"
Mary Jane put the lady's cigarette in her mouth, stared at Barbara viciously, and said loudly:
"When he was already disabled, he followed the Avengers and rushed towards the Destroyers desperately, when he was beaten half dead and fell in the city, you didn't even know it! Young man.
I risked bullets and bullets to drag him and his girlfriend back from the battlefield, and that adventure of infidelity cost me my husband and my son”
"Feel sorry."
Barbara took a step back in fright, hurriedly lowered her head, and sincerely apologized:
"It's my fault, I shouldn't have brought this up."
"Forget it, I just vented my unknown anger on you."
Perhaps some of the irritability that had been suppressed in her heart was expressed in an unexpected conversation. In short, Mary Jane, who was still very angry just now, quickly calmed down.
She seemed to have lost all strength and sat back in her chair.
He reached out his hand to brush his hair and wiped his red eyes, coughed a few times, and said:
"Since that man was able to bring you here, it means that you have already won his trust. Maybe you are really different from other outsiders.
But I don't really care much.
Tell me, what help do you need from the Rebel Organization? What are you guys doing here? Let's just say, although I'm already a polished commander, I can still provide information. "
Mason pulled up a chair and sat down at the table, and said to Mary Jane what he had just said to the middle-aged Spider-Man, and he asked about the earthquake again.
But Mary Jane couldn't give a specific answer.
The brooding lady sighed and looked out the window at the children playing in the playground in the subterranean town.
She was silent for several seconds before speaking:
"It's been a long time since we've been above ground, Mason. We hid ourselves underground and prayed for the protection of the dark, the world under the sun that has become synonymous with danger years ago.
Especially for those kids.
If it wasn't for the zombie siege that broke out today, it is estimated that Peter has not been on the ground for several months. After all, there is nothing but desolation there.
But if you really want to figure out this secret, there is no way.”
The polished commander of the rebel organization pursed his lips and said:
"I can give you a suggestion, but it is very dangerous. Along the sewer of this shelter, there are some 'underground people' deeper underground.
They entered the underground life before us, and there was already their little kingdom there long before the end happened.
They might know something. "
"As for sneaking into Osborne Tower, it's not as difficult as you think. The Green Goblin has been recruiting workers in this ruins, and he went crazy after his son died in the end.
has been expanding his private kingdom.
In short, there are a lot of workers needed there, you only need to go to their recruitment point outside the city to sign up and you will be sent to the outer edge of Osborne Tower.
But getting into the city center is not that simple.
But you should all be like superheroes or super villains. Things that ordinary people can't do are a piece of cake for you. "
Just as Mary Jane was introducing the situation of Osborne Tower to Team K, the door of this office was suddenly pushed open roughly, and a bald little old man with a cane rushed in violently and shouted:
"Mary, Mary! You missed this meeting again, hell! We were supposed to be discussing the unsustainable water supply at the shelter today. Huh? You have guests?"
These are. Hell!
is an outsider! "
After recognizing the identity of Mason and the others, the grumpy little old man immediately threw the cigar at the corner of his mouth on the ground, pulled out a revolver from his waist, waved it and shot at them.
But marksmanship stinks.
The four of Mason were only a few meters away from him, and they shot at each other. While firing, he was still cursing:
"Fake outsiders! Fake Stars Club! It's you **** who brought the doomsday and disasters! It's you who have shamelessly tricked our city defenders away batch after batch!
Damn it!
Because you got us so down right now that we have to rely on that nasty liar Spider-Man for protection, we're relying on an untrustworthy masked criminal to survive the apocalypse.
TMD!
How did this world become like this?
If my newspaper office is still there"
"Okay, Jameson, you are very old, calm down, too angry is not good for your health."
Mary Jane was obviously used to the irritable behavior of the nervous old man in front of her. She puffed out the smoke ring and said in a tone that couldn't lift her spirits:
"Stop scolding Peter, he doesn't care anymore, maybe you should let go of your obsession with Spider-Man, it's the end of the world, can't we just make do with it?
You are now the mayor of the shelter who is loved by everyone, can you be more decent? "
"Don't even think about it!"
The old man waved the pistol in his hand, excitedly knocked on his cane and shouted:
"Unless I die! Even if I die, I will be nailed into a coffin, and I will use my decayed vocal cords to shout out the truth for everyone to know.
Spider-Man is a big liar!
He actually pretended to be the photographer of my newspaper and lied to me for so many years! Heck, I'm still paying him for those pictures he directed and acted in!
And we don't have to rely on him.
Our doctors have diagnosed a physical problem with our Vault Guardian and they are going to perform an operation on our venerable Guardian Mr. Daredevil tomorrow.
As long as we can straighten his broken bones, yes!
As long as we can fix him, we don't have to rely on that big liar! Mr. Matt, who is taciturn and well-versed in the law, is obviously more trustworthy! "
"My God! You guys still haven't given up on that outrageous plan?"
Hear the shouts of Jonah Jameson, the former owner of the Bugle Daily, the biggest black powder boss of Spider-Man, the former superior of Peter Parker and a black man, the deputy mayor of New York before the doomsday, and now the mayor of the underground shelter in Manhattan After the sound, Mary Jane, who was already helpless, felt even more headache.
She covered her face and said:
"Enough, Jameson! Don't throw your limited resources into that bottomless black hole. Matt himself said that he can't get better in this life, and those invaders almost broke all his bones.
With our current medical conditions, he can’t be cured at all. No matter how much you hate Peter, you can’t change this fact. We can only rely on him now.
Unless you are willing to take refuge in Osborn. "
"Fucking Osborne!"
The little old man jumped even more angrily, slobbering and cursing:
"As the mayor of New York City, I can never get along with that bastard! Even if I jumped off the Osborne Tower! Even if I fell to my death, it is impossible to reconcile with him.
Just when that **** threw the zombie virus into my city with his own hands, he was my enemy for the rest of my life! In order to fight him, I'd rather team up with the big liar Spider-Man!
And this time we are serious, Mary, I sent my son to go underground to find the leader of those underground people, we all know who he is.
His miraculous self-healing powers may help our true hero get back on his feet"
"no!"
Mary Jane, who is the head of the shelter's security department, suddenly got up when she heard this, and she propped herself up on the table and shouted:
"I won't allow it! Jameson, you are simply crazy, Professor Connors has long lost his humanity, and his followers are even less likely to show mercy to us.
You are throwing your son into the fire pit. "
The fierce quarrel between the mayor of the refuge and the chief security officer caused the members of Team K to look at each other. After figuring out their contradictions, Mason rolled his eyes.
When the smell of gunpowder between the two lessened slightly, he Shi Shiran stood up and coughed, and stretched out his hand to stop the two from continuing to quarrel.
He said to the grumpy Spider-Man black powder leader in a gentle tone:
"Regard your temper, Mr. Jameson, I'm an unwelcome outsider but I'm also a... Well, doctor! I have a magic drug from my world that can help all fractures The patient stands up again.
If you trust me, let me go and see the injury of Lord Matt Murdoch. "
"Shut up!"
The mayor of the little old man waved the revolver with no bullets in his hand and screamed:
"You outsiders are a stinky look, you just want to deceive our city guardian again! I won't give you this chance."
"No no no"
Mason glanced at Mary Jane, and he said to Jameson:
"Actually what we want to take away is Spider-Man, but if I want to take away a Guardian, I have to leave a Guardian for you, you see, I will help you cure Daredevil, and then take Spider-Man away.
That way you have a real trusted Asylum hero for your Vault and one less trouble for yourself, I mean, didn't you say Spider-Man was a liar?
Wouldn't you be happy if I took him away? "
"No!" X2
After Mason finished speaking, Mary Jane, who said that she was completely disappointed in Peter Parker, and Jameson, who was always black as Spider-Man, refused at the same time.
The tone was decisive, with no room for maneuver.
This duplicity made Mason curl his lips, and it also made the remaining three members of Team K almost laugh out loud.
"cough cough"
Mary Jane coughed twice in embarrassment, and explained with some intention of concealing:
"We don't like this Spider-Man right now, but we need it."
"Yeah, it's like condoms for young people, you don't really want them, but you can't live without them."
The little old man deserves to be a lifelong black fan of Spider-Man, even the metaphor is so vicious.
"Fine."
Mason stood up, took out a bottle of Bone Spirit and threw it up and down in his hand, he said:
"Just say if you want me to help heal Daredevil, or not take him. You obviously know a lot about the creatures of the subterranean world, but you don't want to share it with us.
I'm pressed for time, so let's make a deal. Mary Jane, and Mr. Jameson. "
The captain of Team K stared at Mary Jane and said:
"I cured Daredevil, you! You're going to take us underground yourself! Deal?"
(end of this chapter)