Chapter 8 Steal my man? You are not qualified yet!
The three of them were drinking corn mush while discussing about getting married.
Actually, most of the time, it was the third sister Wu Xiuhua who spoke, and the third sister-in-law Xiong Gang responded.
Because most things are for him to go out and do.
The only thing Wu Yuan needs to do by himself is to make a marriage bed.
When the bride enters the door beautifully, it is impossible to make the new couple sleep in the old bed.
So anyway, the bed must be new.
It just so happens that this is Wu Yuan's handicraft again, so instead of spending money to buy it, it's better to make it yourself.
Anyway, everything around my hometown is missing, but there is no shortage of wood.
It's just that the time is a little tight, and I'm afraid I won't be able to work slowly and carefully.
Wu Yuan clapped his hands nonchalantly: "Don't worry, even if I don't eat or sleep, I still have to make this matter beautiful and satisfied."
Xiong Gang showed a tacit smile among men.
It provoked Wu Xiuhua to spit at him, saying that he had led Yaodi to the wrong place.
It was almost nine o'clock when the three of them finished discussing matters, big and small.
Wu Xiuhua got up and hurried away, muttering as she walked: "I'm afraid Xiaowen fell asleep at mother's place, and I don't know if this child is sleeping or not."
After the third sister and her husband left, Wu Yuan was so excited that he tossed and turned in the west wing, unable to fall asleep.
Feeling out the wood, Wu Yuan can carve Luoyan's face without even lighting a lamp.
This girl has already penetrated into his heart.
Suddenly, there was a soft sound in the courtyard.
Listening to the movement, it seems that something has fallen to the ground.
This is nothing surprising.
Guys in rural homes are everywhere, there is a trouble, it's so normal.
If there is any movement, just get up and watch, then you don’t need to sleep that night.
But soon, Wu Yuan realized that this time was different.
Rhubarb's movement is gone.
Wu Yuan quickly put down the puppet, but the carving knife was still in his hand.
Looking through the crack of the door of the main room, under the bright moonlight, a figure is tiptoely opening the door in front of the east room.
This long-lived thief, what about the combination cabinets in my room, this guy really broke it, not to mention the mistakes, and the work.
Immediately shouted: "Who is it!"
Then swooped over, like a tiger descending a mountain.
The thief was not tall at all, but when he saw Wu Yuan's 1.8-meter tall man rushing towards him, coupled with the fact that he was guilty of doing something bad, his legs went limp.
When he turned around and ran, he almost fell to the ground.
It's a pity that this guy came in over the courtyard wall. Now that he was being chased and beaten by Wu Yuanqiong, it would not be so easy to get out again.
Soon, the thief was **** firmly by Wu Yuan and thrown in the yard.
Only then did Wu Yuan free his hand to look at Rhubarb.
Sure enough, rhubarb was drugged and fell to the ground unconscious.
Angrily, Wu Yuan turned around, caught the thief and kicked him fiercely.
The opponent who kicked repeatedly begged for mercy, saying that what he gave Rhubarb was sleeping pills, and it didn't matter.
Even so, Wu Yuan mixed some soapy water and poured the rhubarb down vigorously.
It took about five or six minutes before Rhubarb regained his breath and began to spit water out.
After half an hour, Rhubarb finally stood up on his legs, but he was still languid and unable to get up.
Wu Yuan was so angry that he caught the thief and kicked him for a while.
The thief kicked screamed, and started crying.
This guy was wronged, but made Wu Yuan laugh angrily.
Wait until Wu Yuan took out the flashlight from the room, and shot this guy in the face, what the hell, this traitor is so flirtatious.
Look at this face again, it looks familiar.
"Tell me, what's your name, how many people are in your family, and how many acres of land in the lake?"
Compared to the inexplicable familiarity, Wu Yuan felt that the name Chang Erbiao was more familiar.
So he asked dispensably: "Are you alone, do you have any accomplices?"
Chang Erbiao hesitantly said: "Someone taught me to do this, do you count as an accomplice?"
"who?"
"Xu Yanmei, she said that if you can come up with a gift of 1,000 yuan, the family must have money..."
This pair of dogs and men are really surprising.
Early the next morning, Wu Yuan directly transferred Chang Erbiao to the village headquarters, where Party Secretary Yang happened to be there, and directly asked Director Zhao to hand him over to the police station for interrogation.
Chang Erbiao lost his soul and was so frightened that he couldn't hold his legs.
After saying hello to the prospective father-in-law, Wu Yuan returned his hand.
There is still a lot of work to do at home.
The door rushed for a while, and there was a burst of pleasant bells and chuckles behind me.
"It's you!"
"It's me. You are walking very fast. I have to work harder to catch up." Yang Luoyan squeezed the brake lever and slowed down: "Come up, I will take you."
"You said it all, work harder to catch up with me. If I get on the bike again, don't you ride slower?"
"Whatever you want." Yang Luoyan raised her fair neck, like a proud white swan, in the morning sun, very beautiful.
The two ran and rode together, and when they got home, Yang Luoyan also figured out what happened that night.
"This couple of dogs really have the guts to sneak in!"
The heroic spirit in the words is quite a bit of the father's sturdy demeanor.
As a result, not long after the two of them arrived home, when Yang Luoyan was feeding rhubarb some batter, Xu Yanmei came to the door with disheveled hair and asked Wu Yuan to return his man.
Wu Yuan didn't even bother to talk to her.
I was really blind in my previous life, to be fooled around by such a woman.
Xu Yanmei sat on the ground in front of Wu Yuan's house, crying and shouting.
Recruit people to watch.
This set, Wu Yuan is a big man, it is really difficult to deal with.
You can't talk to her, it's not decent.
Yang Luoyan pushed him to the side of the house and said, "Leave it to me, and I will deal with her."
Wu Yuan still didn't believe it: "No, I'm afraid you will suffer."
After all, Yang Luoyan has delicate skin and tender flesh, if scratching, scratching, breaking the skin, and making a fool of herself, it will be bad.
Even if the injury is exchanged for the injury, it is a loss.
Unexpectedly, Yang Luoyan sent Wu Yuan into the house, and when he returned to the gate, he looked at Xu Yanmei, who was acting like a fool, and couldn't help laughing.
"Just like you, you also want to marry my Wu Yuan?"
"What sweet dream are you doing?"
"I, Yang Luoyan, tell you that you are not qualified to **** my man!"
Xu Yanmei was completely dumbfounded by the scolding.
She only thinks that Wu Yuan is an honest person who is easy to bully.
Who would have thought that the pampered Yang Luoyan would be so vigorous?
The neighbors all know that the Wu family proposed marriage to the Yang family. As for the Xu family, it's nothing like that.
As a result, Xu Yanmei immediately realized that it was a mistake to come today.
Immediately got up and wanted to escape.
However, Yang Luoyan did not let her go so lightly.
"If you can't get my man, you will order your dog man Chang Erbiao to steal the bride price?"
"Just wait, the Public Security Bureau will come to arrest you in a while."
"But this is also good, at least you two don't have to spend at home this year, how much food rations will be saved!"
While talking, a blue and white sidecar really came.
He put his head up and down with a big cap, walked directly in front of Xu Yanmei and said, "Is Xu Yanmei right? Come with me!"
With a plop, Xu Yanmei fell to the ground.
It's all over.
(end of this chapter)