Chapter 268 Begging for Divine Water
People are fake, so Shenshui can't be real.
Besides, there is no magic water in this world that can cure all diseases.
"It's all a trick to deceive people." Yan Lao Er said in a low voice: "Those who are shouting are all trusting."
Yan Yu also said: "That's right, the legs that don't feel feeling can stand up all at once? Some people would believe such an outrageous statement..."
"It's all acting, to cheat money, look at this battle..." Yan Laoer said again: "It's not that there are no discerning people, you look aside, those who are watching coldly must know it in their hearts, but it's hard to say .
If you are exposed by others all at once, the fake Taoists will be hated, and those who have been deceived may not be grateful. "
"It's like a sweet dream that was shattered with a bang." Yan Yu summed it up vividly.
Yan Er Er: "That's right, that's what it means."
He sighed: "Who wouldn't want to have magical water, all diseases can be eliminated, so magical, if it is used by people suffering from epidemic diseases, everything will be healed? Don't say they don't know that there is an epidemic in Guanzhou..."
He suddenly thought of something, his eyes gradually straightened.
Muttering in his mouth: "Shenshui...Shenshui..."
"Oh my god, the right way doesn't work, so we have to think about these crooked ways!" Yan Er Er was so excited that he was trembling.
He tried his best to suppress himself, don't be too excited, otherwise he would be different from those fools who are crazy about fake old ways and Shenshui.
But he really couldn't control himself.
"Dabao, we...we are the ones who have divine water!" Yan Laoer hinted flexibly with his facial features.
Yan Yu immediately received her father's brain hole.
This is really a magical and wonderful way!
She was deeply impressed by her father's wit.
"Father! You always say that your brain is not enough, but I really think that you are too smart!" Yan Yu stared at her father with twinkling eyes: "What's wrong, if you can catch mice, you are a good cat!"
Yan Lao Er couldn't wait to perfect his thinking.
"Let's go, find a place to live first."
The two of them rushed out of the siege with the three treasures. Yan's second son, who was always stingy, didn't even inquire about a few more, so he rushed into the nearest inn with his head covered, and even opened a luxurious room.
This so-called upper house is really good.
The floor is high, the ventilation is good, and the room is also large. Open the windows, and you can look down on the surrounding scenery.
There are no high-rise buildings in Guiyuan Town to block the view. The two-story inn stands out from the crowd and has an excellent view.
Yan Yu fumbled to prop up the window with a wooden stick.
Stick out your little head and look down.
"Father, they seem to be going to the beach." Yan Yu saw the long team walking straight to the beach.
Yan Lao Er, who had just entered the door, carefully closed the door.
"I just asked Xiao Er, Fuyun Guan is offering sacrifices to the Sea God today, thank you for not losing your temper this year, no wind, no waves, and peace.
Said it was thanks to the Taoist Master Fuyun of Fuyun Temple and Sea God who met in a dream and held their arms in a fugue. The two had a very happy chat. "Yan's second opinion on this is only two words: "Ha ha! "
Yan Yu laughed so hard that she almost knocked off the wooden stick supporting the window.
"Focus on your arms...Oh my mother, I can't think about it, I'm laughing to death." Yan Yu endured a lot of hard work: "The image of the sea **** in folklore has always been the dragon king and dragon god. He is a fake old man, and he has arms with others... Hahahaha... I can't laugh, my hands are covered with scales, and when I turn my head, I have a dragon face, ahahahaha!"
"If there is another language barrier, it would be much more funny." Yan Yu's blushing face suddenly became serious, and spit out a series of words in this major.
Yan Lao Er was confused, "What are you talking about?"
"I said—humans with fish lips, you are an interesting person, I will often come to meet you in your dreams in the future, if possible, can you throw some pig heads, sheep heads and cow heads into the sea, for those who live in the sea all year round For me, that is a very rare and delicious snack...Ahahahaha!"
Yan Yu laughed and let out a goose cry.
Yan’s second son couldn’t stand it either, it was a serious matter—sacrificing to the sea god, and let his daughter say, why is it so fun.
The sacrificial team gradually disappeared from sight.
Yan Yu also laughed enough.
asked Yan’s second child: “Father, why are you willing to open such an expensive room for a penny!”
Father is used to it, but she is so generous all of a sudden, not to mention, she really doesn't get used to it.
"We can pick up the goods tomorrow, so don't stay at the inn. The sea wind here is hard, and you'll get sick again if you sleep outside without shelter." Yan's second son is a girl who loves her dearly. There is no way to stay floating on the river. If possible, stay at the inn good.
They have already saved enough, so they just live this day seriously, so that his daughter can relax.
"Besides, you don't know about the upper and lower rooms. The lower room has no windows, the ventilation is not good, and there is no hot water and no food. Come on, it’s not that expensive.”
Yan Laoer has an abacus in his stomach, and it is understandable that the calculation is crackling.
Yan Yu is also shrewd and able to calculate.
I thought about it for a while: "Then it's not a loss to live in a room, three meals or two meals?"
"Two meals, evening and morning." Second Yan said.
"Okay, let's ask Xiao Er to boil more hot water, and let's scrub and wash." Yan Yu said.
As expected of the two of you, you can always think of going together.
Yan Er Er: "I have already told Xiao Er, and it will be delivered to us in a while."
"Father, tell me what you think about Shenshui." Yan Yu looked at her father expectantly.
"It's very simple. Look at those people's crazy enthusiasm for Shenshui. It's believable. Later, let's say that the Shenshui we asked for here is poured into the rice soup openly and let them rush to drink it." Neutrogena thought it was a great idea.
"You have to do a full set of acting, Dad, and fill in all the loopholes." Yan Yu reminded him: "If our medicine is really good, they will all go to Fuyun Temple to ask for the magic water. Isn't it fulfilled by the liar."
Yan's second son: "I've considered this too. We can't say we got it from floating clouds, and we can't have anything to do with immortals or gods, just say it was given by others? Met an expert?
Yan Yu thinks it can be said like this: "Father, let's say that what we have in our hands is talisman water, the ashes of the talisman, some strange smells are also covered up by the way, the talisman was bought from a veteran, and this is the only one.
I want to buy it later, no matter what kind of talisman they bring to us, we will say no, if it doesn’t look like this, it will be blocked by the possibility of cheating money. "
Yan's second son shouted: "Okay!"
Just as he was about to say something, Xiao Er knocked on the door, said a guest officer, and came to bring hot water.
Yan Er Er opened the door, took the kettle over with lightning speed, closed the door again and plugged it in.
It took a while for the fast Xiao Er at the door to react.
Scratching his head, he turned and left.
…
My father and I attached great importance to this scene.
According to their ever-improving script.
In Changping, like those ignorant people, they had to go to Taoist Fuyun to ask for divine water.
This detail cannot be omitted. Although there is no monitoring in this world, there are people!
The people here are the best monitoring.
They are foreigners with unfamiliar faces, and their every move is very eye-catching in the eyes of Guiyuan County people.
So the two of them simply cleaned up and ran to the beach.
The ritual by the sea is in progress.
Aside from Daoist Fuyun, the most eye-catching thing is the three animals placed in the middle.
I saw that fake old man got a mahogany sword from nowhere.
Waving very irregularly.
Yan Yu's pertinent comment: "The movements are very skillful, and there are no flaws."
Yan Laoer said: "Without a second thought, how dare you come out to deceive people."
"When will this sacrifice end?" Yan Yu waited impatiently, chattering, can you give me a good time.
"Hurry up, you see, all three animals have been thrown into the sea." Yan's second son felt a little regretful: "Blind these three heads for nothing."
"Father, someone asked for divine water, let's go too." Yan Yu was eager to try.
Yan Er Er saw that it was indeed true, and hurriedly said: "Let's go around from the side and find a good position."
The so-called good location is just one standard, conspicuous.
The father and daughter made a long circle, Yan Yu dragged her father with one hand, and pushed away the person in front of her with the other.
She is small, flexible and has a lot of strength. With her father, she passed three levels and passed five generals, and soon squeezed into the front row.
At this time, it's time for Yan's second child to make an appearance.
Others are begging on their knees, but Yan Laoer is no, a liar, why should he be asked to kneel.
He rushed over and grabbed the fake Taoist's arm.
With an anxious expression on his face, he begged bitterly: "Master Daoist, Master Fuyun, we are suffering from an epidemic in Guanzhou, please give me some magic water, let me take it back to save those suffering people, give me some magic water, are you Save the old gods who are in distress, save them!"
As soon as he said that he came from Guanzhou, and that he was praying for divine water for the people suffering from the epidemic, Daoist Fuyun immediately wanted to kick him away.
What a joke.
The plague is so severe, who knows if you have it, so you just pounce on me.
But before he could move, he heard a child's shrill voice: "The old **** is saving the suffering. We are sincere and sincere. Drinking the divine water will surely cure all diseases. When the time comes, we will give you a gift from the Taoist priest." For longevity tablet!"
The Yan family father and daughter came prepared.
Inquired about the actions of Fuyun Temple, especially this Shenshui.
It is said that this divine water is not effective for everyone to drink, you must be sincere, and sincerity will lead to success.
The divine water of Fuyun Temple is not sold for money, it is all given by the Taoist priest.
If you are grateful for your kindness, you will go to Fuyun Temple and invite the Taoist **** to go back and worship.
Once Daoist priests are invited in Fuyun Temple, it is not a one-shot deal, three festivals and two longevity, various Taoist festivals and ceremonies... Whenever the Taoist temple is called, it must be paid by someone.
Be more filial than those filial sons and virtuous grandchildren.
Their father and daughter concluded that this is still a group of long-term liars.
As for the so-called "sincerity leads to spirit", it is completely blind.
If it doesn’t work, it’s called insincerity, but if it works, it’s a godsend.
In short, the truth lies with them, and the right of interpretation ultimately belongs to Fuyunguan.
Daoist Fuyun coughed lightly, and corrected her: "It's not the tablet of longevity, but the tablet of Dao Zun."
Yan Yu nodded again and again: "God, we will offer the god."
Here's a hammer for you!
Hurry up and reject us, there is still the next game to catch up.
Shenshui is not easy to give to others.
Otherwise, what are these older people doing, kneeling and begging, following them from the town to the beach.
"If you sincerely ask for each other, it doesn't matter, this divine water will be given to you."
Daoist Fuyun stretched out his hand, and the little Taoist next to him handed over a bluish-white porcelain bottle.
Yan's second son loosened his hands in shock.
Yan Yu didn't expect that they would ask for this divine water as soon as they asked for it.
Yan Er who got the Shenshui was dizzy.
Although it didn't match the plan, I knew how to thank him.
"Thank you, Daoist, your merits are immeasurable for saving the suffering."
Yan Yu had no choice but to flatter her loudly with a sincere face: "The old **** has done a lot of good deeds for saving the suffering."
Daoist Fuyun acted like a master, and said leisurely: "Sincerity leads to spirit."
Seeing that they had received Shenshui, the people around them were even more excited than them.
Some said they were lucky, some said Fuyun Daoist was kind, and some seized the time to ask for another wave, hoping to be given divine water.
The two squeezed out with difficulty, not daring to stay at all, and hurried back to the inn.
"What's the matter? This is different from what we planned." Yan Laoer looked at the porcelain vase on the table, touched it with his fingers, looked up and down, left, right, left, right, and shook it a few times. The sound of liquid flowing inside was released again.
"I don't know what kind of water is in it, not to mention that this bottle is very delicate, the scammer paid a lot of money, I don't know how much this porcelain bottle can sell for." He secretly estimated the value of the porcelain bottle in his heart.
This trip is not bad, such an exquisite bottle can be sold for a penny, isn't that the same as reimbursement for the hotel?
Yan Yu wrinkled her face.
"Although having this bottle makes it easier for others to trust us and drink the divine water happily, but if our medicine works, wouldn't it be famous for Fuyun Guan?"
"Didn't the fake old man say that sincerity is true.
They will go to Fuyun Guanqiu in the future, but it is useless to drink it, because they are not sincere. "Yan Laoer said casually.
Yan Yu seemed to be lit up.
"That's right, dad! Shenshui doesn't need money, and Fuyunguan is cheating on the long-term offerings in the future. Whoever wants to come and ask for it, and if it doesn't work after drinking, naturally no one asks for it. You can also pick up a layer of floating clouds by the way." Look at the skin, people say it is awesome, everyone says that the divine water is not effective, this divine water, can it still be divine water?!"
Yan Lao Er: "Hahaha! That's right! Shenshui doesn't work, and Fuyun Temple will not be able to cheat money in the future. It's really dark. It's not enough to make a fortune, and I want to make people to support them for the rest of their lives. See In the future, if everyone doesn’t believe in this magical water, what will they do.”
…
Early in the morning of the second day, Yan's father and daughter had a free breakfast at the inn.
Two bowls of gruel, a plate of pickles, two eggs, and two pancakes.
Refreshing.
The rice given for free, regardless of whether it is delicious or not, is just one word - fragrant.
Yan Laoer inspected the products one by one at the pharmacy and paid the final payment.
Yan Yu stood in the street, staring at the cars and people pulling goods.
Waiting for Yan Laoer to sort out the goods in each pharmacy, the several cars gathered together slowly set off.
The price couldn’t be negotiated, so Yan Laoer talked about the delivery service.
Send this batch of medicinal materials to a location near their raft on the seaside outside the town.
Didn't dare to let people see their raft, lest they make a fuss.
But having said that, they are indeed the first to use rafts to transport so many things.
The delivery guys thought they had an agreement with someone to wait for the ship nearby.
Yan Er Er had no objection to asking them to unload the cargo here.
Put down the medicine bag and leave.
Seeing people walking away, the father and daughter asked Sanbao to pull the hidden raft over, and the father and daughter piled bags on top of the raft.
Two in one again~
The house really caught a cold, so uncomfortable, sleepy, weak, the alarm clock rang once an hour, and I didn't get up until three times. I wanted to ask for leave, but after thinking about it, I still insisted~
Dear friends, waiting is my motivation~
Come on ヾ(°°)
(end of this chapter)