Chapter 734 Polygraph Puppet
The disciples of the Hehuan Sect made a good start, and more and more eye-catching puppets appeared.
"This is the learning puppet I made, which can urge children to study hard."
"The child doesn't study hard, and the parents don't have the heart to beat the child. What should I do? At this time, I need my learning puppet to appear."
"The learning puppet can supervise the child's study and check the child's homework. If the child does not study hard or does not complete the homework, the learning puppet will hit the child."
"This learning puppet has a Qi training period and its quality is guaranteed."
The learning puppet is physically strong, and it hurts when it hits someone.
The Luban Sect Master asked curiously: "If the child is very talented, what if he can't beat the child by learning puppets?"
Some children practice very fast, and they are already foundation-building stage and golden core stage monks before they reach adulthood.
The contestant waved his hand: "That's right, you can beat a puppet, so what's the point of learning, hurry up and practice."
The suzerain of Lubanzong thinks it makes sense.
Learning Golem gets high marks.
"This is the chef puppet I made, which can cook automatically."
The chef wearing a white tall hat stood in front of the pots and pans, and he was very good at cooking.
Sovereign Luban frowned: "There is no soul in cooking with puppets."
The man seemed to have expected that Lu Banzong would say this, so he explained: "My chef puppet is specially made and can only cook special dishes."
"What special dish?"
The man cleared his throat, and introduced in the tone of selling goods: "In daily life, we sometimes always want to eat some heavy-tasting dishes, but we are worried that if we are inexperienced, the dishes won't taste good, or we think they are too heavy-tasting, so we won't be able to eat them."
"Faced with this kind of problem, the chef puppet can help you. Our chef puppet can cook a series of delicacies such as stewed durian with stinky tofu and large intestine sashimi."
The man said to Lu Banzong: "If you don't believe me, I can ask the puppet to do it on the spot."
The head of the Luban Sect shook his head vigorously, declined the man's kindness, and asked the judges to score quickly.
The judges did not like to eat heavy food, so they gave the chef puppet a very low score.
The suzerain of Luban Sect came to another puppet with a savage face: "What is this?"
The puppet's eyes gradually brightened, and he asked back, "What the **** are you?"
The Luban Sect Master was stunned for a moment, and the puppet took advantage of the victory to pursue, blurting out all kinds of swear words, opening and closing, scolding very imposingly.
The most important thing is not to use dirty words.
Seeing that the suzerain Luban was angry, the refiner hurried out and explained: "This is a curse puppet invented by me."
"I'm not good at talking. I can't speak after being scolded. I invented this curse puppet. If the puppet detects that someone insults me or it, it will automatically fight back."
"I also collected a lot of swear words and installed them into its core, so that I can guarantee to win."
The refiner was introducing, and the puppet was cursing. It was very noisy. The Luban sect master couldn't help but said, "Can you make it stop?"
The refiner said with a guilty face: "I'm sorry, if the other party doesn't admit defeat, it won't stop."
Luban Sect Master: "..."
I have to admit defeat after being scolded as a co-author?
Finally scolding the puppet gets a higher score.
Emperor Chu silently looked at all kinds of puppets, which he never thought of.
Wherever he went, crowds gathered, chanting his feats, a side of people he rarely saw.
Jiang Li reminded from the side: "Don't give birth to the urge to kill just to be number one."
Emperor Chu really had this idea. These daily necessities were too expensive, and he felt that his team would not be able to win.
The head of the Luban sect found Jiang Li and Chudi, looked at the simple puppets on the table, and asked, "What is the function of your puppets?"
"This is a polygraph puppet. If you tell a lie, the puppet's nose will grow longer." Jiang Li introduced.
After careful study, this also involves the way of cause and effect, which is very mysterious. Few people in Kyushu know it, and the person in front of them will not expect it.
The polygraph puppet is more effective in life. How many tacit couples will divorce because of this?
"Could you please demonstrate?"
"Yes. Emperor Chu is a good emperor who treats people kindly, has a kind heart, and is willing to help others." Jiang Li said.
The polygraph puppet's nose became longer, and the suzerain of Lu Banzong was so frightened that he quickly pressed the puppet's nose back.
The head of the Luban sect looked left and right, and was relieved to see that there were only Xu Li and Jiang Jiangli nearby, and there was no Emperor Chu.
If Chudi heard this, he might react.
Emperor Chu looked at the puppet expressionlessly.
"Let me ask a few questions." The Luban Sect Master worried that this was a procedure that Jiang Li had set long ago.
"Water is highly poisonous."
The puppet's nose becomes longer.
"No one in the world can practice to the Mahayana stage."
The puppet's nose becomes longer.
“I have my heart and soul for my wife.”
The puppet's nose becomes longer.
"Huh?!" Lu Banzong's eyes widened. When did he like other puppets? Why didn't he know?
In the entire Lubanzong, who doesn't know that he and his wife love each other and have the best relationship.
"I am the suzerain of Luban Sect."
The puppet's nose becomes longer.
"The suzerain of Daozong is Bai Hongtu."
The puppet's nose becomes longer.
"You are not a lie detector puppet at all!"
The puppet's nose becomes longer.
Luban Sect Master: "..."
He finally knew that no matter what he said, the puppet's nose would grow longer.
Jiang Li was unhappy: "That's right, am I lying?"
"right."
"Did you use a puppet to detect it?"
"right."
"Then I said that this puppet can test lies, is it a lie?"
"That's right...it's not you waiting, let me smooth it out." Lu Banzong was halfway through speaking, feeling that something was wrong, and half clutched his forehead to organize his thoughts.
"You said that the puppet is a lie detection puppet, and you are indeed lying, and the puppet can indeed test lies, so this puppet is a lie detection puppet."
"But if you really lie, this puppet cannot test lies, so it is not a lie detector puppet."
The suzerain of Lubanzong always felt that there was a problem with the logic, but he couldn't figure out what the problem was.
"No, you have a problem with this puppet. The competition requires daily necessities. What kind of daily necessities are you?" Luban Sect Master jumped out of the logical circle.
Jiang Li said calmly, "Is there anyone with whom you don't have a good relationship, but you want to give gifts during the holidays?"
"have."
"Give him the polygraph puppet as a gift, and let him think about whether it is a polygraph puppet."
Jiang Li said, and gave the lie detector puppet to Emperor Chu.
Emperor Chu frowned, thinking whether Jiang Li was lying or not.
(end of this chapter)