Chapter 259 Da Zhou Edition Nezha Naohai
When Bai Hongtu said that he was performing crossing robbery, Ji Zhi enthusiastically took out the heart-saving pills he had prepared long ago.
Jiang Li had a strong heart, so he didn't need the heart-saving pills at all, which made Ji Zhi quite regretful.
The thunder light in the center of the stage is beautiful, it is difficult to see Bai Hongtu's expression clearly, only Jiang Li can see it clearly.
Bai Hongtu grinned and played the hula hoop, seemingly relaxed, but in fact, his whole body was trembling, shaking his body involuntarily.
Because the Thunder Tribulation was too powerful, Bai Hongtu's clothes were burnt and turned into ashes.
In other words, he is now naked.
"The Sovereign of Daozong Runs Naked"
Jiang Li rubbed his face, this second performance is just for me to play so big.
After the thunder calamity passed, the ladder to immortality still did not appear. Jiang Li took advantage of the fact that the crowd had not yet adapted to the changing light, wrapped Bai Hongtu in a white shroud, and brought him back to the stands.
"This Lei Jie is immoral. The good news is not as bad as clothes. Why don't you even leave me a pair of pants." Bai Hongtu cursed.
He was wearing a shroud, wrapped himself tightly, only his head was exposed, and angrily denounced Lei Jie, completely unable to see the joy of successfully crossing the tribulation.
Jiang Li shaved the back of his head and pretended.
At present, there are only two people in Kyushu who have survived the tribulation of immortality, Commander Liu and Li Er, and Bai Hongtu is the third, and the most conspicuous one.
"How does it feel to go through the Tribulation of Immortals for the first time?" Jiang Li asked casually, and the others immediately pricked up their ears.
Bai Hongtu curled his lips: "What can I do, I feel like I can become an Earth Immortal at any time, I just need to be baptized with immortal power, I'm so aggrieved."
"On the contrary, it is the Mahayana period, and there is no feeling of touching it at all. To be honest, if there is no precedent like you, I doubt whether there is a state of the Mahayana period."
"Tell me about how to break through the Mahayana period."
Jiang Li stared: "It's not the first time I've told you how to break through the Mahayana stage. Your brains are not working well and you can't understand my theory. What should I do?"
Bai Hongtu smiled apologetically: "Brother Jiang, you are my brother. How about you taking the trouble to simplify the theory so that we, the dull Transcendence Tribulation Period, can understand it?"
Jiang Li agreed, and he has been trying to split and simplify the Mahayana theory, but there has been no progress.
Bai Hongtu's crossing tribulation was too powerful, the entire stage was smashed to pieces, Commander Liu resisted the urge to vomit blood, and sent extra manpower to repair the stage.
"Next is the performance of Buddhism - rock-paper-scissors. Rock-paper-scissors is an ancient sport. It not only competes with luck, but also tests eyesight and hand speed. Let us wait and see what surprises Buddhism can bring us."
The name of the performance of Buddhism sounds confusing, but the host is a ruthless person who has experienced the transformation into an immortal calamity on the spot, and he has also seen strong winds and waves. He doesn't feel any problem with the performance of Buddhism, so he applauds and welcomes him.
The audience in the audience was still reminiscing about the majestic thunder disaster just now, and it took a long time to recover and began to applaud.
Two holy bodhisattvas moved lightly with lotus steps, stepped onto the stage, put their palms together, and lowered their eyebrows in a gesture of compassion.
Suddenly thousands of hands appeared behind him, clasped palms, clenched fists, and stretched out two fingers.
The two Bodhisattvas actually used the move of Avalokitesvara to play rock-paper-scissors!
Both sides have thousands of hands, corresponding one by one, stretching out scissors or hammers, to see who can win.
Only when one side beats the other with thousands of hands, can it be considered a victory!
"Whose idea is this?"
Arhat Jianglong and Arhat Not Subdued looked at each other, and both pointed to the Brahma Pagoda: "Proposal from Buddha Treasure."
The Brahma Tower didn’t think there was anything wrong with this performance, and said confidently: “Isn’t a performance meant to be entertaining and unexpected?”
"Don't you see the posture of the two Bodhisattvas Avalokitesvara is not beautiful, it is ornamental."
"Do you know when the winner will be determined? This is a surprise."
“The performance was just perfect.”
"The performance is very good, next time you are not allowed to perform."
Brahma Tower was delighted to hear the praise.
The two Bodhisattvas couldn't tell the winner in one day. Jiang Li sent a voice transmission to the two Bodhisattvas, and hurriedly gave out rocks from one side and scissors from the other side, ending the performance.
Confucianism performed language changes. Prior to this, they searched ancient books, researched history, sorted out the language change process, and then carefully polished the script. On the stage, they used silent words and exaggerated movements to show how thousands of languages were unified into Kyushu language, giving people a heavy epic sense.
With Daozong and Buddhist jewels in front, the Confucian performance seemed so normal that it didn't fit the atmosphere of the scene.
"Our sense of innovation is not enough." Dong Zhongren reflected.
Jiang Li hurriedly said: "No, no, it's fine if you do this, and you don't need to innovate anymore."
After finally catching an ordinary person, Jiang Li must not let him go.
"The following is a play jointly performed by the Great Zhou Dynasty and the Four Seas Dragon Palace—Nezha Li Naohai."
"???" Jiang Li was confused, what the **** is Nezha Li, doesn't it sound awkward?
He is not surprised that there is a story about Nezha making troubles in the sea in Kyushu, because this is what he spread, and it is very popular. People in Kyushu like to hear stories about gods and ghosts most.
The performance on the stage is unfolding in an orderly manner.
Where the Great Zhou Dynasty was facing the sea, there was a place called Chentangguan. The commander-in-chief was named Li Jing, and his wife was Mrs. Yin.
Mrs. Yin gave birth to her third son.
"Since the eldest son is called Jinzha and the second son is called Muzha, the third son is called Shuizha." Li Jing suggested.
"The sluice is too ugly, let's call it Nezha." Mrs. Yin felt that her husband's name was not good.
"Okay, let's call him Nezha, and my third son is called Li Nezha." Li Jing laughed, thinking that his wife was still educated.
Nezha Li has a talent for cultivating immortals, and his cultivation base is growing rapidly.
Dazhou is adjacent to the East China Sea, and the third prince of the Dragon King caused troubles, making Chentangguan miserable, and the third prince of the Dragon King wanted to eat the children of fishermen’s families. Li Nezha was so angry that he fought with the third prince of the Dragon King for 300 rounds. In the end, the third prince of the Dragon King lost to Li Nezha and was stripped of his dragon tendons.
The Dragon King of the East China Sea was furious when he heard the words, called three brothers, turned into the real dragon body, held the dragon ball, and put pressure on Chen Tangguan to ask Li Jing to hand over Li Nezha, otherwise Chen Tangguan would be flooded!
The Dragon King of the Four Seas exerted boundless mana to form a tsunami thousands of feet high, even covering the sun. Chentangguan seemed too small in the face of such disasters.
Li Jing was helpless but vowed to die. Mrs. Yin was crying heartbreakingly. Li Nezha stood up bravely with righteousness in mind: "Old Dragon King, I'm out, what are you going to do to me!"
The Dragon King of the East China Sea showed a row of sharp teeth, and said cruelly: "Of course it is your crime of intentional injury, and you will be sent to Da Zhou for punishment!"
"???" Jiang Li felt that this was slightly different from what he remembered.
(end of this chapter)