Chapter 45 Tiger on the Balcony Zhao Village Master
“Hello, sister-in-law!”
“Hello, sister-in-law.”
The bandits' New Year was even worse than that of the domestic animals, so they took half a day off on New Year's Eve and a whole day on New Year's Day, a day and a half off.
On the morning of the second day of the Lunar New Year, the stronghold was back in operation. Zhao Changhe went to the martial arts field to assemble the army, personally taught and led others to practice. Those who did not practice were assigned their own assignments, and the previously stagnant trap-laying movement was restarted.
Zhao Changhe felt that if he had not traveled through time, he might have become a capitalist who wanted to hang street lights.
But the village is related to everyone’s safety...
Zhao Changhe is in charge, and Yue Hongling is walking around the village, mainly to familiarize herself with the traps and not to step into them again... Although she is not seriously injured now, she can get away even if she steps into a trap, but she is unhappy.
She actually wanted to dismantle the trap...forget it.
“Sister-in-law, are you going shopping?”
“Sister-in-law, how do you and the boss know each other? Why don’t I believe them when they say there is an earthen kiln in the city?”
"If you can't speak, you can cut out your tongue yourself." Yue Hongling said expressionlessly.
There are a lot of bandits who can't speak, but not all of them are awake. Some of them asked the boss why he was overdrafted yesterday. Can you explain in detail? Such a fierce man even got cramps. How can this sister-in-law be exploited...
This idiot is still hanging upside down by the edge of the martial arts arena in public. The boss doesn't even dare to let go of a fart, which highlights who is holding this village down.
"Don't bury the thorns in these pits." Yue Hongling stopped a gangster who was trying to add thorns in the pits: "The village is so big, not everyone knows where the traps are. It would be bad if one of their own is trapped."
The gangster scratched his head: "It's useless if there are no thorns at the bottom. Is it a trap or a place where people can hide and defecate?"
“Bang!” The gangster was kicked away.
I think Zhao Changhe is rude. Only when he really comes into contact with these gangsters can he understand what it means to speak freely and without any taboos. Zhao Changhe at most uses some vulgar words when he curses, but his daily language is still civilized...
Yue Hongling pinched her head with a headache and pointed at the other people shivering beside her: "You, you, you... go and remove all the thorns in other pits. This kind of death trap can be placed outside the stockade, in the back mountains, in various places. Located near the mountain road, the ones in these places can show more murderous intent, and the ones inside the village can trap the enemy to avoid accidental damage. "
“Okay, listen to my sister-in-law!”
"There are other ways to avoid burying thorns. For example, if you step on it, ice water will pour down on it. At this time of year, most people have to peel off their skin; and if you step on it, vines will wrap around and close on top of it. There are many more mechanisms in the world, and you can use them to your advantage. Have some imagination, whoever comes up with a good routine will be rewarded!”
“Also, it’s spring, and the mountains are so big. There are places where we can plant some things. This can supplement the expenses without leaving the mountains empty.”
“This is not a gangster? Can you say it again?”
“No one has any objections, right? Just do it.”
“What do you think of the boss? The boss! I’m asking you!”
Zhao Changhe's voice came from afar: "Listen to her..."
Who is in charge here?
People in the village really feel that they have an extra housekeeper, but this housekeeper is also a half-hearted person. She doesn’t know much about housekeeping and can only pat her head. Just like if you tell her to plant something, if you really ask her to come up with something to plant, she will look at you steadily, and you don’t know whether she is angry because of the question, or because her mind is simply empty.
She doesn’t look at things like warehouse accounts, she can’t understand them at all, and that kind of confusion where she knows every word but doesn’t know what it means when they are put together is particularly cute.
In the end, the boss had to watch it in person, and then she ran fiercely to lead others to practice.
No one knows who is the leader of the village and who is the wife. It seems that the inside and outside are reversed.
Lunch.
"That..." Zhao Changhe spoke hesitantly after almost finishing his meal.
Yue Hongling chewed meat with her cheeks moving and raised her eyes to look at him. Zhao Changhe was unexpectedly struck by the cuteness. He turned around and looked away. He coughed and said, "I asked them to renovate the house next door. You can live there from today on. There is a bucket in the house, and I asked them to boil hot water in it every night." for you."
Yue Hongling blinked, the housekeeping arrangements are fine, you can be the wife from now on.
In fact, Yue Hongling is different from Luo Qi. She really doesn't need to sleep. She can just sit on a chair and meditate. The similar embarrassment will not happen. Yue Hongling herself didn't plan to live separately. After all, "Mrs. Yazhai" couldn't live together, which would arouse people's suspicion. At the very least, people would think that the husband of the village master was weak.
But Yue Hongling also knew that there would be some problems no matter what if men and women lived together. Zhao Changhe wanted to avoid her embarrassment in advance and would rather be laughed at by her husband.
"Aren't you afraid of being laughed at by the younger ones?" She still asked deliberately.
"Compared to those, I hope you can live here longer without any mental disorders." Zhao Changhe muttered: "Although this housekeeper actually doesn't know how to do anything."
Yue Hongling glared angrily, and Zhao Changhe raised his hands to surrender.
After staring at him for a long time, Yue Hongling finally curled her lips and said: "Okay. However, no matter how long you stay, you still have to leave. After eating, take a rest and continue sparring today."
…
"Second brother, the atmosphere in the city has been a bit strange recently." At the inn in the city, the girl asked her brother with some confusion: "I found that some gangsters from far away came over, such as Lin Feihu from the Black Tiger Gang, who is a master of the fourth level of the entrance hall. … Could it be that he heard that you and Yue Hongling had a fight on the long street, and both sides suffered losses, so he planned to come here to pick peaches? "
The brother and sister are no longer the same people who pretended to be clothed when they passed by Mang Mountain. The girl is wearing a hooded mink fur, with her head wrapped in a furry hat, revealing a rosy little face. She is very cute and cute. You can also see the appearance of a "passerby" at that time... I can only say that acting ugly and low-key is an essential skill for walking in the world.
Cui Yuanyong was dressed in a brocade robe and sat leisurely by the window reading a book. He was truly a handsome young man, as gentle as jade.
After listening to his sister's question, he smiled warmly: "Don't worry, in the battle between me and Yue Hongling, both sides have their own sense of proportion. The injury will be healed in three to five days at most. Bystanders can also see that. Our injuries were not serious. When the news spread, even if others came, half a month would have passed... Everyone knew that we had recovered, so why did we come? "
Yes, it has been half a month since their fight, and Yue Hongling has also been working as the "wife of the stronghold" in the village for half a month. It was still hard for Cui Yuanyong to understand this matter, and it was hard to imagine this fact no matter how hard he thought about it. However, he saw it with his own eyes, and it was Yue Hongling who took the initiative to do it to Tao Zhe.
It's been half a month since I couldn't leave. Zhao Changhe must be a strong man and Yue Hongling is very satisfied, right?
As expected, this is what a village girl in the mountains is like. She can be beaten and beaten, but she is still vulgar.
Fortunately, Cui Yuanyong is really not a gossip. He didn't even tell his sister about this matter - it's hard to tell such a thing to a young girl. He only told his sister Yue Hongling to hide in Beimang Village to recuperate. Don't send this sister who is eager to catch the wanted criminal away.
Cui Yuanyong thought for a while, then smiled and said: "So Lin Feihu's visit here should have nothing to do with us. Instead, he may be here to trouble Zhao Changhe. Zhao Changhe tried his sword on Mang Mountain and was invincible. It was time to attract the tiger from outside. "
After hearing what her brother said, the girl hummed and said: "What kind of brains can a country man have? If the fourth level of the entrance hall comes to the door, will Zhao Changhe be cut down? What will happen to my mission?"
Cui Yuanyong was a little speechless: "There is Yue Hongling who is fully recovered from his injuries living in the village. I can't even beat him, but him? Except for the master of Tiandi Renbang, whoever comes to look for trouble will be lucky..."
The girl also thought of this, laughed out loud, and then frowned, very strange: "It has been half a month, Yue Hongling's injury should have been cured long ago, why is she still stuck in the mountain stronghold and unable to come down? ?”
Cui Yuanyong read the book without raising his head: "People are free to come and go, and they can stay wherever they like, do you care?"
“What about my mission? I’m waiting here?”
“I’ll let you break through the third heaven first. What are you doing recently?”
“…Isn’t this because you are injured and I am guarding you?”
“Yes, yes, yes, I really need you to guard me.” Cui Yuanyong sighed: “The Chief Tang asked you to do this task. I originally thought it was just to deal with your naivety of trying to catch a thief...”
"Um?"
"Yeah, I wish, so I can just find a wanted criminal for you to play with. Now it seems that Zhao Changhe is so powerful that he is not comparable to a simple gangster. I feel that I underestimated this matter originally. Chief Tang may be testing some of our Cui family's ideas... You It’s better to abandon this mission—this is not a suggestion, it is an order.”
The girl's eyes rolled, and she said with a smile: "The power is like a tiger, does it mean that the rumors in the village were promoted by Mrs. Yazhai like a cat, and the tiger is sitting on the balcony?"
“…Don’t interrupt, just give up if I ask you to.”
“It’s really boring.” The girl stomped away angrily, not sure if she heard it or not.
(End of this chapter)