Chapter 226: two pig heads

Chapter 226 Two Pig Heads

They said they were going to Jianhu Lake, but the two of them left the city very slowly.

Two little pigs were wandering along the streets of the city, looking curiously at the stalls and dazzling shops on the left and right. They were obviously well-informed people, but they felt very strange at this moment.

Zhao Changhe has never really gone shopping in this life, whether in Qinghe or Suyang. When I was in Suzhou, I had two options for shopping and visiting the lake. The final choice was to visit the lake.

 And Suzaku didn’t know how many years it had been since he went out shopping like a little girl... As soon as Suzaku put on the mask, his murderous aura overflowed, and the whole street became silent, just for a stroll.

Let alone your real identity, it’s even more difficult to go shopping.

But now... people's eyes fell on their faces, and there was no longer fear, replaced by an aunt's smile, full of goodwill.

This feeling is very strange...a bit relaxed and comfortable, but also a bit shameful. The eldest person is still wearing a pig, and it seems to be misunderstood that he is a couple with the pig next to him. The aunt's smile is very awkward.

Then I feel that no one knows who I am when I wear a mask, so why am I ashamed?

So only relaxation and novelty are left.

Jianhu City is quite prosperous. Although it is not as good as the capital, it is more unique. For example, the style of pancakes sold there seems to have never been seen in the capital. They are as thick as steamed buns and smell a little fragrant.

"Hey." Zhuque nudged Zhao Changhe with his elbow: "We didn't eat breakfast. We were on the road early in the morning, and it's almost noon now. Let me tell you, not eating breakfast is not good for practicing martial arts..."

“Do you want to eat those pancakes?”

“No, I’m warning you...”

Zhao Changhe had already arrived at the pancake stall: "Here are two."

Suzaku wandered over to him: "I didn't say I wanted to eat this, it was your choice."

“Then just one?”

Before he finished speaking, his hands were empty, and the pancakes he had already received were suddenly snatched away.

Turning around to look, a pig's head grunted: "Why don't you eat me? It's confiscated."

Zhao Changhe: “…”

The bottom of the pig's head stirred up a little, and it didn't feel hot to the mouth. I took a bite of the pancake and quickly covered it.

Zhao Changhe shook his head and smiled, turned around and threw a piece of broken silver, took another piece of cake and ate it while walking.

Suzaku said casually: "I heard people say that you had no money after you left the south. Now I see you staying in a store to buy things, and you look like you have endless money. Where did you get this money?"

Zhao Changhe wondered: "How come you are so well-informed? I only complained to Xuanchong when I had no money."

“That’s Caobang’s ship, and there are many of our people on board.”

“…Okay. You really collected all my information in detail.”

“It’s not clear enough. For example, I don’t know where your money comes from. Did Cui Yuanyang give you money again?”

“It was given by your holy lady.”

“…” Suzaku suddenly felt that the cake in his hand was no longer fragrant.

Little hoof, you use the money from the holy religion to support a man, right?

“I’m just kidding, hahaha.” Zhao Changhe said with a smile: “I lost the banknotes, but I didn’t lose the broken silver. I already had it, but there really isn’t much left, so I have to find a way to get money.”

“If you make such a joke again, I’ll beat you up.”

“Yesterday I called my brother good, but today I’m shouting about beatings and killings. Oh, by the way, how does your holy religion make money? Do you accept donations from believers?”

"We have our own properties, and many of them are not shady properties, but are open and honest. It's just that no one knows that the person in charge is ours." Suzaku gnawed on the cake leisurely: "The strength of the Holy Religion is not yours. You can figure it out by asking around, but you can't imagine the forces behind it... How about joining the religion? I'll give you a good position. You'll be a popular drinker in the future, and martial arts won't be a problem. We can mobilize all members for any meridian problem. I’ll find it for you. It’s much more comfortable to rely on a good sect than to work alone.”

“Just give it to me later.”

Zhao Changhe really didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "I didn't say anything. You just made up your own mind. Did you think so yourself?" "I just knew you would think so!"

"Yes, yes, yes." Zhao Changhe couldn't refute. He really had this misunderstanding. Otherwise, why would Suzaku ask you to come? It's a gift.

That's why there was teasing before.

But if you think about it carefully, it seems right. The Four Symbols Sect does not use women to seduce people. It is said that they are talking about the Demon Sect. In fact, they are very proud of it.

It's a good thing, at least you don't have to worry about being sent on such a mission. This Winged Fire Snake lady is pretty good too. She can't just be sent to seduce men.

Speaking of which, you’ve already teased me, why don’t you pretend to be a gentleman now and stop people from calling you good brother?

Zhao Changhe was too lazy to dwell on this and said with a smile: "What are you trying to say to someone who is not a religious person? Why is your venerable family still studying my horoscope? What if it is not suitable at all?"

Zhuque secretly thought that the reason I want to recruit you now is not for the stars...forget it, I can't say this. I can only say: "Then you are alone in the world and have no money. What should you do? Go and rob?"

Before he finished speaking, someone suddenly blocked the way in front of him: "The two little pigs are quite rich. They use scraps of silver to buy a pancake, so you can spend whatever money you have left."

Zhao Changhe: “…”

Suzaku: “…”

Seeing the confused look of the two pig-haired men, the other party was obviously here to rob, but he almost died from laughter: "Young men and women come to Jianhu City to fall in love. Didn't any elders tell you that Jianhu City is in chaos?"

The two pig heads seemed to have just realized what had happened, and they felt incredible emotions in their hearts.

We were actually robbed by gangsters in the city... Oh, yes, I have long heard that Jianhu City is a mixed bag of good and bad, and it is very chaotic. I have never experienced it before, and I didn’t expect that my first experience would be here.

Even though he is wearing a pig-headed mask, the dragon bird on Zhao Changhe's back is still there. Is it because there are more people wearing this kind of clothing and it no longer has any deterrent effect?

Zhao Changhe felt that the young lady next to him had become silent. The feeling of laughter and good mood that could be felt through the mask suddenly became serious, and the murderous intent in his eyes could almost freeze a person's soul.

This is the young lady from the ninth level of the entrance hall!

Zhao Changhe pulled her silently and took a step across to stand between her and the robber.

“Oh? I really thought you were Zhao Changhe with the broad sword on your back.” The other party laughed loudly: “You are actually playing hero to save the beauty in front of so many of us, hahahaha...”

The laughter was cut directly in the throat.

The majestic pig-headed man with the broad sword on his back suddenly moved, and with an elegant movement that should never belong to his shape, he instantly arrived in front of the leader and grabbed his neck with one hand.

The man tried to parry, but only the shadow of his hand could be resisted. His neck tightened and he was already lifted up by his whole body: "You've come just in time. Hand over your money. Grandpa hasn't done this work for a long time. Send it to me." Nostalgia.”

Suzaku's murderous aura disappeared without a trace in an instant, and he burst into laughter.

This thing is really fun.

More and more people now regard Zhao Changhe as an upright knight, but they have forgotten his roots. He is really a bandit in a cottage, and he can fight back and rob on the spot without batting an eyelid.

The man was so pinched that his face turned purple and he couldn't even speak. A group of young men nearby drew their swords and surrounded Zhao Changhe, shouting nervously: "Where did the Dragon Crossing the River come from? We are from Mr. Sha Qi of Kangle Gambling House. It’s a good idea to weigh it up!”

“Never heard of it.” Zhao Changhe stretched out his left hand and lifted the speaker up again, as if the sword in his hand did not exist.

Then he slammed the two people holding them together, and they both fainted and fell to the ground.

Zhao Changhe rubbed his fists and continued to walk towards the other gang members.

People almost saw a pig demon wreaking havoc, and they all shouted: "Your Majesty, please think clearly. Even Han Wubing was forced to run for his life in panic here. Who do you think you are, daring to run wild in Jianhu City?"

Zhao Changhe was stunned for a moment, his eyes suddenly sharp.

It’s interesting... I didn’t expect that Han Wubing could be involved in what he thought was just a bully that could be seen everywhere!

Han Wubing has already left...and actually ran for his life!

I thought there was nothing special about this place except the ice soul at the bottom of Gujian Lake. This so-called "chaos" of fish and dragons in Jianhu City, how could you have the heart to experience this in the first place? After finishing the work, he left in a hurry. Now that I'm here again, I've unexpectedly come across other amazing things.

(End of this chapter)

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