Chapter 34 Jokowi’s Joke Shop
By the time the four of them finished drinking butterbeer and came out of the Three Broomsticks, the rain outside had become lighter.
“Let’s go to Zuko’s Joke Shop first!” Fred suggested. He was worried that the four of them would spend all their little change after going to Honeydukes Candy Shop.
"Okay." Albert looked away from the candy store. In fact, he was also a little curious about what was sold in the joke shop that the three of them would never forget.
Zuko’s Joke Shop is right next to Honeydukes’ candy shop, separated only by a private house. The shop here is similar to the candy shop next to it, with large glass windows filled with various joke props.
When the four of them pushed the door open, the bell behind the door rang.
“Welcome.” Zuko put down the newspaper, stood up from behind the counter, and welcomed the four young guests with a smile. This is a wizard in his forties with a friendly smile on his face.
There are many types of products in the joke shop. Albert put away his umbrella, walked to the display window, and looked at the products on it.
“Auto-answer quill.” Albert whispered the name of the quill.
“This is a quill to help you cope with those annoying subjects. It can help
You write most of the questions. "Like a qualified salesman, Joko introduced the functions of the quill to Albert in a humorous tone.
"It's indeed a good thing." Albert responded casually, but he didn't agree with it. Selling this thing to him was like giving reference answers to a top student.
He obviously doesn't need it.
Beside it was a broom, and Albert looked at its introduction: Rampage Broom.
When a wizard tries to fly into the air on it, the broom will reverse, making the wizard riding the broom head down, and there are five modes including crazy rotation, extreme braking and throwing the person out.
The broom can fly up to 3 meters high.
This is a toy broom, priced at 15 Galleons.
Albert's face twitched, and he turned his head to look at Fred, George and Lee Jordan. The three of them were selecting props on the counter on the other side. He walked over and saw pieces of soap placed in the row of cabinets. There were some black spots in the soap.
frog egg soap.
This is an introduction to that joke prop. When you use it to clean it, it will get dirtier and dirtier the more you wash it.
Beside these soaps were teacups. Albert did not reach out to touch them because they were marked "Bite the nose teacups".
Once someone drinks tea from this cup, it will suddenly bite that person's nose and spill the hot tea in the cup.
All right!
If you're not careful, even wizards may be affected.
“What are you going to buy?” Albert asked.
“Dung bomb.” The twins said in unison.
“Burp candies and squeaky gummy candies.” Albert was too embarrassed to buy anything and just bought a few candies.
Burp lozenges are hard throat lozenges that cause burping for five minutes after being eaten. As for the Squeak Gummy, it looks like a little mouse. Fred took the initiative to try one, and when he took a bite, he let out a mouse-like scream, as if he had really bitten a little mouse, which scared him so much that he had a long mouth. Damn it, all the gummies in his mouth fell to the ground.
“How does it taste?” Albert asked curiously.
“It’s not bad, it’s just an ordinary gummy candy.”
“I want to buy this?” He pointed to a Frisbee with sharp teeth on it.
"This is the Wolf Fang UFO." Zuko picked up a Frisbee and threw it out. The four of them heard the roar from the whizzing Frisbee. "You need to be careful when playing this, don't get bitten."
He took a piece of paper and put it into Frisbee's mouth, and it was torn into pieces in the blink of an eye.
This is quite lethal.
“I’ll see if there are anything else.” Li Qiaodan looked at the price and was a little disappointed. This thing costs three galleons, so it’s not cheap!
Before leaving, Albert bought two more inflatable screaming inflatable skeletons. These things were as big as his fist. As long as they were thrown out, they would quickly expand to a person's height, scream and scare people, and explode. Sometimes it will scatter white powder and smear other people's faces.
Li Qiaodan bought a sticky retractable hand. This thing can be retracted at will. After being thrown out, it will grab the ears of the nearest person. Although it will not hurt, it will make a snapping sound when it is retracted, scaring the other person. Jump.
When the four of them left, they all held large paper bags in their arms filled with things they bought at Joko Widodo’s Joke Shop.
Li Jordan also bought a bag of dung bombs.
The three of them were very curious that Albert didn't buy this thing.
This is almost what they must buy when they come to Jokowi's joke shop.
“No, I’m not interested in that kind of thing.” Albert said angrily.
As long as you reach out and touch this thing, it will become very dirty. If you throw it out, it will explode into disgusting sludge, and it will also emit a disgusting smell of rotten eggs.
It is simply a biological weapon.
"You'd better not make the dormitory smelly." Albert warned seriously.
"Don't worry, we will definitely pay attention. We bought this thing to deal with Filch." George was obviously still worried about being punished for washing the chamber pot.
“That’s a great place, isn’t it?” Fred asked with a smile.
"It's a great, very interesting place." Albert nodded and admitted. He suddenly remembered something and said, "You seem to like these joke things very much. Maybe you can open a similar joke shop in the future."
He still remembered that the twins did open a joke shop after graduation and it was doing well.
“This is a good idea.” The twins’ eyes lit up. Unlike Albert, they had never thought about what they would do in the future.
"I think you need to learn spells well. These things also involve some alchemy." Albert picked up a candy and looked at it as a reminder.
“What about yourself?”
“I haven’t decided yet.” Albert was still thinking about it.
He has no intention of giving up on entering finance in New York. After all, it is an easy job. According to the experience and tasks he has accumulated now, after graduation, he can master various economics and finance skills to a high level and make money while lying down. Sure enough, it is more suitable for him!
By the way, it seems that the prediction is not bad. It can be predicted that the lottery will be drawn appropriately, and you will win 100 million US dollars or something.
Hmm, it seems that the time converter is also good, you can win the lottery anytime and anywhere.
In other words, it seems that finance is more profitable.
Albert found that using magic to make money reasonably was a good idea, but the only problem was that once discovered by the Ministry of Magic, there might be trouble.
Prophecy may be better, after all, as long as no one knows he is a prophet, there will be no problem.
Just as Albert was thinking about the future, the four of them walked into Honeydukes Candy Store. Although the management twins had already been emptied of change in Zuko's joke shop, they might as well go in and take a look at the products inside. They can wait until they have money next time. Come buy some sweets again.
(End of this chapter)