Chapter 1065: He deserves it
After gradually adapting to the chaotic situation of Hogwarts, everyone was surprised to find that their original college life had undergone earth-shaking changes.
The professors are completely blind to the bad things happening in the castle. Even if the students are blatantly playing wizard cards in class, they will not express any opinions, and they will add and deduct points even more casually.
Ever since the Inquisition Team appeared at Hogwarts, no one has really taken scores seriously.
During a certain Charms class, Professor Flitwick even went to watch Fred and Lee Jordan playing wizard cards, and chatted with Albert about the "Charms Innovations" magazine, which surprised many students.
No one thought that even Professor Flitwick was starting to mess up.
Although the class has become more casual, Professor Flitwick's class is still very popular, especially because he sometimes talks to everyone on a whim about various interesting topics in class, such as his experience of traveling to various countries when he was young. He also asked Albert to come on stage to tell everyone about the International Wizarding Duel Competition, and by the way, increase everyone's knowledge.
In fact, after Principal Dumbledore was forced to leave the school, the entire Hogwarts professors did not take the new principal seriously at all, and were happy to watch each other make jokes.
Every time they encounter a small problem, the professors will ask someone to "invite" Umbridge to handle it, as if without the new principal, no one can handle the matter well.
As a result, Umbridge's life as headmaster suddenly became busy.
The roar of the Spike UFO can always be heard in a few classrooms every day, and then Umbridge and Filch need to rush to help the professors solve their troubles with large insect nets.
Since she can't use spells to deal with the Wolf Fang UFO, she has to find another way. If she can't solve this little thing, it will make her look very incompetent.
So, at Filch’s suggestion, Umbridge made a large insect-catching net. As long as this thing was used to catch the Wolf Fang flying saucer, wouldn’t the problem be easily solved?
Things are naturally not as simple as Filch said, but at least it is a solution to the problem.
Every time there are always a lot of people cheering for Umbridge and Filch, and the scene is always particularly joyful.
Since such scenes often happened, Albert changed the Wolf Fang Flying Saucer into a cheaper fly toy.
That toy fly has the head of a toad and always likes to fly above everyone's heads, constantly making an annoying buzzing sound.
So, before the unlucky Umbridge could enjoy the power of the headmaster, she tired herself to death.
She had to take Filch around every day, dealing with various emergencies that emerged one after another, and her back became a sight in Hogwarts.
Everyone knows that professors have the ability to solve problems on their own, but they also have good reasons to throw the problem to Umbridge, because they are not sure whether they have this power, so it is easier to ask Umbridge to help solve the problem.
Now everyone in the school is watching Umbridge's jokes, and even the professors are willing to cooperate with everyone to find something for Umbridge to do. They cannot let her be idle, otherwise Umbridge will continue to do it again thing.
Albert's original words, "Toad is simply too idle, so he has the time and energy to trouble everyone." was affirmed by many people.
So, everyone is helping her find things to do.
No one will sympathize with Umbridge's experience. Who allowed Umbridge to mess up Hogwarts and want to climb over everyone and dominate?
Since she likes to mess around, let her mess around. Anyway, Toad's trouble is far from over, and there is a Peeves in the castle who likes messing around even more than she does.
Speaking of Peeves, everyone now loves and hates it.
Peeves has indeed played an important role in recent times. He can always bring joy and laughter to everyone when he causes trouble for Umbridge. Most of the jokes in Hogwarts today are supported by the combination of Peeves and Umbridge.
However, it is definitely not a wonderful thing to be affected by Peeves' prank, and no one wants to experience Umbridge's experience personally.
This naughty guy opened a can of herring in front of Umbridge when everyone was having lunch, poured it on the plate in front of Umbridge, and warmly invited the other party to enjoy traditional Swedish food. .
The moment the canned herring was opened, Umbridge's face turned dark. The unique "smell" of the canned herring almost made Umbridge and the professors on the teacher's bench spit out the food they had just eaten.
“You’re welcome, try it quickly.”
Peves chuckled and picked up a herring, made a gesture of putting it in his mouth, and then handed it to Umbridge, as if he was considering whether to put it in Umbridge's mouth.
Under the complicated gazes of the other professors, the plate of herrings was accidentally thrust into Umbridge's face.
“Fortunately, I still have it here.”
Peeves conjured another can of herrings, opened it again, chased after Umbridge, and invited her to taste this "delicious" can.
The "scent" gradually faded away in a burst of screams and giggles, and everyone stared at the foyer in stunned silence.
The next moment, many people covered their mouths and made retching motions.
There was nothing they could do about it, the smell was so wonderful that it took away all their appetites at once.
George turned to look at Albert, suddenly understanding why his friend stopped eating, and regretting why he wasn't more vigilant.
“It’s such a terrible smell. It’s really hard to believe that it’s the smell that cans can emit.” Lee Jordan felt like he was not feeling well.
“Canned herring is said to be a traditional Swedish food. However, even in the Muggle world, not many people will try to taste it.” Zanna looked at the remaining food in front of her, without any appetite.
"If you can get over the smell, the canned herring is quite delicious." Albert decided to ask the house elves to prepare extra food for him later.
“Have you tried it?”
Everyone looked at Albert, all showing very shocked expressions.
“I remember you got a big box of those cans for Peeves!”
George suddenly realized a serious problem. If Peeves opened a can of herrings in the hall every day, would they still have to eat?
There was an eerie silence all around.
This is undoubtedly depressing news, and everyone can only pray silently that Umbridge will not come to the hall to dine again.
However, their wish is doomed to fail. Peeves always likes to run out and cause trouble when Umbridge is dining. No matter what Umbridge does, she can't escape unless she doesn't eat in Hogwarts. It's possible, but if it happens too often, it's simply impossible.
With the mentality that everyone would be unlucky together, Umbridge ran to the hall to eat again and dragged everyone into the water. As a result, many people would quickly finish their food and leave the hall after seeing Umbridge appear in the hall, so as not to get ripped off later. Pigui's food is disgusting.
It is said that Peeves made Umbridge a cockroach soup last time.
Many people don't understand Umbridge's persistence. They don't understand that Umbridge was in dire straits at school and still refused to give up her position as principal.
In Hogwarts Castle, the only one who is really willing to help Umbridge is Filch.
Probably because Umbridge made Filch feel important, and Umbridge also passed the "Winging Approval Order", giving Filch the power to use whips to teach naughty students.
From then on, Filch would walk around the corridors every day with his riding crop in hand, eager to catch the troublemakers.
But the problem is that Filch seems to have forgotten that he is just a squib and is not worth mentioning in front of students who can cast spells. Moreover, there are too many naughty students at the moment. They are in Albert's "Anti-Toad Outline" 》We are more united than before.
Filch was no match for them, and he couldn't catch anyone at all.
Of course, people don’t go too far. They often use a full-body binding spell to make the dear administrator stand in the corridor for several hours, and he still can’t catch who is playing tricks on him.
"Umbridge has banned the three of us from participating in the Quidditch match again. Angelina is almost going crazy." Fred sat down next to Albert with food and mentioned what happened just now, " She even dreamed of confiscating our broomstick. I told her that the broomstick had been stolen by Peeves and asked her to go to Peeves to get it, but she actually planned to search our dormitory..."
"We think she may want to target you." George lowered his voice and said, "Toad may suspect that you provided those cans to Peeves. It is said that Umbridge also searched the Room of Requirement, seemingly wanting to find evidence."
As one can imagine, Umbridge was unable to enter the Gryffindor common room because everyone had forgotten the password.
The Fat Madam’s request to open the door is very simple, just say the password and let her in.
No one is allowed in without a password.
"Later, she went to Professor McGonagall to ask for the password." Fred seemed to find this very funny, "Professor McGonagall said she had forgotten the password."
“Anyway, the toad gave up in the end.”
"You should ask her to come to me for the password." Albert said with a smile.
“Will you tell her?” Fred asked curiously. They didn’t believe that Albert could be so kind.
"I'll make her fall when she steps into the lounge." Albert shrugged. "It would be best to knock out a few teeth. I don't think Madam Pomfrey can make her teeth grow back quickly. Maybe she Just need a few gold teeth filled.”
“We are going to give Toad a surprise recently.” George looked around and said in a low voice.
“Well, a big surprise?” Albert looked at George in confusion and said, “There are big surprises every day now, as long as we can keep everyone smiling, that’s enough.”
"You are right. However, this time it is an action of the Anti-Toad Alliance. We are planning to turn the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom into a swamp. Then everyone will not have to go to class. The portable swamp we made last time can come in handy. ." Fred briefly told Albert their plan.
“No one really likes her class anyway,” George agreed.
"If there are no classes in the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, the quick-acting truant candy will probably not be as easy to sell as it is now." Albert looked at Fred and George quite speechlessly, and reminded kindly, "If you want to give Toad a Surprise, it can turn the corridor outside the Defense Against the Dark Arts into a swamp, so that they can only use a boat to cross the swamp to go to class. At the same time, it can also find something for Filch. He is wandering around with a whip all day long, which is not like It’s an administrator.”
"You're right, we got a little carried away." Fred and George naturally won't have trouble with money, and Umbridge is undoubtedly a guarantee for the hot sales of quick-acting skipping candy.
"I'm afraid your plan will be delayed." Lee Jordan appeared out of nowhere.
"What's wrong?"
"I just heard from Nearly Headless Nico that Umbridge has passed an education order to expel Peeves, and she plans to ask the Ministry of Magic to send people over to help solve Peeves' problem." Lee Jordan said. The latest news he received today was, "Is your swamp reliable? Will it be eliminated by those guys from the Ministry of Magic?"
“Let’s wait until this thing is over and we’ll fix it, maybe by then we’ll have developed a new stinking version of the portable swamp.”
The Weasley twins are not too confident about their swamp. He believes that Umbridge may not be able to clear the portable swamp even with great efforts, but the professors can easily eliminate it with a wave of their wands. As the Ministry of Magic's An elite Auror cannot be too weak in ability.
"This is a good opportunity to show the people at the Ministry of Magic how embarrassed Umbridge is." Albert said softly, "and take out all the toad statues by the way!"
“Are we finally going to take out the toad statue?” George looked very excited. They had made the statue of Umbridge very early and planned to place it in the foyer for people to admire.
Albert has also released various protective spells on the statue, which will not be easily destroyed. Moreover, with the permanent sticking spell, even if the group of Aurors from the Ministry of Magic comes, it will be difficult to remove it.
“I think I can definitely give everyone a big surprise.”
Fred said with a smile, he was looking forward to that day more and more, when the whole castle would definitely be in chaos, but what does this have to do with him?
After Lee Jordan's special spread, everyone knew that the Ministry of Magic had issued an order to expel Peeves.
The most excited person is Filch, who can finally drive away his archenemy from Hogwarts.
However, most students are not optimistic about the Ministry of Magic, because Umbridge tried it last time and suffered a lot. In the end, the principal came forward to solve the problem.
If Peeves could be driven out of Hogwarts so easily, there is absolutely no way that guy would still be in Hogwarts today.
(End of this chapter)