Chapter 1053 I’m not crazy
“You, that’s you, Mr. Creevey, what do you wear on your chest?”
Umbridge had just recovered and was discharged from the hospital when she stopped a young wizard with a fake smile on her face. She was about to find someone unlucky to vent the anger she had accumulated over the past few months.
No way, Umbridge felt a little depressed as soon as she left the school hospital, because looking around, the students in the entire corridor were wearing silver badges of their respective houses. According to the valuable information provided by the Slytherin students, all students wearing their respective badges The students who wear the college badge are all members of the Anti-Toad Alliance, and there is even more evidence that the badge can transform into the shape of a toad by touching it.
The group of guys who called themselves the Anti-Toad Alliance were acting recklessly in the school while she was hospitalized, and Dennis Creevey, who was born in a Muggle family, became a target for Umbridge to use to scare others.
Because it is impossible for her to expel all the students, she must suppress their arrogance. Picking the weak ones is undoubtedly the best choice.
"Ah, are you talking about this badge? This is the most popular college badge in the school recently." Dennis Creevey was a little nervous, but he still introduced the badge on his chest to Umbridge, "The graphics on the badge Symbolizing their respective colleges.”
"Someone told me that this is the symbol of a certain organization." Umbridge had an extremely hypocritical smile on her face, which made Dennis Creevey shrink his head in fear, as if he was a fat man being stared at by a toad. fly.
“I know.” Dennis Creevey nodded seriously.
“You know?” The smile on Umbridge’s face became even brighter.
"Yes, Professor, this is the symbol of the respective houses of Hogwarts." As soon as Creevey finished speaking, the smile on Umbridge's face froze, but the young wizard seemed not to notice the change on the other person's face. , continued: "In fact, more than 80% of the students in the entire school wear such badges, and even many Slytherin students wear similar badges."
"Take it off." Although Umbridge was still smiling, her tone of voice was extremely strong, and she reached for the college badge Creevey wanted to wear on her chest.
“What?” Dennis Creevey was a little stunned.
"I said take it off." Umbridge smiled a little coldly, "I suspect..."
"Professor, this is private property." Creevey reluctantly took off the badge, placed it on Umbridge's hand, and reminded in a low voice: "It is very expensive, it costs one Galleung."
"Who did you buy it from?" The smile on Umbridge's face completely froze, because she heard the students around her looking here, whispering about what happened here, and many people had their chests The badge flashed towards her, allowing her to vaguely see a silver toad badge worn on the other person's chest.
“Number 93, Diagon Alley, Professor.” Creevey whispered.
"You, Mr. Macmillan, and Miss Abbott." Umbridge stared at the two people in front of her and motioned for them to come over.
“Professor, what’s the matter?”
The two Hufflepuff prefects stopped and turned to look at Umbridge, asking in confusion.
“Give me your badge?” Umbridge said in an unquestioning tone.
"Professor, what's wrong with the badge?" Ernie Macmillan and Hannah Abbott looked at each other, pretending to be confused, taking off the badge from their chest and handing it to Umbridge.
"Some people say this is the symbol of a member of an illegal organization." Umbridge took the badge and reached out to tap it, but there was still no reaction. It did not turn into a toad like the Slytherin students said. .
“Oh, so that’s what happened.” Ernie MacMillan suddenly said.
“Do you know what’s going on?” Umbridge asked, raising an eyebrow.
"I know, everyone knows." McMillan turned to Aibo and said, "right?"
“Yes, it has spread throughout the school.”
“It is said that shop No. 93 did not make Slytherin badges, which led to some Slytherin students wearing homemade badges and being ridiculed by students from other houses. Some Slytherin students began to spread the word, saying that these badges were..."
“What is it?” Umbridge asked.
"The symbol of the Anti-Toad Alliance, but as you can see, this is just an ordinary badge. It just looks more refined. It is said to be made of pure silver, so the price is relatively expensive, worth one galleons." Ernie MacMillan explained helplessly, "What's wrong with the college badge, Professor?"
"It is now forbidden to wear these badges at Hogwarts." Umbridge said coldly. She had no intention of returning the badge, and was going to let employees of the Ministry of Magic check it to see if there were any secrets hidden in the badge.
"Professor, this is private property." Ernie MacMillan frowned and reminded, "Moreover, Hogwarts does not have such a school rule yet. If you want to ban it through an education order, at least please hang the education order on it first. On the notice wall, I think everyone will take off their badges consciously.”
“Mr. Ernie MacMillan…”
Before Umbridge could say the threatening words, there was a pain in the back of her head. When she turned her head angrily, she found that the students around her were looking at her with contempt, and everyone was wearing a toad on their chest. The badge made Umbridge angry all of a sudden.
“Who attacked me?”
“Professor, what are you talking about? No one attacked you.” Creevey suppressed a smile and pretended to be confused.
It was an accident that they appeared here. No, it should be said that the students in this corridor did not appear by chance. Everyone was acting with Umbridge.
As for why it is Creevey, because Creevey is the only Muggle wizard here.
Before Umbridge could walk towards the nearest student, she was hit on the head again. A large group of birds were attacking Umbridge **** the back of her head with their beaks.
ah!
Umbridge almost went crazy and pulled out her wand to try to scare away the **** birds. However, the funny way she waved her wand almost made the students around her burst into laughter.
“Who’s laughing!”
Umbridge tried to drive away the group of birds and glared angrily at the surrounding students who were laughing at her. When she used the stun spell to hit a bird, the bird actually split into two and continued to attack her. .
“Professor, no one is laughing,” MacMillan whispered.
“Hahahahahaha,”
“A toad is a toad!”
“He is indeed an idiot!”
“She looks so funny.”
The voice continued to ring in the corridor, but except for Umbridge, everyone else still looked like what you were saying, as if they had never heard those words.
“Professor, are you okay? Do you want us to take you to the campus hospital?” Ernie MacMillan asked worriedly.
"Hurry, help drive away those **** birds." Umbridge reached up and covered her face to prevent the birds from pecking at her face.
"What bird, Professor, there are no birds here." Hannah Abbott said worriedly, taking a step back while speaking, for fear that Umbridge would suddenly go crazy and attack her.
"Those **** little birds." Umbridge hit one of them with a crushing spell, and the bird immediately exploded. However, others still looked at Umbridge with confusion on their faces, as if to say, are you sick?
“We’d better send the professor to the campus hospital, I think she might have it...”
"Did you really not see it? There is also the badge on your chest." Umbridge's gaze made the girl shrink back in fright.
"Professor, this is just an ordinary college badge." The student took off the badge uneasily and threw it to Umbridge.
However, whether it was intentional or lack of strength, the badge fell directly to the ground.
Next to him, Ernie MacMillan finally couldn't stand it any longer. He bent down to help pick up the badge and handed it to Umbridge, "This is just an ordinary badge. Professor, are you sure you don't need to go to the school hospital?" ?”
“The toad is crazy!”
“She is crazy!”
“It’s so good, she finally went crazy!”
“Yes! Yes! Yes!”
Several sounds echoed in Umbridge's ears, sometimes far and sometimes near.
“Shut up, shut up.”
"Professor, are you okay? No one is talking here. Are you sure you really don't need to go to the campus hospital?" Ernie MacMillan stepped back uneasily. Not only him, but others also slowly moved away from Umbridge. , as if the toad was carrying some terrible infectious disease.
The next moment, a large number of birds flew from behind Umbridge, constantly harassing and attacking her, causing Umbridge to curse softly in pain and wave her wand vigorously, trying to disperse the surrounding birds.
"Don't worry Professor, I think Madam Pomfrey will be able to cure your hallucinations." Ernie Macmillan said expressionlessly.
In fact, he was trying not to laugh.
Hallucination?
Of course not, everything here is not an illusion, but they are all actors, except for Umbridge. They didn't reveal their secrets because they all took sedatives just now.
"This is not an illusion!" Umbridge abandoned her previous fake smile and her face became extremely ferocious: "If you let me know who is here..."
“Hahaha, I almost died laughing.”
“What an idiot.”
“Go to hell.”
"Then let's go first." Ernie MacMillan gave a few people around him a look, and then everyone quickly left the corridor as if they were encountering the plague. Before leaving, they were still whispering about Umbridge's identity. Not crazy or anything like that.
“Look, everyone knows you’re crazy, why don’t you admit it?”
“A madman never admits that he is a madman.”
"Shut up, shut up. If I know who is doing this, I will skin him." Umbridge cursed angrily. She looked around to find the source of the sound, but there was no one in the corridor. .
"Look, what I found, a crazy toad." Peeves appeared out of nowhere and looked at the ferocious-faced Umbridge with interest.
"It's you, you're the one who did it, right?" Umbridge pointed her wand at Peeves and fired a spell at Peeves.
However, the spell passed through Peeves' body and did not cause any substantial harm to Peeves.
"Me?" Peeves pointed at himself, seemingly a little surprised, but he quickly accepted the result, made a face at Umbridge, and then began to laugh unbridled, "No. Wrong, it’s me, Peeves.”
As he spoke, Peeves took out a big dung egg and smeared it on the toad's face.
“Look, he’s completely crazy.”
“He really went crazy.”
“But it’s normal, she is not normal to begin with.”
“Now it’s her fault.”
Umbridge seemed to be stunned by Peeves's actions. The next moment, sharp screams echoed throughout the corridor.
The angry Umbridge used spells at Peeves randomly, but the effect was not good. Instead, Peeves got a big **** on her face.
The battle ended with Umbridge being defeated and fleeing.
However, Peeves seemed to have no intention of letting Umbridge go, and kept chasing behind Umbridge. While humming "The Song of the Toad", he took out a paper stick made of newspaper and hit Umbridge on the head. .
“Do you think this is really useful?”
Shortly after Umbridge left, several figures suddenly appeared out of thin air in the dead corridor.
"It works." Fred said with a smile: "If it happens a few more times, Umbridge will definitely have the illusion that she is crazy."
"If Umbridge goes to St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Maladies and Injuries to check whether there is any mental problem with her, this matter will definitely be exposed." Cedrit is still not very optimistic about this method. However, there is currently no good solution. Method.
The method proposed by Fred and George was so stinky that he was a little worried that doing something like that would make the situation completely out of control.
After all, if she really experienced that kind of thing, Umbridge would probably go completely crazy!
Confronting a madman is not an option.
"She will be suspicious and suspicious. I think this is enough. We can spread this matter in the school and make everyone think that Umbridge is crazy, and a madman cannot be a professor." George explained .
"The diarrhea angel's method is more reliable. I dare say that anyone who goes through that would have no shame in staying at Hogwarts."
“Harry.”
Hermione looked at her friend helplessly.
“Do you think we should go to her office to watch her?” Ron suddenly asked.
"It's best not to, and don't let her find out, do it again next time. According to Albert, after experiencing it two or three times, Umbridge will definitely doubt whether there is something wrong with her mental state." George looked at Harry continued, "When the time comes to find a chance to let the toad drink that stuff, I think we won't have to worry about her causing trouble for us again."
"If this method is not reliable, use yours..." Harry regretted that no one made Umbridge the legendary history of Hogwarts. "Otherwise, tell her that there are members of Dumbledore's Army in the Forbidden Forest. Secret base, let her communicate with those big spiders in a friendly manner."
"Ahem, although toads are stupid, we'd better be on guard." George reminded kindly, "If you are really pushed to the limit, that guy may do anything."
(End of this chapter)