Chapter 1002 Weird Education Order
Umbridge turned into a pink toad in public, making her completely the laughing stock of Hogwarts.
The students at the school always get together to discuss who sent Umbridge those letters with insulting curses.
However, as a professor of Defense Against the Dark Arts, he was actually tricked by a prank trap, which made people question Umbridge's ability.
Ever since the pink toad incident, whenever Umbridge passed by the corridor, she could always hear the whispers of the students around her.
Especially not long ago, a certain daring Gryffindor student actually took the photo he picked up last time and pointed at Umbridge's leaving back, successfully winning himself Umbridge's confinement package. .
After shivering and tearing the photo into pieces, Umbridge realized that there might be photos of her hidden in the schoolbags of the students at Hogwarts.
In order to save her image, Umbridge passed an educational order prohibiting Hogwarts students from possessing her photos.
One of the most bizarre education orders in history was born.
Everyone is surprised how the Ministry of Magic can successfully pass such an education order.
However, Umbridge still couldn't redeem her image, and all the students in the school were deeply impressed by "Umbridge is a pink toad".
Umbridge hates the person who turned her into a pink toad, and has identified several suspects: Albert Anderson, Harry Potter and Albus Dumbledore.
The reason why Albert is the number one suspect is entirely because there are not many wizards who can harm her through letters. Albert happens to have this ability, and the seventh grade Gryffindors collectively gave up the Defense Against the Dark Arts class. Umbridge It has nothing to do with Albert.
Harry Potter is the person who hates her the most, and Umbridge knows this very well. Umbridge was not surprised that Harry Potter wanted to take revenge on her, but Harry Potter did not have the ability, although it could not be ruled out that he would find someone to help.
Dumbledore's probability is the lowest, but Umbridge believes that the principal has seen through her own thoughts and may try to prevent her from gradually controlling the school.
Of course, Umbridge doesn't care at all about getting rid of the three of them!
It’s a pity that she can’t get her wish now.
After Umbridge became a laughing stock, her prestige at Hogwarts was declining rapidly, and no one really took her seriously anymore. What's worse is that the last incident got off to a bad start, with owl letters flying into the hall every day, sending out all kinds of vulgar words to insult Umbridge.
Someone even secretly cast a confusion spell on Umbridge, causing her to turn the wrong way and hit the door frame when entering the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom, and ended up confusing the content of the class.
Everyone blamed Umbridge's misfortune on the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor's curse, and even began to discuss when she would resign and leave, which made Umbridge extremely angry.
Umbridge knew she had to re-strengthen her authority at Hogwarts, otherwise the mischief coming towards her would never stop.
Especially after being turned into a pink toad, Umbridge could clearly feel that the students' awe of her had been greatly reduced, which was not good news.
Once she loses her fear, her title of professor and deputy minister of magic will lose their intimidating effect. No one will take her seriously, and more mischief will come towards her.
Umbridge had to get in touch with Fudge and advance the original plan of the senior investigator. In order to help her master Hogwarts, Fudge had promised to cooperate with her in issuing education orders and eliminate several Hogwarts professors. Replace with your own people.
On her own, Umbridge began to feel powerless. She needed some helpers to help him control Hogwarts, and more assistants to help suppress the resistance of the students at Hogwarts.
Find out those students who dare to provoke her and play pranks on her, and make them regret it for the rest of their lives.
The Ministry of Magic passed the Education Act and promulgated new education orders, making Umbridge the senior inquisitor of Hogwarts.
This major news immediately appeared on the front page of the Daily Prophet and was supported by the successful man Lucius Malfoy.
In addition to Malfoy, there are several "noble" pure-blood wizards who welcome the Ministry of Magic's educational reforms. However, the strange thing is that these guys seem to be Death Eaters who narrowly escaped in the last wizarding war. .
It is said that Sirius laughed out loud on the spot when he saw this newspaper, and seemed to be preparing to openly talk about the Ministry of Magic's education reform with strong support from Death Eaters in the latest edition of "Defense Express".
“You don’t seem surprised at all?”
George put down the newspaper and looked at Albert, who was flipping through a brick book beside him.
"It's normal. Umbridge's power comes from the Ministry of Magic, not her own strength." Albert said calmly, "Now Umbridge has become the laughingstock of Hogwarts. If If she wants to try to reverse all this, she must adopt a high-pressure policy towards the students of Hogwarts, first silence them, and then subdue them in order to demonstrate the authority of the Ministry of Magic and regain the initiative."
“You don’t seem to care.”
George was keenly aware that Albert seemed happy to see this happen.
"Perhaps, Umbridge will be like Lockhart tomorrow, inspired by the curse, and lie in St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Injuries forever." Albert said confusing words without raising his head.
As long as Albert was willing, Umbridge could have accidentally thrown herself into St. Mungo's Hospital for Magical Injuries and Injuries due to the curse of the Defense Against the Dark Arts professor.
“Umbridge won’t really throw herself into the hospital tomorrow!” George asked in a low voice.
"That is the source of everyone's joy." Albert slowly turned the pages of the book and said slowly, "I will not bring trouble to disturb everyone's rare joy."
“Do you think Umbridge will succeed?” Fred interjected.
"It's difficult, but I'm looking forward to her doing that." Albert's lips curled up slightly, "Umbridge will definitely try to strengthen her control over Hogwarts. I think she will probably fire a few professors to strengthen it. own authority.”
“Who do you think Umbridge will fire?” Hermione appeared out of nowhere, holding a copy of the Daily Prophet in her hand, obviously having read the headlines in the newspaper.
“Didn’t you guess it?” Albert took the newspaper from Fred.
“Hagrid?”
Hermione looked up at Umbridge, who was eating carefully at the teacher's desk, with unconcealed disgust on her face.
This matter is actually not difficult to guess, because the Ministry of Magic has clearly shown its malice towards Hagrid in the Daily Prophet.
"Yes, everyone knows that Hagrid is a loyal supporter of Professor Dumbledore. If the Ministry of Magic is going to cause trouble for Dumbledore, it is undoubtedly a good idea to start with the people around him." Albert closed the newspaper and put it on the table. On the other hand, he speculated, "However, Hagrid is not in the school, so the first professor to be expelled will most likely be Professor Sybill Trelawney from the Divination class."
Fred and George looked at each other and said in unison: "Old liar."
"It makes sense. The old liar's tricks to fool people probably won't fool Umbridge, and 80% of them will become the target of Umbridge's power." Lee Jordan also felt that this possibility was extremely high, and he was going to go there later. Spread the news that Umbridge is planning to fire the old liar to give Professor Dumbledore a blow.
Some things are revealed before they are done. Regardless of whether the content is true or not, everyone will have a preconceived tendency. No matter how Umbridge explains, it will be useless. Everyone will think that Umbridge is deliberately causing trouble and giving Professor Dumbledore power.
“What prophecy do you think is appropriate for the old liar to make?”
George is obviously also planning to cause trouble for Umbridge. They have done this kind of thing frequently recently, and they have become more and more skilled at it, and it is not easy to leave loopholes.
“Expelled by Umbridge,” Albert speculated.
"It's really wonderful. The old liar predicted that she would be expelled. If she is expelled by Umbridge, doesn't it mean that her prediction has come true." Fred's eyes lit up and he asked curiously, "What do you think? What choice will Muriqi make?”
"Probably Professor Trelawney will still be expelled." Albert was not surprised at all that Umbridge took advantage of Professor Trelawney, "However, Professor Trelawney should not be expelled from the castle."
“Is this your prophecy?” Hermione looked at Albert in surprise.
Albert believed that Professor Dumbledore would not let Professor Trelawney leave Hogwarts, who made her make the prophecy about Voldemort.
"By the way, do you really not want to think about that?" Hermione asked in a low voice.
"I really don't have time." Albert refused again, "You can ask Black or Lupin for experience. If it's about grades, you should get good grades after studying those notes."
"Then...can you give us some advice then?" Hermione was a little disappointed. She actually hoped that Albert could teach them Defense Against the Dark Arts himself.
As long as Albert is around, many students will join the club, just like the Defense Association last time.
“Well…it depends on the situation then!”
Albert did not agree immediately. He thought it would be more than enough to let Fred and George teach them Defense Against the Dark Arts, but that was obviously to ruin Potter's situation.
Savior Porter also needs a group of fans.
"Hermione is very ambitious and seems to want to organize everyone." George looked at Hermione's leaving back and said, "Reform the Defense Association to fight against Umbridge."
"Well, she was probably mad at Umbridge." Albert shrugged and said, "Where there is oppression, there is resistance."
"I think this can be tried." Fred interjected. "It should be able to attract more people to fight against Umbridge."
"Let them do it themselves." Albert said disapprovingly. "When the time comes, give them my new Defense Against the Dark Arts book. It contains a lot of practical magic."
“Who’s going to teach them?” Fred asked with a strange expression.
“It couldn’t be us!” George added.
“Isn’t there still Harry Potter?” Albert reminded.
“I always feel like you’re trying to trick Harry.” Fred muttered.
“What am I trying to do to Potter?”
“You’re a bad guy,” Lee Jordan muttered.
“What do you think we should do about the old liar?” George quickly brought the topic back.
"It's very simple, just let Trelawney know that she will be expelled." Albert said without thinking: "Let her predict that Umbridge will leave Hogwarts in embarrassment, and predict that Umbridge will Will die in Azkaban Prison."
"As long as the three prophecies come true one by one, I think the expression on Umbridge's face will probably be wonderful!" Fred had a new understanding of Albert's methods, "Besides, these prophecies are bound to happen. thing."
“Will Umbridge really go to Azkaban Prison?” George was more concerned about this question.
"Yes, she will probably go in after the mysterious man falls." Albert said calmly.
“She supports You-Know-Who?”
The three of them were very surprised, but soon felt relieved. Umbridge was undoubtedly not a good person. According to Albert's prediction, the Ministry of Magic would fall in a few years. By then, the mysterious man would control the Ministry of Magic. Umbridge It doesn't seem strange that Richie would turn to the mysterious man.
Of course, George was more concerned about Albert's prediction that the mysterious man would fail than Umbridge being imprisoned in Azkaban.
This is undoubtedly good news.
When they left the auditorium, they found that the administrator Filch was hanging the new education order on the notice wall, and everyone was pointing at it.
“The distance between boys and girls is prohibited to be less than six inches?” Li Qiaodan said with a strange expression, “Isn’t this because you have been single for too long and don’t want to see others fall in love?”
"The other one is even more ridiculous, banning exploding jelly beans?" Fred complained, "Why should I be banned from eating jelly beans?"
“Could it be that one of her teeth was blown off by an exploding jellybean?”
Actually, they didn’t know that the ban on exploding jelly beans was entirely the fault of Peeves. This guy used Albert’s special exploding jelly beans and almost blew up Umbridge.
Looking at the educational orders on the bulletin wall, everyone knows that Hogwarts has changed and become extremely ridiculous, and the woman named Umbridge is the one who brought about these changes.
"I have a hunch that this place will soon be filled with educational orders from the Ministry of Magic." Albert said calmly: "Perhaps, this wall will not have enough space to hang them by then."
“It’s so shameless. I have to take a photo of it and make it into a wizard card.” Lee Jordan muttered.
After the few people walked away, Fred, George and Li Jordan were all discussing whether to find an opportunity to destroy those education orders.
"It's useless, she can just let Filch hang up again then." Albert shook his head and rejected the three people's unreliable plan: "Besides, we need to let everyone feel the pressure, when everyone hates her , when you resist her, Hogwarts will usher in the happiest era in its history. However, you can put a little more pressure on her and speed up the issuance of the Ministry of Magic's education order."
"You can spend money to ask Mundungus Fletcher to find various people to send shouting letters to Umbridge." Albert said casually: "You can allocate a special amount of money for Umbridge. By the way, I’m using it to show off your joke props, which will definitely be more effective than any other advertisement.”
“This is a good idea. Maybe the pink toad will issue an educational order banning red roaring letters.”
The three of them are all extremely excited, especially when Albert helps with ideas, their plans always go very smoothly.
With Albert's help, a strange vomiting gummy soon appeared in Hogwarts. The gummy looked like Umbridge with a toad on her head.
As long as you eat it, you will immediately have a strong urge to retching.
For a time, this gummy candy became very popular among Hogwarts students.
As a result, Umbridge could often see many students retching on the ground, whether on the road or in class. She even interviewed several lower-grade students, but she never found the specific reason.
As a result, a new educational order soon appeared in Hogwarts: students were prohibited from retching in the corridors or other places.
Very weird!
But Fred, George and Lee Jordan laughed even more happily when they saw this new education order!
“How do you think we should get Umbridge to ban Defense Letters and Wizarding Watch?”
“It’s easy, you can find someone to tell Umbridge.”
“Everyone needs a common secret!”
“Umbridge will definitely be paranoid and searching, and it will definitely become interesting.”
“Students who possess Defense Letters magazine will be expelled?”
“If we stuff a copy of Defense Letters into a Slytherin student’s bag, what will Umbridge do about it?”
“Confinement? Or expulsion?”
“Probably just pretending to be in confinement, Umbridge is wooing Slytherin.”
“It’s not fair, it’s good, it’s more interesting this way.”
(End of this chapter)