Mom!
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“Oh, this kid is so handsome!”
“Well, the eyes are eyes and the nose is nose—beautiful!”
Xiao Yun: ...Why do you praise people so much? If the eyes are not eyes and the nose is not a nose, then what is this?
“That’s it! Look at his smile, how sweet it is! How pretty!”
I have to admit, it’s really sweet to laugh.
“How old are you? You look like you’re still in your teens, right?”
It’s not like he has such a tall body frame.
Seeing that if the conversation continued, everyone would worry about the partner of anchor Qiao Qiao, Xiao Yun quickly said: "Well, sister, anchor Qiao Qiao is very good, but she was sick when she was young, and now she has the mentality of a six or seven year old..."
After explaining, she was afraid that others would look down on her, so she immediately said: "But he knows a lot! He is also very kind. Now he has a tutor in class every day! His learning ability is not bad!"
Ouch!
The aunts were even more heartbroken, and now they condemned Xiao Yun: "You said that your child is so pitiful, why do you only buy so little every time you buy things? You should have told us earlier! Let's support him together!"
Xiao Yun:…
I wanted to say something, but I didn’t know what to say. Finally, I thought of some middle-aged male Internet celebrities on Douyin who only know how to make money...
That’s all, it’s better to be Qiao Qiao!
Will she be able to grab so many things in the future?
Worried, she also watched the live broadcast carefully.
However, after Qiao Qiao said hello and waited for Xiao Zhu, the party secretary to also finish saying hello, she couldn't help but feel a little confused at this moment:
“What are you going to say next? I demonstrated the effect of hand cream last time.”
A group of fans below burst out laughing:
【I don't care, I have already forgotten the content of the last class! Need to review! 】
【Hey, don't worry about the effect, just upload the link quickly! 】
Institution
【Things worth twelve yuan and nine are rushing! If you have the guts, don’t limit your purchases. I can buy them all! 】
【The person in front of you is thinking about shit! When hundreds of thousands of us don’t exist, right?]
【I would like to give you a suggestion, the number of viewers has exceeded 300,000 now. Are you not sincere enough with these 100,000 copies of hand cream? 】
【that is! One hundred thousand copies for so many talents! 】
【Although I really don’t want to be CPUed, I have to say that one hundred thousand is already an unprecedented amount of pride for the host...】
Let’s look at the style of the live broadcast room of Party Secretary Xiaozhu—
【Two mobile phones to watch together, two accounts to grab together...just wait】
【Sleeping Tablet finally plays a role beyond covering instant noodles! 】
Institution
【What are these? What to sell? 】
【Ah ah ah, please branch secretary, please let Qiao Qiao's family sell more good things! 】
Xiaozhu branch secretary:…
For the live broadcast, she specially combed her hair with a comb in the morning. She usually combs it with her fingers.
But now that I’ve come to see it, it’s all in vain!
People don’t pay attention to what they want to say or do, just to buy things.
But fortunately, Qiao Qiao spoke actively: "No, Brother Yanping said that the broadcast time this month is too little, not enough. Let me talk to the classmates more - by the way, the matter of killing pigs and vegetables has been decided." !”
【Ah ah ah why do you have to rush ahead of the year? If you are so busy, you won’t even ask for leave]
【that is! Other people kill pigs during the winter solstice, why do you kill them before the Chinese New Year? 】
[When I was a kid, the pigs we raised at home were killed before the end of the year, and they were killed in the twenties of the twelfth lunar month] [Because the pigs are still growing, it is not cost-effective to kill them early and lose several kilograms of meat every day]
【I just want to ask if I am included in the quota? Does the anchor have me in mind? 】
【What is the standard? Say it quickly! 】
【A quick check showed that in mid-February of the Chinese New Year this year, tickets purchased one month before the Spring Festival are still valid】
When Qiao Qiao said this, she turned the topic over to Party Secretary Xiao Zhu: "Let Sister Party Secretary speak. Brother Yan Ping said that you need to let them speak more, so that more people will see you."
Xiao Zhu Party Secretary is very grateful!
The specific news of the butchered vegetables is up to you. How exciting is this live broadcast room! Seeing the ranking of this live broadcast rising up, people who buy followers and popularity may not necessarily have this attitude.
Therefore, she also corrected her attitude: "The reason why I chose mid-January was really a decision made after considering the netizens."
Having been a cadre for a long time, she now has a trustworthy and steady manner when speaking seriously. At this moment, the barrage seems much more steady. Xiao Zhu, the branch secretary, paused and then said:
“You haven’t seen the pigs on the mountain recently, have you? Why don’t you go and take a look? They are growing very strong and they continue to gain weight every day...”
Actually, they can't be sure about this. After all, they are not weighed every day, but they can still tell when they get older every few days.
The barrage is aggrieved:
【Remember that we haven’t seen pigs recently? 】
【Are you going to show me whatever I want to see? 】
【It’s okay to stand on the mountain anyway, why don’t you go to the pigsty later? Can I pick one? 】
【Ah ah ah, I'm rolling like crazy and want to buy the anchor and sell him one! 】
Zhizhu Xiaozhu looked at the barrage and then said:
"If it were a normal pig killing, we would probably arrive during the period after Laba to New Year's Eve. But during that time, it was really impossible to buy tickets, so we arranged it half a month in advance. Mid-month.”
“The specific time will be announced later.”
"As for some fans who want to buy it..." she said with a smile, "I'm sorry, our family will kill five pigs this year, which will not be enough for our own food, so we can't sell it."
Seeing that this anchor also knew how to read barrage, everyone became excited again:
【Retail retail! Cold chain delivery! 】
【Ah ah ah, I want a fan of ribs! 】
【I want a pair of pig's trotters! 】
【I want a pig's head! 】
【I want to sit on my butt! 】
【The person in front of me is very happy and presentable, do people take care of you? 】
【Don't think about it, it can't be retailed. If this pig is to be bought or sold, it cannot be killed at home. No certificate. 】
【It is sad to say that this farmer is starting to do things day by day, and the terms and conditions are getting more and more. 】
【Don’t talk about national affairs, don’t talk about national affairs, protect our live broadcast room】
Xiao Zhu, the party secretary, was surprised to find that the quality of Qiao Qiao’s fans was really high, they knew everything, and they were really considerate of him.
So she didn’t show off any more: “Okay, now let me tell you about the quota for our pig-killing banquet—a total of 12 people.”
【What? That’s it? ! readily! 】
【Wow, it's been a long time since I've seen such news announced without any foreshadowing, gossip or gags. 】
【Look at the official daily newspaper, they don't foreshadow, tell off, or make jokes】
【Go away, go away, this is not the same thing! 】
【Why is it not the same thing? Don’t think of the village party secretary as a cadre]
Update 2, happy afternoon! I didn’t have enough manuscripts to save, so I got up early in the morning to type in the hotel... feeling sad.
But think about how Shiitake went out last night and was able to write a little bit with his mobile phone in hand, and suddenly he felt balanced again, hahaha!