Chapter 734 734. Descendants and grandchildren are inexhaustible
Song Tan said he was embarrassed, but with quick movements, he directed Qiao Qiao to shovel some plant ash, cover the goose cake, and then sweep it away easily.
Soon, the clean concrete floor returned to normal.
But Sun Shouping fell into a sluggish state. At this moment, there was only a line of big characters flashing in front of his eyes -
Even after losing his wife, he lost his troops!
How much did he pay for this big goose? Just call Dabai abducted? !
This is an adult goose raised in the countryside! No feed was given at all, and the quality was so good, the body was so strong, and the meat looked chewy and chewy... He bought it for 20 yuan a pound!
And how much does this goose girl weigh?
Sun Shouping weighed it when he bought it, and it was a full 10 kilograms! He was overjoyed at first, thinking that his physique could compete with Dabai—
That’s right, it’s true that one can compete with each other in one bite.
It’s just that this bite is different from what he thought^.
The barrage is also numb.
【Brother Dog, what should I say about this wave...】
【I can only say that Brother Gou was right, it was indeed a double blow both mentally and physically】
【It's just that it all hit him hahahahaha】
【The meat goose in our vegetable market costs 18 pounds per pound. How much did Brother Gou spend on buying this goose girl? 】
【It doesn't matter that Goose Girl can't beat Dabai, but with her body and posture, even ordinary geese can't beat her...I guess it's more expensive than 18 yuan anyway】
【Brother Dog, if it doesn’t work, let’s change our profession. I feel like you’re really not good at maintaining **** and pulling fiber】
【That is, it is not possible to make a blind date with a dog, nor is it possible to make a blind date with a goose】
【Brother Dog, when it comes to being a matchmaker, sometimes we can’t look at evenly matched matches, we have to look at Cp sense, do you understand the atmosphere】
The barrage was laughing and joking, happily pointing out Sun Shouping's career.
And he subconsciously touched his slightly swollen cheeks that were still slightly warm, feeling that all the suffering he had suffered was in vain!
How could this be so? !
Song Tan couldn't understand his brain circuit, but the two little border collies were quite conscientious. Although they couldn't defeat the two sturdy geese, they retreated away, but now that the geese were gone, they came together again with a groan. Sun Shouping was beside him, trying to comfort him.
Sun Shouping was greatly moved!
Who said Bian Mu was evil-minded?
How clever this is!
He hugged the two puppies' heads and rubbed them again and again, almost bursting into tears.
Unexpectedly, he had just rubbed it twice and was about to show off the dog's attachment to him, but he saw two puppies breaking out of his arms and returning to Song Tan's side.
They were wagging their tails as if they were offering treasures, as if they were asking Song Tan to review their coaxing skills just now...
That’s right!
Sun Shouping swore to God, that was what he saw on the faces of those two puppies, and he almost gasped at them at this moment!
Here, Song Tanbai got a goose from someone, and maybe Dabai could be in love with him for a long time, and his descendants would be endless...
Tsk tsk tsk, Brother Yan Ping’s friends are so real!
She can’t treat others badly—
“Qiaoqiao, bring me a pack of winter melon candies for Brother Sun!”
Then he said: "Brother Sun, don't dislike the winter melon candy. We just made it and the store has sold out."
Sun Shouping couldn’t bear to accept it: “My big goose costs 400 yuan!” Why don’t you give me winter melon candies? !
"Yes," Song Tan also looked at him sympathetically: "Brother Sun, don't worry, I have never forgotten my original intention. Since I said I am the one I am looking for for Dabai, let them get along with each other for two years first."
“If this is discussed, the goose eggs hatched will hatch into goslings, and then they will hatch again...and when we have a flock of geese, I will give you four hundred goose eggs!”
“Look, a goose egg is so big and expensive. Isn’t this enough to make money back?”
“And you can earn multiples of it...Isn’t this higher than the interest you get from depositing your money in the bank?”
Bank interest is indeed... Hey, hey, hey!
“I don’t plan to deposit money in the bank either!”
Song Tan opened his eyes wide: "Brother Sun, what do you mean, I will give you another 400 yuan?"
Sun Shouping:…
“Forget it!” He said bitterly, “You didn’t want this goose. I had to bring it here. How can I ask you to give me more money? In short, sooner or later I will make Dabai regret it!”
"Avenge the shame!" Song Tan was silent, with a subtle expression: "As long as you are happy."
However, she didn’t want to mention it anymore, but the live broadcast room couldn’t hold it in any longer—
【Hahahahahahahaha goose】
Then she decided to end this topic that had already been decided, and turned to look at the winter melon candy Qiao Qiao sent over and said:
“Brother Sun, although my winter melon candy is a bit sweet, it is definitely the most delicious winter melon candy in the world. Try it first.”
Sun Shouping waved his hands subconsciously: "I don't like sweets—"
Before he finished speaking, he saw two puppies coming over to him grunting again, looking at him pitifully!
I think I didn’t understand anything else, but the word “eat” is very loud.
Sun Shouping instantly became proud: "What's the matter? You two were shameless and sold me out just now. Now you have to beg me!"
“I tell you, I won’t share it with you if I don’t like it!”
but…
He looked at the ziplock bag in the palm of his hand, then looked up at Song Tan. He was a little surprised: "That's all you have in this bag?!"
“A lot!”
Song Tan said: "It's 5 sticks! The main reason is that it's too sweet, and I'm afraid that too much will affect my blood sugar. It's best to take a small bite a day. These few sticks are enough to last for several days."
She looked at Sun Shouping considerately:
“Brother Sun, don’t you like it? It’s okay. My dogs like it and they don’t feel tired at all. Why don’t you feed it to them?”
The barrage is already laughing like crazy—
【Good guy! 】
【The big goose worth 400 yuan is exchanged for a pack of winter melon candy. The winter melon candy is used to feed the anchor's dog... Wow! 】
【There are so many elements that I don’t know which one to laugh at first】
【Listen to me, laugh at Dabai's descendants first, and then laugh at our dog brother's avenging his shame. 】
【The nonsense mentioned above is obviously to laugh at the bank interest of 400 yuan first, and then laugh at the goose egg that Brother Dog is about to get! 】
【Hey, hey, hey! Doesn't anyone sympathize with Brother Dog? 】
【Why does our teacher Qiaoqiao have such a smart fairy sister? 】
【Now I know who decides what is in the store... profiteers, profiteers】
【Hey, hey, aren't the winter melon candies sold out? Why do you still have so much to give to Brother Dog? 】
【I really can’t eat sweets, but why do you seem to have bought them all, so why should I buy them】
【There is a reason why Brother Gou's career was unsuccessful...his thinking is very unclear】
【Nonsense, our dog brother was just slapped a few times by the goose girl and was a little unconscious. How can we say he is not smart? 】
【Two little border collies are really real hahahahaha】
【Brother Dog, where can you buy such a smart border collie? Can you help me find one too? 】
【Come here to say something after the live broadcast failed... Is it possible that Brother Dog is the one who sells dogs? 】
【What? Brother Dog sells dogs? Brother Dog, look at me, look at me, I really want to buy a five-black pure native dog! 】
【Look at me, Brother Dog, I want a piece of iron covered with gold! 】
【Brother Dog, do you think my monthly salary of 20,000 yuan is enough to raise Kangao? 】
I was right not to post it last night. I didn’t know how to write it in such a mess, so I spent the whole morning revising it...
(End of this chapter)