Chapter 733 733. Useless blind date experience
Not only was Song Tan silent in this wave, but the live broadcast room was also silent.
Difficult to comment.
So much so that the barrage stopped for a while before being resumed:
【Just...what Brother Gou said makes sense, but I still feel like something is wrong. 】
【Gou Ge is also very considerate, but I still feel that something is wrong. 】
【This big goose looks quite handsome and looks quite fierce, but I still feel something is wrong】
At this moment, Qiaoqiao was already running down the mountain quickly with Dabai in his arms.
Sun Shouping took a quick look and said, "Fuck you!"
I haven’t seen you for a while. Why does Dabai seem to be getting stronger again? !
Or is your memory blurred?
As soon as Dabai's feet landed on the ground, his beady eyes stared at Sun Shouping in front of him. He had probably eaten this man's flesh before, and it looked very familiar.
Then he tentatively stretched his neck forward, only to see Sun Shouping quickly take two big steps back!
Thinking that something was wrong, he pushed the big white goose’s **** that he had brought with him and took two steps forward in full view of everyone.
by goose-"
Of course, he was slapped twice by the unwilling big white goose, and his wrist was sucked again!
“Hiss!” Zhang Yanping gasped: It hurts just to look at it!
Sun Shouping also had a forbearing look, but after looking at Dabai who was looking at his fellow creatures curiously, he quickly became proud again: "Dabai, there is only one goose wandering around every day, isn't it lonely?"
"Don't worry!" He smiled like a standard villain: "Look, didn't I choose carefully and find you a wife? Come on, you two, take a look and see if it works?"
The big white bean looked at him with dimple eyes and shouted loudly: "Goose!" Then he looked at the big white goose again.
"Look!" Sun Shouping was excited: "Did you see it?! I said they would definitely like it. Look how handsome the goose I picked is! I have traveled back and forth for several episodes, and I can I just found this one!”
As soon as he finished speaking, he saw his big white eyes staring closely at the goose. After the other goose called softly twice, he suddenly lowered his neck, spread his wings back, and quickly stepped on the hot goose with his paws. On the cement floor, when he stepped forward, he yelled harshly!
Sun Shouping was stupid.
The live broadcast room exploded.
I saw two big white geese of about the same size entangled together, their slender necks intertwined. Big White was the first to attack, and he bit the end of the big goose's neck with one bite, and he refused to let go!
The big goose screamed "Goose" in pain and flapped its wings in vain, but could not get rid of Dabai. So he didn't stop doing anything, he simply stretched out his neck, followed it up to the back of Dabai's neck, and then squeezed it hard!
The two geese maintained this entangled posture. You retreated and I advanced, you came and I went. They kept screaming in pain, fluttering their feathers, but neither side let go first. Sun Shouping could only watch. I feel a pain in my body!
The memory of being grabbed by Dabai began to attack him again!
【Hiss...hiss...it hurts just looking at it! 】
【When I was a child, I was slapped on the inside of my arm by a big goose that was as tall as me... Ouch, I can't look at it】
【Too, too bloody, too violent! 】
【that is! Why is it so cruel—why hasn’t Baymax won yet? Shouldn't it? 】
【It's so scary, my painful childhood memories are back】
【They screamed so fiercely, it sounded very painful】
As for the goose opposite... no matter how strong or powerful it is, it's still not as good as Dabai!
Not long after, the goose took the lead in letting go of its painful cries, and its wings became quiet.
When Dabai saw this, he proudly let go of the other party.
The big goose trotted all the way with its wings spread out, quickly hiding far away, and its voice became soft and short. Dabai also spread his wings, as if he was the only goose in the world, and made a proud and high-pitched cry of "goose goose", which made Song Tan look complicated.
The live broadcast room is also quite complicated:
【Ah this! Dog brother! What were you planning before, what kind of mental attack? What physical pain? 】
【Brother Dog, do you see the bud of true love here? When does the heartbreaking love begin? 】
【Brother Dog, let’s just talk about the fight we just had. Did your goose get any advantage? 】
Brother Dog, my suggestion here is to pick out two more handsome geese. The quality is not enough and we can make up the quantity. 】
Brother Dog, I suggest you go and catch another thirty or fifty of them, and organize a goose draft for Dabai. 】
【Good idea inside! Once Dabai is selected, our dog brother will also be a relative of the emperor]
【Brother Dog! When you become Uncle Goose, don’t forget to steal two goose eggs for your brothers! My daughter-in-law is pregnant, and she's worried about it. 】
【Absolutely not! Uncle Goose is a relative...]
Zhang Yanping looked away with complicated eyes.
Contemporary netizens are really not picky! This time, he gave the wrong title. I am afraid that everyone has not learned anything from the blind date experience, and the useless fighting experience has increased.
However, Uncle Goose's suffering obviously does not end there.
Because, Dabai's beady eyes quickly focused on him again, and he obviously recognized who started the war and who sent the goose into the house.
Its head lowered instantly, and its eyes looked up provocatively. Sun Shouping's hair instantly stood up! They were all about to jump into the car, but saw that Dabai had been quickly tucked under Song Tan's arm, and she skillfully stroked her long neck down.
“Okay, okay, Dabai, don’t get me wrong, this big goose is here to join this family, not to tear it apart.”
"Isn't it because you are a goose managing a group of ducks and monsters? I'm looking for a helper for you! You just proved your strength, how about it? This little brother, no. Do you still accept it, little sister?"
Dabai calmly folded his wings, regardless of whether he understood the words or not, he could understand what Song Tan meant.
At this moment, he took another look at the big goose that was walking around him from a distance. It raised its voice and shouted twice, and saw that the other goose had come over quickly and with flat feet.
Dabai then had the intention to look at the other person up and down.
Only the small size is visible (goose’s perspective). It's really not worth mentioning, but the fighting action just now was quite fierce, and the back of its neck is still hurting...
In this case—
"Goose!"
Dabai yelled, twisted his **** and started walking back up the mountain. The big goose stood there and hesitated for a while, and Sun Shouping was ready to take it away -
After all, it was clearly him who suffered this double physical and mental blow.
…
The heart-wrenching love has not been tasted, and a piece of baldness has been pulled out from the back of the big white goose's neck. No need to wait for anyone to speak again, he quickly spread his wings and flew forward.
The figures of the two geese gradually disappeared into the back hill.
Song Tan raised his eyebrows and smiled apologetically at Sun Shouping, who was already in a sluggish state: "Brother Sun, look at this...how embarrassing! You came all the way and brought such a big gift."
Good night. I know I owed one yesterday, but I was so sleepy, and now I feel really useless at night...
(End of this chapter)