Chapter 691 691. Live broadcast and hypnosis [two in one]
Several people in the yard took advantage of the fact that the temperature had not risen in the morning and were stroking the leaves quickly. Qiaoqiao took the mugwort leaves in handfuls and placed them on the plastic sheet.
Song Tan took the ancestral mallet and started banging.
She hammered on the thick leaves with even force. The leaves that had been dried and dried did not quickly break into dry residue. Instead, they gradually seemed to be moistened with oil and developed a somewhat furry feeling.
Zhang Yanping squatted aside and watched quietly for a few minutes, then suddenly turned around quickly:
“Qiaoqiao, get your phone here quickly!”
Qiao Qiao didn't know why, but he had always been obedient. He didn't ask for the details after hearing this order. Instead, he put down the leaf in his hand, turned around and went upstairs to get the mobile phone.
Zhang Yanping took the mobile phone - the battery was 70%, and it was ready.
As for live streaming while charging, well, the temperature is over 30 degrees this morning, so don’t embarrass other people’s mobile phones.
He quickly opened the live broadcast room and first edited the name of today’s live broadcast—
【I woke up too early, let's go back to sleep together! 】The topic entry is #asmr#hypnosis.
When Qiaoqiao took out the bracket, he quickly found the position and once again started the live broadcast unexpectedly.
I have to say that it is not yet 6 o'clock in the morning, so it is really too early for the live broadcast.
However, everyone seems to be used to the anchor being caught off guard. Many people even opened special notices for this live broadcast.
So much so that even now that it has just started airing, there are still hundreds of stubborn fans who have followed.
However, what broke their hearts was that the anchor did not show up at all today.
What the camera can capture is a white hand, holding the same round mallet, bang bang bang... bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang bang on the pile of green or white things in front of you, as if it has a grayish-yellow color on the leaves.
The camera is very close. At this moment, the microphone is placed on the ground again. There is the sound of the mallet and mugwort leaves hitting each other, as well as the regular and repeated beating movements in front of me...
There is one thing to say and one thing to say, today’s live broadcast entry has two points.
The barrage was lively at the beginning—
【I'm coming, I'm coming】
【The early bird catches the worm, the early office worker catches the anchor】
【Watch this while brushing your teeth, washing up, or putting on makeup, especially to relieve stress】
【Subway commuters are now huddled in the carriages with disheveled hair】
【Brushing my teeth at work is already a sign of respect for the company... Putting on makeup? Let’s cancel the paid leave first]
【Hey hey hey, I just paid attention last time. Is this what the anchor said about being Aizhu? 】
【Why are the movements so primitive? Anchors should not blindly abandon high technology in pursuit of visual effects]
【Can't you beat it into powder? Can't I use a blender? 】
【Cooking machine yyds! 】
【Don't talk nonsense if you don't understand. How fast the blades in the blender rotate, and the high temperature will destroy these mugwort leaves in a moment. 】
【But manual beating is too slow】
【The anchor doesn’t plan to sell it anyway, so it doesn’t matter if he makes it at home slowly】
【I really admire you, I'm tired of watching it at the dinner table now】
【I was really sleepy, so I quickly gave myself a slap in the face, and then I was awake enough to squeeze into the morning rush hour】
【It looks so comfortable like this...】
【I really want to return to rural life】
【Just think about it, don't really reply. After all, if you beat Moi Rong thirty or fifty times, you won’t even be able to lift your arms.]
【Contemporary young people, focusing on a waste】
There were not enough viewers, so the barrages were displayed one by one very slowly. For a while, everyone in the live broadcast room started chatting among themselves.
Zhang Yanping glanced at it twice, and then squatted back to watch Song Tan beating Ai Ye again—
It’s so hypnotic!
He wanted to yawn at this moment. If he hadn't squatted close and the unique aroma of mugwort rushed into his nose and cheered up his spirits a little, he would have really gone to sleep now.
Song Tan glanced at him and said, "If you are free, don't just sit there, bring a stool and pick out the pole here."
“You still need to pick a pole? Can’t moxibustion be done with a pole?”
Zhang Yanping resisted, but he also grabbed a small stool and sat on it.
Then he grabbed a handful of chopped mugwort leaves, reached out and pinched them, and pinched out the equally fine leaf veins and stems inside.
Song Tan didn't even raise his head: "It can be burned. If you are not careful, you can burn it with a thick pole. But the medicinal properties are very different, so there is nothing you can do."
“What’s more, after spending so much effort on cutting and drying, we’ve done everything, so why not do it better?”
This is true.
Zhang Yanping fumbled, slowly and clumsily picking up the broken pole inside.
Xin Jun on the side looked at it and continued to study.
In the live broadcast room where no one is paying attention, the frequency of barrages is getting lower and lower. However, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room has increased one after another, and the forwarding rate is much higher than usual.
When MCN, the company I had contacted before, saw this, it made her teeth itch with hatred—
“Has that anchor from Maizidaozi signed a contract?”
…
Here, Qiaoqiao had already taken out a stack of white paper, marked the inner diameter of the thick bamboo tube, and cut out thick paper strips one by one.
There is also a bottle of glue prepared on the side.
This was used exclusively when grandpa was rolling cigarettes. Later, he smoked less and less, and he also had a small cigarette box, so there were fewer opportunities to use this glue—
It can come in handy now.
The sharp paper knife slashed across the white paper, the sound of the mallet tapping was leisurely, and in the background, there was the sound of aunties chatting and laughing...
And the number of shares in the live broadcast room has increased rapidly, which has caused many people to quietly go back to sleep. So when the cell phone beeps to indicate the battery level, countless working people open their eyes from the bed, smile, and snuggle up in the bed with satisfaction - the quality of their sleep this time is really good!
etc! Is it the weekend when I wake up? It doesn't seem to be the case... I seem to have forgotten something important... What is it... Damn it, it seems very important, why can't I remember-
Ahhhhhhhhhhhh why is it after eight o'clock! !
The workers collapsed.
【Late, who understands? 】
【I accepted the boss's deadly nails, and the nails have already shaken my soul away】
【Just after squeezing onto the subway, people are already going crazy】
【That is to say, who is worse than me? After running wildly on the road for more than ten minutes, I realized that my skirt was on inside out! 】
【That's it, I just ran in from outside the company with my arms crossed - I'm not an anime heroine, I just forgot my underwear^】
【Ah hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha the previous laugh to death】
【Help, I've already dug your toes into the ground】
【Hold the bag to your chest! 】
【I'm the only one curious about whether medical compresses are useful? 】
【A box of tens of dollars costs dozens of sheets, try it yourself】
【Useless knowledge increased early in the morning】
【Help, why do you let me see this kind of video so early in the morning? 500 perfect attendance disappeared this morning, the anchor needs to bear the main responsibility! 】
【Hahaha, who told you not to get up so early in the morning and feel sleepy...If you continue to talk, I'm afraid your money will be deducted even if it's not just fishing.】
【In this live broadcast, fans suffered financial losses of over 10,000. The anchor needs to give an explanation...]
A group of people started making noise in the barrage, but the anchor didn't show up at all. On the contrary, mobile phones of low quality rapidly consume power in increasingly hot temperatures.
Then the phone shut down with a beep sound.
The live broadcast room that was caught off guard and had a black screen:…
Everyone: ...Yes, it’s like their anchor.
And Song Tan raised his head when he heard the voice:
“It’s only been broadcast for two hours, why is the power out again?”
Zhang Yanping couldn't laugh or cry: "It's just a 2,000-yuan mobile phone. I've been using it for half a year. When I took it off, the battery was still 70%. It played the 36-7 degree video for a full two hours before shutting down. It's about the same. Don't be too demanding about it." high."
Song Tan thought thoughtfully: "Is it time to change Qiao Qiao's mobile phone?"
“I think it will work.”
Zhang Yanping logged into Qiao Qiao's account with a familiarity - yes, the mobile phone used for live broadcast can be switched at will as long as the account is logged in correctly. But everyone in the family is lazier than the other. As long as the time is enough, no one will do such a thing.
And Zhang Yanping looked at the backstage - okay, this live broadcast has received nearly 3,000 yuan in rewards!
He has finally discovered that among the wealthy men on the list, as long as the hypnosis effect is good, they will definitely spend a lot of money.
How pitiful... You must be young to play live streaming so smoothly. Why can't you fall asleep?
He exited the live broadcast room, and then solemnly replied to Song Tan:
“Yes, it’s time to change your mobile phone. Give your child a better one!”
…
Here, with the help of several aunts, the wormwood leaves were quickly smoothed out.
They are now sitting around here, picking the broken stems inside quickly. The entire plastic sheet is a simple assembly line operation.
Now, Song Tan, the source of the assembly line, has successfully produced a large handful of fluffy moxa.
This moxa has a greenish tone and a little grayish-yellow, like...
How to describe it?
Zhang Yanping thought: It looks like dandelion hairs gathered together, or like fine cotton wool, but the particles are even finer than those.
Grab a ball in your hand, you can clearly feel the weight, but when you weigh it twice, it feels light again. When I reached out and squeezed hard, the moxa velvet quickly squeezed into a ball in my palm, and then quickly opened slightly with elasticity...
This feels really amazing.
He pinched it twice curiously: "No wonder they are called moxa sticks, it really is - what are you going to do next? Roll moxa sticks?"
Song Tan pushed the picked pile towards him:
"You and Qiao Qiao roll moxa sticks - do you know how to roll them? First roll the cut white paper into a roll and stuff it into the bamboo tube, and then fill it with moxa velvet. When it's almost filled, use the thinner one next to it. Then stuff it in."
“If you don’t want to use a bamboo tube, you can just roll it with paper yourself. We use it for our own family, just stuff it tightly, and we don’t need to have perfect appearance.”
After all, the quality of the product has little impact on the efficacy of the medicine.
Zhang Yanping became energetic instantly:
“Isn’t this just like rolling cigarettes? I’ve rolled several cigarettes before, no problem!”
Over there, several ladies chatting have already begun to discuss with Ulan:
“Is there a lot of mugwort on your mountain? If there is a lot, you can cut it down later and let it dry for three to five years. It will be more effective when you use it.”
Ulan shook his head: "It won't work this year. There were some on the barren hills, but they were dug up by excavators. This year's ones are basically here."
“But I don’t know about next year. I have to start planting. I will definitely save it by then.”
While she was talking, she asked everyone in confusion: "This thing grows randomly in front of and behind the house, why are you asking me? When spring begins, either you can dig out a few seeds and plant them back, or you can sow some seeds in advance and let them grow into a large area." Yes, are you still worried that it’s not enough?”
I want it to last from 3 years to 3 years, or from 5 years to 5 years, whatever I want.
That’s true! Everyone really didn't react.
At this moment, I nodded repeatedly.
But Zhang Yanping turned into a curious baby again: "Why does it need to be 3 to 5 years old? Doesn't it have a bad shelf life if it's kept for a long time?"
Song Tan shook his head: "Scientifically speaking, there is mugwort oil in this mugwort. The mugwort oil is more irritating, the smoke it brings out is more choking, and the medicinal effect is more intense."
“When stored for three years, it will decrease by about 20% every year. After three years, the decrease will be almost the same, and the drug efficacy will be optimal.”
Can this also be seen? How did our ancestors discover the properties of medicine in the first place!
Zhang Yanping was amazed.
At this moment, I couldn’t help but come up with an idea:
“Then you left dozens of the ones you packaged this time and put them there, and try again in a few years. Can you really test them out without relying on instrument testing?”
Song Tan shook his head: "The moxa was smashed into small pieces, and then you rolled it into a roll. If you let it sit for three years, where would it evaporate?"
“Three years means that you can go up the mountain and cut two bundles and hang them on the porch to dry in the shade. Then put them back in the warehouse and keep them well, and come back to pound the moxa velvet in three years.”
Zhang Yanping: ...forget it.
He lowered his head and patiently picked up the broken rods: "I am in good health and have no interest in moxibustion."
It was Ulan who suddenly interjected:
“Yan Ping, why don’t you take a look!”
“Look at our family, everyone is so white, how come you are getting darker and darker as you stay? If your mother hadn’t believed me, I would have thought you were working in the fields, planting rice, and working in the mountains!”
Besides, this silly kid is only smart in the eyes of money. Dr. Guo is so busy, so you can watch and help you, and then ask her to give you some moxibustion later to enhance your relationship...
Tsk! You two should learn from each other!
It is true that the emperor is not in a hurry and the **** is.
She shook her head, despairing at her nephew who had a clear stupidity.
Zhang Yanping, who was severely attacked, could not even utter a single word of defense——
Yes, he has dark skin, so it’s not entirely his fault! 99% of this is due to genes!
Otherwise everyone in the family works and eats the same food, and the physical labor he puts in is only a little more than that of Xin Jun.
But just like what my aunt said, why do I have to be so bad?
What's the matter? The UV rays in this village still discriminate against urban residents?
He said depressedly: "Moxibustion, just moxibustion! Qiaoqiao will accompany my brother."
"What are you doing with my brother?" Outside the courtyard, Dr. Xiao Guo happened to walk in and asked curiously.
Qiao Qiao smiled at her: "Sister Xiao Guo, Brother Yan Ping asked me to do moxibustion with him, but I don't want it!"
Two in one! Good night!
(End of this chapter)