Vol 311 Chapter 661: 661 tea eggs blocking the door

Chapter 661 661. Tea eggs block the door

The neighbors cursed and tossed about before falling asleep, but as they never expected, this was just the beginning.

When the moon reached its peak, all the residents in the building turned over in a haze, avoiding pillows soaked with saliva at the corners of their mouths. Their dreams were filled with trembling tea eggs that were too round to be picked up.

At this moment, the lights of the Zhu family, who were still awake, were brightly lit, and the living room was full of figures: "Are you okay yet?"

“It should be edible, right?”

“That’s right, the eggs are cooked and put in, so they must be edible...”

 Only Zhu Xinshang, who had eaten and drank enough, was still sober: "But didn't you say before that you can't eat or drink water at night, otherwise the makeup will not look good tomorrow."

After all, no matter how delicious the tea eggs are, if they are not worthy of a few sips of water, they will really make you choke! But if you drink too much water in the middle of the night, your face will be swollen tomorrow morning, right?

Everyone was silent.

Finally, the bride took the lead and squeezed into the kitchen: "I'm not afraid. I've been in love for four years. He's seen people with allergies swell into pig heads. What's there to say about edema?"

The words were sonorous and the intention was firm. Zhu Xin could swear that his cousin might not be able to take this stance even if she takes her wedding vows tomorrow.

Following closely behind the bride were several bridesmaids and best friends.

Their reasons are more direct: "It's not me getting married tomorrow, so the bride has nothing to fear from me!"

The aunt who only boiled a pot of eggs and wanted to feed everyone tomorrow morning:…

She had no choice but to hold back her greed and squeeze in: "Then I'll cook two...three more pots!"

When everyone was finishing the pot of eggs that had just tasted delicious, the bridesmaid suddenly thought deeply:

“Don’t say it, if you use tea eggs to ask for red envelopes tomorrow morning, you might really empty their wallets!”

As soon as he said this, everyone became enthusiastic. At this moment, they even pushed Zhu Lan and said with a bad smile:

“Come, bride, I’ll give you one last chance to remind people: Come with a full meal tomorrow morning, or give me a few more red envelopes.”

At the new house, the groom, who had just decorated the room, turned on his mobile phone, and his face could not help but reveal the sour smell of love: "My wife sent me a message, asking us to eat well tomorrow hehehe..."

How considerate!

As for the red envelopes and the like at the back... Oh, do you still need to ask this? Those who will block the door tomorrow will be the bride's close relatives and friends, and those little red envelopes are just for fun, so of course there will be no shortage of them!

On the other hand, the groomsmen were too tired to help out today, and they yelled at each other: "I'm working for you and feeding you dog food..."

“That’s it! Besides, the auspicious time tomorrow is set early, so we probably won’t have time to have breakfast, so we can just grab a few bites...”

Due to the episode at night, the bride was woken up by the alarm clock after only sleeping for more than two hours. When she opened the door, the makeup artist was sitting on a stool peeling tea eggs. She was a little embarrassed to see her come out.

Julan:…

In this case, she should eat two first.

The eldest aunt, who had not slept all night, looked at the rapidly decreasing number of tea eggs in the pot and was extremely glad that she cooked more eggs yesterday.

As for Zhu Xin, he happily brought the Houttuynia cordata summer-relieving tea to his eldest aunt: "Come on, it's hot today and there are many people at home. Let's make some more herbal tea and put it away."

While turning on the chatter again: "Auntie, smell how fragrant these eggs are! I bought these with great difficulty. A single package of marinade costs twenty! And this summer tea, don't look down upon it, wait. Once you know how to cook it, you’ll know it’s not bad at all compared to tea eggs…”

Auntie: ...I remember everything. Oh, this child!

She decisively picked up the kettle: "I'm going to boil water right now."

After a lot of busy work and joy, the auspicious time finally arrived. People in the room stared at the windows. When they saw a group of handsome young men with broad shoulders, long legs and upright bodies getting out of the car, they quickly shouted: "Come on, come on, come on." "It's over!" In an instant, the door of the bride's room was closed, and Zhu Xin was holding a bowl of peeled tea eggs, smiling in anticipation.

There is a saying that Xu Wen, the groom’s official, went all out for this wedding!

No, when I went upstairs, I told the groomsmen:

“I am the one who will give you a big red envelope alone. If you are asked to sing, then sing, and if you are asked to do push-ups, do push-ups. We can’t let the chain slip!”

“Don’t worry!” The groomsmen were also capable of literary and military skills. They were even more confident when they heard this: “It will definitely not be a problem for us! We will try to open the door for you as quickly as possible!”

The groom was still a little reserved: "It doesn't have to be so fast. Our rules here are to follow the time..."

The elevator door opens.

Everyone paused, and then sniffed. But looking at the security door that had been opened, a few people pressed their stomachs without leaving any trace, and held back the words "It smells so good" in their mouths.

I only slept for more than three hours last night and got up in a hurry. I didn’t even bother to have breakfast. Now...

What a mistake! If I had known better, I would have eaten more!

When they finally stood happily in front of the bride's room door, Xu Wen was drooling...

This room smells so good!

The overbearing aroma of tea eggs even covered up all the smells, so that he almost didn't have the energy to shout.

But in the end, he still said loudly:

“Xu Wen’s family, daughter-in-law, wife, Lan Lan, I’m here to pick you up!”

Behind him, several groomsmen also raised their voices: "Bride, please open the door quickly! The groom is here to pick you up!"

Someone in the room actually responded: "It's easy to open the door, come on, come on, show your sincerity first..."

So, as expected, it was singing, push-ups, questions and answers... After passing all the levels, Zhu Xin came over with a big bowl:

“Brother-in-law, my sister said that the people who came to accompany her today are all good sisters. If you are sincere, you should send more red envelopes!”

That’s not easy!

Xu Wen waved his hand, and the best man quickly took out the red envelopes and stuffed them into the cracks of the door one by one, while desperately urging the door to open.

However, Zhu Xin spoke again:

"We are all a family now. It's so simple to stuff the red envelope. Isn't this just pouring the bride's money from her left hand into her right hand? There is no sense of ceremony... Come on, come on, the last test is coming. The bride feels sorry for you that you didn't eat breakfast well. I also wanted to save some money for the groom, so I specially set up the simplest item—eating tea eggs!”

Xu Wen subconsciously touched his belly and asked carefully: "How many should you eat?"

Wouldn’t one have a bowl per person? That's quite a bit...

Zhu Xin smiled so hard that he couldn't see his eyesight: "It's not like - just one bite, one bite per person. As long as everyone only takes one bite and never eats more, then we will open the door immediately!"

“If you eat more, you’ll get a round of red envelopes if you eat one more bite. How about it? It’s simple, right?”

Everyone breathed a sigh of relief—that was so easy!

Sure enough, the bride is considerate, hahaha!

So the best man at the end picked up the tea eggs in the bowl, with a smile in his eyes: "Just take a bite, keep an eye on it!"

He bit into it.

On the first day of July, work hard for the third update! (It’s so hard, so hard, so hard)

Wedding customs vary from place to place, so here’s a lively one.

(End of this chapter)

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