Chapter 607 607. Drinking capacity
Tang Xiaodong finished a whole bowl of white fungus soup boldly, and then placed the bowl heavily on the table!
His cheeks were red and his brows were furrowed, as if he was going to spray steam from the top of his head and continue his voyage at the next moment. His expression was so serious that Qi Lin even doubted himself.
However, the next moment, the hero of the voyage lay back, his head raised and supported by the back of the chair, and his whole body snored loudly!
Everyone:…
After a moment, everyone laughed.
Professor Song's eyes widened and his expression was proud: "This Xiaodong just had to come with me for two days, but he hasn't left yet, and he can't even hold back such a small cup!"
Qi Lin sighed, and while thanking Song Youde for refilling the wine for everyone, he looked at his teacher again -
How to say? It seems that the less you know how to drink, the less you think about yourself.
Even though Professor Song was so happy when he laughed at Tang Xiaodong, his drinking capacity was not much better! Especially when he is drunk and doesn't like to sleep, but...
As soon as my thoughts wandered, I saw my elbow being held by a dry and strong hand.
The other person looked at him now, with tears in his eyes: "Xiao Qi, you are a good boy! The teacher feels sorry for you! What a smart boy! If you really go back to your hometown, wouldn't all your talents be wasted..."
As he spoke, he wiped his tears emotionally.
Qi Lin: ...Yes, this time the drinking was even worse.
Yan Ran, who doesn’t drink, was stunned beside him. At this moment, he hurriedly took out a tissue and wiped Professor Song’s face: “Teacher, you are drunk.”
"I'm not drunk." Professor Song tried his best to look at Qi Lin with his eyes wide open: "Xiaoyan, be obedient! You must study hard. Although our agriculture is hard, don't worry, there are teachers here, no matter what your professional title will be in the future. When applying for funding, teachers will help!”
Yan Ran:…
That sounds very touching, but teacher, can you turn around and face me?
She and Qi Lin looked at each other, and simply held Professor Song's arms from left to right: "Teacher, let's wipe our faces first and then rest. It's late and it's already dark."
“It’s getting dark...”
Professor Song was carried out of the door and into the room, and then pushed down on the bed and lay down: "Then I have to go home, otherwise your wife will ask me to dig a hole in the field and live with the voles."
As he talked, he muttered again: "The vole's nest is not bad, there is plenty of food, and he won't be hungry... Where is Xiaodong? Tell him to stop being lazy and dig a vole hole for me! It needs to be bigger, with four rooms and two living rooms. Yes, it’s too small for us to live in..."
For a moment, Qi Lin and Yan Ran didn't know whether to be moved or not. What kind of good teacher is this? Yes, living in a field mouse hole and worrying about students having no place...
They couldn't figure it out. With only two taels of wine, what else could they do?
…
As for the restaurant.
Song Youde and his seventh cousin looked at each other and laughed wildly: "This wine is really strong! Look, after just two sips, two of them were knocked down."
As he spoke, he couldn't help but pick up the hem of his clothes and wipe the sweat from his head and face, and then fanned violently:
“Hey, it’s hot. This wine is too hot.”
That heat flow quickly spreads from the middle of the belly to all sides, as if there is endless steaming heat, opening all the pores of the person, and sweat oozes out one by one.
So much so that even though the air conditioner is on, they still feel like they are on a stove.
Seeing this, Song Tan had no choice but to advise: "Don't drink it. I think this wine has a strong aftertaste. Maybe you will all have to lie down later."
“That’s all nonsense!”
The dignity of an alcoholic must not be violated. What's more, the seventh cousin still spoke plausibly:
"That's called strong! After one sip, it feels like your throat has been cut open. This one is much milder in comparison!" "Yes, yes, yes!" Song Youde turned into a brainless blower: "Good wine, strong aftertaste. It’s a little exciting at the first sip, but then it’s very smooth!”
“I haven’t had such a good wine in all these years—I’m afraid it’s not as good as the bottles of Maotai that Xiao Zhu gave me!”
The seventh cousin was also very proud: "That's my craft!"
The two of them complimented each other very harmoniously. They bumped into each other happily now, and then they **** each other in one go!
The seventh cousin couldn't help but say: "Go back and open a bottle of your Moutai. Let's compare and see which wine is better."
Song Youde, who was drunk, was not reluctant at all. Instead, he responded: "Okay!"
They can still hold on, but others can’t.
For example, Zhou Tianyu.
He had developed some drinking ability in Huahua City, but he was only a little better than Professor Song. At this moment, holding an empty wine glass, he put his arm around his father's shoulders and started blowing:
“Dad, do you think this KTV is luxurious? There are so many people in one big bag! Come on, let me order a song for you - [I don’t have a house or a car, I can only eat instant noodles...]
Zhou Maozhu:…
Zhou Maozhu felt very embarrassed. When he saw his son was drunk, he quickly advised him:
“Tianyu, you can’t drink, stop drinking! I’ll ask your mother to help you go back first.”
“No! Dad!”
Zhou Tianyu tried to stand up straight, with a serious look on his face: "I just negotiated a big deal today, waiter! Let's drink this bottle of 1899 red wine! Drink whatever you want!"
He was so drunk that he had no idea what he said. In fact, he was a working man. How could he ever drink so expensively? Three to five hundred are as high as the sky.
But Zhou Maozhu didn’t know!
He saw his son say skillfully: "I'll reserve the place today, and everyone can eat and drink as they please—"
I had no house or car before and ate instant noodles, but now I can drink wine for one or two thousand yuan? ! He knows how the money was spent!
Even though Zhou Maozhu was still drunk, he couldn't bear it anymore!
He slapped Zhou Tianyu on the back: "Why are you so capable?"
Zhou Tianyu then giggled: "Dad, let me tell you, I am really very capable! I have already thought about renting a house close to the company in the second half of the year! Although the rent costs 4,000 a month, I can sleep more in the morning It’s been an hour.”
After he finished speaking, he giggled again.
Four thousand a month’s rent?
Zhou Maozhu suddenly felt that his heart was filled with panic.
…
Men have no sense of time when drinking.
Song Tan and others simply didn’t wait for them and went out for a walk, thus missing the farce.
However, when I came back from a walk, I saw that the table was full of people lying face down. Zhou Maozhu and others had disappeared. The excavator guy and Zhang Wang's family were lying on the ground in a mess.
The seventh cousin had tears in his eyes and was crying quietly to Song Youde. The cry made everyone's heart skip a beat!
Just as he was about to go forward, he heard the seventh cousin say: "That white-eyed wolf, I take him as my own son, he will leave as soon as he leaves - leave as soon as he leaves, tell me, can I still not let him go?" ? You still have to beat me up..."
Ah, it’s too late! Late but arrived!
【I have no money and no car, so I can only eat instant noodles. 】From the ancient Divine Comedy...forgot the name.
(End of this chapter)