Chapter 593 593. Crazy barrage
The pumpkin in the basket is not very rotten. After all, it is a food that is easy to store and can be left in the ground for a long time.
It’s just that these pumpkins happened to be in a depression, and there was heavy dew in the early morning, and the dew was pressed under the pumpkins, so many of them were damaged.
Qiaoqiao picked up a pumpkin with one hand—well, it didn’t work. This long pumpkin was also very thick, so it could only be held with two hands.
Then he spotted the rotten spot, picked up the kitchen knife, and cut off that spot with a click.
Looking at the seven eager pigs in the pig pen, he thought for a moment, then chopped the pumpkin into pieces, took out the pulp, and then threw them into the pig pen one by one.
There are a lot of pigs. If you just throw them away without cutting them into pieces, they will squeak and scream. This is better.
Ouch, Qiaoqiao is so smart!
Qiaoqiao thought happily.
The barrage is sucking—
【Old Pumpkin! Naturally ripe old pumpkin! 】
【Look at how saturated this pumpkin is. You don’t even need to add sugar when you cut it into pieces. Just make pumpkin soup! 】
【Hululu, hululu, have another bowl! 】
【Dazzle in my mouth, dazzle in my mouth! 】
【Anchor, all pumpkins have to be eaten by pigs. There must be a lot of them. Why not put them on the shelves for sale? 】
That is, why not sell it? Is it because I have no money? 】
【The anchor has me in his heart! He must know that my salary has been spent]
【It's just a pumpkin, even if it's for pigs to eat, you won't even sell it to me, it's too much, wow, wow, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball, ball."
【Wait a minute, isn't this a pig-feeding live broadcast? Why is the barrage area so noisy and chaotic, not harmonious at all]
【that is! I accidentally clicked on it, and other people’s pig feeding live broadcasts are very peaceful]
【Then you clicked the wrong button, this is an education anchor】
? ? ? Education anchor? What to educate]
【Educate us not to compete with pigs for food...】
【…】
The barrage area was bustling with activity. Qiao Qiao raised his knife and chopped down five or six pumpkins mercilessly, so that the pigs in the pig pen could calm down.
He finally wiped the sweat from his forehead and breathed a sigh of relief:
“There are too many pumpkins at home. Even if the seventh cousin cooks several meals, we don’t want to eat them..."
Listen, listen! What are these words? !
The barrage exploded instantly!
However, Qiaoqiao didn't look at it at all, and just said with a satisfied look: "Mom originally wanted to sell pumpkins online, but my sister said it would be difficult to send them by express delivery if they are cut. A pumpkin is too heavy if it is not cut, and the express delivery fee is so expensive... It still counts. Now, let’s keep it at home.”
As he spoke, he raised his fingers and said: "After all, there are few vegetables in winter. We have to prepare for winter, so we dried a lot of dried vegetables and pickled a lot of pickles. The seventh cousin also wants to make pumpkin cakes and dried pumpkins..."
The barrages are going crazy——
【Damn it! Don’t we pay for the express delivery ourselves? I don’t think it’s expensive. Why do you think it’s expensive? 】
【That's it, at worst, I won't chip in a thousand for free shipping! 】
【Anchor, I am willing to pay on delivery. Please give me five pumpkins first, so I won't be bothered by them.】
Tired of woo woo woo... What kind of tiger and wolf words are these? Can't my saliva drown you? 】
【Is this really an education anchor and not an MLM anchor? You sound so fanatical and disgusting]
【That's it, a pumpkin, 50 cents a pound at the vegetable market, nothing can be bought】
【I want eight cents here】
【What kind of magical place do you all go to? I want more than three yuan here】
【I don't understand! You can limit your purchase to one, since there are so few, it’s not enough to grab]
【Laughing to death! It is always difficult for African Emirates to grab goods. I never expect to grab two.]
【Twenty-one pounds of pumpkin, do you still want to rob it like this? Good guy, I have entered a pyramid scheme, report it! ]【Report a ghost! Why don’t you report the sixty-one-pound cherry?]
That is, last time it was because of you people who cracked down on false reports. The anchor had so many fans that it was extremely difficult to grab a peach... Are you still here? ! 】
【Ganggungun, let me see who has reported it, I will also report you for spreading rumors and defamation】
The barrage suddenly became noisy.
Qiaoqiao was already immersed in cutting the pumpkin.
By the way, he took out the pumpkin pulp and showed it to the camera: "Actually, the pumpkin pulp is also very sweet. Do you think the pumpkin seeds are particularly plump? Mom said to leave them to fry the pumpkin seeds."
After saying this, he started to enjoy himself again: "But I like to eat melon seeds! My sister told me to plant a piece of sunflower for me next year, and then I will have melon seeds to eat! Children, don't worry, I will eat them for you to see!"
? ? ? Host, do you want to hear what you are saying? 】
【To be honest, I am 3600 degrees short-sighted and have never seen melon seeds. I suggested that the anchor give me two kilograms to try. I don't have to choose. Pumpkin seeds and sunflower seeds will do.】
【The anchor is really not afraid at all, I said you were reporting me and you still pretended to be dumbfounded】
【Laughing to death, what are you afraid of? We Qiaoqiao never watch the barrage. 】
【He is strong, let him be strong, the breeze blows on the hills】
【Only those with truly strong minds can never care about the words of the outside world! 】
【Yes, our education anchors are really mentally strong and have been educated】
【Laughing to death! He doesn’t watch the barrage because he is a sister’s boy. If his sister says she doesn’t want to watch it, he won’t watch it.]
【You seem to be swearing in front of me, hahaha...】
【that is! I confessed my love so many times and asked for it to be published, but he didn’t even look at me and didn’t take me seriously at all]
As the saying goes, he can do whatever he wants, and the bright moon shines on the river. Qiao Qiao was not logical at all when chatting, and his thoughts were wild and unconstrained. This time, he thought of one more thing:
“By the way, kids, you must study hard! My sister said that when I harvest the rice or break the corn next year, I will hold a class reunion for me and invite the kids who study well in the live broadcast room.”
Of course, studying well does not necessarily mean cultural classes...
After he finished speaking, he sighed with regret: "It won't work this year. There is very little corn planted this year, and it will be cut off soon."
【I'm a lazy donkey rolling around - the carp is rolling - oh no, the seal is rolling! Class reunion? ! Is it what I think? 】
【My sister is really a kind-hearted person! ! 】
【Don't pretend to be your younger brother, that's obviously my sister. Qiao Baoer, can I give you a second sister? 】
【Hey, hey, hey, the point is the point! Will the class reunion go to the host’s hometown to eat and drink? Put another sack on your hands before leaving? 】
【Hey guys, I'm going to buy a truck right now! It's really stingy to use a sack! 】
【Anchor, look at me, look at me! Excellent class representatives in the live broadcast room, never fail to attend every session! 】
【Classmates will break corn? The strong laborer is actually me? ! I do! ! 】
【What, what, break the corn? I know how to do it. I went to a cornfield when I was a child, so I have a place to review. 】
【You already have a cornfield and why are you still trying to rob it from us? 】
【It's pitiful that I grew up in the city, an only child, and have never done farm work in my life, so I lack such an opportunity to gain experience——】
【Do you want to listen to what you are saying? 】
【Anchor, look at me! In the labor class, I accompanied my daughter to cut weeds with a small sickle. She was very experienced and could sign a contract. If she was injured, the anchor would not ask for compensation]
【Good guy! It's rolled up, right? I can also sign a contract! 】
Attending a wedding, I stood aside because there was no place to sit. I was so embarrassed that I just held my phone and coded...
I have to go on stage to take photos later, which will be very embarrassing for the community.
Let me write the rest when I get back.
(End of this chapter)