Chapter 566 566. The shame of young people
The express delivery has indeed arrived.
Song Tan was even surprised when Brother Zhang entered the door carrying a huge human-shaped courier wrapped in a gray-green snakeskin bag!
“What is this?!”
Ulan heard the noise and came out, looking at the thing with alert eyes.
Brother Zhang groaned and punched the human-shaped stuff on the ground, and was sweating all over: "I don't know either! I'm thinking about the clothing mannequin your family bought... Anyway, it's for your family, so big, okay I can’t get into the car anymore.”
This is too big for a clothing model. She must be over 1.8 meters from head to toe - are you planning to sell men's clothing?
Song Tan handed over the scissors: "You'll know if you take it apart."
Good guy, the snakeskin bag and the layers of tape were so tight that it was watertight. The three of them took scissors and scratched them, and then they successfully tore the package open——
Everyone was silent.
Yan Ran, who followed out out of curiosity, gave a dry smile: "You...have a childlike innocence."
Tang Xiaodong, on the other hand, said "fuck" and quickly came up to him: "What a big Diga! My favorite hahaha, it's so beautiful! Oh, this design is very good, your feet can stand firmly on the ground!"
He reached out and twisted the blue fluorescent light on Diga's chest, only to see that it instantly turned into dangerous red, flashing continuously, and emitting a rapid "bibo—bibo—" alarm sound.
"Good boy..." Tang Xiaodong's eyes were as bright as its chest: "It's so meticulously done! Doesn't it cost a lot of money?"
Brother Zhang stared at the Ultraman in front of him in stunned silence. After hearing this, he subconsciously looked at the price tag hanging on the back: "1288."
“Could it be that Qiaoqiao bought this by herself?”
Ulan blurted out.
With no place to put Ultraman, Song Tan carried him to Qiao Qiao's room—no one in the family except him could bear to have such a thing in the house (except Tang Xiaodong).
But Tang Xiaodong is still sleeping on a hard bed with Professor Song. Even though he wants to buy it, he is afraid of scaring his teacher at night, so he can only watch Diga disappear up the stairs...
Brother Zhang unscrewed his own cup and went to the bucket to get a full cup of tea water, and then he took a breath:
“How many orders are there today?”
Ulan pointed to the pile in the corner: "Didn't you give gifts yesterday? Adding yesterday's and today's, there are a total of 17 orders."
Eh?
Brother Zhang was stunned: "Aren't we only able to weave 6 beds of straw mats a day? Has the production increased?"
“That’s not true.”
Ulan explained: "Didn't you come yesterday? Our family cleared the pond to sell fish. There happened to be some small fish and shrimps in the morning. We just dried them at home, so we might as well send them out."
There is one from the imperial capital, and there are four masters and disciples of Professor Song.
No, it’s exactly 17!
Brother Zhang felt like he was struck by lightning!
“Did you...sell fish yesterday?”
Why are you selling fish all of a sudden? He drank two too many glasses of wine at the wedding yesterday and didn't drive over in the afternoon. Song Tan just said that there was no rush and we would send it together today...
Why are you selling fish?
Why did he miss it?
"What kind of fish is it? How to sell it? Is there any more?" he asked with a sad face and no hope.
Ulan laughed loudly: "I left 6 crucian carps for you, free of charge, just for you! But they were put back into the pond, and I can't give them to you now."
For such a diligent courier guy, he always helps out when he is busy, so Ulan thought it was appropriate to give him a few fish.
I said I kept a few, but in fact there were more than thirty. After all, some crucian carp are really small, and I eat them at home. Of course, they are fresher when they are eaten and caught.
"Isn't your wife about to give birth? After she gives birth, tell her and I will ask Tan Tan to go down to the cage to get the fish out." Brother Zhang was so moved that his eyes were red!
It is custom here that after giving birth to a child, a mother should eat more crucian carp, which not only supplements nutrition but also produces milk. His old father-in-law has been looking for places to buy wild crucian carp during this time!
He knew that the things from Song Tan's family were very good and very expensive. For six crucian carps, the price was probably several hundred dollars!
And this is not something that can be measured by money!
People have him in their hearts!
Brother Zhang opened his mouth, and finally said only one sentence: "When my child is one month old, you can have whatever you say!"
Who would have thought that Song Tan was more bachelor than him: "You can go, but I won't give you any gift money!"
Brother Zhang was instantly happy: "I won't give it away! I won't give it away!"
The two young men looked at each other and understood each other very well.
Song Tan thought:
It’s a waste to give money as well as fish, isn’t it?
Brother Zhang thought:
Giving fish is a sign of friendship. If you send gift money, you will have to keep sending it back and forth if anything happens to the two families in the future... Trouble!
Only Ulan glared at her: "What did you say!" Favors and gifts were exchanged, and this was how people moved around in the village. This was the rule.
Song Tan didn't care: "What's the rule! If you don't give it to me, I won't give it to you, so we don't have to keep accounts and repay the gifts... Brother Zhang and I have the final say in the communication of contemporary young people!"
“Yes, yes, yes!” Brother Zhang was also happy to show his teeth. “When I got married to my wife, I didn’t even want a gift. I had to go through the ledger to go back and forth, which was very troublesome.”
“But my mother said she gave away a lot, and she would lose money if she didn’t take it back...Song Tan, we agreed, don’t give away a penny!”
As he spoke, he packed the bags quickly:
“This package of...dried fish and shrimps? It’s 8 pounds in total. Where to send it?”
“Oh, this is mine.” Professor Song walked over and showed him the detailed address: “Send it here, and I’ll pay for the courier fee myself.”
"Okay!" Brother Zhang moved quickly: "Then I'll give you the price of Song Tan's house. Uncle, you don't know, our store depends entirely on Song Tan's support, hahaha!"
Issue an order, post an order, scan...
“Okay! Let me take a look at this five-pound bag. It’s also fish and shrimp, right?”
“Yes, yes, yes!” Tang Xiaodong came over and said, “Your Fengfeng Express is not cheap, right? What’s the price of Song Tan’s?”
Brother Zhang became proud: "But we are fast and we are here! Song Tan's starting price is 4 yuan... Don't worry, your order is 10 yuan."
Tang Xiaodong smiled sheepishly: "I'm either too expensive or just curious - here, here is the address. The three of us have the same package."
While watching Brother Zhang place the order, Tang Xiaodong looked at Song Tan with a guilty look, feeling really embarrassed.
I asked him to come. The teacher brought them here, saying that they were going to the countryside to help farmers, but it turned out that they had been here for a few days and had not done any serious work!
I took a look on the mountain and found out the rough outlines on the survey drawings, but the specific plans and so on have not been touched yet!
Then I slept on more than a thousand straw mats in vain (they actually paid for a few beds and sent them back). I had such good meals, tea, soup and snacks every day, and my belly was full after eating them!
Just like that, I asked for four kilograms of dried fish and one kilogram of dried shrimps and told me to send them back. They asked for money, but Song Tan refused to accept them!
It takes three or four kilograms of shrimp to produce one kilogram of dried shrimp. Not counting the effort, the fresh ones are hundreds of dollars more.
This, this, this…
The three young men looked at each other. They didn't know the old Song family's tricks, but they became even more ashamed.
The four masters and disciples: How shameful. I don’t work and only eat free meals every day.
Song Tan: What? I treat you like donkeys, and I will make more donkeys in the future. Why are you free of charge? You guys are much easier to use than my cousin! Still cheap!
(End of this chapter)