Chapter 550 550. Sincerity is the ultimate skill
The excitement at the door was not unexpected, someone was indeed causing trouble.
As soon as Qiao Qiao squeezed through, she heard a middle-aged woman’s loud voice yelling confidently and loudly:
"I'm right! Isn't this just a black tour guide robbing people? Let me tell you, I eat more salt than you eat. I know what **** he's going to do when he pouts! I don't fall for it, I deserve it. You have been deceived!”
Qiaoqiao paused for a moment.
Everyone in the live broadcast room was poking their heads here and there, unable to avoid the direction of the camera. At this moment, they could only watch Qiaoqiao with their ears and eyes, and soon they were amused by the pain on his face -
【Hahahahaha, although self-help 100 is a scam, the anchor is worth it】
【Laughter anchor, please turn the camera and let me see this elder sister】
【The elder sister's metaphor is pretty good, but it's too vivid and unnecessary...】
【Seriously, does anyone know what the tour guide is pouting? 】
【Let’s eat, let’s eat. How can the anchor talk about such a topic before he’s eaten enough! 】
【As a digression, what this eldest sister said is unpleasant but it is correct. She is really robbing people, right? 】
【That's not true, I've been here before, and the Cliff Restaurant is indeed well-deserved. The same dishes here in peak season, one meal is 168]
【Yes, yes, you even have to queue for 168...because in the nearby sea area, except for the high-priced instant noodles in the hotel downstairs, there is no other food】
【What the **** is going on? Am I being cpu-ed? When I think about the cliff buffet in the scenic area, I can eat and feel satisfied for only 100 yuan, which makes me feel relieved! 】
【To be honest with you upstairs, I just came back from the amusement park. Not only was I not full, but I also ate standing up with a plate in hand. Now I am very envious...】
The topic has gradually become distorted. It can be seen that contemporary netizens are very good at self-management of travel and self-reflection.
Here, the girl with a red face also looked angry:
“I think it’s you who thinks that you won’t eat if you don’t want to eat. Why are you talking so rudely? It’s none of your business if I eat ours!”
The little girl's scolding skills were quite average, so the middle-aged woman immediately became more arrogant: "Ouch, who am I to say? I've been relying on my own money to look down on us who bring our own food and talk to people around us all morning. The man kept making fun of my family...Tsk, tsk, tsk, and now he says it’s none of my business!”
Her eyebrows were raised high: "You have money, go ahead and eat it! Let me see if your 100-yuan **** tastes good!"
This, what is this?
The tour guide was caught in the middle, with an expression on his face that could no longer be concealed by a mask of pain.
The barrage is even more densely packed:
【What to eat, what **** to eat】
【I don’t know what it tastes like, but it sounds very exciting】
What does it mean to sing and sing with one another to satirize shit-eating people? Give me a complete plot introduction]
【I will be laughed to death by you! What's going on? It's obvious that the older woman felt that the little girl had ridiculed her before, so she looked for an opportunity to let off steam—]
【Don't panic, don't panic, I'll take care of it——】
【First of all, this woman ran into a young girl twice before. She probably felt that she was being ridiculed by the girl for bringing food】
【Waiting for analysis by the big guys】
【queuing up】
【Secondly, the woman held a grudge. This time it was just 100 yuan for a seafood buffet. She felt that she had found an opportunity, so she immediately stepped forward to ridicule and avenge her previous shame.】
【Then the question is, have you ever ridiculed it before? ]【There is a saying that she is really indiscriminate and disgusting when she mocks...】
Zhang Yanping and Xin Jun were one step behind, surrounded by people who were also joining in the fun. At this moment, they could no longer get to the core of the story. They were so anxious! !
He subconsciously frowned!
The next moment, for some unknown reason, the crowd around them stagnated, and the movement of men and women squeezing this way paused for a moment. Xin Jun felt that his breathing space was relieved, but he saw that the people around him turned around and walked around Zhang Yanping obediently.
Zhang Yanping:…?
“What’s going on? Why aren’t there any more crowds?”
Xin Jun:…
He rarely took a step back, looked at Zhang Yanping carefully, and finally said thoughtfully:
"I had known this... In the future, you would have to be at the front when queuing up..."
Zhang Yanping:…?
He didn’t understand.
However, Qiao Qiao always went straight to the core of the problem. At this moment, even if he didn't read the barrage, he could quickly understand the story——
He understands!
At this moment, the little girl lost the argument and was so confused that she was about to cry:
“You, you are crazy! Who made fun of you! What does it have to do with us that you have low self-esteem? Now you are here spouting shit!”
Is this okay? !
The woman's neck seemed to be pulled out of thin air, and her whole aura became taller and bigger:
"Huh? Little girl, you need some face! When you had breakfast in the hotel this morning, you still muttered and insisted that it was free - Why, what's wrong with me getting more if it's free? Why don't everyone in the family get five or six? Seven or eight tea eggs, it’s none of your business!”
Per person...five, six, seven or eight tea eggs?
Auntie, are you really not worried about choking? This is an island. The average temperature is 35 degrees. Why do you eat dry tea eggs in such a bright sun?
However, the other party obviously didn’t think there was any problem, and instead became more and more proud:
"We can live a good life while traveling, but you think we are all just like you, eating **** worth a hundred yuan!"
Everyone:…
Although, this map cannon made everyone very unhappy.
At this moment, not to mention the confused little girl, even Qiao Qiao thought for a long time before she realized: "Auntie, did you eat so many tea eggs in one go? Will your farts and burps smell bad? ? Do you drink water?”
“Auntie, the breakfast in the hotel is RMB 38 per serving. Everyone is self-service. It’s not shit! Did you eat a lot at RMB 38 and now you feel aggrieved?”
His expression is sincere and serious:
"It doesn't matter whether you eat a hundred yuan or not. Auntie, don't eat too much shit... Sorry, I meant that eating too much will ruin your stomach."
There was silence all around.
After a while, someone unknown at the scene suddenly burst out laughing, and then the whole scene was filled with laughter.
On the barrage that the anchor was not paying attention to, a line of words floated leisurely: [Sure enough, sincerity is the ultimate skill! 】
【Special Move +1】
【38's shit...I'm sorry, auntie, I meant don't eat too much, hahaha, the anchor is going to laugh me to death】
【Teacher Qiaoqiao, you are really good at education! 】
The tour guide's tense expression also relaxed. He had just wiped his sweat when he saw the angry woman in front of him suddenly jumped up and threw the plastic bag in her hand at him!
"ah!"
The tour guide subconsciously stretched out his hand to block it, and then he felt severe pain in his arm. He saw a strong man with a dark face standing next to him, and he also raised his arm to block it -
“You still dare to hit someone?!”
It’s not me. I haven’t coded for many days. I feel restless and restless...
The last bottle of water today, it will be gone today!
But there are still two days left, so don’t be crowded during the holidays!
There should be more at night.
Can I ask for support for a double monthly pass?
(End of this chapter)