Chapter 494 494. Rhetorical techniques
Song Tan has already rolled up his sleeves - let’s see who is shameless and bullies a child!
However, when she turned her face to the camera and looked at the barrages that flashed by, a trace of doubt could not help but appear in her eyes.
Just... the barrage is quite friendly!
It doesn’t look like someone is cursing.
But soon, looking at Xiao Jiang, who also looked dull at the top of the video, she frowned: "I'm sorry, what did you just say? Did you say that we, Qiao Qiao, have a guilty conscience?"
“There’s something wrong with you! Why am I guilty of selling my own peaches? I want to buy it or not!”
Wow!
Sister, she is so fierce and beautiful!
Qiaoqiao watched from the side, his eyes sparkling.
Xiaojiang:…
As expected, he also recovered from the sudden beauty attack, and his expression was also tense at this moment: "Did the anchor say he couldn't win, so he called for reinforcements?"
"Why, I said your peaches are not worth 80 yuan at all. Are you anxious? You are obviously taking the opportunity to rip off customers and want to make a deal, and you are talking so much!"
Song Tan raised his eyebrows: "Why don't you take a hammer and hit yourself on the head first? Have you ever bought my peaches? Just say it's not worth it - no one has ever said it's not worth it after selling my things!"
【Wow! It’s time to say it or not, sister is so confident! 】
【She is so strong! I love it so much! 】
【I feel...she is really confident in her own stuff. 】
【I can’t afford peaches, so I’ll buy a tea bag and white fungus to try】
Xiao Jiang was also confused by her direct attitude.
Just...are you so tough to speak in the live broadcast room?
Is it to create some kind of straightforward character?
But now we are having a quarrel. There is no advantage at all in creating this persona to sell people. On the contrary, it will make netizens feel disgusted!
He took a look at the barrage with secret joy -? ? ?
【It’s impossible to even think about it, and it’s a sin to even think about it! 】
【You thought I would quarrel with you and then you would have a chance, didn't you? I tell you no! Not at all! 】
【The two Wang Zuxian upstairs were having a lively quarrel, hahaha】
【There is a saying. Although this beautiful sister is fierce, what she said seems to be correct. 】
【That’s right, Xiao Jiang, you didn’t buy anything from others before Lianmai this time, and we didn’t even see the unboxing video】
Xiao Jiang became anxious.
He had cracked down on counterfeiting before, so at least he would buy some other people’s things. But the last few times I have tasted the sweetness, I have really slacked off, so I didn’t buy it first, I just asked the assistant to review it...
Nowadays, when quarreling, it is inevitable that there will be two points of confusion.
But, it doesn’t matter, he will eventually let netizens know who is really down-to-earth and doing business!
At this moment, he also raised his chin:
“What’s the use of being so mean and arrogant? How delicious are your peaches worth 80 yuan a catty? I’m afraid you can’t even tell.”
Song Tan looked up and down at the camera:
"You...don't you want me to give you a basket of peaches for free and then pay you to give me a good review?"
“Otherwise, why do you think my things are expensive for no reason...What’s wrong with them being expensive? Do I need a penny from you?”
“Oh, you look so ordinary, but you think quite beautifully!”
Song Tan, like Qiao Qiao, has no idea what is the winning factor in a quarrel.
But that doesn’t stop her from being annoying.
For example, at this moment, she gave Qiaoqiao the mobile phone holder:
“Take it, shoot it at me! The whole story of finding trouble is fake.”
Then he picked five peaches from the tree.
“Aren’t you asking why my peaches cost 80 yuan per catty? Come on, let me tell you—”
Four peaches were carried on Qiaoqiao's T-shirt. She held one in her hand and tossed it up and down. Then she looked at the angle of the live broadcast room and shouted:
“Your Majesty!”
In an instant, I saw a huge figure running towards me from outside the garden -
That majestic figure!
That brave stance!
That super invincible king!
On the other hand, Qiaoqiao was overjoyed:
【He's coming! Our king is here! 】
【Your Majesty! King! 】
【The king is really handsome woo woo】
“Come and take a look.”
Song Tan threw the peach in his hand. Without any instructions, the king just raised his body slightly, opened his mouth and took the peach in his mouth. Then he lay down with satisfaction, pressed it with his two front paws, and ate it all. . With a final crunch, it crushed the peach core. The wet nose arched inside, and the tongue rolled away the tiny bit of peach kernel.
The whole process was so smooth that it didn’t even take a minute in total.
“Is it delicious?” Song Tan asked.
“Woof!”
The king looked at her longingly, still wanting.
Xiaojiang:…
Live broadcast room: [To be honest, this dog eats peaches so fast, I really believe it is very delicious].
【What the hell, what a bitch! The usual food is definitely big fish and meat! Now I feel so happy to eat a peach! 】
【I don't care, I'll buy a box to try first】
【He ate so fast, I was so greedy! 】
【I will also buy a box to try】
Song Tan glanced at the barrage, and then he felt more at ease.
Xiao Jiang still sneered and said harshly: "A dog's nature is to love to eat, and it also thinks **** is good -"
"You have such a bad mouth," Song Tan interrupted him: "Who is eating shit, you or the dog?"
“If you want to get my peaches for free, just dream! I won’t even feed the pigs to you.”
“Let’s go, Qiaoqiao.”
As she spoke, she took Qiaoqiao to the chicken coop in the woods, and then threw another peach in.
In an instant, the whole henhouse was in a sensation!
Roosters, hens, and long-tailed pheasants are trying their best to squeeze in!
The little head was shaking and pecked upwards, and he was very happy after taking a bite. There was even a group fight scene of clicking and clicking. In the woods, grass blades, dust and chicken feathers were flying all over the sky.
Not long after, the peach **** seemed to be eaten by locusts, even the peach core was picked clean, and several long-tailed cubs were unwilling to dig out the cracks.
This time, neither Qiaoqiao's live broadcast room nor Xiao Jiang's live broadcast room were speechless.
【Just...why do they eat so fast? 】
【impossible! These chickens are like seeing elixir]
【etc! Didn't you notice that there are two long-tailed pheasants in this chicken coop? 】
【Good guy, anchor Yang Guoyi! Both torture and torture! 】
Song Tan glanced at the barrage and said casually: "It has been registered. People from the Forestry Bureau have arrived."
On the other hand, the barrage in Qiaoqiao’s live broadcast room was full of sadness:
【Unexpectedly, when the anchor and the anchor's family watched the barrage for the first time, it was not me who was watching】
【The anchor really has someone else in his heart】
【This crazy little ginger! Anchor, are you greedy for the 1.6 million viewers? 】
That’s right, the number of views in Xiao Jiang’s live broadcast room has dropped to 1.6 million.
The number of viewers on Qiaoqiao's side has reached an unprecedented 170,000, and the number of fans has soared to 50,000!
Unexpectedly, Zhang Yanping was so excited that he had to burn incense to the God of Wealth.
However, Song Tan didn’t have time to look at the data, so he was even more rude:
“Which of you sells peaches? Try it in a chicken coop. If you get the same effect, I’ll give you 10 pounds for free!”
【Although I have never raised chickens, I think it is impossible】
【Having raised chickens, this kind of scene is impossible. 】
【Although, my eyes were opened to the anchor's rhetorical technique of using dogs and chickens to express delicious food】
【Good image rhetoric! I'll buy it now! 】
【Isn’t it just 80 per pound? Chickens can be eaten, why can’t I?]
【I am different, I placed an order for two boxes, and the price is the same for every country】
The meaning of sacrifice is...kill that book, and I can make ten thousand [bushi]
Okay, good night! I'll try to make up for last month's update tomorrow.
(End of this chapter)