Vol 311 Chapter 492: 492 Massive barrages

Chapter 492 492. A large number of barrages

The live broadcast room fell into stagnation again.

At the other end, Zhang Yanping stared at the live broadcast room and couldn't help but laugh out loud.

Laughing to death!

What geometric equation? Qiao Qiao learns very quickly. How can he just learn the linear equation of one variable? Then will it be possible to use a linear equation of two variables immediately?

etc!

He suddenly reacted: How to solve the linear equation of two variables?

Zhang Yanping's expression gradually became dull.

That is to say, he, Zhang Yanping, graduated five years ago and returned with all the knowledge he had learned?

And now, the barrage is also full of goose-goose-goose-

【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha again belch】

【Hahahahahahahaha until I crow with laughter! 】

【Laughing to death, what kind of fairy kid is this? He can't do it for a few dollars a time? 】

【That is to say, I am not talented. I have just finished my freshman year, and now I can still solve linear equations in two variables. I am so proud.】

【Hehehehe, the anchor has hit a brick wall! 】

【Sure enough, sincerity is the ultimate skill】

【So cute! ! How could there be such a cute anchor? Auntie, touch me! Let’s go buy peaches]

【I was very angry thinking about cutting leeks, but if it is such an anchor... 80, 80 per pound is not impossible...】

【Okay, I'll buy a box to try first】

【Help! He is so cute, who knows? ! 】

Here, Xiao Jiang’s face in the live broadcast room became increasingly weird and angry.

“This is boring. I just told you not to act stupid, so you can just... ok!”

He pretended to be generous and smiled: "I know, you are mentally retarded! You can't understand! But it's impossible for no one to watch the live broadcast - come on, kids, tell your family that if they have the guts, let them come to the live broadcast room to have a conversation. What kind of hero is it to expect a child to charge into battle?”

Qiaoqiao frowned and became angry:

"I've told you, as long as you talk about one dollar a time, I can understand you! Besides," he angrily walked around in a circle with the mobile phone holder: "There are so many peaches to pick on the mountain, Qiao Qiao is very busy Yes, we don’t play war games, and we don’t have time to charge into battle and be heroes.”

“You are so childish!”

Xiao Jiang:…? ? !

Who is naive? !

【Hahaha, who is so childish to laugh to death】

【Redefining what a hero is】

【There is a saying that the live broadcast camera went around in a circle. Except for the strong black-faced man at the far side holding a mobile phone, no one was watching his live broadcast】

【It seems like children are playing by themselves】

【Don't mention it, this peach grove looks really good, it is growing really well, and it feels like a fine fruit. 】

【The loofah on the side is so tender, can you see it? 】

【There is a pumpkin that climbs very high, and a tender pumpkin hangs down】

【I don’t like pumpkins, so I just want to ask if this peach is really worth 80? 】

【I don’t know if peaches are worth it, but there was a fifty-yuan tea bag in my shopping cart, and the comments section went crazy, so I decided to buy one and try it】

【The same goes for his Tremella, don't give too good reviews, just pay 80 yuan and let me see if it is worthy of the name】

【One hundred bottles of green pepper beef sauce, it looks like there’s quite a lot of beef, so it’s okay】

【Having followed the anchor for so long, his other products are definitely worth the money! ! 】

【Really? I'll go take a look]

Hence, before Xiao Jiang could think of a response, he saw that the number of viewers and fans of Qiao Qiao on the opposite side also started to increase. In contrast, the number of viewers is gradually declining, and the number of fans is motionless.

A trace of anger flashed across his brows, and he realized that if he continued to let it go, it would be all about making wedding clothes for others!

So I took a deep breath and went straight to the topic:

"Okay, I don't care if you are pretending to be stupid or really stupid. Since you have lost wheat, I will ask directly - why do your peaches sell for 80 per catty?"

Qiaoqiao blinked blankly: "This is my peach. You can sell it at any price you want. Why should you give it to me?"

“Brother, if you have peaches at home, you can sell them for 80 yuan per catty, no need to pay for anything.”

Barrage:…

【There is one thing to say, but he is still a good anchorman】

【Hahaha, it's so funny that Xiao Jiang can't catch this straight ball! 】

【Although, it actually makes sense. You can sell as much of your own stuff as you want, right? 】

【How come you are so sympathetic to unscrupulous businessmen upstairs? This price is obviously unreasonable]

【Laughing to death! Then you might as well ask whether the prices of luxury brands are reasonable]

【If that doesn't work, ask the celebrity if the price for opening a store is reasonable? 】

Xiao Jiang’s face turned even more ugly.

This means that as long as he has land at home, why did he have to struggle so hard in the beginning?

The assistant was frantically reminding him of the popularity of the live broadcast room, and that he had a bad start and failed to criticize him properly, resulting in the loss of many viewers...

Xiao Jiang also looked serious:

“Yes, you can sell your peaches as much as you want. But don’t you think the price is too much? The intention of cutting leeks is too obvious.”

“Aren’t you selling chickpeas? I just searched on the Internet and found that the most expensive ones are not more than 11 yuan per catty. You have paid seven or eight times the price here—you are disrupting the market!”

“A peach that costs 80 yuan per catty costs 40 yuan on average! Do you think real people can afford it? By selling fruit like this, are you not giving the poor a way to survive?”

“There are so many agricultural products that are unsaleable now. Don’t you feel guilty for disrupting the market and creating a bad reputation?”

This long article was written down, every word was sonorous and high-level, and Xiao Jiang's expression was solemn, which even frightened Qiao Qiao.

But there are a lot of problems, and his little head needs to be sorted out one by one.

So he clasped his fingers -

“I don’t think the price is excessive!”

“It’s summer, leeks don’t taste good, we don’t have any leeks at home!”

“What I sell is a hawk’s beak! I’ve told the children that if it has a sharp point, it’s called a hawk’s beak. Why don’t you listen carefully to the lesson?”

"How can we disrupt the market? I didn't disrupt it? We have to go to the town to go to the market, and the market is far away."

"What do real common people mean? Are there fake common people? It's okay not to buy it if you can't afford it! Jojo couldn't afford Ultraman before she earned her salary."

“If selling fruit doesn’t give the poor a way to live, then if everyone doesn’t sell fruit, will there be no poor people in the world?”

“What does it feel like to have a painful conscience? Brother, do you have a bad heart?”

Good guy! The barrage calls you good guy!

【There is a saying, and it seems reasonable for him to say so. 】

【right. If you think it’s too expensive and can’t afford it, you don’t have to buy it. The anchor doesn’t force people to buy it]

【I heard that the sales here are miserable, but it seems that the sales are not miserable? Isn’t this really a funny anchor?]

【Do farmers have to take the route of cheap dumping when selling fruits? 】

To be honest, I don’t like eating local peaches that cost 10 yuan for three pounds. I just want to try the expensive ones. Is there anything wrong with that? 】

【Some of the same clothes are sold for 10 yuan, and some are sold for 10,000 yuan. Doesn't the one selling for 10,000 yuan not give the poor a way to live? 】

Give your male video friend a mouthful of milk—the latest updates are not good enough, so sacrifice one who can make a million bucks!

"After listening to the advice, I became a top artist"

(End of this chapter)

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