Vol 311 Chapter 431: 431 Sugar Jar and the Unspeakable

Chapter 431 431. The sugar jar and... cannot be said

Although my grandma learned how to use vibrato, she was not interested in pronouncing these things. Instead, she focused on another important point:

“The fruit in the sugar jar is quite expensive. In previous years, someone would come to collect it and they would pay 30 yuan per catty.”

"real?"

Ulan gets excited now when she hears the money - don't look at the golden cherry blossoms in bloom, in fact they bloom one after another and bear a lot of golden and red fruits!

“By the way, Mom, Tantan told me that her scientific name is Jin Yingzi, and my child’s cousin said it’s called Sugar Jar—why do you also say Sugar Jar?”

“You have a bad memory.”

Grandma complained without hesitation: "I didn't see you eating less when you were a child. You didn't worry about the pain from the candy jar. You had to take it off and rub it hard with the sole of your shoe or a brick - don't stare, you just rubbed it with the sole of your shoe."

"After rubbing and grinding off the little thorns, peel off the outer skin and eat the little bit of meat inside - you also have to spit out the seeds. It takes a long time just to taste the sweetness, otherwise why would it be called sugar? Where’s the jar?”

Ulan thought for a while, but he had some memories:

“I just said this thing looks familiar...”

It’s just that the wild ones used to look messy, with long and short branches, and they were hard to recognize for a while.

She said sarcastically: "You said this flower is so fairy-like! Who would have thought that the fruit it bears is the same thing that I ate when I was a child."

“By the way, Mom, this fruit is a little sweet. Why do people pay 30 yuan per catty to harvest it? The price is not low—does it still have to be dried?”

"No," grandma shook her head: "It's just freshly picked, and it yields good fruit."

She thought about it: "It seems that this fruit can aphrodisiac or something - you know, men fall in love with this fruit. They probably want to buy it back and use it as wild golden cherry blossoms to make wine."

“What is aphrodisiac?”

Qiaoqiao came closer, and then stepped forward to look at the circle of particularly fairy-like flowers on the periphery.

Ulan and grandma got stuck at the same time.

Just listen to Qiao Qiao continue to say: "When my seventh cousin told me, he also said that it can strengthen the kidneys and strengthen yang - but I forgot to ask."

“Mom, what is aphrodisiac?”

Ulan:…

After a long while, she was able to smile: "Just to replenish the body."

“Can I replenish my brain?” Qiao Qiao looked at it expectantly: “I want to eat it too—Brother Yan Ping said I am happy without a brain.”

Ulan:…

She looked at her mother, but her mother turned her head away, thinking that her eyes were dim and she was deaf and half-blind.

How to explain this?

Logically speaking, Qiaoqiao should also know this knowledge, but after they have taught it, it is always a bit embarrassing for the children to ask again.

Thinking of this, Ulan had no choice but to resort to the perfunctory method of ten thousand years:

“In this case, you go back and ask your teacher Xin Jun...” Oh, how should I tell this teacher—

“Let the teacher supplement Qiao Qiao’s physiological knowledge in this area?”

The more Ulan thought about it, the more he sighed. At this moment, the black fungus put in the basket seemed to have no luster of money.

At the same time, Song Tan was also discussing with Zhang Yanping:

“You said our back mountain is so large, we need to install surveillance now, right?”

“I asked around before and they said it would cost a lot of money.”

Zhang Yanping was staring at the backstage of Taotaobao store, acting as the customer service girl, and said casually:

“Now the king of the back mountain and Uncle Zhang can watch it for you, but the next 10 kings will not be able to watch the mountain that is so big.”

The main thing is that the things at home are so good that if people don’t steal them, it would be difficult to just touch a few of them a day. Ignore it, it will be a big loss in the long run. Just forget it, folks from the countryside...it's hard to tell.

With monitoring, at least when there is a dispute, you can have real evidence to slap people in the face.

So, you really need to plan your deployment and control carefully.

Song Tan is actually not worried about money, but her behavior of often going to the fields in the middle of the night to soak up the rain and dew and spread spiritual energy——

After installing surveillance, you still have to find ways to practice invisibility first?

But now that I have not even passed the threshold of foundation building, what kind of invisibility skill do I know?

You can't give yourself more nutrition in the middle of the night, and you have to be a thief first, right?

But...as Zhang Yanping said, monitoring is inevitable sooner or later.

She sighed—at worst, she would work hard to cultivate and accumulate spiritual energy at night, and spend the day patrolling the mountains...

This work and rest schedule is actually a kind of sad health.

Zhang Yanping saw her sighing and knew that she had made up her mind. He thought that Song Tan was worried about the money, so he quickly said: "The peaches in the back mountain will be ripe soon. The peach forest is so big, and there are watermelons. It's really a bit difficult for a king to do it." It’s difficult.”

With a peach grove of 20 acres, it’s really too small to look at. But putting it in front of me, it would take a while just to go around in a circle.

If people steal a few and run away, even if the king can fly, doesn't it still take time?

Peach trees are an even more important economic crop than watermelons this year! How your life goes depends entirely on this wave of peaches!

“Pretend!” Song Tan acted resolutely.

She quickly contacted the surveillance person she had contacted before to conduct an on-site inspection.

This hot weather is actually not the peak season for surveillance, so once there is business, I heard that it adds up to several hundred acres, which is really not a small project in their area!

The God of Wealth had a need, so two workers came over the next morning to conduct on-site inspections.

Song Tan first took them around the back mountain, and then pointed at the entire bowl-shaped layout from a distance:

"Look, this area basically belongs to my family. Mainly here in the peach forest, the fruits are about to ripen. Although the fence is blocking it, it is still not safe enough. I still want to install a surveillance system first."

“That’s just a pretense!”

The two young men pretending to be surveillance were looking at the fruitful peach grove and the large watermelons like winter melons on the ground, and their eyes were shining!

He kept nodding his head:

“Your fence is quite strong, and there are some loofahs, pumpkins, and tomatoes added to the outside of the barbed wire that are not easy to pull. It’s good, it’s good!”

“There is a problem,” the young man looked at her: “No matter how high the wall is, thieves will still be concerned about it—if you keep ignoring it, over time, some people will still dare to climb up.”

“If you really have to climb in, it’s nothing to lose something. The worst thing is that people get injured while climbing - after all, look at your fence.”

The other party stretched out his hand and shook it: "It's not particularly strong, and it's so high. What if it falls?"

“If someone gets hurt and does something bad, it has nothing to do with you - but is the other person being reasonable? It’s not against the law for fellow villagers to come in and take a look, right?”

“It’s like this in the village. It has advantages and disadvantages.”

“If you are really entangled, you will do nothing every day and only focus on litigating with others—people who can come in and steal things will not trust you or blackmail you.”

“Monitoring, in the final analysis, is to serve as a warning, to detect in time, and to provide evidence—these three functions.”

Add it later, wait for me to revise it.

The monitoring in the next chapter is written by myself after reading some information and installation and maintenance videos. Professionals are welcome to discuss, but if it’s difficult to change I won’t change it…

Because I don’t understand this major either.

In addition, the function of golden cherry tree will be explained in detail later. Don’t get me wrong. Generally speaking, it does not have that kind of effect.

(End of this chapter)

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