Chapter 371 371. None of my business
Song Tan stood in the yard, trying to make room for the writhing dog, and rubbing the king's dog's head at the same time. His expression couldn't be more comfortable—
“Right side—left side—legs, legs, legs—oh, Mrs. Zhou, why don’t you listen! I’ve reminded you, but you have to hide yourself... Look! Oh! You’re talking again!”
She spoke slowly, but Mrs. Zhou was so angry that her orifices were filled with smoke—is that a reminder? The goose's beak moves faster than your voice!
"Wake this up! I...I'm suing...the court..." She panted and cursed - she originally had more dirty and ugly words to say, but at the moment she was out of breath and couldn't say any more lines.
Song Tan looked innocent:
"Look at you, you are so old, how can you talk? If I don't like you, what does it have to do with me? As for the wounds on your body, you can't even detect a minor injury when you go to the hospital. I want to sue you. !”
Isn't it?
Mrs. Zhou lowered her head and took a look - it turned out to be just a little red! This goose has become a spirit!
She is going to be so angry!
What is even more annoying is what Song Tan said:
“Besides, this goose is not mine, but my grandpa’s. My grandpa is so old. If the police come or we file a lawsuit with the court, isn’t it just mediation?”
“Old Mrs. Zhou, please be patient. I think Dabai likes you quite a bit. Don’t worry, he’s well-measured and won’t do anything bad.”
Good guy!
Mr. Zhou was almost fuming when she said this!
She turned a corner and watched Dabai jump up. She endured the pain and took out a hoe, turned around and smashed it at Dabai!
However, as an old lady, how could she beat the now agile and agile Baymax?
I saw Dabai duck to the side, and then made a "quacking" sound, with a fierce look in his eyes!
When he lowered his head again, a pair of short wings jumped up and flew up, and landed on the inside of Mrs. Zhou’s arm!
“Bang!”
The **** fell to the ground, and the handle of the **** that had been passed down by Lao Yumu for many years hit the bones of her instep directly...
This time, Mrs. Zhou really cried in pain.
“Be good!”
Song Youde and Wang Lifen listened to this movement in the main room, and then looked at Dabai's wild energy of beating back and forth, and couldn't help but marveled:
“We have been raising Dabai for many years, but why haven’t we found it to be so smart? And we know how not to bite it!”
Everyone in the hall was amazed.
Song Tan has never underestimated Dabai's intelligence. You can tell by looking at her usual nagging manner - when faced with Sun Shouping, who didn't like her, she would start nagging and then not let go, but the force was not strong, it was clear that she wanted to scare him.
Just look at Zhang Yanping's description when he came back and said that Sun Shouping only needed to take two steps to get an idea of the intensity.
Faced with a stooped little old lady like Mrs. Zhou, she would take one bite at a time, frequently, but not too heavy.
He is a master of proportion.
It’s just...it’s designed to twist the sensitive places, the inner thighs and inner arms. No matter men, women, old or young, that place must be sensitive and fragile.
Just one sip...
No, doesn’t Mrs. Zhou just cry for father and mother?
Don’t mention it, on a hot day, it’s quite refreshing to have one in the afternoon.
…
Mrs. Zhou was in so much pain that she couldn't help but squat down. There were burning pains all over her body. Even under her slit skirt and on her fragile belly, there were a few red marks.
The more painful thing is the instep.
It took a long time before he started crying for real:
"My feet, my bones!" In the main room, Ulan began to worry: "Don't really break the bones, otherwise she will find trouble again... I would rather throw money into the water to hear the sound, but it can't be cheap. Such a person!"
Who says it’s not?
However, Song Tan looked over and took a look - as I said before, the little old lady probably never suffered because she had no quality. So much so that I have a strong body and a good appetite. No, my bones are also quite strong.
"It's okay," she comforted: "You picked up the **** yourself and loosened your hands. You gave yourself a big bulge and didn't break any bones. It's very good."
After saying this, Mrs. Zhou became even more sad.
However, Dabai didn't know if he understood it. At this moment, he aimed at Mrs. Zhou's **** and pinched her hard again!
Good guy! Mrs. Zhou jumped up like a monkey in the sky, then covered her **** and rushed out of the door in a panic!
“Don’t go!”
Song Tan actively pursued him two steps: "Why are you running so fast? Don't fall. I'm waiting for you to sue me—"
Behind him, seeing that Song Tan also wanted to play, Dabai got even more excited. He let out another wild and strange cry of "goose goose", then nodded, slapped the soles of his feet and rushed forward onto the cement road!
Mrs. Zhou was so frightened that she trembled all over and ran even faster with a limp.
Looking at the fleeing figure, Song Tan knew that the old lady would never dare to leave her door again, and she would probably avoid the mountains behind her.
but…
She thought for a while, then turned her wrist slightly, and a trace of spiritual energy was quickly ejected. Then like a meteor, it caught up with Mrs. Zhou's back.
The next moment, Mrs. Zhou felt her skin feel cool, as if she could feel the friction of the old fabric.
So that the burning pain in my head became more and more unbearable!
She finally couldn't help it, and while shedding tears, she speeded up even more miserably.
In the yard, Song Tan was also very satisfied.
Although the accumulation of spiritual energy was very slow when I returned to my hometown, my control was even stronger because I kept using it.
This tiny bit of spiritual energy can neither nourish the body nor strengthen the qi and blood. It simply enhances Mrs. Zhou’s pain...
Not bad, not bad!
She took out a watermelon from the side room, and when she smashed it with her fist, it split into two almost equal halves.
When Dabai comes back with his head shaking and proud, quickly give the half to him and the king:
“Eat! This big piece is yours. Today we only eat the pulp of the melon and feed the rind to the pigs!”
“Oh my, it’s so amazing that we understand! It’s great... What would this family do without you...”
Dabai stood there, his neck stiff for a moment.
That is to say, the owner who usually just pinches it by the neck, picks it up and throws it around, actually has such a moment to praise himself?
Although I didn’t quite understand what I heard, I could really feel the emotion!
At this moment, it raised its neck and made a wild goose cry. Then it plunged its head down and directly grabbed the red meat at the center of the watermelon!
For a time, one goose and one dog were eating so happily!
In the main room, everyone looked left and right, and finally couldn't help but burst into weird laughter that was not inferior to Dabai's.
What a wonderful drama!
Even Wulan and Wang Lifen couldn't help but laugh: "After so many years, it's so refreshing to see Mrs. Zhou so deflated!"
Good solution.
Most people are thick-skinned and are not afraid of death or injury...but they may not be able to suffer pain.
Good night Qiqi Pingpeng.
(End of this chapter)