Chapter 335 335. Worse than a dog chewing
What a shameful question this is!
Zhang Yanping was stunned—does he look like a provincial party committee member? Why is everyone asking civil servants!
Therefore, he asked with the same serious face: "Xiao Zhu Party Secretary, if I take the civil service examination, can you guarantee that I will be assigned to our village?"
Who can guarantee this?
Xiao Zhu, the branch secretary, immediately stopped talking.
Zhang Yanping started to tremble: "Look! You also know how difficult life is after leaving this village, right? I'm going to take the civil service exam for the sake of letting go of my good life now. What do I want?"
“Is there still a lot of bad things to do if I try to eat somewhere else?”
Zhu Jun: ...Damn it!
What he said actually makes sense!
Looking at the watermelon in her hand, she always wished her family a blessing in her previous life... No, in this life, it must be the blessing of her ancestors!
So he said "Ah woo" and bit off the crispy, sweet and refreshing melon flesh in his hand, and then briefly discussed the topic. Actively greet everyone: "Eat melon, eat melon!"
There was silence in the courtyard.
After a while, Xin Jun suddenly burst out laughing, and then everyone laughed happily one after another, and the whole yard could be heard laughing.
Song Tan took this opportunity and said: "Since I want to send melons, I will also send some to my uncle and aunt. Anyway, I have to go to the city today and settle it all in one trip."
"But please leave some for me during dinner. I can't bear to eat outside."
Qiaoqiao came over expectantly:
"Sister, will you take me with you today? I want to carry my Ultraman on my back. He hasn't seen the sky outside yet."
What’s the sky outside? Aren’t they all under the same sky?
Song Tan was speechless and a little curious: "How do you carry it?"
Qiaoqiao became proud:
“My grandpa’s house has long johns from my childhood. I took off the rubber bands and tied them on Sero so that I could carry them on my back.”
“The power of M78 Nebula will turn me into a strong man in the light. I can hold two melons!”
Song Tan sneered: "I can hold 4 people!"
Qiaoqiao was anxious: "I'll hold 6 of them!"
Song Tan: ...Pull them down, you can hold 6 of them, I’m afraid you’ll smash my melons!
It doesn’t matter whether it’s Tiga or Zero, as long as he doesn’t buy melons, he’s not a good Ultraman!
“Okay, okay, let’s go, let’s go.”
Song Tan quickly changed the subject: "By the way, Mom, take out the electronic scale and I'll put it in the car later."
I haven’t sold anything for a long time. Even if I sell something, I don’t use a scale. I almost forget about it.
“What to take?” Ulan was no longer stingy now: “We still need to weigh tea leaves at night. You are going to the city anyway, so why don’t you just buy one on the way? It’s indispensable.”
Alright.
Song Tan nodded, and then began to calculate—
Send 3 melons to my aunt’s house, 6 melons to my uncle’s grandma’s house, and another 3 melons to my aunt’s house.
As for the uncle...I didn’t say it in front of the old man just now, I have to give it as a gift, so give one as a gift!
By the way, I also want to make some mental preparations for the uncle - grandpa is going to renovate the old house. He is such a big boy, so he needs to prepare some money in advance!
In this way, 13 melons are enough.
…
At this moment, everyone had finished chewing a watermelon and was not satisfied at all.
The seventh cousin looked at all the big eaters present, and then he took the knife and opened another one without hesitation.
This one seems a bit more reserved, and it didn't actively split when the knife touched it.
But when it was cut halfway down, there was also a "click" sound.
Everyone Xilihulu ate three melons in total, and it was about to have lunch, when the seventh cousin stopped.
"Are you done eating? Don't leave. Help me peel the watermelon. Peel off the pulp you are chewing and peel off the green skin on the outside."
However, everyone said that there is no soul in eating like this. You have to hold a big piece and chew it until your face is full of juice.
Since it doesn’t matter whether lunch is early or late, the seventh cousin just lets it go. But now he regrets it——
"Look at you melon rind gnawers. The pits and pits are worse than those of a dog! How much more can you get if you peel them off later?"
Song Tan took a look at it and found that it was real and not as good as a dog chewing.
Honestly speaking, the king eats much more neatly.
Zhang Yanping also held a small knife in his hand. At this moment, he looked at the thin layer of melon rind and fell into silence.
The skin of this melon is already thin, so after they chew it into pieces, part of it needs to be peeled off, and the outer layer of green skin also needs to be peeled off.
No matter how cautious you are, you will only get two or three millimeters thin.
Everyone looked at each other.
In the end it was Xin Jun who suggested—
"Then... how about eating two melons again?"
“This time, cut off the flesh first.”
Good guy!
After eating these 5 melons, do you still have lunch for lunch?
The seventh cousin didn’t know how to evaluate it.
"The main thing is that you are chewing too much. If there is red flesh left on top, it doesn't matter if it is thinner. I can also make watermelon candy, which is chewy and sweet, and is more delicious than winter melon candy."
“If there is no red flesh and only white flesh, you can make pickled watermelon, or you can directly stir-fry it with our green pepper beef sauce. If that doesn’t work, stir-fry a piece of watermelon skin and shredded pork at noon, which is also very delicious.”
"Now…"
The little old man looked at the large basin of miserable watermelon rinds on the ground, and finally sighed:
“How about feeding the pigs.”
After thinking about it for a while, I finally gave this instruction:
“Next time you eat melon, slice it off for me first. Even if it’s not enough to fry a pot, even if it’s enough for one plate, I’ll give you a cold salad to taste it first!”
Suck it!
Just say that, who can bear it?
Song Youde felt his stomach growling even at his age. He looked around and saw that they were all a group of strong young men working hard, and his own watermelons were small -
“How about…eating two more?”
“Yes, his cousin!”
Song Sancheng also felt that he had not eaten enough. At this moment, he said plausibly: "This watermelon is full of water. If you put it in your stomach for a few times, it will be gone. Eating two more will not affect your lunch!"
Then he looked left and right and saw Qiao Qiao beside him: "Qiao Qiao hasn't even learned this skill, so why don't you give her a chance?"
Hey guys, Ren Qiaoqiao is just waiting for this watermelon rind technology, right?
The seventh cousin said angrily: "Eat, eat, I'll take off the meat first this time - by the way, what do you want to eat for lunch? Stir-fried or cold?"
That must be cold watermelon rind!
The seventh cousin snorted, raised the knife and cut two more melons, dividing one side into eight segments, and then cut off the pulp with one smooth motion.
Only the emerald green skin can be seen, with about five millimeters of white flesh, and two to three millimeters of red flesh on it, which is even and silky.
Zhu Jun looked at it and suddenly sighed:
“Song Tan, when you first planted watermelons, why didn’t you plant some with thick skin?”
Song Tan:…
This is a good question.
Why doesn’t she plant something with thicker skin?
Because no one likes watermelons with thick skin! !
Besides, considering the plumpness of her mountain watermelon, even if it has a thick skin, it will still be stretched open by the strong and plump flesh!
Sorry for being late!
But there is an update, I just didn’t finish it at 12 o’clock...there will be more later.
(End of this chapter)