Early the next morning.
Before the bed horn sounded, Zhan Ming just opened his eyes habitually due to his biological clock, and saw a ghostly figure standing by the bedside.
Wait a minute, he slept on the top bunk!
It was not the time to turn on the lights in their underground dormitory, and the light was very dark. This unexpected appearance scared him so much that he subconsciously turned over, sat up, and punched him!
With a "bang" sound, the fist hit the person solidly, but it only hit the shoulder. It was hot and hard.
The other party let go and slipped directly from the ladder.
After Zhan Ming breathed a sigh of relief, he quickly grabbed the railing and looked down: "Who is it?!"
Soon, the lights in the dormitory were turned on.
Everyone had woken up early because of the noise that had been made in advance, and now they were staring at the person standing in the middle of the dormitory, with horror on their faces:
“Who are you?”
Zhan Ming was even more angry as he lay beside the bed: "Fuck, you can scare people to death, you know?! It's a good thing I didn't hit you in the face with my fist, otherwise you'd still blame me for disfiguring you!"
Well, that person in the middle of the dormitory is disfigured. Her face was swollen and her cheeks were swollen. Not only were her face and neck full of red bumps, but her eyelids were also swollen. The upper lip is even more rosy and pouty, like that anchor on the Internet who pouts...
Very plump!
The changes in the lips obviously also affect the speech, including the squinting of the eyes that cannot be opened, and the hatred value is conveyed less.
Everyone just heard him glare at Zhan Ming hatefully: "You kid, you almost killed me...just wait for me!"
After the other party said this, he turned around and left the dormitory again.
Everyone turned to look at the upper bunk, and Zhan Ming looked innocent: "What are you looking at me for? I don't even know who he is!"
But he soon found out.
Because early in the morning, the monitor also came. Soon, everyone knew that there was a ruthless thief who took off all his equipment when changing the guard, so that the brothers who came to take over did not need protection.
Good guy, the other person really wasn't wearing one. When the guard was changed, he couldn't even tell that he was a person.
This incident is a big deal in the team.
Because it’s only April now, if the weather hadn’t suddenly picked up a while ago, there wouldn’t be so many mosquitoes in this season. But if this joke were played in June or July, it would really kill people!
So much that everyone was shocked. Zhan Ming was called out in a daze, and he felt that a huge pot was smashed down, beating him to pieces. From now on, his surname will be Dou, Dou E's Dou.
“I really didn’t lie!” He almost swore to God and the Party!
“I stood there yesterday too! If you don’t believe it, look at the surveillance, I really didn’t wear protection, there were just no mosquitoes…”
He took it, but when he was waiting for the changing of the guard, he didn't see a single mosquito. He really thought there were no mosquitoes this month, so he simply didn't bring it with him when it was his turn.
Working on the night shift for two whole hours, I really didn’t even hear a mosquito chirping. When changing the guard, I just said a casual word to express my surprise. Who would have thought...
At this moment, Zhan Ming stood there and said blankly: "Have I evolved?"
There used to be many recruits who did not believe in evil and claimed that they had a constitution that did not attract mosquitoes. They cried for their fathers and mothers after standing there for 10 minutes.
The mosquitoes in this area are truly the overlord. Especially when standing guard in June and July, the entire gauze cover is densely packed with people lying on their stomachs! Just say how could there not be a single mosquito? !
"What new mosquito repellent are you using?" A group of people stared at the surveillance camera for a long time. Although it was not so high-definition that not even a single mosquito was missed, Zhan Ming's state when he was standing guard was clearly visible - he was indeed not wearing one. Protection and did not appear to be harassed by mosquitoes.
Zhan Ming was even more confused: "No..."
But now that the matter had started, his comrades in the dormitory were also questioned one by one. After thinking about it, they finally hesitated and asked: "Could it be mugwort?"
What? The leaders were stunned. What mugwort?
“It’s the mugwort tea given out by the logistics department yesterday! Zhan Ming doesn’t like drinking it, so he uses it to soak in water for washing and bathing.”
I didn’t mention washing his feet, it was really a tribute to him.
"What?!" Now it was the turn of the logistics leader who was watching and joining in the fun to get angry: "Do you know how many applications I wrote for this thing before I got it?! Do you want to know how difficult it is to make this money? I still have to talk to the seller. To put it bluntly, they are not willing to earn this kind of money! If you don’t reveal your identity, do you think you can get such a good thing?”
He was furious!
As a logistics leader, he spends much more time on his mobile phone every day than ordinary soldiers. Qiaoqiao’s live broadcast room came to his attention last year after he tasted the tea and egg marinade packets sent by his comrades’ families.
No one cared about that thing at first, but when they heard that it cost 20 yuan, everyone still laughed and took it to the canteen.
Who would have known that when the pot of braised food was being cooked, the entire canteen would be filled with the strong aroma of the braised food. Even if there was no meat in it, the aroma of tea eggs would be so overbearing that people will never forget it.
Finally, the eggs were taken out and everyone divided them, and they reluctantly added chicken feet, meat, dried tofu, etc., but because the ingredients were not that interesting, it tasted just average.
When I went to rush to buy again, not to mention that the signal here was poor and I couldn't grab it, I finally managed to grab one pack, just one pack! The other party still said the same old saying about online shopping: "I'm sorry to kiss you, but we can't offer free shipping here."
Since then, Qiaoqiao Live Room has taken root in everyone’s hearts.
But his live broadcasts are not regular, and the time when everyone here can find time to surf the Internet is also not fixed. 9 times out of 10, he watches people rush to buy up and slaps his thighs here.
This time, he found the comrade who had provided the tea and egg marinade packets. The other party went back and asked his family members, who then asked their relatives -
Finally, Zhu Xin came to ask Song Tan.
Otherwise there would be no chance at all.
Just for this one application, the tip of my pen was scratching out sparks when I wrote the application materials one after another. No one knew the difficulty when they received this thing!
Now I heard that some people use this thing for bathing...
Everyone looked at the logistics leader nervously, fearing that his blood pressure would rise.
But the point now is not to take a bath or drink tea, but to—
“This mugwort tea is just soaked in water and rubbed on the body. Does it really have such an effect?” It doesn’t even have to be simmered for a long time, so 100% of the medicinal properties are evaporated!
This is too outrageous, right?
You know, they even tried burning a whole moxa stick in the sentry box! As a result, the people standing guard were so miserable that they were so wet with tears, but the mosquitoes were still alive...
At this moment, everyone is staring at the humble mugwort tea brewed in their own cups, eager to experiment... (End of this chapter)