Chapter 13001300. Ward rounds
The young people in the live broadcast room have an unbalanced mentality.
【Understood, I can't buy such good Houttuynia cordata and mugwort sprouts, right】
【Yes, we are not worthy of using new technology...】
【I am already so humble, can you sell me this fried tea? 】
Institution
【Now that speculation has begun, can you open a pre-sale? I just changed to a new broadband]
【yes! How about launching a pre-sale first? I’m not afraid of waiting, I have plenty of patience]
Comparing everyone’s comments, Zhang Yanping said sincerely: “Pre-sale is not a good habit, so let’s sell it in a down-to-earth manner so that everyone can buy with peace of mind. How great!”
【What you are saying, if you pre-sold this year's corn last year, wouldn't there be a chance for many people to do so? 】
【I used to murmur when I had 200,000 followers, but now I have 1.2 million followers and my thighs are green】
【I used to disdain honey that cost 1,000 yuan per pound, thinking that I was just that old leek that couldn't cut it】
【OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! In this live broadcast room, I just want to be a young leek that can be cut at any time]
【I turned around and left when the clothes seller offered pre-sales, and no one knew that I was kneeling at Teacher Qiaoqiao's place begging for pre-sales】
Zhang Yanping: ...misstep!
He decisively changed the topic: "Well, Uncle Zhou, will steaming and frying these leaves affect the effect?"
Zhou Maozhu was happy: "It won't have much impact. After all, these ordinary mugwort sprouts and Houttuynia cordata are wild grasses, and they have an astringent taste. If you dry them at home and steam them in advance, the taste will improve."
“And don’t think that we can just stir-fry tea by hand. In fact, the tea-frying machines nowadays can do a very good job and it’s even. Those who are not good at it would rather use a tea-frying machine.”
“It’s the one that gives you a large amount. You young people want to try something new for yourselves, so you don’t need that one.”
【The gangster eldest brother looks like an uneducated person, and he is so abrupt when changing the topic】
【Like it very much! Not only is he uneducated, but he is also obsessed with us. He is very bad when he covets us! 】
【Stop saying that! The gangster brother holds the lifeblood of our waist! He said he wanted to sell it, so I’m going to go! 】
【Good guy, what you said makes sense! Brother Mafia, please, sell some! 】
【Give me the goods, give me the goods quickly! I can't bear it anymore, I can't hold on for a day! Brother, please! Sell me a little]
【Hiss...something's wrong】
【Big brother! Please! I can't live without our products! 】
【you…】
【Quickly use your magical powers, the entire live broadcast room will be in danger later】
Zhang Yanping was still watching happily with his mouth open, but he turned around and saw a flashing reminder in the background of a new person entering the live broadcast room—
【xx Internet police enter the live broadcast room】
He suddenly became excited and glared at the camera with a fierce and angry face: "Everyone, please be careful! Don't destroy our live broadcast room."
The next moment, a barrage appeared with flashing special effects:
xx Internet Police: What are you selling? 】
Everyone in the live broadcast room: […]
【It's over, it's over, the note is here (dog head)】
【Sir, most people don’t know about our eldest brother’s business】
【Not you—】
Zhang Yanping was anxious to death: "When is it? You are still making trouble! Please explain, what we sell are serious things."
“We are a live broadcast room for agricultural products.”
The live broadcast room was filled with "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha""
【Tea leaves, serious tea leaves, 10,000 kilograms】 【Tea leaves, serious tea leaves, 5g, 50 yuan】
【Tea, serious tea, no gifts, the price has skyrocketed, and ordinary people cannot get it. 】
Zhang Yanping:…
The hanging heart finally died.
The Internet police only captured the keywords, and netizens @ who were not too concerned about the fun came to join in the fun. But looking at the replies from everyone in the live broadcast room, it seems that there is something wrong?
Why is the unknown tea costing 10,000 yuan per catty? And sold by the gram! Still relying on robbing?
Also, why does this man in the live broadcast room really not look like a good person? Write it down. Write it down and focus on it.
As Zhang Yanping saw more and more people joining in the fun, he finally came up with his trump card:
“If the live broadcast room is blocked, this batch of goods will not be sold online, but will be shipped directly.”
“Everyone, be careful what you say and do!”
As soon as he said this, the barrage stopped instantly.
After thinking about it for a while, he sent another message to Song Tan:
“How to sell this tea?”
Song Tan thought for a while: "It's not very profitable to sell this to the frontier, so it's packaged in a moisture-proof paper bag, and a pack of 25 grams only costs 60 yuan."
25g can be drunk for a long time, and apart from labor costs and transportation costs, it can indeed be said that it is not profitable.
But Zhang Yanping had an idea, so he simply asked: "How much does it cost to sell it online?"
Originally, he could have set the price, but wasn't it because everyone was making a fuss just now? If he had been asked to set it, Zhang Yanping doubted that he would have set it slightly higher - yes, it is so easy to avenge private revenge!
So, let’s leave it to Song Tan.
Song Tan hasn’t participated in pricing for a long time. After thinking about it, he said: “A pack of 25 grams is only 99.”
This price is even cheaper than summer tea in the Lao Song family. After all, summer tea is sold in single packs, but this pack can last for a long time. Zhang Yanping cheered up:
“Okay!”
He decisively stepped in front of Qiaoqiao's live broadcast, but he was afraid that someone would check his ID through the Internet, so he didn't show his face again, and only announced excitedly -
“Come on, come on, the prices of the mugwort tea and Houttuynia cordata tea you want are now out!”
He felt that he had successfully changed the topic, but netizens did not buy it—
【What's the use of looking at the price? Can we still not buy it? 】
【that is! The gangster brother must have been nervous when he saw the Internet police coming and wanted to gag us with something]
【It makes sense! Come on, I have a big mouth, stop me first. 】
【Price is not a problem, but you can at least let me grab it! 】
【Don't make an offer, if you want to sell it, just sell it. 】
【that is! The police officer is here. If you don’t sell your goods quickly to prove your innocence, what are you waiting for?]
【Big brother! Don't be afraid! If uncle checks your ID, we will cover it for you]
【Brother, don't be afraid! If selling too little is a sin, I'm willing to suffer it for you! I just ask you to give me one bite every day]
【Internet police: ...Okay, focus on it】
Things are turning, Zhang Yanping used to make everyone scream and scream, but now it's his turn and he is frustrated by the barrage.
But fortunately, I have been struggling with netizens for a long time. What kind of barrages have I not seen? A mere cyber policeman, as long as he can grab the goods, he will still be a die-hard fan of the Old Song family in the future!
Thinking of this, Zhang Yanping suddenly became confident: "Come on, listen to my quotation first - who doesn't want to buy real thighs this time?"
【Mugwort tea and Houttuynia cordata tea, no matter which one you buy, they are all priced at 99 yuan a pack! 】
Update 2, good night. Chapter 1300! If there weren't some chapters in the middle that were combined into one, it would be almost 1,400 by now.