Vol 311 Chapter 1296: 1296 The one who tears the umbrella is Yan Ping

Chapter 1296 1296. The one who tears the umbrella apart is Yan Ping

The green and green artemisia and mugwort that have been mashed have been washed several times, and the bitter grass smell is now significantly lighter.

Qiaoqiao was cutting them into pieces with a heavy kitchen knife, and here, the diced fat meat had been stir-fried to create a rich aroma and a crispy crust.

Grandma Seventh handed over a handful of green garlic sprouts. In front of the camera, Cousin Seventh's kitchen knife was flying. A series of "doo doo doo doo" sounds were heard, and the garlic heads and green garlic leaves were also spread into the pot.

Waiting for the seasoning with **** and garlic to finish, Qiao Qiao poured the chopped mugwort sprouts into the pot with tacit understanding, and with a sound of "stab-", across thousands of mountains and rivers, everyone in the live broadcast room swallowed their saliva.

They watched helplessly as these were divided into two pots and stir-fried evenly. Then he was mixed into the white rice noodles ground from Qiao Qiao's rice and kneaded. At this moment, the screen was full of resentment that he couldn't eat it.

【I really have that serious illness! The more I watch, the more I want to watch it, and now I’m scratching my head and rolling over on the bed]

【I am different, others eat delicious food, but I eat vital signs maintenance meals】

【There is no white wormwood, no mugwort, and no diced fat pork. Let's have a bowl of Malatang. 】

【With these big guys who cook, can you really eat your own pig food after watching this video? 】

【I cried out loud, I'm afraid you have never seen what the pigs in Qiaoqiao's family eat. What I eat is not as good as pig food.】

Zhang Yanping stared at the barrage, feeling proud beyond words.

At this moment, all the evil-minded people were together, so they simply took the microphone beside the pot, stood at the door of the kitchen and asked:

“Tantan, we raised a lot of pigs this year, can’t we rely solely on pasture?”

Song Tan didn't pay attention and just replied casually: "Of course not. But we also grow a lot of vegetables at home, which is enough for them to eat."

“Oh, by the way, this year we have planted some pumpkins, gourds and the like on the edges of the fences. In the summer, we can pull a cart there every day to feed them.”

“It’s a bit of a pity, isn’t it?”

Zhang Yanping’s voice was loud and the hand holding the microphone was held far away.

But regardless of the distance, the microphone does not need to be particularly clear to pick up this sound. Everyone in the live broadcast room can hear it.

“These vegetables are worth ten or twenty yuan a pound when sold.”

“I’m going to lose money.” Song Tan and Lu Chuan gathered together to look at the colors of the furniture, and said casually: “A pumpkin weighs dozens of kilograms, how much is the postage? If it gets damaged, you have to pay for it, so there is no need to sell it.”

They won’t be short of money this year either.

Very good! These three consecutive blows finally made the netizens in the live broadcast room cry, and they cried so loudly—

【So I finally fell out of love, huh? 】

【Teacher Qiaoqiao! Do you have me in your heart? If you have me, wouldn't it be okay for me to kneel down and beg my sister? 】

【Postage paid on delivery, no compensation if damaged! Please, give me a chance to buy a pumpkin. 】

【I'll buy 100 pounds too! real! 】

【Brother Mafia, you are such a good dog】

【He is so hateful, but I still can't leave this live broadcast room】

【As long as I have any backbone, I will definitely beat up the gangster brother! But I don’t, so why not kneel down and beg? 】

【Let me ask, is your family still short of pigs? Are you interested in someone who has gone to college? 】

How much does it cost to eat a bowl of pig food every day? 】

【So pigs eat so well, do you want to sell the pork to me? 】

Zhang Yanping looked at the barrage and immediately felt balanced. I think when he first arrived, he was punished by Song Tan for taking the good food at home.

As the saying goes, if you have been caught in the rain, you should tear up other people's umbrellas to be happy.

However, there are still netizens who are sober.

Since those meats and vegetables are too far away, they might as well grasp the things they are most likely to grasp!

At this moment, someone asked: "When will the mugwort tea and Houttuynia cordata tea mentioned before be sold?"

Oh, Zhang Yanping almost forgot about it when he was interrupted earlier. At this moment, he quickly asked: "When will the mugwort tea and Houttuynia cordata be harvested?"

Ulan and Song Sancheng have always been responsible for recruiting workers in the village. At this moment, they said: "Tomorrow, we will count the people tonight and pick them early tomorrow morning. I see good weather in the forecast, which is convenient for us." Fried and dried.”

The two of them spoke in a dialect, but the Yuncheng dialect is originally close to Mandarin. Everyone in the live broadcast studio has been working for a year and a half, and they all understand it now.

So the crowd was excited and wanted only one answer—

I just want to ask, can you sell this mugwort tea to me? 】

ˆ【Uplink, Uplink, Uplink】

【Brother Link is getting anxious. Have you counted the goods your family has sold this year? 】

【that is! Do you still want to monetize your traffic? Money! If you don’t meet the KPIs in the first quarter, what will you do next? 】

Although Zhang Yanping is not very useful, he is still quite reliable in the live broadcast room.

At this moment, the joke was over and the atmosphere was over-excited. It was enough for him to stop, so he replied:

"Sell, definitely sell. Everyone is an old fan who has been chasing them. No matter what, we will never forget these good things."

“Just because this is the goods that others have ordered in advance, we try to pick as many as possible. But the output is limited, and when quality is prioritized, there may not be much on the shelves.”

“Everyone buy what you need. If you don’t like it, don’t force yourself.”

As soon as he said this, everyone in the live broadcast room was moved to tears for some reason.

【Brother, you can be considered a human being! 】

There are also more sober ones that go straight to the core—

【So the quantity is small, so we have to rely on grabbing, right? 】

【This is an inexperienced question. In this live broadcast room, even if there is a large amount, you still have to rely on grabbing. 】

【Did you not buy last year’s Houttuynia cordata tea and tea egg marinade packets? That’s really not a small amount, and it still broke my head and caused me to bleed.]

【Think about last year’s tea seed oil hand mask? The welfare fund is limited to one purchase per person, which is more than 100,000 copies. Let me see who can easily buy it without grabbing it? 】

【You have many words and you are right. 】

【I squeezed my head out and grabbed the hand mask based on my strength! 】

【that is! There are so many big men in the live broadcast room who are more aggressive than me.]

As soon as he said this, everyone immediately cheered up and looked at the people who posted the barrage. These are all their competitors!

As for whether you have never drunk Houttuynia cordata tea and mugwort tea before/are not used to it...

Laughing to death!

Even if you are not used to drinking, you can still make some money by selling it. You would be stupid not to rob it!

During the chat, the rice noodles and stir-fried diced pork with mugwort sprouts had been cooked. At this moment, the seventh cousin and Qiao Qiao started working together. They quickly formed round dough cakes and stuck them evenly in the pot.

Zhang Yanping took a deep breath and watched his seventh cousin and Qiao Qiao cracking eggs with one hand in unison and skillfully. Then he looked at the increasing number of egg yolks in the basin and couldn't help but suggest:

“Please pickle more salted duck eggs this year. They taste great when paired with white porridge!”

Update 2, good night.

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