Vol 311 Chapter 1238: 1238 Dagua and Guess [2-in-1]

The netizens in the live broadcast room were tickled by the several serious barrages, but the other party didn't know what they were doing, and there was no movement for a long time.

Everyone had no choice but to face this serious confrontation scene, hoping that the two sides would start fighting immediately.

but…

How to fight?

As soon as the owner of this mountain came, He Shui Fangfang was not even in the mood to watch the barrage.

After all, they are really confident, they don’t seem to be short of money, and there are so many security guards who also look good at fighting.

As for myself...

She quietly glanced at her tall and thin boyfriend again. He often went to the gym to maintain his image, but she didn't even push the thin guy twice!

Song Tan was still asking with a smile:

"How about it? Have you thought about it? How much compensation do you plan to give us?"

At this point, she looked at Zhu Xinyu and others beside her: "They originally had their own jobs, but because of your entanglement, now the scheduled shift can only be filled by others. Don't forget to calculate the lost wages."

How long has it been since we lost business secrets, lost our image, and now we have lost work pay...

It is possible to tolerate money but not money!

【He Shui Fangfang】plucked up the courage to glance at the barrage again, and said at this moment: "You are blackmailing people!"

“Oh,” Song Tan responded lightly: “If you don’t agree, please hire a lawyer.”

【河水香香】I choked instantly.

But looking at the wreckage of the drone on the ground, the male anchor also plucked up the courage and said, "Wait a minute, I've called the police. The police will be here soon!"

“Wait.” Song Tan sighed and sat back on the electric car: “First see if your deposit is enough to compensate—”

There was another burst of shortness of breath on the other side.

The male anchor originally wanted to say what's so great about farming, but then he remembered that the anchor opposite him seemed to be an anchor with millions of fans on some platform. At this moment, he glanced at the barrage and couldn't help but sigh:

“I saw that I know your family from the barrage. They said why you have millions of fans...Which platform are you an anchor on? We are all colleagues, so there is no need to target you like this, right?”

"That's right." The female anchor also felt aggrieved: "Having one million fans is amazing. How can one million fans bully those of us who have more than 100,000 fans?"

Song Tan almost wanted to sigh.

She now feels that Zhang Yanping’s salary is not much. Because sometimes I really can’t figure out why other people’s brain circuits are so weird, and even opening my mouth to answer feels like a crime—

It’s like the brain has been reduced in dimensionality.

She was too lazy to speak. She glanced at her phone at this moment - she didn't know how long it would take for the police to arrive. They still had to catch lunch.

If nothing else, the security team must be hungry because they exercise a lot every day.

But the other party did not speak, and the group of men opposite him stared at him eagerly. [He Shui Fangfang] Regardless of what he was planning in his heart, he was still nervous at the moment, so he could only stare at the barrage and pretend to divert his attention.

Just at this moment, a familiar ID popped out—

【Found it! I found the security guy opposite! 】

【I've been waiting for a long time. Stop talking nonsense! 】

【What is what】

【Qiaoqiao fans are bubbling in silence, wanting to see who shoveled the spinach for me】

【What is the meaning of shoveling spinach】

【Why didn't the person in front say anything】

【Anchor, I will just say one thing, you are really stepping up to the plate this time】

【I saw the appearance of the security guy just now in the photo album of my relatives. By coincidence, he was awarded a medal for meritorious service... Well, I won’t say much else.】

【As for my relative...let's put it this way, we no longer know where he is on his mission】

【…】

【Making fun of things】

【That's it? Don’t think too mysteriously. In fact, there are many people who make meritorious deeds every year...]

【That is, there are a lot of people who are looking for jobs after they retire from the army. There are a lot of them. If there is anything special about them, you can't get into trouble if you encounter one.】

【I don’t understand the previous Riddler】

Everyone has been waiting for a long time, waiting in a fog, and now they can't help but feel depressed. Some people even scolded the anchor directly -

【It's intentional, right? Find someone to keep us here, right?】

【Shen Jin, this script is too deliberate. If you have the ability to raise the banner, if you have the ability, make it bigger】

【that is! Didn’t everyone call the police? Wait for the police to come! Anchors, we ourselves should not start at the beginning but end at the end]

These words made [He Shui Fang Fang] feel depressed again!

What a **** script!

They obviously have a steady increase in fans for live streaming here, okay?

But many of their fans are attracted by the excitement and conflict, and now they speak particularly sharply.

If Zhang Yanping saw it, he would probably lament that Qiao Qiao's place was calm and leisurely.

After all, except for swearing when grabbing things, most people are reluctant to even say a harsh word at other times.

Earlier there were some trolls and anti-fans popping up, but now even the trolls can’t be found…

I can only say that it’s a matter of live broadcast style.

Of course, none of them care about the feelings of the navy. And the trolls were cursing in the live broadcast room while watching everyone desperately grabbing goods. Even if they were not interested, they would sneer...

But in the end, I couldn’t help but try to grab the first order.

After all, it is human nature to follow the crowd and join in the fun.

As for what was stolen—

 Jobs can be accepted, but you need to send enough messages to accept the job, and it will be difficult to grab it as soon as possible during the delivery period!

Instead of earning these 50 cents, why not focus on grabbing goods first! Whose order is it not an order?

In short, although Qiao Qiao’s number of fans has increased significantly nowadays, and the barrages are occasionally a bit discordant, compared with the fans of [He Shui Fang Fang] who watch the excitement and don’t take it too seriously, they can be regarded as angels filling the screen.

At this moment, the girl across the street said to the security guards again: "Stop standing, it's so hard, just find a place to sit down."

Everyone is not outside. Both sides are stone blocks cleared by Brother Sun at the end of last year. You can sit down wherever you want.

Different from ordinary security guards, their sitting movements are also uniform, and the curvature of their shoulders and backs seems to have been measured with a ruler, giving them an extraordinarily symmetrical aesthetic.

This made everyone's hearts, which were a little indifferent just now, suddenly shaken.

If nothing else, even if you recruit veterans, you can still have such discipline and attitude after retirement...it proves that they themselves are quite capable, right?

The direction of the barrage gradually changed.

Several of them had their trousers twitching up after sitting down, and fans in the live broadcast room noticed that the color of their ankles was obviously different from their normal skin color.

In the security guy sitting on the shortest stone in the corner, are his ankles too thin and unusual? That skin color is a bit weird too]

【Did anyone notice that the security guy who keeps talking has one hand always wearing a glove?】

【Look at the one on the right! Does the ankle look a bit like metal?]

【…】

【hiss…】

【Retired due to injury? ]【If it is really due to injury, then I have two possibilities, one is resettled by the government, then this place is probably not purely private】

【The other option is to choose to get more money without finding a job, but this kind of country will also choose to support...】【Continued - In this case, I am still willing to come here to work as a mediocre security guard...】

【It’s scary to think about it carefully! 】

【You have many words, but what you say makes sense】

【Anchor, please confirm again, otherwise we will give in】

【Originally, we were in the wrong, so why don't we apologize】

【I didn’t expect to encounter such a big thing when I came back to the live broadcast room for the first time...exciting】

【Don't irritate everyone, be careful with your words and actions, don't look back, the live broadcast room is gone】

This barrage made [He Shui Fangfang]'s heart beat wildly. Just now, there were a lot of people shouting and joining in the fun, but now that this is involved, no one said anything in an instant.

Even those who spoke were urging them to admit it.

But if you recognize it now...

The two of them looked at each other, then looked at the number of viewers in the live broadcast room, which started to increase rapidly again, and took out their mobile phones to communicate in tacit understanding -

In short!

Can’t let go of the overwhelming wealth!

But after exchanging the news, the two of them still looked at the hands and ankles of those people in unison, their eyes full of inquiry and suspicion.

Song Tan happened to see this scene, and she instantly became unhappy.

She lowered her head and looked at the time - it had been a while since she called the police, and the current police dispatch policy stipulates how soon the other party should show up, so it should be almost time.

She then dialed the phone: "Qiaoqiao, can I send you a seat and send us a meal later?"

"Well, there are also security brothers, 11 people in total - but you can bring thirteen bowls."

“By the way, it’s hard to bring food from the canteen. Call your seventh cousin and ask him to cook rice noodles with yesterday’s pork rib soup. Isn’t that ready-made?”

Song Tan’s arrangement has its own purpose, and Qiao Qiao will undoubtedly implement it 100%. After hanging up the phone, she smiled at the security guards who looked over expectantly:

“Thank you for your hard work today, how about some rice noodles for lunch?”

This is obviously a question, but it just confirms what everyone just heard. A group of people looked at each other, and the joy in their eyes could not be hidden!

“Okay, okay! Can you bring more chili oil? I love that.”

The other one chuckled and said: "I don't have any request, just give me an extra bowl."

When talking about food, they changed from their previous seriousness and neatness, and now they looked as excited as children waiting in line in kindergarten to share fruits.

Looking at [He Shui Fang Fang] and the barrage on the other side, I was a little confused—

【no? Is the contrast so big? Are you so happy eating rice noodles? 】

【That’s right! Isn't it? Are they doing some kind of hunger training? 】

【The old man in front of you came out to talk about it, you didn't lead us astray with your wild guesses】

Everyone made random guesses, but Song Tan could only smile helplessly: "There's not that much soup left... This counts as an extra meal, and each person only has one bowl. But if you are not full, you can go to the cafeteria to continue after the things are settled. Eat, Master Jiang will leave some food for you.”

At this moment, several fans in the live broadcast room who had always disagreed with the anchor jumped up instantly, and the screen was filled with "Ahhhhh", as if this was the only way to vent their jealousy and unwillingness!

【It’s rice noodles! It’s Qiaoqiao’s rice noodles! 】

【I wish I could replace it with my own body, I can eat five bowls! 】

【I'm upstairs peeing yellow, let me feed you! 】

【It’s good to eat some. Do you want to eat 5 more bowls? Is it because of this that the New Year anchor didn’t invite me? 】

【I really envy you, I have never eaten rice noodles, so I can only rely on fantasy here. 】

【I am different, I won a prize once for my homework, and so far no food other than rice noodles has appeared in my dreams】

【Ah ah ah dog thief! Look at my 40-meter sword]

【Today I still resent everyone equally who eats Qiaoqiao's delicious food】

But these cries, in [He Shui Fangfang's opinion], mean that today's netizens are really going crazy.

It’s just a rice noodle. It screams so loudly and jumps up and down... What brand of rice noodle does this company make?

cut!

No wonder you have millions of fans so quickly, right?

The two of them looked at each other, and then looked at the security guards who changed their serious state because of a bowl of rice noodles. The words in the live broadcast room just now seemed to have been removed from the filter, and instantly became less scary.

At the foot of the mountain, the seventh cousin was doing his work in an orderly manner—

Cook the soup and cook the rice noodles. While the rice noodles are waiting in the pot, bowls of side dishes and soup ingredients can be prepared.

Evaluate the time it takes to go up the mountain again, and fish out the rice noodles in advance—

By the time Qiaoqiao rode the three-wheeler down the mountain, there were 13 steaming bowls.

After thinking about it, the seventh cousin also filled a bowl for him:

"I just heard from your sister that someone is making trouble on the mountain. I can't get away from here, so you might as well eat there."

“That’s it, Qiao Qiao, don’t just eat, find out what caused the trouble, why will I still hear it when you get back?”

Making trouble?

Qiaoqiao tensed up instantly.

His only concept of "making trouble" was still the unreasonable old Mrs. Zhou in the village. At this moment, she suddenly became tense:

“Okay! I’ll go now!”

Each big bowl was simply placed on a plate and placed on the tricycle. Qiaoqiao got on the tricycle and turned smoothly onto the road. However, she saw a police car coming quickly behind her.

He had seen this in a popular science atlas, but this was the first time he saw it in real life. He couldn't help but stop the car and opened his eyes curiously.

“Wow, are you the police?”

His eyes were clear, and his simple appearance paired with this cute little three-wheeler, even if the other party had to call the police at noon, he couldn't help but soften his voice at this moment:

“Yes, do you know how to get to this address?”

Qiaoqiao took a look and became confident: "I know, I'm delivering food to them! Uncle policeman, I'll take you there!"

After saying this, he happily turned the tricycle. The two policemen touched their faces sadly, and before they had time to comment on the title [uncle], they started to wonder again:

“We’ve called the police, why is he still so happy?”

But they were already far away, so the two of them had no choice but to put their thoughts aside and follow them closely in their cars.

On the mountain, Song Tan glanced at the road in the distance before getting off the electric car:

“It’s time to eat.”

As soon as he said this, the security guards who had calmed down a little suddenly became pleasantly surprised:

“No one is allowed to **** the bowl with the most chili oil from me!”

“I eat light food, you have to choose carefully when choosing.”

“Be careful, be careful, you can only look at it from a distance, and you are not allowed to smell or touch it from close range! Don’t make my rice noodles dirty..."

(End of this chapter)

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