Lu Chuan inexplicably knelt down and turned off the fire in the stove. Then he looked at his grandma and grandpa who couldn't take his eyes away. He couldn't help but ask again:
“What to choose?”
Song Tan said sadly: "It's just a routine hometown project, randomly selecting a single dog to adapt to me..."
Lu Chuan:…
He also laughed out loud suddenly: "What a coincidence, your aunt and uncle have already adapted it in the yard just now - well, it is a must-have item for going out."
Then he raised the basin in his hand slightly and said, "I'm going to do some work - there's a lot of water at the door, so you two should be careful."
Grandma nodded repeatedly, her eyes almost shining as she looked at Lu Chuan.
But he was obviously used to this kind of gaze, and he had left gracefully at this moment.
Song Tan was no longer embarrassed for a moment, and instead pushed his grandfather's wheelchair: "Grandma, let's go, let's go, there are many single people waiting at home, please take a look, we are not in a hurry."
Grandma held her arm, hating that iron could not become steel:
“Why do you feel so good about yourself? As for the young man in front of you, you will be satisfied with just one! How many more do you want? Look at how handsome he is!”
Song Tan laughed: "We just met each other, we can't judge people by their appearance..."
“Nonsense!” Grandma glared at her: “If I hadn’t judged people by their appearance, would I have been able to marry your grandfather back then? The more ordinary a man is, the more faults he has.”
Song Tan nodded and said perfunctorily: "Okay, okay! Come on, let's go into the house first. Once inside, watch me take him down slowly..."
"That's right!" Grandma patted Grandpa and said, "How about it? This guy is much more handsome than you were when you were young, isn't he? We, Tantan, have to be capable."
Grandpa groaned, unable to say anything against his will, so he could only find fault with himself:
“You look so white, you probably can’t do any work in the fields, right?”
Grandma sneered: "When we got married, you didn't even know how to cook."
Grandpa was silent for a moment.
…
However, grandma couldn't enter the yard for a while, because as soon as they got around the crowd, they saw a group of people at the door carrying and hugging the big fat pig by hooking its two hind legs and hanging them upside down on the shelf. Got it!
During this period, there were also jokes from the villagers:
“Hey, let me tell you, the young men from the city are not that energetic, right? It’s a shame.”
"Is this pig heavy? The more than 480 kilograms are not for nothing! I haven't seen such a big fat pig in many years."
“Hey, Xiao Qin and Xiao He are here to help put on such new clothes. Look, this pig has stained the clothes!”
In the crowd, two ordinary-looking men stood there and giggled, taking out their mobile phones to take pictures of the pig.
Grandma and grandpa heard that this pig weighed more than 400 kilograms, how could it still move? I just squeezed into the crowd and started watching.
The hired pig butcher has indeed been good at it for many years. Although he rarely does it now, his skill is still there.
I saw the bright knife gently and deftly pulling down the pig's belly. It was like cutting butter, and the whole pig's internal organs were cut open so easily.
The abdominal cavity of the fat white pig was opened, and the hot air instantly floated out, followed by the internal organs that were teetering on the verge of falling.
"Where's the bucket? Where's the bucket?" The pig butcher shouted loudly inside, and he saw Qiaoqiao approaching with his mobile phone. At the same time, he moved his feet and kicked over an old plastic bucket that had been prepared in advance.
The butcher raised his foot and hooked the bucket directly below the pig. At this moment, the sharp knife in his hand lightly and deftly made two cuts in the abdominal cavity. Before he could see which direction it was, he saw a large group of thick blue-gray pigs. The intestines fell in instantly.
"Ah! Did you see, kids? This is the pig's large intestine. There is also the pig's small intestine - the small intestine will be given to the uncle who kills the pig later, but my mother said that she wants to stuff some sausages this year, so she has to discuss with the uncle to give more. The money and small intestines stay on their own.”
The live broadcast room is already in shock!
Just, it has to be our Qiaoqiao anchor! He really shows us **** a pig!
Now I have seen with my own eyes the pig's hair being shaved open in a hot water bucket, and I have also seen the pig butcher's sturdy body, but the knife is so smooth and silky, I am simply shocked! From a certain perspective, this live broadcast is like trimming a donkey’s hoof, it’s so addictive!
The barrage is already buzzing!
【Nine-turn large intestine ah ah ah! I want to eat! 】
【Vinegar fat intestines! Stir-fried pork sausage with hot pepper! What about the lucky ones who participated in the pig killing feast? Eat it hard for me! 】
【Ah ah ah, is this the pig I'm going to eat later! It's so pitiful, I can't even imagine how delicious it is! 】
【At this moment, there is a flame of jealousy in my heart. There are so many lucky people in the world, why can’t I be one...]
【Ah ah ah, I'm so jealous that I'm rolling all over the bed and have nowhere to vent! 】
【snort! Although I can't eat the pig-killing feast, I don't have to wash my intestines. I won't cry! 】
【that is! There’s nothing to be jealous of. These pig intestines are hard to clean up. Whether you can eat them for lunch or not is another matter.]
【He is anxious, he is anxious】
【Give me some pig urine! 】
【What's coming? 】
【Pig urine bladder is the pig's bladder! 】
【Can this also be eaten? ! Shocking jpg】
【What can't be done? This is delicious when braised. When we were young, this was our folk remedy to treat bedwetting]
【Ah ah ah, I want to eat pork liver! Fried pork liver, drooling all over the floor.]
【Pork liver soup! Wolfberry Pork Liver Soup—my love! 】
【That...everyone only focuses on the present, only I see the future. Teacher Qiaoqiao, if your family keeps small intestines, can you sell me some stuffed sausages? 】
【sausage! I want it! I want something spicy! 】
【Cantonese yyds! 】
【Don't you do enema? 】
【What kind of blood sausage should be fed? The one-pot stew of cabbage, pig blood and tofu is so delicious! 】
Okay, okay, as soon as the pig’s entrails were disemboweled, you started fighting among yourself, right? If you have any objections, please bring it up to those who went to the pig-killing feast! 】
【that is! What time is it? The pigs are all being slaughtered. Why haven't they arrived yet? Inflating pigs, scraping their hair and washing their intestines, that's not a lot of work, right? 】
【Yes, yes, yes! It is highly recommended to arrange for them to learn to wash pig intestines! 】
【Second the motion, strongly second the motion! 】
Everyone was discussing in full swing, but the pig butcher had already pushed the heavy basin aside, and then called to people:
“Come on, come on, it’s ready to be divided into two halves! Come here and help hold some of it, so that such good meat doesn’t fall to the ground.”
Qin Yun and He Kuang looked at each other for an instant, then one of them took two steps back holding the phone, and the other bravely stepped forward:
“I’ll come, I’ll come!”
Although their strength is small, there are so many people, and the meat cutting table is on one side, and they can still support half of them carrying two hundred kilograms.
As for the clothes...they are just as dirty as they are dirty. It doesn’t make any difference if they are more dirty or less dirty.
The most important thing is—
Pig killing, participating in the killing of pigs in person, is really fun!
Update 2, good night.