Qiaoqiao doesn’t understand other people’s pain. He only knows that children need to learn more.
At this moment, he said excitedly: "Look, it's time to do it! Everyone must study hard, so that if you can't come to the pig-killing feast, you can still make it for yourself."
? ? ? Teacher, are you speaking in human language? 】
【Okay, okay, stab me, right? 】
【The laborer cried bitterly, can I afford to rent a kitchen, or am I lucky enough to participate in the pig-killing feast? 】
【A migrant worker with a monthly salary of 3,500 won a prize, who among you understands my distress! 】
【Versailles, right? Just say whether you want to go or not! 】
【Open the book and study hard! After the new year, you will have another skill to submit your resume! 】
【That...that...thank you Teacher Qiaoqiao! Our local good unit is recruiting a food major but one who can cook]
? ? ? 】
【I can’t write the next one, I came third in the written test but my resume says I can make pickles, make pumpkins, vine-dried sweet potatoes, dry-fried sour cowpeas and make soy beans...】
【Then follow the previous one - ugh! I hit! Ahhh, thank you Teacher Qiaoqiao! 】
【…】
【I have broken the defense of my family, others can get offers while watching the live broadcast, but I have nothing and can't even grab food】
【What? ! Learning multiple skills really helps! Teacher Qiaoqiao, wait for me, take out your notebook now! 】
But making burnt leaves is really simple. Just beat the eggs into the flour one by one, then add black sesame seeds and salt in sequence, add a little water, and stir the flour into a flocculent form.
The seventh cousin was very worried about these old men who were in a hurry. At this moment, he repeatedly warned: "Be sure to put less water, pour it little by little... put less, put less, or it will turn into batter!"
“Why do your hands start to shake at this age? I told you to add less water...it’s okay, please add more noodles.”
“Stir the two **** into a flocculated shape. You’ve never seen what a flocculated shape is... You’ve never seen it before? Then... you mix it first, and I’ll tell you when it’s done.”
“This is good, this is good for mixing. Let’s knead them into a dough. Knead them as you like. You can knead them however you want…”
“Okay, okay, once you knead the dough, it will be fine. Cover the basin with plastic wrap and let it rest for 20 minutes.”
【Hahahahahahahahahaha as if I saw myself】
【Hey, look at the vicissitudes of the hands of those who work here, are the old men from the village also invited to help? 】
【I know this question! Master, do it boldly! If there is too much water, add noodles; if there is too much noodles, add water]
【that is! You can add a lot to such a big pot, so there’s nothing to worry about]
【Oh my god, who's little old man can't stir up noodles even at such an old age? It’s such a blessing! 】
The barrage is so lively that one can’t help but fantasize about the lively pig-killing feast again.
The seventh cousin walked around and gave instructions repeatedly.
The old men were in a hurry and were trembling with fear. At the same time, he glanced at Xiao Du and the others who were washing up outside with envious eyes, and thought to himself that it would be better to do something mindless!
However, after all, anyone with zero basic knowledge can master this, so after a lot of stumbling, everyone succeeded.
Including the basins of Seventh Cousin and Qiao Qiao, a total of 6 basins were placed in rows on the long table. Only Lao Yang, who was boring to boil water, came out with the boiling water. He was full of jealousy in front of his happy companions.
But soon he was no longer jealous, because when he was filling the stove with firewood, he discovered a sweet potato in the corner!
Hehehehe! How else can we say that lighting fires is a good job? Warm, relaxing, and a little surprise!
While the dough was rising, Qiaoqiao took her cell phone and walked out of the yard again. On the large cement floor at the door, little Du Ge was squatting on the ground with a brush, holding on to the oval-shaped barrel that had been tipped over, and scrubbing hard, causing the barrage to hiss and haha—
【This waist sisters! Let’s just say, I never mentioned that there is such a benefit to the pig killing feast. Wuwuwu]
【Hey, sisters, look at the one painting the big wooden boards! Butt is so perky! 】
【That that! The one who is lifting the iron hook from the hot water bucket to clean it, that one with arms and waist like a wasp! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the body proportions are so good! 】
【Okay, okay! It’s such a small pig-killing feast, but there are so many top-notch products—if you have the ability, let us see your face! 】
【Teacher Qiaoqiao, tell the truth, is this someone from your village who came back from work to celebrate the New Year? Ah ah ah, I carried the train there overnight! 】
? ? ? Whose pants are on my head? Hundreds of thousands of people are watching this! 】
【Please calm down, gentlemen, aren't there any people on the Internet who you care about? 】
【Hiss...Are all girls on the Internet so wild and bold? 】
【Yes in real life, but on the Internet it's hahaha】
【No, no one cares about these tools? It looks like the stuff used to kill pigs at home when I was a kid]
【Yes, yes, it looks familiar to me too. Is that big wooden board being washed the removed door panel?】
【And that big bathtub, is it used to hold hot water when shaving pig hair? 】
? ? ? What? Is there so much emphasis on killing pigs? Why do you have to remove the door panel? 】
【Because local materials are used, old-fashioned wooden door panels in rural areas can be easily disassembled, which is convenient】
【Ah ah ah old traditional pig killing! Teacher Qiaoqiao! Please live broadcast! 】
【Ah, I'm afraid it can't be broadcast, what about the **** scenes... but the disembowelling of the pig after death can be broadcast】
But Qiaoqiao didn’t pay attention to the barrage at all. He just walked around in the open space and explained to everyone:
“This is a bathtub used for butchering pigs. Now only the butcher’s house has one. Many families in the village have showers and don’t use this one anymore.”
“The pig-butcher said that this door panel was something he used to use before, and he didn’t lose it when he built a new house, so he took it out again this time…”
"This iron rack is used to hang the pigs after they are killed and then cut them up. Look at these hooks, are they so fierce? Brother Xiao Qi just scalded them with boiling water."
As he spoke, he sighed again: "Pigs are so pitiful... But my sister said that in the morning, Laba gives the pigs the fermented glutinous rice they brewed before, and then they fall asleep after eating, and they won't feel any pain or fear!"
【…】
【As expected of you, Teacher Qiaoqiao, Piggy is so pitiful, how can it be so delicious?】
【Sleep and kill something... It's hard to comment, but it's pretty good】
【Those who have seen pigs struggling desperately and then being tortured, it is indeed good to sleep after that】
【There is actually still mash for brewing... woo woo woo, this drunkard can't wait to replace the pig himself! 】
【Well...it doesn't matter the previous one, I won't eat human flesh. 】
His, the picture suddenly became bloody, but I have to ask again: Is the pork for sale? 】
【Damn, damn, damn, damn, why wasn't I the one participating in the pig-killing feast! ! 】
Let me inform you that our pig-killing feast team has got off the train at the high-speed rail station hahahahaha]
【Ah ah ah, the dog thief shall die! 】
Update 1, good morning!