Chapter 276 276. Grandpa’s real punishment
Si Bao held down the furry prey at his feet, held his head high and held his chest high, like a victorious hero.
The pheasant also flicked its paws twice under his dog's paws unwillingly, making a "coo-coo" sound in its mouth.
However, when I looked up, above the two bean eyes, a weed that had just grown seeds was hanging there. It suddenly stretched its neck and swallowed the seeds in with a grunt.
Everyone:…
Everyone was silent.
As for this pheasant, its appearance is exchanged for its brains, right?
At this moment, Song Youde finally reacted. With a familiarity, he grabbed the pheasant by the wings and lifted it out. Then he gestured to its long tail feathers with black and white yellow and brown patterns, and raised his hand to shake it.
I saw a wave of oily light on the tail feathers, and the whole chicken nervously retracted its slender claws, becoming more and more lively.
Song Youde became more and more satisfied: "Oh! The chicken stewed in the iron pot and stuffed with cornmeal pancakes at noon is so fragrant! And the tail hair is so beautiful! It looks great when you pluck it out and put it in a bottle!"
Song Tan: ...Grandpa, you must be punished.
What does this pheasant look like?
As the saying goes: "With a piece of cloth on the head, the country eats meat and vegetables. The tail is two meters long, and the body is made of linen. The scarf is white, and the bags under the eyes are also plain. The feathers are made of scales, black, chestnut, white, yellow and brown."
Simply put—the long-tailed pheasant is a national first-level protected animal.
The above are the results from Song Tan’s online search.
At this moment, Song Youde looked at the pheasant in his hand, and his claws were a little numb.
“What’s going on?”
He hesitated: "Let it go?"
“Let me tell you about Tantan. Don’t look at it. It’s so obedient right now. In fact, this pheasant is the most naughty. It likes to eat the things grown in our fields. It won’t even eat the weeds!”
As he spoke, he waved the hand holding the pheasant. Unexpectedly, the pheasant's neck got stuck in the weeds nearby and swayed in the wind.
Logically speaking, due to the persistence of great fishermen, the grass in the field is cleared every day. It is not easy to find so many fish that have slipped through the net!
The next moment!
The pheasant obviously had its fate pinched at the base of its wings, but at this moment, it stretched its neck very long, and with a "coo" sound, it took the grass blade in front of it into its mouth.
Song Youde:…
He really didn’t lie!
In the past, this pheasant really loved eating in the fields!
But at this moment, he could only say aggrievedly: "Then... why don't you let me go?"
Song Tan was helpless, what else could he do if he kept it?
“Let it go!”
"etc!"
Zhang Yanping and Song Sancheng shouted in unison: "Before I release it, I'll take a photo/take a vibrato!"
How can we do such a big event without posting on WeChat Moments or Douyin to get likes? Remember it.
What's more, the pheasant was caught by dogs, not humans, and they let it go, so what's wrong with taking a photo in the middle?
To show his innocence, Zhang Yanping even planned to make a short video to prove that they really released the pheasants!
Song Youde became more energetic when he saw everyone's mobile phones facing him. Now he straightened his back but said shyly: "
How about it? Is this angle okay? "
Quite fashionable and knows how to find angles.
but…
At this moment, the two of them were busy shooting the video, but they got the wrong idea. They nodded hurriedly: "The angle is very good!" After Song Youde changed three or five postures from the front to the side, he finally loosened his hand and held the pheasant from a distance. Throw it away.
The long-tailed pheasant flapped its wings in mid-air, then suddenly glided back, and quickly rushed into the vegetable field nearby!
Then I saw a quick yellow-black lightning next to me, but Si Bao was showing off his power at this moment. He grabbed it by the neck in one mouthful, spit it out again, and pinned it under the dog's paws again.
The long-tailed pheasant is already numb.
Everyone: ...To be honest, they are also a little numb.
But at this moment, Song Tan could only sigh: "Be good, I can catch this kind of pheasant next time I see it, but don't kill it."
Sambo on the side didn’t understand – shouldn’t we be happy when we catch a pheasant? Why doesn't the master want it?
But it was a good and well-behaved dog. Since he said he didn’t want to kill him, he released his paws and took a step back.
Seeing that the pheasant, which had been captured twice in a short period of time, staggered and walked on the ground twice with its head in a daze, it finally came back to its senses, looked at the group of people in front of it warily, and let out a "Goo!" A sound!
Then he quickly took off at a low altitude and disappeared into the bushes nearby.
Everyone stood in the vegetable garden, looking in that direction with a sense of loss, feeling unspeakable regret in their hearts at this moment.
Song Tan breathed a sigh of relief: At that time, her grandfather was holding the pheasant, and she was really afraid that the other party would twist its neck with his quick hands.
Fortunately, now that the pheasants have flown away, there is no need to worry about this.
But then I thought about it, this pheasant was attracted by the grass seeds and leaves here today, and maybe it will be a regular customer in the future. Song Tan would feel heartbroken if he lost even one vegetable in this garden!
She had no choice but to squat down again and quickly told the two treasures: "You did a good job! Be good! From now on, no matter if they are pheasants, rabbits, hedgehogs, etc., as long as they damage the vegetable field, they will all be driven away, but don't kill them easily."
Liangbao snorted, and his big head kept cupping her hand, obviously feeling aggrieved.
But after finally coming back from hunting, the owner refused to take it...
Sanbao thought for a while, turned around and lay down in the grass on the edge of the field, and then suddenly buried his head in the grass for a while!
Its two front paws are like afterimages, digging up layers of grass roots and soil!
Soon, it pulled out another small pink object, held it gently in its mouth, and looked at Song Tan eagerly again.
Song Tan:…
She subconsciously reached out her hand:
“Baby, I know you are very powerful, but we really don’t want this pheasant. You can keep the field, which is already very good...”
While comforting him, he put his hand under Sanbao's mouth, and saw that it opened its mouth, and a small red and furry thing rolled out between its ferocious teeth.
The other person rolled out of the wet and hot mouth. At this moment, he was crawling around in Song Tan's hands with his eyes closed, and he let out an extremely pitiful scream.
Song Tan:…
Not only did this thing in her hand make her want to scream, but she would have screamed too if she hadn't become an immortal.
At this moment, Zhang Yanping came over quietly: "What is this?"
He looked down curiously, and the more he looked, the more strange he felt. Before he could react, Song Tan said with a complicated expression:
“Probably...it’s a little field mouse that hasn’t even opened its eyes yet.”
Bao'er, as expected of you, you dug through all the vole holes!
The next moment, Zhang Yanping jumped to his feet:
“Vole?!”
The older man screamed and quickly took a step back.
I made up the long-tailed pheasant limerick myself. If there are any similarities, it is definitely plagiarism.
I have actually raised field mice, and the consequences... my mother... well, let's not mention it.
I’m too sleepy today, I’ll watch the second update tomorrow morning.
(End of this chapter)